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File: e3f2e059699f8e8⋯.jpg (852.73 KB, 720x5857, 720:5857, Deus Vult CYOA 1.jpg)

File: 9e8b4e89142130f⋯.jpg (920.34 KB, 720x5899, 720:5899, Deus Vult CYOA 2.jpg)

File: ac300fe72aa206a⋯.jpg (892.85 KB, 720x5529, 240:1843, Deus Vult CYOA 3.jpg)

 No.4125

GOD HAS CALLED YOU PUNY HUMAN!

ONLY BY PLUNGING YOUR SWORD DEEP INTO THE DARKEST DEPTHS OF EVIL WILL YOU BE ABLE TO SAVE THEIR FORSAKEN SOULS!

AND BY SWORD I MEAN DICK!

I NEED YOU TO DICK THE EVIL OUT OF EVIL CREATURES!

SO WHAT SAY YOU MORTAL? WILL YOU ACCEPT?

 No.4129

File: e026992e8df5da7⋯.jpg (121.33 KB, 524x492, 131:123, Commisar.jpg)

That doesn't sound like something God would actually want.


 No.4133

ok I know this wrong, but here it goes

Starting Points:

15 Holy Points (HP)

5 Golden coins (GC)

Class:

Paladin -1 HP

Judgement: -1 HP each

Holy Seed

Purification

Fucked Straight

Charm

Salvation

Servitude

Divine Blessings:

Holiest of Swords -1 HP

Immortality -1 HP

Diligence + upgrade -2 HP

Divine Protection + upgrade -3 HP

Virgula Divina + upgrade -3 HP

Enemies of God:

tier 1: Mortals -1 HP

tier 2: Vampires -1 HP

tier 3: Fallen Angels -2 HP

Companions:

Hope and Faith -1 GC

Base of Operation:

Mansion -4 GC

Mission:

St Augustine's Academy +3 HP

Drawback:

Marriage +1 HP

Lolicon +2HP


 No.4137

>>4125

>all this interacial

Sounds nice enough but I ain't reading this cuckshit with those images. The guy who made that cyoa is a huge fucking normalfaggot.


 No.4182

Fight the holy fight!

>class

Paladin (-1 hp)

>judgement

F'd straight and salvation (-1 hp)

>blessings.

Divina (-1 hp)

Divine protection 2 (-3 hp)

Diligence 2 (-2)

Immortality (-1)

Holiest of swords (-1)

Favoured enemy (abyssals. -1)

Sealed demon (-2)

>enemies

Witches

Undead (-2 gc)

>companions

Joanna

Mercy

Aiko

Alicia

>base

Heaven (-4 hp)

>mission

Cult of cthu

>drawbacks

Milking and delayed rescue


 No.4185

>>4137

This, I almost thought I might like it too


 No.4186

>>4185

>>4137

Oh suck it the fuck up or go and cry about it on /pol/. Many of pieces made on this board come from /d/, so you'll just end up bitching yourself into a coma.


 No.4200

File: d09283b5a134339⋯.jpg (243.31 KB, 1000x1667, 1000:1667, 6318458 _9a66138b70edc4059….jpg)

8ch /cyoa/ has officially become a lewd degenerate ball of puss


 No.4201

>>4200

yes, yes it has, welcome to the dark side of the internet


 No.4206

>>4201

Dark side? Come on, it's barely slightly dim side. And I love it, good CYOA.


 No.4225

File: 2d050fb94897f61⋯.jpg (163.24 KB, 1000x563, 1000:563, disgust.jpg)


 No.4226

>>4200

F

Seriously more non-smut CYOAs of decent quality should be made. I might make some, its been a while.


 No.4229

I like smut cyoas primarily because it triggers all the political pinheads for whom fun is banned.


 No.4230

>>4186

>bitching about /pol/ on 8ch

Where do you think you are, faggot? Most of 8ch is /pol/. I share their sentiments. Interracial is disgusting and wrong.


