No.346222
how can we post ours if we don't have a template to work with? Not all of us can draw stickmen.
No.346223
>>346222
Here's your template :^)
No.346239
>>346217
Oh, another russian anon?
No.346255
>>346252
Yes its hard not making a mirror of yourself.
He should be definitly different from me in some way even if that may lead to a mild struggle sometimes, but its so much easier to just write down common interests then think about what qualities different to what you would like to be yourself that person may have with whom you could fall in love with before you actually witness it irl.
No.346256
My perfect BF is probably a bit different then most peoples…
No.346258
I need to work on hands. I started this cus no paint not realizing how shit thiscamera is.
Wait no. I can't upload a picture to 8ch on this retarded normie trashtech device. God damn.
No.346268
>>346256
You just described me (but light brown hair)
Are u bottom?
No.346269
>>346239
I studied it in school
Я не помню многа русский язык :c
No.346270
>>346269
Ia liubliu tebia mili malchik
No.346271
>>346270
Awwww, какой обожаемый
No.346273
>>346268
Oh sorries.. I lost the password to my main post i made regardless, im a switch i don't mind only subbing though :3
No.346274
>>346268
Oh sorry i lost the password to my main post cause i thought i wouldn't use it again.. anyways im a switch but like i don't mind only subbing :3
No.346275
>>346270
It's more like
>Ia liubliu tziebia milyi malchik
>>346256
kek
hope it's just jokes tho
No.346286
>>346285
Do you even Afrika Korps?
(And i am a son of a turkish father and a german mother)
No.346289
>>346217
>urbexing
>watching horror movies
very good taste, leaf
No.346291
>>346287
Better than Muhhamed.
No.346292
>>346291
please don't be muslim
No.346293
>>346292
I am not. I would rather be hetero than a sandnigger.
Turkish are christian. My grandparents were catholics.
No.346295
>>346293
>Turkish are christian.
How can turks be christian if during the greek independence and later the population exchange nationalities were determined by religion and not language?
Or did you fell for the civic nationalism meme and because your father immigrate to Turkey makes him a Turk?
No.346296
>>346295
I never really care for that, i might not have brazilian blood, but my soul is a thousand percent brazilian.
No.346298
>>346296
>i might not have brazilian blood
mate, you are brazilian as fuck
your grandfather catholic, your father a turk and your mother a German?
you are gangbang of all kinds of different races and cultures
now you just need to be into crossdressing and you are the epitome of brazilianess
No.346300
>>346298
As long as i don't need to pay reparations for jews i am okay.
(Yes, i am proud of my turkish heritage and ashamed because if my germancuck one)
No.346304
>>346300
you are the living proof that race-mixing fucks you up
you not only grew up to be mentally ill, but you are also a self-hating mentally ill faggot, who doesn't even want to think about his heritage, because it makes him feel a sense of inferiority
you even are a nazi
I hope you can fix yourself, but my empathy is kinda running low atm after you insulted my heritage, mongrel
No.346308
>>346304
Just ignore weird people instead of probing them I like this thread its cute so pls dont derail.
No.346311
>>346308
Alright, just for you.
No.346320
>>346289
I'm actually in Nevada, I don't know why it says I'm a leaf
No.346321
>>346217
I added more to mine to fill out the empty spaces
No.346333
No.346364
>>346328
If you are catholic this can be solved by praying a set of rosaries+sacrifiecing cash and a candle to the saints for every night that involved more then handholding but not sex. At least thats how folk piety works.
No.346365
Hey admin, look every one wants white bf's why don't you post a black monkey in yours :)
No.346369
>>346321
>Bread Book
Fuck me.
No.346396
>>346333
Washington state near tacoma. ;_;
No.346404
>>346369
Only if you can fly to CA :^)
No.346408
>>346328
so you basically just want a friend?
No.346425
>>346420
So you're in 2 threads? Your bf is so lucky. If I was half as cute as you two my ass and dick would break with all the fucking we'd do.
No.346426
>>346425
already broke it with his huge penis. gotta wait till it heals
No.346427
>>346420
sweden get down from there u silly moose goose
No.346428
>>346420
This attention whoring is getting annoying tbh
No.346429
>>346426
>>346426
Then break your mouth on it too. Fuck if I was in a LD and we met I think we might fuck for hours then cuddle for hours then fuck again and keep doing that till we died.
I'm also horny since it's been 2 weeks since I jerked off.
No.346431
:^)
>>346427
no im eating a bonana
>>346429
but then when would you wear russian military gear and eat bananas?
No.346432
>>346431
We could take a small snack break.
