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What would you do with it?
>cook my own breakfast because i don't want something sub-par that gets fucked up anyways. eggs, bacon, biscuits and honey
>try to wrap up affairs a bit, write a quick will if only so the county doesn't get my stuff
>try to write something profound and post it online
>no way to get laid so do next best thing
>hunt down a spic or nigger, terrorize them and shoot them in the head, killing them
>probably get a cheeseburger somewhere
>get drunk on grand marnier. never could afford more than a shot of that, so this time id go all out
>might as well start smoking again cause wtf
>head out to a high hill in a field
>lie down, staring up at the stars
>listen to music
>go out with the breeze
▶ No.1048>>1066
>>1046 (OP)
you forgot sick dab and fortnite dance after those murders so when police find out you were doomer we can blame it on zoomers
▶ No.1049
Bomb a synagogue. Firebombs. And leave a cryptic suicide note behind. Though kill my immediate family first.
▶ No.1061>>1066
>get razor wire and superglue
>get on top of tall building
>tie noose at the edge of the roof
>put around neck
>superglue hands to head
>jump
>hit ground appearing to have ripped off my own head
▶ No.1066
id probably just get drunk and feel sorry for myself like any other day tbh
>>1048
we did it zoomers!
>>1061
the classic
▶ No.1072
sleep through it like every other day
▶ No.1077>>1190
>take car
>drive to my uncle's
>steal his motor saw and sledgehammer
>randomly saw at things for shits
>rob a store using the saw
>only take liquor
>try to obtain drugs and do all i can get my hands on
>drive around hammered, blasting death metal
>try to blow up a gas station or two
>make molotovs and throw them around
this shit would work and i wouldn't get shot for quite a while since guns are illegal where i'm from and only hunters with special permits can get their hands on them. i suppose the objective would be to try to not get shot by the police and survive until the end of the day then die the way i'm supposed to.
▶ No.1079>>1080
>>1046 (OP)
The same thing I've always been doing, the same thing I'm doing right now. There is nothing I want for myself that I don't already have, there's nothing 'out there' that I want to do.
▶ No.1080>>1081 >>1084
>>1079
Well, come to think of it, there are few things that I would like to do to my sister, and I wouldn't be all too concerned if she wasn't feeling up for it, if ya noo wat am sayin.
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>>1080
of course you're Canadian. Didn't you fags just legalize animal fucking?
▶ No.1190>>2327
>>1077
>>steal his motor saw
>motor saw
fucking bongs. its called a chainsaw
▶ No.1191>>1205
>shitty food
>cheap drinks
>telling off everyone
>die
Replace die with fired and it is exactly like my most infamous christmas party
▶ No.1205
Something involving me driving the <200 miles it'd take for me to get to San Francisco and burning all or part of it to the ground.
>>1191
Storytime, motherfucker.
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>>1046 (OP)
>Go to the nearest CIA pseudo-SCIFINO (SCIF in name only for actors on welfare, basically).
>Leave a cryptic note describing in detail all of my intended acts for that day. I mean super difficult to decode, but not impossible)
>Engage in said acts
That's better than literally confessing my deeper intentions over a fucking internet board.
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▶ No.2199
Throw a party at a graveyard. Volunteer to be buried alive as midnight approaches.
▶ No.2201>>2262
bottle of scotch whisky and a box of cuban cigars
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>>2201
what kind of scotch?
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>>1190
We call them chainsaws too.
And a cursory google search shows that a motor saw is actually another sort of motorized saw that has no chain involved.
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>>2327
its the last day of your life, just use a fucking chainsaw
▶ No.2341>>2460
>>1046 (OP)
I'd probably spend the day destroying or selling all of my stuff. That way there's no trace of my existence aside from images that will be destroyed over time. My legacy will die with my parents. Sorry I couldn't give you any grandchildren mom and dad.
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>>2341
this post is legitimately sad. I gonna cry.
▶ No.2472>>2479 >>2495 >>2499 >>2528 >>2569 >>2596 >>2597 >>2669 >>5317 >>5353 >>5428
>>2460
I found out yesterday I cannot have children. Do you know how self defeating it is to be a woman and unable to fulfill your biological prerogative. I am rendered useless. Everything I've ever dreamed of ripped away from me in one conversation. I am dead inside
▶ No.2479>>2553
>>2472
never knew doomer women existed. but yeah that sucks. my issue is I can't keep a woman around long enough to secure marriage, tbqh I can't have kids in more ways than one. the entire feminist movement actually does nothing for actual female issues, such as women who literally can't have kids. one of my exes was like that. she however falsely accused me of rape and that was the last straw. if I can't pull an infertile woman just for the marriage and company, what can I do? and right during the #metoo nonsense. what shitty timing. in four years I will be 40, never married, most of my peers had two divorces under their belt. but what difference does it make? they're still happier than I ever will be. most of my bullies are either successful or dead in the ground (what a lottery there). too chickenshit to do myself in I bide my time at a workshop job and make music nobody likes. I know well and good that most people, if not all just like to hear themselves talk but I'm trying to at least eek a little empathy for you. the best I can. that's all I can do.
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(cont.) nevermind most of my other exes were mudshark adulterers (I am thankful I never caught AIDS or nothing) or just plain nuts. I can't even deal.
▶ No.2495>>2554
>>2472
You can still adopt
▶ No.2528>>2554
>>2472
>I found out yesterday I cannot have children.
why can't you? there still might be options
▶ No.2553>>2569 >>2600
>>2479
I've never really been a doomer, I suffer from depression and have had moments where I question the point of it all but that didn't really matter because I had a plan and goals for my life. I wanted more than nothing to be the matriarch of a huge family. Any glimmer of hope in that is gone now. I just have to muster up the courage to break up with my boyfriend.
