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No.124
If you don't choose Sam you lose.
No.125
I would pick adam
No.136
>You will never live with a young bi-sexual shy girl with poor personal hygiene, who likes to walk naked inside the house, who will play videogames with you and will cook for you.
No.150
Actually.. my GF is young, bi, very horny in fact, no poor hygiene though, she does play games with me and she likes to cook for me. She also takes it in the ass, puss and when she sucks, she swallows.
No.351
Would pick Sebastian. We're basically the same person.
No.353
Ryan is the perfect autist husbando. Would bang.
No.373
Definitely Ryan.
10/10 would collaborate with.
No.388
Why would you ever pick Amy.
The upsides are shit and the downsides are downers
Ryan might be cool to have as a roommate. IRL this is probably who I'd pick.
Ryan, Sebastian, or (maybe) June would probably be the best.
No.389
June
>Virgin
>goes through periods where she won't talk to you
>le pun
No.392
June
>maturer than her age suggests
>smokes weed often
The creator of this image obviously doesn't know drugs very well. Those two traits are mutually exclusive.
No.394
No.419
Ryan.
I like video games (especially indies) and we can work together to make some awesome ones (I can't code for shit but I'm an excellent writer/storyteller). Plus, I can tell he's gay just by looking at him; he might not know for sure, but I'll make him realize it in time.
Coincidentally, my first boyfriend was named Ryan.
No.430
Im kind of stuck between Sam and Ryan. Im not really into vidya and I dont like moody people so their goes a major postivie and an irritating negative, though I could stand it if I tried hard enough. Both are pretty cute and chill.
<span class="spolier">I could introduce Ryan to the pleasures of men considering unknown sexuality and girl issues.</span>
Possibly June too but maybe i'm being just too choosey.
No.567
>>392The creator of this post doesn't know drugs very well. Some people smoke weed to relieve stress, not everyone who does it is a 420blazeitfaggot with no job and dirty hair. It's kinda like surfing: a lot of people surf, not all are surfers.
No.568
Adam is clearly the smart choice.
That said, I'd go with Sam, she'd be fun.
Ellie is also interesting, mainly so I could have a lifting partner.
No.938
>>90
Ellie, definetly.
June
>Average annoying cunt.
Amy
>Probably my second choice, brings good looking friends, doesn't seem particularly bitchy about anything, she basically a bro, I don't care if she's not DTF.
Adam
>Forcing me to work, fuck off, otherwise he seems chill.
Sam
>Nasty emo whore. Moody. Only attractive to wizards.
Clive
>Faggot
Ryan
>Seems insecure, I hate it when people value anything I say, I don't really give too much shit about Vidya and I'd probably be a bad influence on this kid.
Ellie
>Emotional suport.
>Will help you get your life together.
>While she might try to control you a bit it's not anywhere near as much as others here would.
Sebastian
>Hates immaturity. OCD.
No.942
Sebastian is the only one who doesn't sound stupid, so I'll pick him.
(weed - shallow - snobbish barman - immature - vegan - beta orbiter - racist).
Seb > Adam > Clive > Ellie >> June >> Sam >> Ryan > Amy.
No.1086
>pick no one
>not have to deal with any of them
>get free extra room
No.1090
>>1086
>Can't make rent, become homeless
Congratulations…?
No.1104
>>90
Ellie, beautiful blonde racist girl.. .We'd get along.
fuck niggers.
No.1108
>>90
Ellie seems to be balanced with the idea that her racism is a super huge drawback.
It's not.
I mean she's not marriage material because of it but she's still the perfect roommate. It's not like you can't have coloured friends or even invite them to your home, she just won't like them.
No.1390
>>90
They all have at least one insufferable thing, except Clive and Sam, who have virtually no cons.
I guess it would be frustrating having a cute nerdy girl walking around naked if not DTF, so I´d choose Clive.
No.1446
>>1108
Someone having racist opinions is one thing. It's another thing to have someone who will lash out/be a cunt whenever you bring a black friend.
/pol/ doesn't have any friends so it shouldn't matter.
No.1475
>>1104
the hero we need, but not the one we deserve.
No.1499
>>1475
pic related: the hero we deserve.
No.1538
Sam and Ellie are pretty much tied at first place.
Ryan seems like a cool guy too, wouldbeabrowith/10
The rest are shit.
No.1726
Everyone is awful and/or cockblocking.
Except Ryan. I know he has a secret stash of girl clothes. I will show his autistic ass how to love.
sexually
Ryan is best bitch. Not even fullblown gay, but it's the logical choice.
No.5285
Anyone got the one with like 24-25 girls with the really detailed bios?
No.5286
>>1104
>Ellie for me.
It's kind weird that she'd share a flat with a guy not her BF though. Yes, I want to be a trap, but still, I do find girls attractive. Wouldn't make a move on her unless she initiated though. I'm normally not into used goods except for attractive femdom.
Also
>Colored friends
AHAHAHAHAHAH
Second choice would be Amy, because she could help me with make-up. I don't really care about her being a spiritual void. The fact that she brings hot friends around is good enough. Also, I want to know how the findom stuff works.
Also really want to get over my goddess syndrome of treating attractive girls like they are semi-divine. Living with Amy would do the trick.
https://steemit.com/@voxxe
No.5287
>>90
>orientation: Virgin
that's not how that works
Also this isn't new. Picking Sam tho
No.5346
>>90
>pro: smokes weed
>pro
Stop reading there.
No.5859
>smokes weed
>pro
>racist
>con
HA
No.8297
>>90
Ellie
>racist is a con
>obsessed with her boyfriend
Because im a legalistic bastard i will read it in a way that im her boyfriend, so another pro.
No.8307
>"""pros"""
>smokes weed
>walks around naked
The fuck is this?
Ryan seems like the best option by far.
No.8308
>>5346
>I'm offended
>sage is le downsboat
feel free to leave I guess
No.8310
>>90
1. Sam
Other than being a dirty NEET I can't really think of anything wrong with having her as a roommate.
2. June
She can teach me, the uncultured swine, which is a huge plus. She may become absolutely livid one day and I wouldn't know until a day,week, or month later.
3. Amy?
Mediocre but the rent will be cheap so…
I don't want to make the sex with any of them.
No.8313
>>8310
>student
>NEET
You don't know what NEET means.
No.8316
>>90
WTF?? I know what you are really doing here OP, I've contemplated doing it myself tbh…
I just don't get how someone could be so indecisive to make such a pic to help decide here. I know this is 4 years old but I wonder how it went?? I guess you went with Adam
Probs Amy or Ryan though but I guess it is too late to actually affect your choice eh?
No.8317
>>90
Seb. He'd help me get a job.