>>403625
tbh pizzagate is bullshit and probably a government conspiracy about conspiracies.
<government is full of pedophiles that like to blackmail one another with chilled prawns
>government realizes people are getting close to finding this shit out, no more cp if they get caught
>government decides to throw some low level boifag under the bus and stage an elaborate but at the same time obvious conspiracy out there and get internet autists chasing pizza shops instead of joe biden and that creepy witch thot
<can't have anyone asking the now-adult children of senators about their psychological well-being, goy
>send/incite whackjobs to shoot up said pizza shop
<one of them does it, the absolute madman
>now they can discredit anyone that looks into it
<autists chasing pizza shops that are a bit too close to ports, getting nowhere and attracting schizos
hell, if i was a high ranking politician trying to cover up my illegal fapping habits i'd probably do some shit like this. they did the same shit with alex jones, create an "alternative" to mainstream media so that they can pain anyone with genuinely alternative beliefs as a whackjob
<inb4 this thread becomes a thread about conspiracies /cow/tists believe
lmao