Your name is Singham Prathibar. You are 28 years old, six foot two and weigh 215 pounds. As head of Delhi's petty cyber crime division, you have to deal with some pretty tough cookies, but hey, you've a big guy, and someone's got to do the job. It's 9:34 am, and you're on patrol by yourself. You're assigned to Delhi's busiest hyperloop station, where there have been a string of bitcoin thefts lately. These street kids are using raspberry pis to pilfer the bitcoin wallets of unsuspecting tourists, the elderly and naive office workers trying to commute. The raspberry pis they were using were hyper slow, with a measly 2.7ghz clock speed, but the legitimate IoT ticket stations the hyperloop travelers bought their digital tickets from weren't much faster.
Suddenly, a Chinese office worker runs up to you, sobbing as he throws his arms around your neck. He cries in broken english: "Suh.. mai.. coin.."
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