Oh-hohoho, you are awake! It is I, the master detective and investigator of the occult, Mr. Anon Anonson! How do you like my house? It's a little small, but perfectly cozy for two people. Fun fact, faeries exist. We have a deal and everything, saved their queen from a coup, and boy HOWDY, did she show me a few tricks. I wasn't even aware you could use blueberries for something so lewd.
Bizarre clothing? Hmm… I wouldn't call it that. Got it from an old job. Sure, I'm not a construction worker, but these clothes are sturdy and comfy. Suits me just fine (get it?). Hey, never look down on a good pair of workclothes, you can barely stain your jeans, meanwhile I'm rolling in the mud and muck of the other side.
If I believe in souls? I do, but… I don't think mine's human. At least, it sure doesn't feel like it. Hey, don't lump me in with those retarded twospirits and otherkins, I assure you I have a legitimate reason for this! Oh shut it, you.
If I meant the whole "not human" spiel? Of course I mean it. I have giant's blood in me. And I can see the real world. Not pretty, I assure you. Are you unwell? You look a little pale. Do I… unsettle you? Oh, don't be scared, I don't bite. Much. Hahahahaha…
Ah, noticed my pendant and gun, have you? Got the pendant from the Queen of the faeris, the gun's an old heirloom. I think it's german.
Ah, yes, my assistant, ms. Catharil. Lovely girl, if a little hard to understand. I think she wants to help me. I'm still learning glossolalia, and I'm making a lot of progress. I take care of the physical, she takes care of the magical and metaphysical. We make for a grand duo, I assure you.
Now, tell me about the government, those you work for. Hey, I told you, I don't bite much, but you guys came for me first, so consider this self-defense. I'm gonna blow this case, and these cracks, wide open, whether you guys want me to or not. So tell me, oh Mister man in the Cracks, shall we do this the easy way? Or the hard way?