>>90163
>When you got go… Only last week I was walking home at a drunken hour, when I felt the sudden urge to poop. It was just 10 minutes to my apartment, I thought I could make it, I was wrong. This poop started falling out my butt no matter how hard I squeezed. I decided to squat down and let it out rather than have it destroy all my clothes and slither down my legs. It was at that moment a car crested the hill, it’s full beams lit me up like a Vietnamese jungle. All I could do was sob and wonder how it came to this.