No.346433
>>346431
ur gonna fall and break ur boner
No.346438
No.346439
>>346438
What? Am I being cringey?
No.346441
>>346440
Your art IS super adorable anon!
No.346443
>>346440
Waaiiiit you drew that completely?
Neat!
No.346444
>>346439
Nah, it's just cute
No.346445
>>346441
Thanks.
>>346443
Yeah, I drew it. Funny thing is I finished this last night, but I fell asleep before I posted it.
No.346447
No.346448
>>346435
more like worst bf lmao
No.346450
>>346435
>green pill
>not purple
Enjoy your subjugation, plebian
No.346452
No.346453
>>346364
>>346408
tbh i kinda wanna fug the shit out of a twink, but since my faith prohibits that, i'd be fine with having a bf in a platonic relationship where we're mostly friends, cuddle and whatnot
No.346454
>>346453
Your faith is cucking you.
No.346455
>>346453
whatever generates your mass effect field
No.346456
>>346453
Don't snap in your 30s and blow your brains out.
>>346455
kek
No.346457
>>346435
>no bf to try worshipping a housegod together
I would never dare to even mention it in real life.
No.346458
>>346456
I'm 20 and already thinking about it. :D
>>346454
I feel like it might be possible to get a platonic-cuddle-bf. There's always some posters from /cuteboys/ that come onto /christian/ to ask questions.
No.346460
>>346457
I'm a left hand path /x/fag who has always wanted a bf to make sigils and stuff with.
Is it bad to do that where you are? Here in britain there are only atheists who will just think that you're crazy but they wont try to stop you.
No.346461
>>346458
Cuddling is a gateway drug though, be careful.
No.346463
>>346447
lol, thanks. Though, I think I'm too masculine lookin' to be cute.
No.346467
>>346464
>Also hell, how do you talk to someone about that?
I don't follow, I'm kinda stoned
was I rude?
I'm not into the whole romance thing. I love demons, lust, succubi, corruption ect.
>alternative/spiritually contrarian for the sake of it
Nah it's more most religions control you and tell you what is allowed while the left hand path is about personal freedom and liberation from social dogma. It's pretty edgy sure but compared to shit like /pol/ it's tame as fucc. I have basic empathy.
>it seems attractive as a kind of most simplistic faith to grant some stability in life
I see what you mean in a way, I was once an atheist and I was depressed as hell and had a very nihilistic mindset, things have got better since I dropped that belief.
No.346469
>>346463
I bet that makes you even cuter
No.346472
>>346467
Not to fedora you and I fully know I'm going to get shat on for this but actual atheism is just a lack of belief, there's no reason it should affect your perception of the world negatively and nihilism doesn't go hand in hand with it.
No.346473
>>346469
I dunno, but I guess so.
No.346475
>>346467
>was I rude?
No not at all.
I just can hardly imagine that it is easy to talk about such topics openly with someone you want to be in a relationship with.
Some kind of anarcho-spiritism?
Well if it delivers you from depression its not bad.
No.346476
>>346473
Those big arms could keep a guy safe.
No.346478
Well, I just met a guy from the map who's super duper cute and stuff. I don't know a lot about him yet, but I really like him and if he turns out to be like I think he is, he might well fit my "ideal bf"
If he sees this, that would be embarrassing, I really hope he isn't browsing here, and hopefully I kept it vague enough he wouldn't know if it was him.
No.346479
>>346475
>anarcho-spiritism
Exactly that.
>I just can hardly imagine that it is easy to talk about such topics openly with someone you want to be in a relationship with
I have social anxiety disorder so I don't really speak to anyone besides my best friend and she's cool with it. When faced with other people I just try to appear boring but this is the internet and on the internet I don't have that anxiety putting a filter on what I say. I think in a relationship I'd try to be open once I'd gained the person's trust but would still be reserved around others.
And yeah it's a bitch being this fucking edgy or whatever you wanna call it but also having a complete fear of people. I don't consider it to be part of my personality but more of a leech that forces me to assume a different personality.
In public I am a shy, awkward neet betacuck who tries not to draw any attention and just pretend I'm normal when really I'm an occult-tinfoil hedonist with weird tastes and no real need for duty and I just wanna have fun. A relationship with me would involve awkwardness at first followed by lots of sex once I let my guard down.
If it weren't for the anxiety disorder I would tell people, there aren't really any christians round these parts.
>Well if it delivers you from depression its not bad
Yes it saved me from a grey hell of negativity, since I started thinking beyond the mundane my general mood has risen. I now believe or at least have an interest in many /x/ tier topics I never really explored back then. I'll never go sacrificing anyone to Satan though, I'm just a weird introvert.