 No.4233

File: 58a4008935f1ebc⋯.jpg (48.81 KB, 415x392, 415:392, 58a4008935f1ebc1b21505a455….jpg)

>>4230

>who do you think you are

the anon telling you that getting political on a board where a large amount of the content is smut is fucking stupid. If you must moan and cry about interracial or whatever the fuck then pick any board except this one.

besides, what cou7ld you possibly hope to achieve? the creator isn't going to change their mind because you bitched about it and the ratio of content more than likely won't change either. If you have such a massive issue then post content instead of being a tremendous faggot.


 No.4671

File: cf30a4b2b9f7546⋯.jpg (1.45 MB, 720x5857, 720:5857, DeusVult_fixed 1.jpg)

File: 8b644718723f981⋯.jpg (1.57 MB, 720x5899, 720:5899, DeusVult_fixed 2.jpg)

File: 73af39411798d73⋯.jpg (1.55 MB, 720x5529, 240:1843, DeusVult_fixed 3.jpg)

I took out the niggers

>>4229

You know full well that it is not smut that the /pol/ack hates, but interracial pornography


 No.4673

>>4671

Now just remove the rest of the pictures and it will really be fixed cause now it just looks sad and incomplete


 No.4674

>>4671

>/pol/ hates interracial

I jej'd. we all know they're in the closet about it. besides, why must your autism get in everyone elses way?


 No.4677

File: 28d86163c1bfcf2⋯.jpg (280.88 KB, 1280x1231, 1280:1231, tumblr_osyxkcXCqN1skxhvpo1….jpg)

>>4674

/pol/ Obviously hates blacks I hope you don't actually believe this trash.

Also feelings of disgust towards interracial relationships is a healthy and normal reaction https://phys.org/news/2016-08-bias-disgust-mixed-race-couples.html also how is his autism getting in anyones way he made a new version if you want your fucking interracial cuck shit then just use the old version.


 No.4678

>>4677

If anyone asks, it's Penny Underbust.

A tempting fap if you're horny, but her fatness, fake tits and strictly softcore catalog aren't attractive.


 No.4686

File: 68dce83d588fd72⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 67.64 KB, 622x416, 311:208, undertale btfo reddit cuck….jpg)

File: cfb7a5aa26d0e89⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 235.61 KB, 671x1986, 671:1986, relationsihp dating nigger….jpg)

File: c447139e411d67b⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 17.65 KB, 495x391, 495:391, matches ok cupid white man….png)

>>4233

>>4186

>>4674

Go back to reddit if you are that triggered, pathetic cuckhold, nobody likes you and you are not welcome in here.

>>4671

Thank you, /d/ shit is cancer but now at least it's beareble enough for a build.

Class

>Saint

Nothing stops me from using gus tho.

Judgment

>Holy Seed

I want to breed.

>Servitute

Someone to do the logistics for me.

Divine Blessings

This retarded shit is ridiculous, /d/ is almost as retarded and autistic as /leftypol/.

>Divine Protection level 2

>angelic armaments level 2

Enemies

>Mortals

>possesed

weaklings

>witches

With the crucifix they are no treath at all.

>vampires

>fallen angel

Or I could just kill them, how about that?

Companions

>Bethany

To know the future is a great advantage.

>Aiko

Gives fire support and obeys without question, sounds good.

>Mercy

Support.

>Lilith

Info and support.

Base

>Mansion

So I get acess to everything.

And that's fucking it, what a disgusting thing I just read.


 No.5528

I divided the drawbacks to the segments they affect for a better picture of thos segments

Base

Start +15 HP / +5 GC

Inquisitor -1 HP

Apartment -1 GC

St. Augustine Academy +3 HP

Lolicon +2 HP

Delayed Rescue +1 HP / +1 GC

Subtotal: 20 HP / 5 GC

Total: 20 HP / 5 GC

Judgments:

Purification (First free)

Charm (Basicly what Harem upgrade gives)

Salvation -1 HP

Fucked Straight -1 HP

Reincarnation -1 HP

Last Chance +1 HP

Double-Edged Sword +2 HP

Holy Prayer +1 HP

Subtotal: 1 HP / 0 GC

Total: 21 HP / 5 GC

Blessings:

