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Yeah, I'll be on here Christmas day. Gonna definitely get drunk, maybe earlier than usual.
What are you doing?
▶ No.3360
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>>3359 (OP)
might watch scrooged
▶ No.3361>>3377 >>3457
Programming like a madman for my business to bring me another step closer to not having to work the rest of my life making some kike rich. Maybe get stoned to numb the pain if it gets too paralyzing to function.
▶ No.3377
>>3359 (OP)
>I'll be on here Christmas day
OH FUCK NO just kidding . So far I'm dodging family members inviting me to sit down and have at least 1 day together (not close family). To me christmas is time like any other, so i will probably do this: >>3361
but I'm planning to tone it down a bit because this is my only opportunity during a year where I can do literally nothing.
▶ No.3382
probably with the folks. have to sit at the dinner table to hear the middle child (my sister) go on and on about her "interesting life" fuck off, bitch.
▶ No.3383>>3384 >>3398
Hanging out at a New York Chinese food restaurant and making fun of Jesus.
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▶ No.3392
Visiting my family just so I don't have them whining at me for several days straight. Already stayed home on Thanksgiving, so the last thing I need is dozens of messages trying to make me feel like an asshole for wanting to be left alone.
▶ No.3394>>3397
After skipping my Dad's family Christmas parties for the past few years, I'm now going to both the large one with the extended family and the personal one with the immediate family. This is addition to the family party with my mom's family and I'm even throwing in attending my step-dad's family party at no extra charge.
I'm planning on buying at least $100 dollars of the best tasting liquor I can find and just boozing the whole way through.
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>>3384
rare pic of BO. plz dont share
▶ No.3405>>3408 >>3434 >>3500 >>3528 >>3570
>>3400
Where you've been when we liberated your children from oppressive patriarchy and bigender heteronormative ideologies?
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>>3397
Some site ranked this shit the best tasting and seeing as the only liquor I ever used to enjoy was the pricier vodkas, I'm guessing it will make the holidays alright.
▶ No.3408>>3412
>>3405
>dont call me antifa, you're brainwashed
>then posting this
good one
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>>3407
made from grapes, very expensive. ive never tried it
▶ No.3412>>3414
>>3408
"Mom, I take everything seriously :(((((" - that post
▶ No.3414
>>3412
i love it how you cry when i call you antifa.
▶ No.3421>>3426
ironic chinese food sounds like a good idea for Chr*stmas tbh
stupid worthless fucking holiday created by mall kikes.
▶ No.3426
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>>3421
The post is a satire of kikes kike.
▶ No.3434>>3476
>>3405
Is this from Seattle or perhaps Portland Oregon? I've never been but that Deus Ex NPC look is unmistakable.
▶ No.3457
>>3359 (OP)
I will be counting them dollar stacks after our christmas sales
>>3361
thank you goy. we appreciate your efforts
▶ No.3476
>>3434
It's Portland I recognize the street sign
▶ No.3477
>>3359 (OP)
same here, and it's not even a white one. Fucking hate my life
▶ No.3493>>3512
Invariably sleeping in my storage unit, smoking, pissed off I didn't get hired and pissed off I can't be programming
Everything crumbled. No family, no friends. Only alienation and struggle. No help is coming. Merry Christmas.
▶ No.3500>>3514 >>3515
>>3405
let's greentext the story behind the image, shall we?
>be me
>be a cerebrotonic grad student in philosophy: low-test, frustrated and balding
>all my friends from undergrad have gone on to law school, and now mock me
>all my classmates are autists, and refuse to join my social justice reading group
> qts studying international relations openly laugh at me
>my only friend is a racially ambiguous tranny
> try my luck with a junkie who was passed around like a ragdoll around 90s Portland crust-punk scene
< this is how the wall works, amirite my fellow berniebros?
> fuck! she's here with her mexican boyfriend and three of her 16-year-old orbiters who just found out about propagandhi
> try to validate myself by ranting about Zizek and Deleuze, but get rudely interrupted by a birkenstock-wearing cat lady who thinks I'm talking about crystals and energy
>nobody can really tell the difference, not even my tranny friend
>killmenow.jpg
▶ No.3507
>>3398
exactly. atheists also belong in gas chambers. they are getting in our way. move.
▶ No.3512>>3558 >>3642 >>3680
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>>3493
hey i used to live in a van, now in a shitty midget trailer. watch this though, it has some cool ideas.
