How do I find a BF?

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How do I find a BF? Anonymous 07/02/18 (Mon) 00:52:08 No.386196

>Sex, Age, Sexuality:

Androgynous male, 23, very Gay

>Location and are you willing to relocate:

Near Iserlohn, Germany, no in the short term, ~Skandinavia in the long term

>Looking for (pick all that apply):

Someone who might become my monogamous BF

>My self-summary

I am the weirdest and most abstract person you will ever find. My lifestyle is probably unmatched. I seek for the right person to share this lifestyle with and fullfill each other.

>What I'm doing with my life

I live the constant dreamstate, sleeping, watching SciFi series and shifting through infinite realities. My lifestyle is comfy, I love blankets, pillows, candles and incense, also plants and living organisms. Do you like crabs?

I have a ~52 m2 flat with two rooms, plenty of space for me and a BF. They just need some money for travel costs and food. Time is not an issue, I may work part-time in the future, but I have most of my time for myself and this will never change.

Just don't expect me to be social, all you find around this house is forest. Its dead silent here and no one wants to live here, the only downside is the shitty internet. But this is the least important part, I'd prefer outdoor activities with a BF, maybe involving a tent and a motorcycle.

>My style can be described as

abstract. My mental presence can be unsettling for some people. I don't need drugs to enter alternative mindstates, most time of the year I don't take any. Otherwise I only care about psychedelics, there is only one rule, no addiction.

I can play 'normal' for a limited time in formal situations, but it exhausts me. I seek for someone who I don't have to play roles for intimate bonding and true understanding.

>Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

I love abstract and surrealistic movies and music, especially SciFi.

Anonymous 07/02/18 (Mon) 00:53:00 No.386197

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>My partner should be

similar like me. Cute, androgynous / long haired, slim, wanting a spiritual monogamous relationship of eternal dreaming and cuddling. Manly men and beards don't attract me. Be low-testo and natural like me, also a good hygiene is a must. You also prefer cuddling and intimacy over sex (though I'm not asexual).

I hunt for the solitary guy in my age, who is weird, maybe autistic and NEET, who doesn't care what others think of him and just wants to be loved. Let's be weird together.

It doesn't matter where you come from, just be in the EU range. A LDR with lastminute tickets isn't more expensive than in my shit country, probably cheaper and faster. But you should bring time. I don't care if you work or not as long as you are comfortable with it and not a slave. Its just impossible to have a relationship with someone who works full time and only has two weeks "holiday" per year. Also I don't think we would have the same imagination of a fullfilled life if you did so.

If you are NEET its OK, but you should have goals or at least hobbies. I could help you finding ones. I would as well help a BF to improve his home living standard or move to another location.

>The last show I binged

Outer Limits. The trashyness makes it even more a true masterpiece. I cannot fully understand some plots even when I'm high, absolutely unexpected outcomes. I wish there was a 1080p remaster of this.

>TFW no Stargayte remaster

>A perfect day

Standing up somewhen in the afternoon beneath my BF, surrounded by a pile of plush crabs, blankets and pillows in our canopy bed. Cuddling for some time, as you can never get enough of it. Then taking a breakfast naked in the bed as usual. We may continue watching a series or play games together (I have two PCs, but we could also coop on my bed TV).

Anonymous 07/02/18 (Mon) 00:53:57 No.386198

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When its night we could go in the forest, kiss and hold hands in the moonshine, talking about metaphysical concepts and aliens. When we return home, shower together, prepare food if we are hungry and then continue dreaming and cuddling together.

We would of course sometimes need to buy things like food, which I currently solve with long walks (Most people cannot walk 35 KM on a regular basis like me but I would train you), with a motorcycle it will get easier and also allows us to travel.

>The last time I was embarrassed

That feel when you met a cute guy who seemed to be a 99 % match and already make plans to meet but then his personality exchanges and he becomes depressive and tells me he doesn't want to be gay because its a mental illness.

Also those countless sex requests, dickpics and "Hi" messages, who is willing to come with me to leave this reality? Just someone who wants to live in the forest with me and not care about 'them' anymore.

>What I'm actually looking for

Someone who matches above mentioned criteria and gets appealed by the texts. Someone who is 'compatible' and wants to get me known.

I don't "date" anyone, even if you lived in a nearby village. I use Discord, first write then maybe talk (or game?). Depending on the intensity of the contact we find out if we are a match or not. It can go really quick. If we both are convinced and feel comfortable with it we plan a meeting. Then hopefully it can finally happen, two very weird guys meet, with a chance to engage a long-term, maybe lifetime bonding.

You can message me in German too, whatever fits best.

Discord: Systemlord Fla'Ush#8985

Anonymous 07/06/18 (Fri) 20:22:26 No.386480

>>386196

you sound perfect.

ich habe familie im Deutschland aber… I'm not sure when we'll be back :c