No.346481
>>346478
hi :3 it was nice to meet you, too
No.346482
>>346476
I do enjoy a good hug, but I try not to be overbearing about 'em since I don't wanna come off clingy.
No.346483
>>346481
If it really is you, then message me about it nerd :P
No.346484
>>346478
>>346481
>>346483
Fuck, this is too cute if it's real.
No.346485
>>346484
no messages yet, I wouldn't hold your breath.
No.346487
>>346479
Yes. talking about this when you are already in a relationship easens it of course. Concerning beliefs, For everyone his trick in this life I guess.
No.346489
Ok, I guess I'll put mine here :p
No.346494
This is the IDEAL, not the most likely, and I'm more than willing to settle.
>>346440
10/10 art. Also
>Want to go grab some BJ's.
What did you mean by this?
>>346435
You can suck MY dick anytime… Also you have shit taste
>>346489
Hey sweet thang. Wanna chit chat?
No.346500
>>346494
>What did you mean by this?
There's a chain of restaurants called BJ's.
No.346507
>>346494
All of your comments are sex related and really aggressive….you kinda scare me tbh, anon. Sorry
No.346518
No.346534
>>346494
You want a girl. Date a girl.
No.346549
My Slavic boyufriendo did the drawing, glad he is perfect just like that and more <3
No.346554
>>346549
that's cute anon : )
No.346555
Though it'd be nice I my bf would have interests/hobbies that I don't, for in that way I would have more to explore about him, and he could better teach me about things of which I don't know.
No.346556
>>346453
You can try a flesh light and thigh fucking or just pleasing each other with hands, i mean in the end the faith has loop holes, i am not even into boys, but if its against religion, i have way many tricks up my sleeves.
No.346557
>>346494
does this pleases you anon?
No.346560
File: 2dc486b759be63a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 8.6 KB, 341x181, 341:181, 95e252bef370f9d270cdbf8078….jpg)

No.346564
>>346321
My kik is I_4m_n0b0dy (yeah edgy)
If you want to talk to me at all
пожапуйста
No.346566
>>346518
I probably am.
>>346507
>Sorry
Don't be, That picture was just a super fetishized version of what I want. Honestly I just want my bf/husbando to like watching anime, playing vidya games, and snugglin/fucking. And if I'm really kinky hold hands
>>346534
>You want a girl.
wrong, I want a trap or m2f tranny.
>>346557
>does this pleases you anon?
No, I prefer to top. And those are clearly futas, which is far inferior to real cutebois. Just look at those disgusting udders eww. Also small-dicks>big-dicks
No.346567
>>346564
Fucking mobile I meant
пожалуйста
No.346578
>>346489
literally me minus the feet thing. lmao
No.346584
>>346458
>I'm 20 and already thinking about it.
Just keep in mind that suicide is a sin as well and you'll definitely go to hell if you do it, in addition to inflicting great emotional pain onto your family.
No.346585
>>346566
>Honestly I just want my bf/husbando
>wrong, I want a trap or m2f tranny.
You want something that we aren't. You don't want a trap either, you want a tranny. And either way, it's just a fetish to you. The thread is for idea bfs, what you want is impossible to maintain.
No.346599
>>346489
Post your feet so I can compliment your toes and fap to them please :3
No.346611
>>346578
Do you have an email or something? c:
No.346620
>>346614
what did you mean by this
No.346641
>>346611
sure add me on discord if you want. Brownsville369#8503 not super comfortable putting my email out on here.
No.346650
>>346321
Что значит, за родину? За родину просто так не делается!
No.346678
>>346256
>>346560
Nice anons.
It looks like a sand nigger refugee family is moving into the house across the street of my formerly all white neighborhood. They are spilling out of Vancouver
https://steemit.com/@voxxe
No.346685
>>346650
Это красный оркестр 2 мема, а также красноармейский боевой клич
(Извини, я не говорю многа русский язык)
No.346691
>>346256
I like dominate traps, but when it comes to men, the commander and the boy who starts singing (and the one to his right) are more my type I suppose. Especially the commander.
>>346453
Too cute.
No.346695
w h y g o d w h y
>>346256
The marginally less realistic version
No.346699
No.346707
>>346620
Gaze deep into the image, and soon enough you will understand.
No.346778
>>346713
Pynchon is damn near dead m8
No.346779
>>346778
HES GOT AT LEAST ONE MORE BOOK!