Virgula Divina -1 HP

Divine Protection (Upgraded) -3 HP

Divine Beauty -1 HP

Immortality -1 HP

Angelic Armaments -1 HP / -1 GC

Half-Angel (Upgraded) -4 HP

Holy Harem (Upgraded) -3 HP

Favored Enemy (Fallen Angels) -1 HP

Unfavored Enemy (Witches) +2 HP

Subtotal: -13 HP / -1 GC

Total: 8 HP / 4 GC

Enemies:

Mortals -1 HP

Possessed -1 HP

Witches - 1 HP

Vampires - 1 HP

Demons - 2 HP

Fallen Angels -2 HP

Subtotal: -8 HP / 0 GC

Total: 0 HP / 4 GC

Companions (Due harem everyone cost 1 gold less)

Sister Bethany (Diviner)

Hope and Faith (Manial tasks)

Sister Alica (Bait)

Sister Anna -1 GC (Frontline fighter)

Sister Mercy -1 GC (Healer)

Sister Sistine -1 GC (Sniper)

Sister Cathryn -1 GC (Anti-mage)

Lilith - 1 GC (Intel)

Gabriela (Leader)

Companion (Gabriela) +1 GC

Subtotal: 0 HP / -4 GC

Total: 0 HP / 0 GC

Harem (Upgraded) is pretty broken get a judgment for free, gain 3 companions for free and the rest cost less. And even if Gabriela is the leader, I am a half-angel so she sees me as equal and due to the harem she and evryone else is in love with me. So in practice I'd still be the one to make the decisions.


 No.5540

File: 9cf4bef00145e63⋯.jpg (403 KB, 557x607, 557:607, devil eater.jpg)

>>4125

>>4125

>>4125

Now this is my kind of shit… though I wish there was an actual holy mage class, rather than judas priest's dark mage.

>Martyr (15 holy points left)

The other stuff is cool and flashy, but I'm not really the type to just tackle a bitch down because I think she might be a witch, and direct combat isn't really the focus of this cyoa… plus I am still going to make use of those 15 points

>Charm, salvation, and reincarnation (13)

Charm is automatic. They will learn because they will want to learn. Salvation is for those who request it: generally after they have long since chosen god, they may become repulsed by their demonic form, and desire to be turned human to better fit in and contribute to society. I can provide that. Reincarnation is my secret weapon for those who are so stuck in their evil ways that they refuse to reform. Once in their childish body they will be forced to rely on me, and I will take good care of them… so long as they behave.

>Virgula Divina (12)

If they're within 1 meter of me, I'm probably about to find out in the next 5 seconds anyway, given my martyr status. 50 meters should be enough warning for me to plan around.

>upgraded Half Angel (8)

You want to fight? Are you sure? Well, if you insist

>Upgraded holy harem (5)

Not just for the sex, but also…

>Upgraded missionary (0)

I'm in it for the long run. An unending number of universes means an unending amount of sinners waiting to be purified. I will spread my holy seed to each world, and eventually set up bases and such which will require people to watch over them.

Though, if I'm going to be purifying the multiverse, I don't have nearly enough years in me. I need to be immortal, but don't have the points, so let's go ahead and get the complications out of the way so I know what I'm really working with

<Mission: Light Bringer (3 holy points for a total of 3/5)

It's what I do. I have no idea where they're going to send me first, which makes it a bit hard to prepare, but I imagine that afterwards I get to decide for myself. Maybe I'll start with Runeterra (the world from League of Legends). I'd love to explore the place. Definitely gotta hit up Kayle

>Last chance (4/5)

Punishment for those who have learned their lesson is arbitrary

>Holy prayer (5/5)

I would be constantly saying 1-liners anyway, might as well make it official

>Lolicon (7/5)

Just like Holy prayer, I'd be doing this anyway. With Greater Missionary it shouldn't be hard to keep from going berserk

>Milking (7/6)

Always happy to make a donation.

>Sister Victoria (7/7)

DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT!

