No.11357
I don't live by any high buildings, don't have any medication around, and don't have access to a gun.
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No.11358
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No.11359
>>11357
try to extract cyanide from apple seeds
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No.11363
My only hope is I will be able to pull out good ol' Rudolf Hess style suicide one day. Maybe I will do it naked so when they find me they will joke around a bit because they will think it was autoerotic asphyxiation.
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No.11364
>>11357
Get a strong rope and read up on medieval execution methods. They knew their shit.
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No.11370
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No.11371
Death by cop. You shouldn't kill yourself without pulling a few people down to hell with you.
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No.11381
Pull a Heemeyer. The most based way to die
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No.11383
Hibachi Method is the way to go.
bonus points if you have a charcoal oven in your home and only need to take out the coals
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No.11384
Jump from a high place, really high place, make sure down under there's only hard cement, even some patch of grass could save you from a long fall.
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No.11385
>>11383
You would have to take out all of the items in your room, no? the heat can probably burn anything close (including you if you don't have a safe distance from the charcoal) and if you still live with your parents you will probably let them without a home.
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No.11387
>>11385
This is why you put the coals into a teflon pan or metal bucket and then put the pan/bucket on bricks that will not burn.
>mommy and daddy
you either send them to vacation or you go outdoor with your tent.
for the rest you might have enough fantasy to figure out how to get your charcoal and equipment to a secluded mountain forest where you will enjoy your last nightsky with beautiful stars on a comfy summer night
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No.11443
>>11357
Y'know what anon, I was going to recommend to you the Terry A. Davis method of finding a train track and walking on it till you're hit, but g'damn son 'ave y'ever seen one 'em vids of a train running a man over? That's just brutal, and I became sad just thinkin' 'bout 'ole Terry being sliced in half with his guts hangin' out've his chest and strewn all over the place. My god, RIP brotha. RIP Terry. Hope he at least died with a smile on his face. This life is evil. Existence is evil. I cry for you brotha. I really do.
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No.11448
>>11357
“whether you hang yourself or do not hang yourself, you will regret both”
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No.11449
>>11448
>you will regret both
Anon, if you hang yourself, there won't be a 'you' to do the regretting part :P
Maybe WHILE you're dying, there will be some regret. But if you successfully hang yourself, you will be fine. If you don't hang yourself, you will also be fine.
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No.11459
>>11449
>Maybe WHILE you're dying, there will be some regret.
Not if you really want to do it but the real regret will come if you fuck it up and you somehow survive.
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No.11467
>>11443
I was going to go with the train method too, but I've seen way too many videos of people still breathing guts spewed out, I don't want to risk it.
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No.11505
>>11381
>>11371
thank God people are listening. and make sure you plan it out
high value targets
symbolic location
noble cause
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No.12555
Kurt Cobain yourself, anon.
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No.12651
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No.12659
>>12647
>>11370
This, except use nitrogen or argon instead of helium. Most helium is mixed with oxygen, and therefore won't kill you.
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No.12673
>>11370
This doesn't work anymore. The balloon-time tanks include a suffocant. Better go down killing mud invaders to your nation.
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No.12817
I would get drunk then sink a knife into neck.
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No.12856
pick up an knife and wrestle with a black cop while calling him a nigger the entire time.
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No.15069
painless and cheap is for faggots OP
go out in glory doing something worth while.
or commit ritual seppuku and have someone behead you. embrace the pain.
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No.15080
>>11357
shoot up as many wall street investors as you can
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No.15093
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No.15313
>>11357
Image grabbed from halfchan,
I already bought Chloroquine 250mg tab + gelatin capsules (look at peaceful pill handbook 2k18), since it's sold freely in online marketplace and it's cheap as fuck (less than 5 USD) for 100 tablets.
Everyday I'm struggling to repel the inner demon that drives me to drink the drug.
My worst fear is just that if i ingest the drug with the recommended lethal dose, it doesn't kill me and left me with some sort of disabilities/brain damage/etc instead.
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No.15417
Stop eating and drinking, after a day or two the hunger pains will subside and in the end you'll either pass out or end up in a slightly euphoric state. It could take up to a week though, but as a bonus you can stop in case you regret it.
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No.15494
GO outside look for the good plants: those who kill and those who asleep. Make a decoction, drink it.
Fall asleep, wake-up dead.
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No.15495
The good old rope is my favorite one.
Have a good trip anon.
See ya outside.
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