No.346790
>>346453
this is absolutely abhorrent morally
your faith is unfounded and meaningless
your cravings and needs are valid, important and fulfilling them is a proper cause itself
No.346793
>>346790
co mam zrobić anonku, nie chcę oficjalnie zostać pedałem :s
No.346794
>>346790
anon you can't tell him how to live his life, if he feels that his faith is valid then to him it is, there's definitely other people who feel the same as he does. Personally I don't want people telling me what I should believe in and I'm not going to do the same to them either
No.346798
>>346793
spokojnie anonku
po pierwsze musisz, jeśli chcesz odpowiednio poradzić sobie z tymi rozterkami, odrzucić uprzedzenia - w naszym położeniu normalne jest początkowo negatywne kojarzenie homoseksualizmu
nie bój się słów, myśl otwarcie niepostrzegając "pedała" albo raczej "homoseksualisty" jako kogoś złego, niewłaściwego, pierwszy krok to wyjście poza konwenanse i prawdziwe otworzenie umysłu i inne możliwości - mówiąc prawdziwe nie mam na myśli odrobiny sceptycyzmu, ale wyjście w rozumowaniu z zupełnie neutralnego stanowiska
w naszym społeczeństwie, w którym obaj się wychowywaliśmy, homoseksualizm podlegał prześladowaniom i ostracyzacji na przestrzeni tysiącleci
zupełnie naturalne jest więc intuicyjne postrzeganie go jako czegoś złego i skłonności do wychodzenia z takiego założenie w rozumowaniu - człowiek jest istotą wybitnie społeczną i, szczególnie emocjonalnie, podatną na wpływy, jest to zawarte w pojęciu super-ego, poczytaj o tym, a na pewno zrozumiasz naturę chociaż części Twojego (specjalnie z dużej) problemu
jednak skłonności do takiego myślenia w żadnym wypadku nie oznaczają, że takie myślenie jest zasadne
nie jest
ostracyzacja homoseksualizmu w kulturze juedo-chrześcijańskiej (tzn. w moralności, chrześcijański ze szczególnym uwzględnieniem wzorców żydowskich) jest oparta wyłącznie na kompletnie arbitralnych, nieuzasadnionych nawet w obrębie metafizyki żydowskiej (tzn. napisano: nie, bo nie) obyczajach, które następnie przeniknęły do europy przez bezkrytyczne przyjmowanie bliskowschodniej mitologii
nie istnieje żaden rzetelny, naukowy dowód, które usprawiedliwiałby stosowanie się do tych reguł, które codziennie krzywdzą i upokarzają setki milionów ludzi, w tym Ciebie, kochany Anonku
Twoje rozterki to jedynie owoc takich czy innych nieracjonalnych procesów lub założeń obecnych w Twojej głowie
>co mam zrobić
przyjąć swoje pragnienia, uznać uprzedzenie za zwrócone przeciwko Tobie i racjonalnie je przezwyciężyć, dostosować, do tej pory narzuconą społecznie, moralność wedle rozumu, Twojego dobra i dobra innych, często skrzywdzonych jak Ty
zrobić inaczej to kompletnie nierozumny masochizm
>>346794
>if he feels that his faith is valid then to him it is
opinion by itself is not a valid instance
it cannot be tolerated if it's not based on evidence and stands in the way of one's happiness, in that case this is an inner struggle in which we, as humanitarian beings, have moral obligation to help the one struggling with his instincts
if i tried to help a boy who cuts himself, would you tell me that I "can't tell him how to live his life"?
no, it's ridiculous
>there's definitely other people who feel the same as he does
yes and this is a tragedy we must fight and hopefully eliminate it in time
No.346803
>>346453
>tfw when in same situation
JUST
No.346806
>>346803
these are not obstacles imposed on you by any authority other than yourself
No.346815
>>346798
Dzięki za to, anonku. Jak byłem dzieckiem to zawsze mówiłem sobie że przez to wyląduję w piekle. XD Dalej boję się Boga i piekła. Moja rodzina jest bardzo wierzącą i jeśli ktoś by się dowiedzial że jestem gejem, prawdopodobnie byłbym ekskomunikowany z rodziny. Zawsze będę musiał kryć że jestem gejem, ale twój post pomogł. <3
Jeszce raz dziękuję za wytłumaczenie, masz rację. Prawie codziennie widzę twoje posty i chciałbym kiedyś znaleźć takiego miłego chłopaka. :D
>>346803
Which religion/denomination?
No.346832
I want a bf that wants to tie me up and do master things, but also be normal when that's more appropriate, like for games and stuff. All the guys I've seen who are into that stuff tend to have it kind of leak into their everyday personality too, which sucks.