Alright, back up to the blessings, I got some points that need spending

>Immortality (6/7)

I have all of eternity to cleanse all of existence.

>Mortals (5/7)

This is what I'm probably going to encounter the most of in my journey, especially since it includes demihumans

>Witches (4/7)

If all magic users count as this, I have a long road ahead of me

>Abyssals (2/7)

Trying to decide where more general monsters would belong. I know I'll be fighting dragons when I go to Tamriel, but will I be "fighting" them? They're probably closer to abyssals, though the daedra are definitely demons. Hmm… I'll just take abyssals to deal with League of Legends' void shenanigans

>Hope, Faith, and Sister Bethany are all free with Harem (since harem makes all companions cost one coin less)

They'll be great to have in the base. I don't expect them to fight.

>Sisters Mercy, Joanna, and Cathryn (2/6)

Mages have a lot of utility to them, and I even if I'm immortal I still really like having a healer

>Sister Sarah (2/5)

Another one to stay in the base, she'll be pretty useful for when I go to universes I'm not as familiar with.

>Beatrice Beaufort (2/4)

We need a front-line fighter and I may or may not have a heavy armor fetish don't judge me.

>Gabriela (1/4)

I'll do my best to reign her in if she starts going off on the other companions. This may or may not require my divine dick.

>Alexandra (0/4)

She'll be great to have now, and as an immortal I might be able to see her eventually grow up and become ridiculously op.

>Mansion (0/0)

Originally I was going to just do the secret hideout, but I don't feel the need to overload on the given companions enough to use up that many coins. This makes hope and faith a bit less useful for now, but once I start cleansing other worlds they'll be good to make temp bases there more livable.

Great cyoa. I always love to see holy-themed stuff, especially when evil/demonic stuff is so ubiquitous. It's a shame that the polfag(s) were triggered by literally 4 thumbnails (seriously, none of the actual content has anything to do with interacial or cuck shit), but they shit up every thread no matter what it's about. I'm still laughing at the one in the cuddle cyoa thread that demanded that the fire in his fireplace be white.


 No.5563

>>4677

>>4678

was there some kind of filter put on this picture, because she looks all kinds of fucked up


 No.5574

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.6520

>>4125

*paladin(14)

*judgment:

-purification(13)

-charm(12)

*blessings:

-divine protection upgrade (9)

-immortality upgrade (6)

-holy harem upgrade (3)

*enemies;

-possessed(2)

-witches(1)

-demons (-1)

-Fallen angels (-3)

-mortals (-4)

*companions (cost one less golden point because of holy harem) (5gp)

-sister bettany

-hope and faith

-sister alicia

-sister Katarina (4gp)

-sister aiko (3gp)

-sister anna (2gp)

-sister mercy (1gp)

-sister joanna (0gp)

-sister theresa (-1gp)

-sister maria (-2gp)

-sister cathryn (-3gp)

-beatrice beaufort (-4gp)

-sister sarah (-5gp)

-gabriela (-5)

-alexandra (-6)

*base:heaven (-10)

*mission: wolfs among sheep (-7)

*drawbacks:

-sister joy (-3gp)

-milking (-2gp)

-sister victoria (-1gp)

-delayed rescue (0gp) (-6)

-last chance (-5)

-double edged sword (-3)

-holy prayer (-2) (may your soul be forgiven)

-lolicon (0)


 No.6525

CLASS: SAINT (1)

Judgements:

Holy Seed, Charm, Fucked Straight (3)

Blessings:

Divine Protection (2), Immortality+ (3), Holiest of Swords + (2), Holy Harem + (3)

Enemies:

Tier 1 - The Possessed, Witches

Tier 3 - Abyssals, Witches

(-4)

Companions:

Sister Bethany (Free), Sisters Hope and Faith (Free), Sister Cathryn (1), Sister Sarah (1), Sister Mercy (1), Lillith (1)

Base: First Class Hotel (3)

Mission: The Void Maidens (+2 & +2)

Drawbacks:

Holy Prayer (+1 HC), Lolicon (+2 HC),




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