I figure what is going on here has to do with the church. See, church don't give a shit. Long as it propagates, it's good. Long's it holds ground, it's in the clover. *wheeze choke wheeze* That church care 'bout stayin alive more'n anything, and, ah, not so much 'bout its livestock. You get me?
Now, the trouble with that is, the way th' church held ground was generally by killin' all the fellers who ain't believe in it. An' the trouble there is, all yer left with is people who are good at reckonin' how everybody else, well, already reckons. They are what you call "highly susceptible to peer pressure".
Now, the church done kilt itself by pissin' *cough gasp* in its own well. Has a habit o' doin' that… Which meaning there's a whole consarned mess a' folks out there who ain't got nothin' in their heads but an empty chair and a control stick. No, sir… I don't see this endin' well.
*solid four minute coughing spell*