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>what happened
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit, because if the east coat is toast. nothing of value will be lost.
>buddies
all these choices suck. I'll take ted cruise missile as dps, Hitler as healer, and Cenk Yuger as a young tank.
>who am I
these choices suck too. I'll take take gamer NEET (pro: tactical genius, con: socially awkward) and gym rat. (pro high strength, con anger management issues)
>Someone fucks it all up
Hillary Clinton will, at some point, leak confidential emails to the enemy.
>How fucked am I?
Not very, I just need therapy to deal with social anxiety and anger management. And to KILL HILLARY as ASAP as possible.