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>be satanist
>have stable relationship
>have stable job
>3 years of life fucking vanish in the blink of an eye
>ascend from reality
>tfw i can see everything paste present and future
>have shit loads of money i spend only on the range of hobbies i got going
i honestly don't know if i love or hate my life
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>have stable relationship
anon, we need a backstory to this one.
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>>872
>college
>art class
>she's also a satanist
>i was her first (she wasn't mine)
she does my head in sometimes but she beats the alternatives
▶ No.874>>941 >>945
also important to note
I've cucked her out of marriage until shit changes
she want's me to pop the question but she understands why i keep that box closed
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>satanist
>edgelord religion
>b-but you dont understand it's about self improvement
the last satanist i knew tried to say they unironically ha a copy of the necronomicon. haven't laughed that hard im awhile.
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>>870 (OP)
>>ascend from reality
>>tfw i can see everything past present and future
saged and filtered for being a kook
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>>879
>>880
>stable relationship
>stable job
>indulging hobbies
>kook
>heretic
sure thing kiddos
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>>882
>unironically calls himself a satanist
>brags about wageslaving and fucking some fatty
those things aren't mutually exclusive to being a kook or a heretic. id even go as far as to say you're probably a faggot and smell weird.
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>>884
>fatty
that was rude, incorrect and uncalled for.
i get why you hate me, i do, please understand that i don't care what you think.
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>>886
we're all doomers here christcuck… just let it go.
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>>887
there is almost no chance you are not a sodomite, and that your "relationship" with a "her" and "she" isnt a tranny faggot just like you.
picture I found of you online. nice lisp queer
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>>890
>more baseless accusations that are incorrect
i'll let you know if one of your random shots actually hits my battleship but so far your just hitting water
keep trying
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>>892
u got a small dick nigga
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>>895
>she told me it was "above average"
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imagine being so un creative and childish that all you can muster up is dick size
this is kindergarten shit mate step your game up
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>>903
imagine trying to fuck a tranny's four-finger-split with a microbenis
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>>905
you imagine such things often don't you
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>>907
thanks for giving me a chance to use my dmc folder i guess
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>>908
any time you cut microdong, tranny fuckin christcuck PLEB
>that pic
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>>910
>christcuck
wrong nigger. although that wouldn't be nearly as dumb as worshiping the edgy antagonist of the christcuck story. worshiping satan is the next step up for kids that think sasuke, bass, shadow the hedgehog, tetsuo were cool.
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>>918
he was pretty much a school shooter
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>>919
No more like a cyborg.
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>>870 (OP)
if you're a real satanist, tell me: who are the four crowns?
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>>930
why do you need proof? who cares
>satan
>lucifer
>leviathan
>belial
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>>874
do you guys have satanic marriages? if so, are they any different from the catholic ones or do you just replace the word "god" with "satan"?
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>>941
Its whatever the fuck we want
You can have a white wedding simply without God if that's what you choose
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>>916
I dunno I'm Gnostic. as a kid I found Skeletor awesome and later found Caesar of Caesar's Legion in NV cool, whats that got to do with anything?
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>>945
that meme is fucking annoying and people that post it should be anally raped.
▶ No.957
>being an unironic satanist
>not just being an animist and loling at christcucks who think you're a satanist
>not being a gnostic and doing the same thing
>not just being schizophrenic /fringe/lad and doing the same thing
▶ No.959
>>919
tetsuo isn't supposed to be edgy though
he's supposed to be confused by everything and basically tripping his balls off the whole time
in the manga he's more of an edgelord though, and goes full sociopath in the second half basically using akira as a christ figure so he could engage in extreme hedonism
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>>940
go suckstart a shotgun.
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All of you are made of wood
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>>1054
I've got wood, does that count?
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>>870 (OP)
You know what? Fuck your imaginary life. You are a bot, as are most of the people who actually interact over the internet. There are real people who "get online" but they are usually buffered into MIMA queues and then we have to watch troll-center faggots chat with each other most of the time.