No.13855[Last 50 Posts]
My girlfriend is retarded.
I dated her because tits.
Now I'm six years in because I'd rather split rent with someone I can fuck.
This is getting ridiculous.
I'm too NEET and friendless to move out.
Give me advice.
I know the next place I exist in is going to be worse.
But six years…
I don't know..
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No.13857
If she is an earner then marry her and continue neeting.
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No.13858
>>13857
And if she's not.. anymore
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No.13859
>>13858
Hard to tell. Maybe she will force you to be a man and earn lol. Don't fall for this trap.
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No.13861
>>13859
Nah she wont. She's pretty much broken.
The more I fuck around and be a shit to her the more she's supporting.
This one's fucked.
There's a comfy life waiting through door number bigtits but fuck I'm so done with it.
Not sure if she's playing next-level mind-games because I know she'd be fucked without me. I don't know.
I want to leave but I don't want to hurt her, be a complete dickface, or experience the fucking house share arab noise again.
IDK, I'm lost..
Aaah, I've got a van with a bed in it. Might do the honorable thing and take off without notice.
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No.13865
I'm gonna have a nice drunk sleep.
I'll consult this board later for sage advice.
You anon are the roll of the dice that I'll be making my next significant life decision on. Do me good.
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No.13874
>>13861
So… you're saying you have a woman with big tits who you can do whatever with and it just makes her nicer? And you want to leave her?
I recommend you hit your head against the wall until the stupid falls out, then learn to enjoy hardcore BDSM while living off your gf. If she can't/doesn't work, try to use your natural male authority to compel her to and if that doesn't work and you don't want to whore her out, make children and live off state-provided child support (note: check first that is a thing that exists in your place of residence)
You're living the dream. Don't ruin it, because you probably won't be able to get it back. If you wish to acquire the proper moral backbone to do this, I can recommend reading into Gorean philosophy. Sounds like your gf would approve.
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No.13883
why is it so horrible that she's dumb? do you want to discuss philosophy or quantum physics?
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No.13885
If you had no morals, you could probably just make her your slave and make her provide for you. However, if you are weak in anyway this plan will backfire and you’ll end up a typical husband with children running around. You don’t seem to have completely turned ice cold in the heart so I recommend fleeing and don’t get caught up in relationships. If you’re horny get a FWB, one night stand, hooker, or your hand. Good luck.
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No.13886
eventually you will realize that all women are rarted
Best bet is make her work and marry her
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No.13888
I take it you are a very smart man then anon?
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No.13912
>has girl
>for 6 years
also
>The more I fuck around and be a shit to her the more she's supporting.
I would call you a filthy subhuman trashbag for treating her like this but I am not in a position to judge anyone. So instead let me suggest something to you.
Try to remember why you fell in love with her. There must be more to her than just your reptillian brain wanting to cum in her. Please don't throw away those 6 years and give it another try. Read this book, and learn how to love your wife again:
>>7552
I hope you find your love again OP, good luck
I don't judge you for being into 3D girls, it is not important what you love. Important is just that you love something. Becuase to live means to love and if you don't love anything, you are wasting your life completely
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No.13914
>>13888
haha DAE r/iamverysmart?? epic bro
epic how whenever a male expresses the opinion that he might not be a worthless morlock fit only to be ground into dog chow, the thing to do is mock him with any of a number of canned premade memes that are so old and fucking crusty they might as well be demotivator posters. i love it
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No.13920
>>13914
I wonder if
writing like this
will trigger you.
Also you are a dirty incel lol
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No.13924
>>13920
wtf there are incels on doomer? stay safe out there folks…..
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No.13926
>>13925
that is literally what an incel is
how the fuck did "incel" go from being some lesbian's personal self-descriptor to a self-deprecating imageboard term to an actual insult you can call someone
when I saw them start with it I was like "no, no fucking way are they going to make this stick" but they actually are. what the fuck
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No.13929
>>13927
no fuck that i'm putting the breaks on this shit train right fucking now
you cannot just decide that a word will be a pejorative. that isn't how this works. you can't just wish shit into the cornfield.
and you doubly can't do that and then have people on an /r9k/-descendant board literally six the fuck months later decrying "incels" and distancing themselves from them.
you can't do that, this is not freeform, there are rules and even if there aren't rules there's basic narrative flow
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No.13930
>>13922
It is true that the "in love experience" seldom will last longer than 2 years. However, it is in the might of the people in a relationship to keep their relationship alive. They just have to remind themselves of the things they did when they started dating and remember what they loved about their partners.
