You know what, wakfu anon? I will. This is your fault.
This time, on Threads That Didn't Need To Exist, we bump another fine-and-dandy topic off the back end of the catalogue to sate our strange, autistic desires for that one particular thing; This episode, that's right, it's Top Ten Moms in Anime. Fuck you. Fuck all of you. I love you people, but God, I fucking hate you people sometimes.
Ozen is a fucking fantastically complex character, and I want absolutely nothing more than for her massive, thousand-man arms and all their sharp, unpleasant scales to hold something I'm playing, but there's also a character I've had my eyes on for a long, long time, who leans more towards the allure and mother's intuition side of things - She literally interrupts characters and finishes their sentences because she empathizes with people so intensely that she can basically read their minds, and that's just the most endearing thing in the world to me. Helps her children commit serious crimes in the name of helping their friends, smokes, and cooks them and their missing-persons buddies the best breakfasts they've ever had. People sobbed when things were tasted. I need this in a scene. Just once. Just, once.
I regret everything that lead to me killing another thread to make this post. I actually can't express how ashamed I am and I haven't even hit New Thread yet. I'm going to do it, but I'm going to do it knowing full well that doing so culls another entire discussion for the sake of my sick joke. I hope you're happy, and Lois Griffin is a shit choice of a milf.