▶ No.3514>>3528
>>3500
i, in no way, relate to this situation. how on earth have you fallen so far?
▶ No.3515>>3528
>>3500
you should stop paying this scam of an indoctrination system at once. and for Christ's sake move to a place with more testosterone. Portland is anathema to the White Man (assuming you are, in fact, a White Man)
▶ No.3528>>3530 >>3552 >>3556
>>3515
>>3514
That isn't me, oh God no.
I was just making up a story out of the photo that >>3405 posted, told from the POV of the bespectacled bald guy in the center. It is somewhat based on real people I have had the displeasure of knowing.
Fuck Portland, fuck Austin and fuck San Francisco.
▶ No.3530>>3532
>>3528
when i lived in PDX they had a gay mayor. oh the horror. now antifa run the streets. this is hard for me to imagine. if i was there i would literally just fight the lot of them in the middle of the street in front of the the motorcycle cops.
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>>3528
There's autists here that take every post 100% literally. It's more fun if you just play along.
▶ No.3556>>3571
>>3528
good punk scenes historically but current year are just dysgenic shitholes. two of them are on the west coast. visualize my amazement.
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>>3512
was it down by the river?
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>>3405
look at all of those faggots. I bet I could make some really gnarly ground up horse feed with them.
▶ No.3571>>3573 >>3636
>>3556
Punk music is for niggers
▶ No.3573>>3643
>>3571
well yes and no, this is what I said to a friend:
Steve Assault of Race Riot 59, an antiracist local hc band got pissed at me for calling him "gay-edge" a long time ago. I saw him in a plaza years ago and I milquetoast apologized to him over it but then he had to say something some NYHC faggot would say under his breath, and I was like "what was that you wannabe nigger?" he just walked away. fast.
plenty of people have threatened but never pulled through. mostly stupid HC dolts
still no confrontation. I think they're all talk, really. lotta mouth and no action.
"Small Man, Big Mouth" by Minor Threat must've been a self-fufilling prophecy I guess.
this is why I dig No Trend and all those bands that made fun of hardcore because it all became a pc soclib circus act by 1989 at the very least.
▶ No.3574
at least in the states, though I must add. overseas might have been a different story.
▶ No.3601
Grandmother and aunts called me for today and said they are expecting me to come as every year before christmas. Protip: I didn't slept whole night and I should be there in approx. 3-4 hours. Well, it seems like I'm about to take nastyass nap and I'm not waking up before 7pm.
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>>3571
punk comes from folk, not blues. rock and roll is for niggers, punk is for white niggers like irish people and latvians.
▶ No.3638
>>3636
i used to like punk a lot until i learned more about music tbh.
▶ No.3642>>3660
>>3512
This is very illegal and there are cameras everywhere. You would have to be retarded to try this.
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>>3573
RACBernd, is it you?
▶ No.3660>>3684
>>3642
i knew a guy who did this. even though the building had cameras, he kept it low key and i think they even knew and let him do it. also, just get one in the country or on the outskirts of town, some of them are easy to do this in
▶ No.3680>>3684
>>3512
He can't keep getting away with it the absolute madman haha. Little too depressed to try something like this now, I'll come back to it when I buy a van and put a deep cycle battery in it as power is definitely an issue where I'm at
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>>3680
>>3660
According to the youtube comments he was friends with the owner of the building.
>just be good enough friends with someone who owns a storage complex to let you squat in one of their storage units bro
This fucking soyboy is goddamn useless, but at least he lives in a box and isn't doing anything except playing vidya and drinking (of course, that's partly why this board even exists). The extent these soy-vermin go to make sure they can watch their superhero movies and eat captain crunch is fucking absurd.
▶ No.3700>>3711
>>3684
Don't forget snowboarding lyfe too. Exterminating soy-bugs by locking them in and gassing their U-haul units sounds pretty awesome actually. Maybe that applies to myself as well… I keep getting this feeling I should have gone with the 1-73rd out of Vicenza and died when I was 19. Someone should have come along and shot me while I slept when I fell too low or I should never have existed in the first place, because eugenics programs should've been enacted in the early 20th century.
▶ No.3710
>>3684
>The extent these soy-vermin go to make sure they can watch their superhero movies and eat captain crunch is fucking absurd.
kek
he did make an indoor climbing cave and always builds shit which is interesting. but thats too bloomer to post here
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>>3700
checked
>Exterminating soy-bugs by locking them in and gassing their U-haul units sounds pretty awesome actually.
