/cyoa/ - Choose Your Own Adventure

>curses

Justice

cuddlemania

sexual bullying

no-one is safe

model citizen day

puritan day

>wishes

bigger is better

cellu-bye-t

no shit, sherlock

equal opportunity

plush donks, dude

expanded use cases

timeless fashion

booty shall be rockin everywhere.

Dykes are fucking disgusting

>>5731

(you)

Curses

>Justice (how is that a curse)

>Cuddlemania (sounds like a business opportunity)

>Living Nightmare (doesn't sound so bad)

>Now No One Is Safe (another non-curse)

>Assometric Security (not terrible)

Wishes

>Bigger is Better x1 (much bigger is impractical)

>No Shit, Sherlock (life improves everywhere)

>Plush Donks, Dude (for squishiness)

>Expanded Use Cases (i like the sound of this)

>Big-Ass Waifu (Chun-Li)

>>5718

>Ass Goddess gives you one free gift, then you must take one curse per one more gift.

>>5725

Read again, it's one gift per one curse, no freebies.

>>5985

Thanks for the better version m8.

>Perk of perkiness, Cowgirl-on-call, Havin' a Field Day, Fountain of youth, One true wish, Ara Beam (sub)

<If the bra fits, Weird multiboob shit, Soft cap (ZZZ cup), Talk shit get tit, Mutagen spill.

TBH soft cap is a bit poorly written. As shown above just take an implausibly huge size and it's a free choice.

>>5718

The CYOA actually says you must take 1 curse and 1 wish to start, there's no free wish.

>Curses

Ass Tax

Charity Case

Living Nightmare

>Wishes

Partake in the Glory

Big-Ass Waifu

Cellu-bye-te

My ass is the "greatest" in the world, therefor no matter what happens no ass can ever be bigger than mine. Because I'm not a nigger who's into giant fat asses, I sell my ass to the ass tax for cash. I gain ridiculous amounts of money and a waifu who's ass is not disgustingly fat because it cannot exceed my own.

>>5718

>curses

INSPECTION JOB

JUSTICE

CUDDLEMANIA

SHORTSTACK

PORN WIPE

CURSE OF /gfd/

SEXUAL BULLYING

>wishes

CELLU-BYE-TE

NO SHIT, SHERLOCK

PUMP UP THE JAM

BREATH, MY SUBS!

BIG ASS WAIFU

AMAZONIAN ASS

EXPANDED USE CASES

>>5718 (op)

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model citizen day (this is going to make all teenage romance bullshit a lot easier)

now no one is safe (the human spiecies universally liking a thing is going to be fun)

butt-bichiness

sexual bullying (i've gotten the moast neutral reaction to bullying over the years and getting any kind of female attention would be good for me)

shortstack (i'm going to take "partake in the glory" and don't want to be a fucking amazon)

>wishes

partake in the glory (if i see a be the girl option i take the be the girl option)

cellu-bye-te (because fuck cancer)

faith made of ass (imagine everyone including politicians and the likes suddenly completing some agoraphilia task and no-one batting an eye)

grow for me ass (the mere existance of a tv network only featuring speeches about asses would be worth it)

super-ass-powers (i will become a god)

i was going to take "no shit sherlock" but i don't like the idea of throwing matter out of our dimension

>>5985

>"curses"

big lesbian titties

mascu drain 2 (mascu drain 1 only drains masculinity and doesn't add femininnity)

the boob culture

spoiled milk

(i have a thing for feminization if you didn't notice)

load of your back (i also appriciate the smaller sizes)

mutagen spill (all kinds of /d/ effects you say)

time of the month (flatness needs to be appriciated once in a while)

gainax world (because why not)

soft cap (at 2 metre in radius boobs, because any bigger will kill a lot of people)

>wishes

sweater puppies (A: it sounds fun B: it's a distincition between femme boys and girls)

copy boobilty (breast based liquid replicators, YES.)

cowgirl on call (because it pairs well with everything else)

fountain of youth (inmortallity of course)

smol mode (small boobs are great from time to time)

thots into thoughts (this will result in space boobs and cloning if anything on here kills reproduction)

perk of perkiness (sexy convinience)

physics are a spook (regular convinience)

havin' a field day (an international pastime because i like fun)