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No.13936
Aaah that's right.
I did drunkenly seek anons advice on my current predicament.
Much response...
>>13874
> ...don't be retarded
It is a comfy arrangement but I don't care about her. Well paradoxically I care about her enough to not want her to waste her life with someone who doesn't care about her.
> ...make babies
Fuck no. Having a kid while NEET is ninth circle of hell shit.
> ...get into Gorean philosophy
Can role-play it but it's too 2D to live by.
stay: 0+1 go: 0
>>13883
> why is it so horrible that she's dumb? do you want to discuss philosophy or quantum physics?
Living with someone who you have to turn the pages slowly for gets tiring.
stay: 1 go: 0+1
>>13885
> ...flee and don’t get caught up in relationships.
This guy gets it.
stay: 1 go: 1+1
>>13886
> ...all women are retarded
From experience this is true.
stay: 1+1 go: 2
>>13888
> I take it you are a very smart man then anon?
I'm thick as fuck yet weigh in with a high ninety percentile which is terrifying.
stay: 2 go: 2
>>13912
> ...remember why you fell in love with her.
I never did. Convenience brought me here. So 'stay'?
stay: 2+1 go: 2
>>13921
> ... a pet that you can fuck.
This is where I'm at. Workable but corrosive.
stay: 3+1 go: 2
>>13922
> 'pump a baby into her to trick your brain'.
Nah. No fuckin' babies.
If my subconscious has registered a babyless relationship as evidence of infertility then my subconscious is a retard and can fuck off.
Kek points for Ms. Dipshit McFatTits
stay: 4+1 go: 2
...
Something about incels
...
>>13930
> ...remember what they loved about their partners.
Again. There was never love (from me anyway) only convenience.
Another 'stay', fuck.
stay: 5+1 go: 2
TIL: Doomer anons are a romantic bunch.
stay: 6 go: 2
I'll be sure to live stream my inevitable suicide.
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No.13937
>>13936
Anon your relationship was born out of lust and that is why it is failing. The animal desires are a bottomless pit that will consume your entire life and never be fulfilled.
Nofap gives you wings. Semper fi motherfuckers.
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No.13942
>>13936
If she's just tits and pussy just drop her man, it's not like she's a decent human being.
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No.13944
>>13937
>Anon your relationship was born out of lust and that is why it is failing. The animal desires are a bottomless pit that will consume your entire life and never be fulfilled.
There's no separating human from animal desire. We are as much at the mercy of our more sophisticated drives –'to obtain knowledge' or 'seek spiritual fulfillment'– as we are to our baser instincts.
We are all of us fucked.
If you think keeping your hands off your dick (while you're in the mindset to keep your hands off your dick) grants you mastery over the human condition then good luck with that.
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No.13945
>>13937
it's pretty awesome how the answer to "life sucks" is "become a machine that lives only to generate shareholder value"
and there's an easy way, a really easy way, to do that, and it's so easy that they put it in the water and we're gonna go extinct because it's unfortunately incompatible with generating sperm
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No.13946
>>13861
>Not sure if she's playing next-level mind-games because I know she'd be fucked without me. I don't know.
The fact that you are having moral qualms about this tells me that you are a thoughtful, decent person at heart. And because I perceive you to be someone who is striving to do good, I won't bother with role-play and cut to the chase. Leave her, without any notice. Just leave her. There is no purpose in telling her that you are going to leave her. I wonder if the scenario has already run through your head. Because you already know, deep down inside, that you cannot tolerate her any longer. This is normal human behavior. After years around someone, it is only natural to become disgusted by them. Humans are disgusting things, and the enchanting power of her tits has waned, as expected. Trying to fix anything will only make things worse. Tell me, did any man ever bother returning to Chernobyl once it had completely gone off? Of course not. It is madness trying to fix what is already completely in ruins. But what's worse, no levels of Uranium could exude the toxicity that a scorned woman exudes. I'd rather be ashes than a woman's unrequited desire. Because at least Uranium does not bother wondering how it will suck the life out of you. A woman, God! There are the last bits of shreds that we have received from what little remains of the Patriarchy, and that is that women are absolutely ghastly to be with. And never forget that evolutionarily speaking, women were selected for ONLY ONE THING, and that is to love and care for their children. SO, unless you have a kid with her, just fuck off and get over with it.