No.346834
>>346832
>All the guys I've seen who are into that stuff tend to have it kind of leak into their everyday personality too, which sucks.
I think they are just lonely and horny.
No.346840
No.346842
>>346832
As one of those guys, that's because it's fucking hard to mentally establish someone as your fleshlight to do with as you please, and then turn around and see that same person as an equal human being. It's just not something that the human brain can easily reconcile.
No.346848
>>346453
Well anon…have you thought about maybe just flexing it a bit? I mean, you're 20 and want to have a cuddle-bf, presumably someone you might actually fall in love with. Not gonna be that fun to have someone you love and then someone you have sex with to procreate for faith purposes.
Also, imagine if it worked in reverse, you were the cutie wanting to have a full relationship with someone you love, but he just goes home and fucks his wife while you get to sit there and wish you could be with the person you loved.
Hard to have your cake and eat it too, especially in matters of the heart.
No.346852
>>346608
doesn't get any better than that.
No.346873
>>346840
Have you tried to talk about it on /christian/? Post a thread.
No.346874
No.346924
>>346832
sooo, im not supposed to treat sluts like the dumb faggot sluts you all are?
No.346945
>>346798
If I was the person in question I would ask how you've proven yourself to be objectively correct in the face of my faith which I believe is the actual truth. At best you can tell me of your personal ideological positions and why you hold them, maybe you can convince me to agree, maybe not. If I believe for instance, that I'm going to burn in hell for doing whatever "thing" you're convincing me is fine then I would hold your position as objectively untrue based on my worldview. Your analogy is a poor example. Crusading for ideas accomplishes nothing because at best you force people into believing what you do instead of actually helping them to understand. That's why you can't tell them how to live their life
No.346946
WHY CANT I HAVE NICE THINGS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.347000
>>346239
>>346619
owshit, we have russkies here?
No.347018
>>346946
>airshit
>buyig a glock air shit
>buying an ugly gun thats a toy and not a real firearm
why????
No.347019
>>346842
I suppose that makes sense. Kinda shitty though if I want a loving relationship but also do that sort of play. Although maybe I'm not perfect since half my fantasies are group rape related.
No.347020
No.347021
>>347018
i like both airshit and real firearms, but i'd be more happy playing with airshit since i live in a cuck state that is heavy on guns
>>347020
its the only type moon franchise i can tolerate, please dont bully
No.347024
>>347021
why afucking glock airsoft? its fucking ugly, the only thing that matters with airshit is if its pretty and if its based on TM or KWC NS2
also
>minority
>only nip series they like is a fighting game
No.347049
>>346685
Red Orchestra? Уважаю.
Да это клич, но он не кличется просто так. (больше говоришь - лучше получается).
>>347000
Why shouldn you have us here?
No.347119
>>347049
because i am used to being the only rustard on all these discord servers ;-;
No.347121
>>347066
You have unrealistic expectations.
No.347128
>>347121
I know right? I am just one inch short of his expectations.
No.347132
>>346585
>You want something that we aren't.
Some of you are.
>You don't want a trap either, you want a tranny.
No, I would even like a reletivly effeminate boy, like a twink or something.
>And either way, it's just a fetish to you.
Yesish
>The thread is for idea bfs
Key word being IDEAL
>what you want is impossible to maintain.
Wrong, I've had it before, he was great but I moved away :(
No.347135
>>347129
Why? He is just tall and dominant. I am like that.
No.347147
>>347146
>>not just a fuckbuddy
STR8 WHO CANT GET LAID GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.347148
>>347147
Or maybe I'm just bi, but only have a sexual attraction towards femboys?
I'll admit I don't fuck as many girls as I'd like, but the one CD I fucked was a pretty cool experience.
No.347149
>>347148
>>347146
marry him already
No.347155
No.347169
No.347171
>>347155
>>347169
Well now, I'd love an explanation for your reasoning on what makes me a whore.
No.347172
>>347121
>You have unrealistic expectations.
I don't think he does, my bf fits 70% of the image.
>>347066
Don't lose hope anon, there is someone out there :3
No.347173
>>347171
You want to have sex. Anyone on /cb/ that wants to have sex, but not a bf is a whore. We might be guys but for some reason we're put to the standards of woman…go figure.
inb4 AIDS. wear a rubber you moron.
