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gay death is 30

this is /cuteboy/ death but not gay

You can be boyish up to 25. Then you better start to be a manly man who likes men or seek to start a family with a woman.

I've got the same problem.

I'm 19 now, about to turn 20 in a month, and I haven't fucked my boyfriend yet. Haven't so much as been able to see him in a long time because we live on opposite ends of the earth. He's three and a half years younger than me, and he insists I'll always be cute to him, but I'm afraid I might not be able to give him what he deserves while I'm still cute >.>

With proper care for your body, and the right genetics, you can be cute well into your 30s. I'm actually 32, and I effortlessly pass for ten years younger. Yeah I'm never going to look 18 again, but I'm still cute, and I plan to be for as long as I can, even into my 40s, luck, dedication, and genetics willing. Sadly, I do have to lie about my age to everyone I meet online though; it's just way easier that way. But if you take care of your body, gay death is a meme you can prevent for a long time.

>>324639

Your experience, while not universal, or even particularly ordinary, is both inspiring and somewhat comforting. Thank you for sharing it.

>>324642

Look up other aging qts, anon. I used to be really scared about aging too but then I saw how many guys that are older than me that I idolize and I realized I was just being silly.

I'm well over 20 and I think there are tons of qts that probably wished they looked like me. You don't have anything to worry about.

I'm almost 22 and people constantly assume I'm 16-18. I got into some trouble with the police early this year trying to get into a club, guess they didn't believe I was 21.

If you have longish hair, pale skin, and are skinny you can look extremely young if you have the right genetics for it.

Don't worry OP, if you take care of yourself you can look qt for a long time.

I'm in my mid 20s, and late last year I got offered a flyer for some uni because someone thought I was a below 18. I also sometimes get ID'd for things that require you to be 15 or 16 but that's a bit more rare. Funnily enough I never got ID'd when i actually was 15. I've managed to make myself look younger than I was at 18 just by taking proper care of my body and not being too sad to care anymore.

As far as 'gay death' goes, that's not really much of a thing. At the very least it's not as horrible as the term "gay death" makes it sound. Yes it probably gets harder to find casual sex when you reach a certain age, but I don't think even that gets impossible. Finding a bf certainly doesn't. I doubt most people settle with someone in their early 20s.

I'm 25 and people still think I'm 18.

>>323695

Idiot

There is no gay death, you'll be fine. People are far too vain about this thing. Take care of your body and you'll be fine. You can look young if you take care of yourself. Some of that is genetics, but its also being healthy. Eat right and all that shit. In your 30s you can look like you're in your 20s. You can be cute, you can also be handsome. Nothing wrong with that. You're going to be okay, OP. I'll be 26 and people think I'm 19.

if you're lucky, you can reach 30 while looking 5-7 young younger. If not, well, it won't stop guys falling for you even if you don't look like a teenage anymore; you'll realize that sometimes being handsome/manly is superior to being cute.

Depends on your genetics. I got my moms young-lookinh genes, I still look like a fucking 14 year old. While many of my friends look like god damn male models. So it's really an individual thing.

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>>323695

4 to 5 years until gay dead. If your genes are shit maybe as little as 2. You should learn how to be straight or asexual around 23 or 24.

>>324639

What defines 'proper care for you body'?

I see this a lot but what does it actually mean?

You people need to chill out with this gay death stuff.

Gay death is not real, pedo death is and that's all you're complaining about.

For a personal note, I'm 25 and since I started makeup, shaving every day, dressing cute I get carded for even video games.

Just give me an older daddy in his 30's for a bf.

I'm tired of feeling old when 19 year olds hit on me ;;

>>323695

You're nowhere near it dumdum. Take care of your body and you'll young for a long time, that and a dash of good genes.

>>335955

Does 22 + has a job count as a 30 y/o? :x

I'm 23 in less than a month but I look like I'm 17/18.

>>323695

I'm a little concerned with how i'll look after 21. My boyish looks are all i've known!

so, i got an idea, let's meet up and fuck harder than we've ever fucked before and gay die together as we cum inside each other?

>>335969

>tfw 27

It's impossible to be a cuteboy anymore

>>336072

>23 in a few days

>Nothing but bad experiences

Not sure if this is better or worse. Though I've been single for the last 4 years so it's really starting to sink in.

I don't even care anymore about aging out of my cute face anymore at this point. My dad looks exactly like John Slattery from Mad Men, and my mom tells me I look just like my dad when he was in college. So fuck it, old me won't look so bad.

>>336135

>only 4

Try 20.

>>336135

>>336160

22 here aha

>>336160

It's not like you were going to find somebody at age 6.

Unless you're like 35+ years old, then I'm sorry

I find the idea that I'm supposed to be a "daddy" or a "bear" just because I'm over 30 to be pretty funny. I'm the same as >>324639 in that I look about a decade younger. Even people that know me (have talked to me and taken note of my maturity) think I'm in my mid 20's at best; strangers ask me about college, or sometimes even high school. Given my body type, I'll be "boyish" up until 45ish when I start getting significant wrinkles and grey hair.

