Half of these things are things that girls don't want.
>The average girl would be bothered to find out that someone wants to be sexually spanked by her
>The average girl doesn't want to sit next to a guy browsing humiliating content (e.g. Milovana)
>Homeless women want money, but they're probably not wanting a human spitoon
maybe offer to lick her clean instead
>women don't want pity dates, if she finds out you went on a date with her because she's ugly, she won't like it.
How about cooking food for your women friends.
Offering to drive women home after they go out clubbing (and respecting them if they say no), and not trying to sleep with them after driving them home.
Go to a mall, sit at a table, and play spin the bottle. Whichever girl it lands on, you offer to carry their shopping.