No.347205
>>346815
>Jak byłem dzieckiem to zawsze mówiłem sobie że przez to wyląduję w piekle. XD
Nic dziwnego, kiedy żyłeś w otoczeniu fanatyzmu i w tak zwiedzionym społeczeństwie. Dla dziecka to logiczne rozumowanie przy założeniach, które się mu wpaja, również dlatego ta propaganda jest tak odrażająca, szczególnie krzywdzi dzieci, które nie mają dość sprawnego umysłu, by jej przeciwdziałać
>Dalej boję się Boga i piekła
Nie powinieneś Anonie. Wymyśl sobie dowolny byt wyższy, z dowolnymi zasadami i dowolną karą za ich złamanie - a wedle naukowego dochodzenia prawdy istnienie takiego systemu byłoby niewiele mniej prawdopodobne niż istnienie chrześcijańskiego
Ludzie pragną sprawiedliwości, różnie odczuwanej, wedle różnych kryteriów, ale stąd są wszystkie teologiczne systemy kar i nagród, to doskonałe przedłużenie niedoskonałej sprawiedliwości ziemskiej, wypełnianie luk sprawiedliwości
Istnieje wiara w karmę, w Szeol, w 28 hinduistycznych piekieł Naraka, istniała wiara w Hades, Aztecy wierzyli w 9-poziomowe piekło, starożytni Egipcjanie pewien czas wierzyli, że za "grzechy" serce danej osoby może zostać pożarte przez jaszczurzą bestię przed obliczem bogini sprawiedliwości
Chrześcijaństwo nie wyróżnia się niczym wśród milionów innych wierzeń, tu piekło jest tak samo niedorzeczne i wynika ze słabości emocjonalnej człowieka. Kiedy będziesz się bał, że możesz pójść do piekła, pomyśl, czy nie narażasz się też na Hades, hinduską Narakę albo czy nie odrodzisz się w koniku polnym.
>Zawsze będę musiał kryć że jestem gejem
Nie. Jeśli Twoja rodzina byłaby zdolna do takiego skrzywdzenia Cię, to na przestrzeni chociażby lat postaraj się odciąć się od niej i otoczyć przyzwoitszymi ludźmi. Ostatecznie tu chodzi o Twoje szczęście i zadowolenie z życia, zastanów się proszę czy przyzwyczajenia i gorzka wygoda i relacje z rodziną są warte ciągłej frustracji, bolesnego ograniczania najbardziej podstawowych potrzeb i poczucia zagrożenie wśród ludzi, których pewnie nazwałbyś najbliższymi, i którzy powinni zapewniać Ci najmocniejsze oparcie.
No.347221
>>347019
How about you get a bf and take it very slowly? Get aquainted as friends first, then as boyfriends, then as vanillasex lovers and only then as master-slave couple in the bedroom so your partner learned to love you as a person first and foremost and not a fuckslut, with his first impression of being that of a dignified young man and not as a thirsty weakling who wants to be dominated and threated as your subversient lesser any moment now.
Im a switch tho, so dont entirely speak from experience but while id enjoy domming the shit out of someone Id felt bad about it if I wouldnt also know him as a person so I can be able to seperate the roles.
No.347231
>>347221
>Get acquainted as friends first, then as boyfriends
Do explain. The chances that a guy I end up really liking as a friend also liking dicks are not great. And then from there the chance that he also wants to do that kind of play is even slimmer. Makes me think the only way to find someone is by looking specifically for the sex parts first, and then also hoping they're decent people.
No.347261
>>347231
Well of course, speculating on all of this to happen with some random dude is sheer luck and happens rare enough that you dont bother. I wasnt speaking out against meeting someone whom you know has a fetish and the other way around due to a dating add or asking around before.
Still, you just dont pick out someone from the internet who is hot, meet, get fucked and then you end up as best bfs or something like that because if you do the mainconnection will surely be centered on sex and thus on the sm hierachy.
If you find a dom and you both manage to hold your hornyness back long enough that you get mutually aquainted and actually enjoy and want to spend time with each other without having sex before you advance into the lewd sides of a relationship, vanilla first, then I canz imagine how you can still end up being treated as someone to be patronized and belittled outside of the bedroom as you didnt grow on each other with these roles in mind.
No.347266
>>347228
you live in EU, classic
No.347276
>>347266
What's wrong anon?
No.347277
No.347283
>>347269
This is like 90% me, it's kinda weird he's even blonde like me.
No.347293
No.347298
>>347269s
I'll play quake with you senpai :3
No.347301
No.347307
>>347301
want to be friends?
I'm >>346583
No.347312
>>347311
I can't seem to add you ;-;
I'm Avocet#8906
No.347315
I kinda feel like some selfless anon should put together all the BFs into an E3 Squilliam-esque webm
All the text might make it hard to differentiate the BFs at a glance though, and idk what song we would use.