>>336173

Shit man, I'm so envious of people like you. I've been losing hair since I hit 20. I think there really is a genetic-lottery here. You can stay cute till 40 or never have the chance at all~

>>336170

It's not like it helps anyway. I'm not exactly a very confident person and I also hate myself, but I at least know I'm not hideous and would have takers pretty quick if I just threw all standards and values out the window by posting lewd pics and asking people to fuck.

Your all pedophiles

>>336190

>Lives in a prison state that was formed as an actual prison colony

>calls people 'pedophiles' on /cuteboys/

kek

>>336190

You're*

>>324639

This. I'm 27 and people are constantly acting amazed that I'm older than 20.

>>336176

It doesn't matter. I've got a host of emotional and psychological issues that prevent me from forming normal relationships, and now that I'm out of school I don't have a way to meet people because I'm so introverted I won't socialize unless forced, and I work out of home. Could I go to any gay bar and have pretty much any guy I wanted? Probably. But I wouldn't be able to.

My cousin is about four years older than me and started prematurely balding at about that same age (literally only man in our family who is) but is happily married and so gets all the sex he wants.

The "genetic lottery" works in a lot of ways. I'd rather be average-looking but actually capable of dating and finding cute guys to fuck, and not caring why.

Cuteboy death is around 30, but nothing is stopping you to grow up and become /hm/.

Easymode stops at mid 20s, if you let yourself go you will go from cute to mediocre in less than a year

You can be 60 and still good looking if you take proper care of yourself.

>>336147

I really want to know what its like kissing someone. It must be so nice… Shit anon we are missing out pretty bad i think

>>336147

>>336318

26 years old here. I have the same problem. Thinking of ending it at 30

>>336352

I hope by ending it you mean going to a gay bar, showering some qt with affection and attention, taking them home and tongue Fucking their mouth until they're begging to blow you.

>>336360

No I mean it in a less glamorous sense. The worst part is I technically am the "cutie" in your scenario. It's not any easier for us

>>336362

Fuck that's depressing. I've been trying to get a qt body to make this relationship stuff easier :(

>>336366

You should try anyway by diet and exercising, but it guarantees nothing. I'm still as alone as where I began, but now with more body image worries

>>356280

Or be a stripper or whatever

Cute men are better than cute boys anyway. So no reason to worry!

>>336072

>>336134

>>336147

You silly people! You'll learn the relationship thing when you are in a relationship. I had my first kiss/boyfriend/relationship/sex when I was 24. I wish you good luck in finding someone you like.

>>335930

Eating regular well balanced meals, regular exercise like cardio and light workouts, avoiding excessive use of drugs/alcohol and keeping yourself as stress-less as possible with occasional yoga and/or meditation. Add in a small skin care/moisturizing routine and eating a lot of veggies/fruit and you'll look and feel a lot better in general for a lot longer. It's not some magic cure, it's a lifestyle you should be doing for the sake of your own well being

Surviving on take out and ramen noodles while playing vidya 8 hours a day will obviously have you looking like dogshit in your mid 20s which I feel is a common thing around here and why people are so concerned about their gay deaths. I'm 24 and still pass as an 18 year old girl, even if I didn't I would still do this stuff because it makes you feel good and healthy

>>356280

This is 100% good decision. I had the opportunity and I blew it. Fight the good fight.

Just went out with my mother for her birthday. We stopped at a shitty liquor store to get lottery tickets because she thinks it's good luck (though has never won more than a few dollars). While she browsed the cold drink selection, I took the ticket and $5 up to the counter, where this sleepy looking Iranian woman refused to take it because you have to be 18 to legally do it.

I'll be turning 31 in December, no joke. Now, I routinely get carded for liquor when vendors think I might be under 25 and so don't want to take the risk, but I haven't gotten someone thinking I'm under 18 in like five years.

This would make me really happy if I ever took advantage of my absurdly youthful looks by getting laid. Alas, no dice.

I think I'll be facing real death soon.

>>323695

a very long time if you're willing to put in the effort and even longer as a handsome man after that. genetics will get you into your 20s, hard work will get you out of them. be good to yourself and enjoy living your life instead of dwelling on the clock & feeling like shit all the time, nothing is more likely to leave you with regrets than that.

>take care of your skin

>eat healthy food

>engage in moderate exercise regularly

>don't do meth

>>356309

Not a meme, but the truth. Although genetics is like 95% of it.

>>323695

Gay death is a myth, I've seen a 35 year old dude who crossdresses frequently get both cock and ass from young hot guys. Stop feeding the meme anon.

>>357208

I always thought the gay death meme was that gay guys over 21 won't be able to find a serious relationship.

>>357209

Doesn't sound like that makes much sense. How would it be a serious relationship if the two dudes were just teenage boys with nothing much to do?

>>356659

I've spent almost every year since puberty fully convinced that I won't live to see the next one. Now, almost 20 years since then, I am somehow still alive, but things have never gotten better. Every year is more of a disappointment than the last.

I am so, so sure I won't live to see the next year. This time, for sure.

>>357248

There is a grand total of 3 months left in this 12 month year. I'd suggest you rethink the way you view yourself, and the world.

I mean Christ, have some fun or something. So what if you might die? Is that supposed to consume every second of your life? Why do you come here? For fap material, for attention? If you came for comforting words, guess what? You'll totally get some. But also the same advice I'm spouting now. Get over your fear of what might happen, just live a fun, normal life.