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No.13947
>>13939
> Sure you could ditch her, but what would change for the better?
It would definitely be worse for a while. But then it would be... different.
We're past petplay. Collar and lead have been gathering dust.
Ideally she'd leave me for someone better. That way; she would be fine, I wouldn't be an asshole, and I could self-destruct without causing splash-damage. Win fucking win.
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No.13950
>>13940
> you can either have a girl you don't really care about who worships you, or you can fall madly in love with a girl who's gonna cuck the shit out of you.
The not caring is pretty good.
Having to go back to "being a considerate lover" or "remembering birthdays" or more generally "experiencing shame" would be bad...
Then the third option of 'being single' is also good.
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No.13952
>>13942
> If she's just tits and pussy just drop her man, it's not like she's a decent human being.
Decent enough by human standards but there's no challenge no back-and-forth. Like they say "you live with the lame and you'll learn how to limp"–Some Cunt.
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No.13956
>>13946
Making a strong –and strangely radiation obsessed– case for leaving.
stay: 6 go: 2+1
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No.13960
>>13951
It's shit you have to do if 'caring' becomes part of the equation.
> Who's birthdays? If you've forgotten hers after six years, that has less to do with you not being in love and more with you being retarded.
Keks. I remember the date but it'll occasionally slide by unnoticed.. thinking okay I'm 90% of the date...
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No.13965
>>13957
> Does she have bad hygiene or is she a landwhale? Can she cook? Is she some kind of goblina? Be honest with us anon.
Hygiene: Kept fresh a shaved. No issues there.
Landwhale: Growing a bit of a chub but can still lay down at the beach without being lined with explosives.
Cook: Simple stuff.
Goblina: Got a few stretches and dimples. Not full goblina but on the scale... towards the bottom.
If she was a used-car ad most boxes would be ticked 'satisfactory'.
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No.13969
>>13965
>If she was a used-car ad most boxes would be ticked 'satisfactory'.
The fact that you are only with her because of her looks is all I need for my diagnosis. Your relationship is entirely non-existent. Or, to be more exact, your relationship appears to be founded upon sand. And you, my dear friend, are now beginning to feel the sensation that one feels when one becomes aware how quickly it is that the sand slides past one's legs, and reached one's thighs. Oh, you poor fool. If you think you are only just panicking now, you have yet to feel what dread only the dead know. You know, as people suffer and die, there comes a point where people merely accept that they will die. And what do you think happens then? My poor friend, what do you imagine that a man to his neck in quicksand says, aloud even? "ALL HOPE IS LOST! MAY GOD SAVE MY SOUL! AND IF ONLY THE SAND WERE QUICKER, SO THAT I COULD GET THIS OVER WITH!!!" But death for the fool is far greater than this my friend. There is a reason the soldier is said to die but once. As you are engulfed by the sand, so too you become engulfed by the terror of knowing that you are hopeless. Hopelessness? Do you know what that really is? It is when you are completely submerged by the sand, so you begin to eat it. GET IT OVER WITH! SWEET DEATH BRING ME REST! The sand will not merely let you die. It does not move nearly as fast as water. And as you are choking, and as the sand's rough composition shears your lungs, you only then begin to die, and the worst is still not over yet. And you, my friend, are in for it. You are IN.
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No.13971
>>13969
That's a roundabout way of saying "you're fucked".
Or maybe you can only beat-off while expectorating self-aggrandizing prose.
Either way Ienjoy.png
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No.14109
>TIL: Doomer anons are a romantic bunch.
of course we are
and I am glad you will stay with her
>I never fell in love
then find a reason to do so. Find something about her to love.
What type of life is that you have. At least try to love her for whatever reason and no, her having ballistics and vagene is not enough
>I'll be sure to live stream my inevitable suicide.
Rather invite me to your wedding, duder
I am sure everything will work very nicely
you 2 will find back to each other and live happy normie life from then on
>no children
you will have twins. I can feel it
>>13960
>forgetting birthday
>of the woman you live with
no wonder your life is shit
you are not even trying anon
please, just try for a few weeks to be a better husband for her
I am sure she will notice the change and then change for the better as well
or at least try. I can't stand seing things break apart please try at least
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No.14154
>>13855
Girl friend
==GET THE FUCK OFF THIS BOARD, YOU FUCKING NORMIEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE==
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No.14155
>>14154
Fuckin' hell dude, GO OUTSIDE!