No.347332
No.347333
No.347358
>>346790
>your cravings and needs are valid, important and fulfilling them is a proper cause itself
Say that to a pedophile
No.347362
>>346440
unff What part o the states are you in? If I got the gist of these posts right, I'd fit most of those things >_< (you are looking for more of a bottom bf, yes?)
No.347396
>>347362
Oh, wow, didn't think I'd get a response like this.
Anyway, I live in the western part of the US. I don't feel like publicly posting what state I actually live in, but feel free to shot me an e-mail (address is in the e-mail field) if you're still interested and just wanna talk. And, yes, I do prefer a bottom.
No.347428
>>347396
Sent an email (and a few mess-ups.. keyboard freaked out on me for a sec)
No.347440
>>346256
I would love such a bf ^_^, I too also cry after seeing the ravages of what commies and Jew capatalist' did to the fatherland. http://www.heritageanddestiny.com/category/analysis/page/3/ Stuff like that and rudolf Hess bring literal tears to my eyes. I would love a /pol/ bf who shared my views on absolutism, eugenics, fascist corporationism etc plus hugs are always great :3
No.347528
>>347396
>>347428
Pretty cute I hope something comes out of this.
No.347742
>>347528
This is me, except I'm not a filthy nigger. I use shitposting and sarcasm to hide my feelings.
No.347758
>>347742
Could be an indian too tho.
Some poos look really cute.
No.347761
>>347758
the fuck you say son of basterd bitch?
No.347845
>>347761
I piss in your bed and wipe my cum in your hair you shiteating euthanasia canditate.
No.347867
>>347845
>>347845
>wipe my cum in your hair
now thats just uncalled for
No.347871
Pretty sure this is impossible.
No.347894
>>347871
>Someone that psychologically dependent on you
Not really healthy, but not impossible.
No.347896
>>347894
Anon I can't breath without you!
No.347897
>>347871
Tfw want to housewife it up but I already have a job ;-;
No.347905
>>346256
>mfw this is literally me, hair color and all
No.347913
>>347871
I fit this mostly, so it's not impossible! Except I never call him daddy and I'm pretty reluctant to wear dresses. Everything else is straight from what I think and say.
I've got my ideal boyfriend. I had no idea what my ideal would be until I got him. I was also surprised I enjoy doing chores, being the homemaker.
>>347894
I know, but I'm in love so fuck psychological health!
No.347923
>typed out a bunch of text for one of these images
>haven't bothered putting such an image together
eventually
No.347941
>>347871
I can pretty safely say there are a large amount of cute boys here who want to be this kind of bf to somebody else
Myself included… ;-;
No.347942
No.347965
>>346494
kik me, violetpromqueen, i would love to be like this
No.347998
>>347871
I had a bf like this who I had to break up with for unrelated reasons so I can tell you it's not impossible.
No.348009
Didn't realize this thread had gotten so big. Guess I should post one.
No.348133
>>347942
But I like it here in Canada land :<
No.348139
>>348009
Please be single and in my state
No.348140
>>348133
New Hampshire isn't all that different.
No.348143
>>348009
>>348139
>tfw this is me only without the programming and no guns
No.348185
No.348188
>>348185
I'm in New England. Can't have guns here.
No.348204
Stop this thread
All it does is bring up the feels
No.348205
>>348204
Du wirst Gefühle gefühlt haben werden.
No.348208
>>348205
laat me met rust valse buurman
No.348231
>>348208
>buurman
You Dutch really are adorable.
No.348238
>>348140
True…but I don't even have a passport… or a car ;-;
No.348277
>>348009
Yeah, that sounds like the relationship for me.
No.348783
Fashionably late and a rush job but I gotta get back to work.
No.348794
>>348783
thought you'd never ask.
No.348795
Ideal BF
>Lives in Pennsylvania
>Loves me
tfw I will never find a boyfriend with these two traits
No.348834
This thread is starting to bum me out.
No.348869
No.348871
>>348794
Hehheh, I thought I had emphasized the "you" the second time by capitalizing it, but, you know, rush job… Also I should have left a little legend saying that I was the yellow text.
No.348915
>>348869
I'm in new cumberland, it's about 10 minutes away from harrisburg
No.348918
>>348834
Same. Is is about as bad as the sadness thread.
No.348936
>>347871
reminds me of my ex… except the dress and "daddy" part, he used to call me master ironically as an anime reference, but it then kinda stuck in bed.. it was always long socks and oversized t-shirts with him instead of dresses, would always used to subtly show off his thigh-highs to me in class by discreetly exposing his ankles… fml
No.348945
>>348936
What happened senpai .-.
