/cyoa/ - Choose Your Own Adventure

The cultist. I would be a kickass god. With my knowledge of medicine and machines, I would ensure prosperity for the whole flock.

>they're all yandere but the cultist

Cultist it is I guess.

Goddess. Always having luck on my side would be nice. Especially if I'm going to go on adventures, and who doesn't want to go on adventures in Generic Low-fantasy World?

Princess making me her slave does hit some major fetish points so she comes in second. But I'd like to actually explore the world and I don't know if she'd allow that.

Thief and cultist are tempting, but are ultimately relationships built on lies. So even if Sheik a cute, these should be ignored.

Hard choice, but thief, seems like I'd lead the happiest life that way.

Also, I demand at least 6 sequels and 5 spin-offs to this CYOA with more Yanderes.

>>5341

No anon,

All of them are Yandere. Just different types of Yandere.

>>5344

>All of them are Yandere. Just different types of Yandere.

Isn't there some implication of violence to being Yandere beyond just "is ridiculously in love with you"?

>>5336

the thief is probably what i want. it's guaranteed that i'll live the next 20 years with a loving wife and kids but I have to start off poor.

>ill be anything for you

i want you to /b/ urself with really nice, natural tiddies

all of these girls are slightly problematic

1) I don't beg, if I want something I work for it or take it, so thief is out simply because the scenario doesn't fit me

2) there is only one God ma'am and He doesn't dress like that, I only worship the One true God Jehovah

3) I submit to no one but God, I will not grovel or beg, I will not bend my knee to anyone, so the princess won't get any joy out of me

4) see 2, I don't tolerate idolatry or blasphemy well, so unless she converts to Christianity the cultist is out

unless they all convert they are out

>>5772

>1) I don't beg, if I want something I work for it or take it, so thief is out simply because the scenario doesn't fit me

I actually thought she was the beggar and i gave her some food when i first read this.

>Cultist

She'll find out I am not a god eventually. Probably won't end well unless I am very charismatic, and I am not.

>Thief

Will torture people I talk to. No. Otherwise almost good despite being a dishonest, cowardly cunt.

>Fate

Same problem as the thief. Great if you don't care and want to stay away form all women forever, but nah.

>Princess

Locked away isn't good, but it isn't the worst. Will be loved and set for life. Hopefully I don't go crazy from wanting to go outside. Hopefully she is cute, that'll go a long way toward making this bearable.