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 No.275103

If there were more quality posters around, it wouldn't be so sad. Unfortunately, finding someone into some tame characters (that aren't conjured up to serve some fucked up fetish) is very hard to come by.

It's like something, somewhere, must be sexualized with majority of writers. Even the ones who can write well are so driven on role playing with a shemale donning a horsecock or some weird combination of fetishes or some way-left-field-super-unique-fetish that it's impossible to get anything done in a setting that requires some realism and logic. It's either cartoon logic, a reality where there are no consequences for behaviors/acts performed, or a reality where something exists for the intent of some weird sexual gratification of the writer, masked and painted up to be anything but that. "Excuse me, I actually relate to this character because of all these things, it has nothing to do with the fact that her dick is that of a horse and hangs down past her knee."

Now begins the gruesome task of having to find someone else who likes kinky shit when it makes sense in the narrative. Now begins the days of filtering through furrtards and Equestrian players, of futa-shemale-dickgirls who are actually guys behind the screens, who will call YOU the ignorant asshole if you explain to them that your preference is men with men parts, or women with woman parts, not both.

Yes, you are the asshole because you are one of the rare few who actually want to role play with the opposite sex, not a mix of two sexes. You're an asshole because you want a human or humanoid character, minus anthro-qualities, minus unrealistic features, minus ridiculous shit that makes reading a story distracting. Because you wanted to write a story with two protagonists, see them navigate through an adventure, fuck a lot somewhere between the beginning and the end, and see them grow old, make interesting kids, of which you will eventually play, so you can repeat the same process with the next generation of protagonists.

Your favorite partner is tired and bored of you and you have to start looking for someone who fits within your absurd demands before they eventually just stop talking to you all together. Good luck finding someone who won't cross boundaries and get too possessive, too, you filthy fucking plebeian.

 No.275108

Post your profile or shut the fuck up.


 No.275109

Speak for yourself retard.


 No.275112

I would probably do more plays with "normal" and average characters if I wasn't so frustrated with the massive wave of bland shitters that approach me on all my characters, if when I'm looking for particular things they can't provide I'm often swarmed by their kind then I can just imagine the tsunami of desperate messaging I'd get if I put myself out there, holding up a big neon sign inviting them to approach me.

Describe what you want, OP. Boy or girl. Straight, gay or bi. Modern, or fantasy.


 No.275113

at least your favorite partner existed


 No.275117

>>275103

>Come to thread expecting a feels

>It's just a complaint thread about how you don't like people's kinks

I've never seen these kinds of people that call others assholes for not liking kinks.

Maybe you just hang out in shitty places.

In all likelihood though you're just an angry dipshit with zero patience and claims to have a low tolerance for "dumb people"

Remove your numerous complaint customs, stop wallowing in self pity, and understand that there are numerous really good players out there that either haven't seen you yet, or have and just think you looks unfun to play with.

Post profile so that we may fix it, or leave. We have room for critique and sympathy here, but certainly not for bitching. Spam your mourning in shitposting if you simply can't live without telling people how annoying random idiots you find on a website where you pretend to have sex are.


 No.275126

>>275103

Have sex.


 No.275128

t. faceless, military and/or otherwise unremarkable blue

You have some valid points about an overdependence on futa or sub/dom scenarios that border on satirical, but you're frustrated about a lack of realism in ERP? Seriously?




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