No.348950
>>348945
A huge retarded misunderstanding, though partly my fault. But his over-clinglyness resulted in my negligence towards him, that's all i'm going to say.
No.348957
>>346494
Hey, kik me riley_l98. This is my dream. :3
No.348959
>>347228
This describes me too well. Even the laptop in a microwave I kept hard-drives in one for a few months
No.348960
>>347871
More likely than you'd think! Some of us really enjoy cooking for other people. And would much rather be a homemaker. And are single.
No.349007
These people exist. They have to. I just want one in my life.
No.349014
>>346255
Too bad you're far away and my german sounds funny.
No.349026
>>348959
>i kept discs with no power source or way to process data, much less share it with anything in a microwave because i was scared it would magically begin to do all these things
That sounds like it's either stupidity or schizophrenia.
No.349037
>>349007
As much as I love being out at night, dominating in Mario party and shooting the shit to nujabes, I'm afraid I'm not terribly short or a smoker. You seem like a cool guy never the less.
No.349050
>>346217
That's me, anon. I don't speak Russian, but it's in my heritage.
No.349052
>>346329
>>346396
Not really into hipster bands or making music, but would definitely love shooting out in the woods, playing tabletops, and shenanigans on Steam.
Jokingly calling each other fags and saying no homo is some top tier shit
I'm also a half hour or so east of Tacoma
>>348783
Cute/10
No.349113
I was going to make my boyfriend since he is so great, But he made me and I thought it was so sweet I wanted to share it. I don't think he goes on this board, and i hope he does not. Don't want him to know.
No.349116
>>349113
I think you're on the wrong board friendo
No.349119
>>349113
"He doesn't go on this board"
"He used this template that came from this board"
No.349120
>>349119
she could have just given him the template
No.349234
No.349268
>>349052
Checked this thread again on a random whim and just saw your reply. Contact information?
No.349296
>>346440
Aww, your art is super adorable!
No.349335
>>349300
What kinks of yours would people judge? Now I am curious
No.349378
>>349335
I have a lot of kinks, but the ones I feel judged about are Bloodplay, Primal, Petplay, and my Impregnation, pregnancy, birth and lactation Fetishes, I have other but they are my main ones.
n-no bully pls
No.349387
>>349378
Lol I have two of those, I'll let you guess which ones ;)
No.349404
>>349378
>primal
What is that?
Making funny animal noises while fucking?
No.349411
>>349404
http://bdsmwiki.info/Primal
http://www.submissiveguide.com/2013/07/what-is-primal-play/
Its like a form of play where the sub fights back in a very raw & emotional, and slightly violent context.
What I like about it is that fight for dominance, from both sides.
As a dom I like to see that my sub is passionate enough to fight back and isn't just gonna sit there and take it passively.
And as a sub, being able to fight against my dom makes me feel like the dom has earned the right to fuck me, and that I'm not just some common slut who can be used and disposed of passively.
Its all about the struggle, the feeling of flesh on flesh and sinking your teeth into your subs neck as they claw their nails into your back, with the both of us drawing each others blood.
Sorry for the edgy post describing this kink, but I hope it helps. :)
No.349413
>>349411
I always had this kink. Didn't know there was a name for it. This should be coupled with a wrestling fight for dominance. I have seen some porn videos like this, but the best ones are, where the fight is toned down every now and then, for one to allow one sexual act, instead of it being a never-ending fight and all the sex stuff just happens after.
I mean like when you got him pinned down, you stick your dick in his mouth for some time. In a real fight he obviously could just keep flailing around and just turn his head. As happened in most of the videos I've watched.
Except for the blood part tho. I am not a fan of that. That would just hurt.
No.349414
>>349413
can you post a video of this? Or a link to it so I can see what you mean?
No.349415
>>349414
Oh, I haven't watched one in years. I don't have a link ready, sorry.
And it was mixed wrestling. Not gay wrestling.
Honestly, you will probably find much better gay wrestling content than straight wrestling.
The jest is that they are fighting a wrestling match, often oil wrestling and fight for dominance. Sometimes that is coupled with strip wrestling. And sometimes if you are lucky, you even see them doing sexual things with each other while still in the wrestling match and not after, where the loser just submits.
No.349428
>>349268
iseeyoujakesooly@hotmail.com
Just some cheap throwaway email I made, I can send you my real contact info through there
No.350238
I spent too much time on this.
No.351677
>>346549
>>346321
This sounds like heaven.
No.354337
No.356193
>>346440
this is super cute. want.
No.359779
>>346435
Damn this is pretty much me. If youre not too bad looking maybe we can work something out
No.366366
Can we bring this thread back?