I hate modern women so goddamn much. They make all women look weak and pathetic. "Our right to choose" The one thing we have, as women, over men, and they want nothing to do with it. Instead they want to be able to go out and have sex with whoever without consequences. Funny how they can opt out of responsibility via abortion yet men are forced to pay for children they don't want.
I'm sorry you've had bad occurrences with women. I've had many with men too. People today are just too narcissistic and lazy these days. My advice to you is to join a church, preferably a Catholic church. I'm sure there are many nice, single, women affiliated with various Christian churches. Good luck anon.
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>>2495
I don't think I could ever adopt. I would be open to fostering just to be able to nurture a baby/child and express my maternal instincts. I could never raise another persons child as my own though. Plus it hurts, the idea of raising a child but not having the bond of a mother that carried her baby.
>>2499
I'm a staunch dog person.
>>2528
Early menopause.
There are treatments but the odds aren't in my favor.
▶ No.2569>>2601 >>5150
>>2472
That fucking sucks.
>>2553
>>2554
>I just have to muster up the courage to break up with my boyfriend.
Hold on, this is precisely the time for him to support you. If you talk about it together, you might be able to work something out.
>I could never raise another persons child as my own though.
I know this may be an insensitive thing to say, but maybe God or fate or whatever chose to act through you, because you're the right kind of person who could give some good kid a home and the love of a parent?
>There are treatments but the odds aren't in my favor.
Hell yeah, go for it with everything you have.
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>>2472
>a chick
>on /doomer/
lol good one
▶ No.2597
>>2472
>a chick
>actually wanting to have children
my sides. stop please.
▶ No.2600
>>2553
>I hate modern women so goddamn much. They make all women look weak and pathetic.
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>>2569
>Hold on, this is precisely the time for him to support you. If you talk about it together, you might be able to work something out.
▶ No.2669>>2677 >>5150
>>2472
my condolences anon
there is nothing more frustrating in life than to be denied this one thing you desire most of all. Even worse if you are a good person and never caused any ill to another person. Those are the moments where one asks himself why such things have to happen.
If it soothes your pain, I would exchange my fertility with you if I could. Never wanted children and no idea how I would even raise them correctly.
In any case talk to your bf about this. If he really loves you he will not mind and he will help you find a way to make the dream come true one day.
tfw I always wanted infertile gf because I don't want children myself
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>>2554
>Early menopause.
nothing God can't fix. start going to an Orthodox Church and praying. tell the priest about it. it will work, i guarantee it
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>>2706
this, and garlic and leeches.
▶ No.2829>>2934
>>2677
i also do not put pussy upon the pedestal
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>>2829
good, see this pedestal gentlemen? This is what it should look like. Notice there is not a pussy on it. It must stay that way.
▶ No.5124>>5143
>>2706
>tfw so jaded that i'm unable to tell if this is b8 or not
▶ No.5126>>5150
All the "girls can't be doomers" /r9k/ crowd are butthurt that a girl can be a doomer. Your autistic screeches are amusing.
>>2554
I hope the doctors can help you. Without the hope of children, the biological meaning of life is gone. Have a dog.
▶ No.5130>>5221
>spend the last bit of my funds on a semi truck and assault rifle
>drive it straight through the middle of a gay pride parade, firing shots out the window and screaming "allahu akbar"
>get killed by police
If I ever decide to commit suicide, this is how I'm doing it too.
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>>5124
no bait. jesus will heal you. fuck what any jew doctor tells you
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>>2569
>>2669
>>5126
Her situation is unfortunate but you really need to dislodge your tongue from her ass, watch and learn from the based torposters
▶ No.5208
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>>1046 (OP)
>What would you do with it?
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>>2677
>reddit advice animal meme
▶ No.5221
>>5130
Based and redpilled mah African-American of the respectable kind
▶ No.5242>>5263
>all these retards posting their plans in detail
you faggots just fell for a fed honeypot. you're all on watch lists now.
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>>5242
>implying we have actual plans beyond stare at a screen and maybe drink ourselves to death
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>>2472
I feel your pain, you aren't alone in this even on this board. As a young girl I dreamed about being a wife and homemaker, only to have the reality of my physical limitations dawn on me just as I was coming close to that dream, in fact right after being proposed engagement. My body started deteriorating rapidly, leaving me to come to grips with the fact that my genes are unfit for progeny, not to mention the extreme medical danger myself and any child I might carry would be in. At the same time I started having a very volatile reaction to the chemical contraceptives I had been taking for years, leaving that off the table as well.
My reaction to this has been to become a female version of a mgtow, basically. I'm useless as an actual woman and just try to do everything on my own to stay out of the way.
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>>2554
Do you have a sister? Maybe you could convince her to be a surrogate mother, and that way you could have a child that is still closely related to you. You may think I'm being ridiculous, and I am, but this is essentially what happened with my aunt and her sister.
▶ No.5349
>>5317
>chemical contraceptives
I am just glad they pump our girls full with this shit since puberty and nobody ever seems to think there might be risks associated with this crap. Just like the experiment where hamsters were fed entirely with Monsatan corn and somewhere after the 3rd generation all the hamsters have turned infertile.
I am sorry for you but useless you are not. You can try to open the eyes of other people to the risks of those chemical devils.
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>>2472
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.
>mfw thinking of you hurting
▶ No.5379
>>1046 (OP)
Use money and guilt to get someone to edit and publish my manuscripts after my death.
Drive up to the top of a mountain and die on the peak.
▶ No.5428
>>2472
Is it wrong to be happy with this?
Ayy lmao every suffering to a thot isn't enough
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