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living paranoid with parents Anonymous 08/31/17 (Thu) 14:30:53 No.356314

So last time I bought a dildo I was proud of myself because I thought I had the guts to get one while living with my parents but the next day I got so paranoid of them finding it I ended up throwing it out.

It was in a quite hidden place but I am so so paranoid of them finding it like my life would get ruined if it happened but at the same time I want a dildo so bad. What can I do to overcome this fear?

OP 08/31/17 (Thu) 14:34:38 No.356316

>>356314

you should buy one that's disguised as something else

Anonymous 08/31/17 (Thu) 14:38:36 No.356317

>>356316

Yeah he should like a bong or something

Anonymous 08/31/17 (Thu) 14:45:25 No.356321

>>356316

where do I find something like that

Anonymous 08/31/17 (Thu) 15:18:39 No.356327

If they find it, do you really think they would mention it? Or just put it back and never say a word.

Anonymous 08/31/17 (Thu) 15:37:49 No.356336

>>356314

>Underage detected

Anonymous 08/31/17 (Thu) 15:44:54 No.356341

>>356336

I'm 25 years old and I can't buy dildos to my house either. I understand where OP is coming from. Parents never stop prying.

Anonymous 08/31/17 (Thu) 15:51:25 No.356347

>>356336

I wish I was underage and got a gf like everyone that was 15 at that time now it’s too late i’m gay

Anonymous 09/01/17 (Fri) 02:47:06 No.356418

My solution is

>Take dildo

>Place in a ziplock bag

>Place ziplock bag in a bag or box of stale food

>If found it will be thrown away as if it were simply a bag or box of stale food

>Who eats stale food / digs though a bag of stale food

Anonymous 09/01/17 (Fri) 04:13:19 No.356420

>>356314

>>356418

stop being a faggot and just put it in a shoe box or something

I put mine in an old silk lined Johnnie walker blue label box

Anonymous 09/01/17 (Fri) 16:55:17 No.356479

>>356314

Just put it in your computer case.

Your parents probably wont bother taking apart that.

Anonymous 09/01/17 (Fri) 19:08:10 No.356494

>>356479

Seconded. This is also great for w eed. Just make sure it's packed in a mason jar.

Anonymous 09/02/17 (Sat) 21:12:29 No.356599

>>356479

oh that's a good idea, but wouldn't that block the ventilation or something? (while the pc is on). anyways I'm excited of getting a dildo now

Anonymous 09/02/17 (Sat) 21:27:43 No.356600

>>356314

i used to be ultra paranoid, so i bought a lock for my door and hid everything under my bed

I'm on my last year of college and will move out asap afterwards, and I just hide everything of mine in a footlocker that I keep locked 24/7

Anonymous 09/03/17 (Sun) 00:43:26 No.356616

>>356317

Patents finding a bong is worse than it being a dildo

Anonymous 09/04/17 (Mon) 07:03:28 No.356760

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Paladin Press has a book published about How to Hide Anything

Might be worth looking into. You can always grab a few tools, glue, and maybe some paint or whatever and go creating a hole in the backyard or floorboards where you can make a little space for a safe or box to hold some personals. I'd recommend something that is fire resistant though, better safe than sorry m8.

Anonymous 09/04/17 (Mon) 16:56:41 No.356827

I used to be crazy paranoid about my parents finding out all my toys.

Then my master made me put my dildo on my underwear in the underwear drawer on laundry day knowing my mom would see it.

She never said a word about it and now my toys just lay in my bedside drawer.

Before that I kept them on top of a high closet.

Anonymous 09/07/17 (Thu) 01:22:29 No.357180

>>356314

I'm a mechanical drafter, and I like to build stuff in my spare time. While I was living with my parents, I designed and built hidden compartments into some of my furniture that only I knew how to find or open. I even put a small hidden compartment in the towel cabinet in the bathroom that I could hide a single dildo in, that way if I wanted to jerk off in the shower without having to sneak something from my room to the bathroom I could.

Better masturbating through science and education.

Anonymous 09/07/17 (Thu) 03:32:30 No.357202

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>>356314

I tossed mine too. To much fear of discovery. I still have my black silk panties hidden though.

Anonymous 09/07/17 (Thu) 10:48:28 No.357255

I was that way for a while, worried about them finding something and then having an awkward conversation.

Then I figured that if they bring it up it's on them and their conscience. No one wants to do that kind of thing. So if I keep my toys and clothes out of sight everything's fine