DAY OF THE SPRAY
▶ No.3735
>what are you doin
I go see my sister. Need to give her the present I prepared.
She does not have anyone to spend it with just like me.
we both hate our parents and are not that good with the other sister
▶ No.4261>>4306
>>3359 (OP)
>still celebrating (((Christmas))) instead of the respective holiday related to your ancient tribe
Good Goy! Keep those shekels flowing!
▶ No.4306>>4338 >>4399
>>4261
Christmas is a White holiday. You wouldn't understand pedro
▶ No.4338>>4406
>>4306
No, Yule is a white holiday, (((Christmas))) is a Jewish trick but of course you won't listen because you are filthy subversive rat.
▶ No.4384
christmas is just another day
▶ No.4399>>4400 >>4401 >>4407
>>4306
Christmas has lost all cultural significance for pretty much all Americans, same with every other holiday. For most it is no longer even a religious holiday, just an excuse for gluttony. And most people who do treat is a religious holiday aren't truly religious; going to church twice a year for Christmas and Easter isn't true devotion or belief to god.
How most families practice Christmas is telling of how pervasive Hedonism is in our society. Kids greatly anticipate the presents and only care about them. Parents willingly indulge the children's desires, just to see them happy, to make themselves feel good.
>I love to treat Chandler and Isabella, it makes me feel happy knowing that they can enjoy the things I never could.
The result of this is that the kids will never be challenged, never learn anything about life and will get used to having their every want catered for. I certainly never felt any true sense of family with my mother, she made herself the provider of toys and entertainment and other meaningless shit. They have no conception of family or legacy. Christmas is just about indulgence now.
Go to a mall before Christmas / during a holiday sale and just watch and listen to people. They become fucking revolting. Do that and then try telling me that Christmas is a “white holiday” or that it has any “cultural meaning” outside of our culture of mindless gluttony.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqJkJdgoLP8
Shitty video but gets the point across
▶ No.4400
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>>4399
Sorry forgot to embed
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>>4399
No shit, this is the same here. People here became many times less religious in the last 10 years than during the 45 years of atheist communism. Everything is about gaining and giving materialistic possessions to each other and Christmas nowadays is the quintessential "holiday" of this overly degenerated Western civilization…
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>>4338
Santa = Saint Nicolas
like I said it's a White holiday
▶ No.4407>>4411
>>4399
And people don't understand why I don't celebrate holidays. They're all like this.
>New Year's Day: oy vey my head hurts from all those shekels I spent on liquor
>Valentine's Day: trading shekels for jewelry to in turn trade for one-day access to sum fuk
>Martin Loofer Kang day: BASED NIGGER put whitey in his place
>Memorial Day: thanks for dying for MURICA'S FREEDUMB, Zogbots. Afghanistan? Where's that?
>Independence day: Can't wait to spend 400 goycoins on fireworks, then stuff my fat ass with brats
>Labor Day: literally celebrating a communist agitator
>Columbus Day: EVIL WHITE MAN MURDERED MUH INJUNS >:(
>Veteran's Day: All the zogbots and former zogbots see how many discounts they can rack up
>Thanksgiving day: Literally gluttony: the day. People brag about how much weight they gained
>The entire month of December: Disgusting and vile displays of extravagant materialism, schmaltzy bullshit Christmas music about snow and chestnuts written by kikes.
>New Year's eve: unhinged drunken debauchery because lel XD it won't count tomorrow!
It's all shit.
▶ No.4411>>4436
>>4407
Based and Puritan-pilled
▶ No.4429>>4432
Merry Christmas you miseraBLE FUCKING NIGGERS
▶ No.4432>>4434
>>4429
>all the liquor stores are closed
>forgot to stock up beforehand because I'm retarded
Just fucking kill me.
▶ No.4434
>>4432
Welcome, fellow insob
▶ No.4436>>4439
>>4411
I'm not a puritan, but at least I have the decency not to rationalize my alcoholism as "celebration".
▶ No.4439>>4443 >>5931
>>4436
>Implying anybody here rationalizes their alcoholism.
This board is way, way past that. Here, the flow of alcohol is as meaningless as the flow of time.
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>>4439
I was speaking about the normalfags who use the holidays as an excuse to drink. I already know what we are. I only need consciousness as an excuse to drink.
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>>4443
Consciousness is a nigger
▶ No.5931
>>4439
>Here, the flow of alcohol is as meaningless as the flow of time.
noice