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No.14178
>>13855
>>13861
Correct me if I am wrong, but it sounds like both of you are in a rut.
>Shitty work
>shitty apartment
>no real ambition
>no kids
>complacent
It sounds like both of you have no reason to live, nothing to strive for. You are probably terrible for each other and enabling each other's decline. What the fuck do you two want out of life? What are you even living for? Do you have any goals or dreams or ideas about the future? Why have you been together for six years and not gotten married? How old are you two? Why is it that you two sit around and talk enough that you can't stand how stupid she is, are both of you NEETs?
I think you are frustrated with yourself and using your girlfriend as an excuse as to why you aren't going anywhere or doing anything. You have a great, loyal woman and you are failing to lead her. I say you move out and end it because you two clearly aren't going anywhere and seem to have no desire to build anything together. Maybe you will get back together after you both get out of your present rut, but it sounds like you both need a change.
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No.14185
>>13912
>I would call you a filthy subhuman trashbag for treating her like this but I am not in a position to judge anyone.
Nope. That's just called normal adult life you romantic fool. Still, I'd keep her. It might get boring but not having her around will probably be even more boring.
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No.14195
>>14188
Nice almost Hitler dubs. But that anon is right, the OP is a filthy normalnigger
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No.14223
>>14185
>romantic fool
aren't we all …
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No.14224
Tard girls are the best because they're too stupid to use the internet to cheat on you
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No.14241
>>14223
No. That's why you should stick to 2D, swedefren.
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No.14293
When is this reddit-tier meme going to end? Women are NOT supposed to be our equals, and she's not supposed to replace all your friends. If you want deep conversations, that's what your Male friends are for. She's supposed to be for fucking/giving you children and chores… that's it. You have your high concept conversation with your bros and you make most of the decisions at home. She'll be happier that way.
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No.14296
>>14293
redheads vs blondes thread?
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No.14310
>>14296
They're both good, but I prefer blondes a little more.
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No.14312
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>>14296
Sure, sounds like fun. I prefer redheads.
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No.14314
>>14293
Women are just memes
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No.14324
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>>14312
2D girls are not real
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No.14331
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No.14338
>>14324
They are real in my heart
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No.14360
>that's what your Male friends are for.
but anon, your male friends are plotting behind your back about how to fuck your wife
>>14296
>redhead
>with green eyes
most seldom variant and so beautiful
>>14324
>dat last one
>platinum blonde hair
>olive green eyes
I never saw that combo yet. wow
>>14338
that's the spirit
2DBD
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No.14393
>>14360
I don't know why but recently light eyebrows become something like my fetish or I don't know what. It looks sometimes so repulsive yet attractive.
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No.14561
>>14324
neither are these girls. not to me anyway
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No.14574
yo fag,
your girlfriend isn't supposed to be your entire world. She's supposed to be someone you can share a living space with and have kids. Yes she's going to be dumber than you but that applies to all women. You have the ideal set up for living and you need to understand that. Instead of fucking up your life and regretting it (never heard of the 7 year itch before kiddo?) find a new way to invest your time and become excited.
Encourage her to pick up a new hobby like photography while you do the same with a different hobby. It will give you both new things to strive for and new things to discuss. Don't fuck everything up because you won't get it back again and you're not the first or the last to be in this situation.
Don't try and fix what isn't broken and this clearly isn't broken. It's just humans get tired of the same thing over and over. Unless you do things to change it up then you're going to stay fatigued.
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No.14600
>>14360
This why people hate jews. OY VEY GOYIM DON'T HAVE FRIENDS
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No.14616
>>14600
that was me btw from another vpn
>muh frens
all the people I got to know were subhumans in one way or another. Backstabbing greedy little fucks who would sell you out any given moment at the hint of pussy or money. This is one of the reason why I distanced myself from pretty much all of them in my teenage years.
But if you have true friends by that I mean a man you would be ready to trust your life to then I am really happy for you. To have something like this today must be the greatest luxury there is.
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No.14619
>>14600
>you think you talk to jew
<actually you talk to son of germans from montenegro, posting as swede, sometimes posting as israel for roleplay purposes
At least we see who is new here.
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No.14630
>>14616
Yeah, most of adolescence is finding out who you are and who your friends are. It's shit when so many of them die or move away. The older you get, the more backstabbing that goes on. Past a certain age, everything becomes transactional. Another reminder that people start dying at 30.
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No.14747
>>14619
Been here for awhile don't know what you're getting at with that one
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No.14748
Also if you're into role play you can be the bottom and I can be the top with some nigge r in the middle. Chocolate sandwich roleplay
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No.14749
Vpns are too expensive for me anyways, couldn't do the same back
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No.14791
>>14619
It's the other way round tbh
I am Montenegrin by race but live in western yurop
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No.14796
>>14791
>living in western yurop
Come home lazy man. West is done.
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No.14803
>lazy
I am not lazy
I am just very very very patient
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No.14807
>>14803
Goals: balkan gf (not turk one), accordion, cigarettes, booze, small farm, hidden kalash under bed, no "real" work
Is there a way how pleb like me could learn how to be very patient?
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No.14811
>no real work
just open a kiosk like everyone else too
nobody does real work there, people just want to sell shit to someone else
work is for western wagies. oh or open a bar/pub. People complain they are broke but everyone is sitting in pubs/cafes and has money for consumation.
My neighbor has another approach. He has a patch of land and he grows vegetables there (everything bioorganic). In summer he harvests a little of everything every day and goes to sell it on the market. Then he lives the entire winter of the money he made in summer. Sure, it is no prosperity but he is free and he is not trapped in the wage slave insanity.
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No.14817
Oh and antoher thing.
Just open a money exchange office.
Diasporafags go to balkans 3 or 4 times a year. They always come with shitloads of cash and have to exchange it into local currencies. They go to money exchange offices to do this. I know one guy from Frankfurt who started his own one. He is a selfmade man now. He works 3 days in the office, the other 3 days his wife works. Rest of the week they slack away.
In Frankfurt he would probably still work on a construction site or kiss factory team boss ass.
Oh and my cousin knows another guy, very funny story. He comes for work and is disgusted by the workoholic mentality in the west. One day he tells my cousin
>dude, these people here are insane. What are we even doing here. WTF do I have to do with those cables here? Fuck this shit
the next thing my cousin heard was this guy visited a local bakery. The bakery was in bakruptcy and they were selling off the entire machine park for cheap. This guy bought all the machines and shipped them to Serbia.
Then he did not pay taxes for 2 or 3 years. He always delayed it and gave tax office retarded excuses. Obviously this guy was stashing away all his cream and he had a plan. Then he did not pay rent anymore nor insurance fees. When he had enough cash he packed his bags and just drove back to serbia without even cancelling his employment or appartement.
His boss then called him on phone and asked him when he comes to work. He responds:
>listen you fucker, never call me again, you understand?
Next summer, my cousin drives home and this guy lives like 2 or 3 villages next to him
My cousin finds out this motherfucker has 13 employees in like 3 or 4 bakeries.
My cousin is still kissing ass in that same factory.
This is how the jugo betrugo economy works. Honest work is for cucks
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No.14840
>>14791
Oh, ok, now I get why you always said you were from eastern Europe.
>>14807
>Is there a way how pleb like me could learn how to be very patient?
Smoke weed, they usually end up as lazy degenerates.
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No.14848
>>13947
That's not hard then, be the most beta bitch you can be (don't act anything like you are now, be passive and never initiate anything) and let her go out on her own when she wants to. It will take about a year, but I promise she will leave you as soon as she finds another branch to swing to. This isn't better for her by the way; she will ask herself every day what she did wrong to turn you into this, she'll be miserable every day she's with you. Just man up and end it, it'll hurt her for awhile, but it's better for both of you in the long run. Just make sure that you are certain this is what you really want anon; your girl sounds like a goddess from a NEET doomer perspective, you might regret leaving her later.
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No.14904
>>14848
>perfect from a neet perspective
sadly this is not how love should be.
you should be inspiration to your sprouse to become her best version and you should take her as inspiration to be the best you can. Couples like those can usually only drag each other down into the abyss. If both want this and are happy with it, there is nothing wrong. But if he wishes best for his wyfe he better change his habits or tells her to find a better man
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No.14908
>>13861
>Aaah, I've got a van with a bed in it. Might do the honorable thing and take off without notice.
Honorable? She'll think you're dead.
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