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5a1a98  No.399131

People,

I need a girlfriend?

She must meet 6 requirements

1.) She should have a good job.

2.) Her age should be from eighteen to twenty eight.

3.) Non Religion person (don't believe in god)

4.) Should be taller, stronger and bigger

5.) A good.

6.) An good beautiful looking

Give me a solution how to get it in a simple way

5a1a98  No.399132

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More information


5a1a98  No.399133

File: 13b8fbf63275f35⋯.jpg (247.84 KB, 720x847, 720:847, ineedanatheistgf.jpg)

File: 25b86c6b3d6a281⋯.jpg (45.22 KB, 663x229, 663:229, mostindianmomaredefective.jpg)

Most Indian mothers (sometime dad can be an included in case of both) should be in concentration camp because they are defective, conservative and orthodox


5a1a98  No.399134

File: 6ab8e70967cb9af⋯.jpg (86.08 KB, 647x516, 647:516, myfavouritecrush.jpg)

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My first crush unfortunately she has a fucking boyfriend and I will keep stalking her


5a1a98  No.399135

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2nd crush


5a1a98  No.399136

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Third Crush

I even masturbate her sometime.

Some of all my crush friend accept my fake fb request so I can watch them


5a1a98  No.399137


937e8a  No.399170

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Your last thread didn't even get half of the replies your first thread got and yet you made a new thread. Go rape a cow, faggot.

>>390274

>>396800


219025  No.399171

File: d598e0dfe45751a⋯.jpg (116.02 KB, 609x664, 609:664, toptoptopsecret.jpg)

Pajeet, how come your India has a good enough internet connection to post your autism.

Go have a shit in the field or something. Go outside.


d0b122  No.399192

File: d0a00addb47bfa9⋯.jpg (16.32 KB, 250x188, 125:94, 250px-Bionicwoman.jpg)

>>399131

>4.) Should be taller, stronger and bigger

We have the technology.


24f2c2  No.399208

File: 21d043f982ce43b⋯.png (32.78 KB, 905x211, 905:211, poo not in loo.PNG)

Pajeet, I stood up for you and asked for your threads not to be deleted again. But fuck you if you keep making new threads. Keep posting in your old thread.


66460a  No.399267

>>399171

ah Pudoo


41c18c  No.399276

DESIGNATED


88d512  No.399385

>>399170

I need gf.

>>399171

I am not pajeet and I look beautiful Indian

I don't have an autism.

I have a good Internet connection.

I need gf

>>399208

I don't actually shit in street.


88d512  No.399386

>>399192

I see in street that some Indian woman those are westernised are taller than me.

Dumbass.

I need gf


88d512  No.399387

>>399170

I don't fuck animals you dumbass


d0b122  No.399401

>>399386

Post a video of yourself asking for a girlfriend.


6f222e  No.399518

File: 8f17bd34d4096cd⋯.png (6.58 MB, 2448x3264, 3:4, pajeetshand.png)

>>399132

Wash your hands


88d512  No.399539

>>399401

>>399401

That would be voice video.

I can't show my uncensored face. If i show it then it would be spread everywhere then my parents will find that I am stalking woman on the internet.


88d512  No.399541

File: 2f1421ffb7c7fcf⋯.jpg (1.92 MB, 2448x3264, 3:4, IMG_20180412_195854542.jpg)

>>399518

Original photo


219025  No.399682

File: 09f4f6755822e16⋯.jpg (88.47 KB, 604x453, 4:3, 0rOqt.jpg)

>>399539

No video? No gf, all 7-Eleven for you Pajeet


0772c8  No.399687

File: 1e068ddfadc5a47⋯.gif (3.35 MB, 480x270, 16:9, 07f17ef9f173ff117e701414ce….gif)


0772c8  No.399688

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88d512  No.399741

>>399682

I hate pedos and rape.

I will fuck woman with her consent


219025  No.399756

File: 0b3ddf659b6916f⋯.png (490.14 KB, 600x850, 12:17, top nep.png)

>>399741

But you're brown, Pajeet. Sex by default with you is considered rape in the criminal code.

How does it feel to know a girl never sent you a pic of her titties unlike everyone of us here?


d0b122  No.400061

Where's the video?


f7ebdf  No.410775

>>399208

Let him keep on making autistic threads, he is a fucking goldmine


ec3665  No.410795

File: d331b2d515acc48⋯.mp4 (3.59 MB, 198x360, 11:20, Pajeet wife flogging.mp4)

Crack that whip!


3a2a6f  No.410797

Why hasn't anyone doxxxxed this pajeet yet? Did all the Hackers on Steroids leave upon realizing that there's no point anymore?


565733  No.410803

sage


41c18c  No.410835

DESIGNATED


c50b93  No.410847


c50b93  No.410849

>>399756

I AM NOT BROWN.

I AM OLIVE


c50b93  No.410850

>>410797

No one will find me because I am expert.

Those woman pics on 8chan that I stalk them on FB I uploaded censored version with black and white so that means no one including you couldn't trace them


9b692b  No.410867

>>410847

sende a nekde pic of ur kock


dbe0df  No.411183

File: c2f69ccb4513aae⋯.png (9.95 KB, 502x152, 251:76, c2f69ccb4513aaea23682ec032….png)

File: d938383f4448f8f⋯.png (9.08 KB, 434x148, 217:74, pajeet.PNG)

PAJEET BETTER OFF NEET

PAJEET BETTER OFF NEET

PAJEET BETTER OFF NEET

PAJEET BETTER OFF NEET

PAJEET BETTER OFF NEET


3498ad  No.411259

File: 3eb5f62c2c9f667⋯.jpg (204.8 KB, 1350x756, 25:14, dick size.jpg)

>>411183

>Imagine being Indian


e4fae5  No.411287

File: a1560988283c09e⋯.jpeg (15.32 KB, 266x190, 7:5, images (2).jpeg)

>>411183

>American niggers have an average IQ of 85

>Natives of India have an IQ of 82

>Therefore, Indians are dumber than niggers

>mrw


db50b8  No.411406

>>399131

Saala chutiya bengali


ec3665  No.411418

File: e7550a0b17796e4⋯.jpg (139.59 KB, 652x870, 326:435, India small cocks.JPG)


dbe0df  No.411457

File: 1043631e1d5f958⋯.jpg (26.69 KB, 268x309, 268:309, sidespessi.jpg)

>>411418

>Condoms 'too big' for indian men

>it's not size, it's what you do with that matters

nine million jej's rain upon india.


38fca3  No.411462

gfdg


9fb4b0  No.411516


ec3665  No.411550

File: feca3036096c1ac⋯.webm (12.11 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Indian coconut crack.webm)

>>411516

>mans world india


15a3bd  No.411586

>>411550

>>411516

>>411418

>>411287

>>411259

>>411183

My penis is bigger.

My dick is big.

IQ doesn't matter.

I am an atheist.

An ex Hindu since 2014.

I need a girlfriend


15a3bd  No.411588

>>411406

I am intelligent and olive beautiful Bengali Indian


15a3bd  No.411589

One more thing about me.

I love to be get molested by beautiful woman too. I really hope one day I get molested by beautiful woman too in public places like bus, train, metro (subway), shop also in road.

I think there is nothing wrong about molestation.

But I won't support rape.

I am beautiful olive Indian

I do bath daily at every morning with branded soap, hair oil shampoo and body oil.


e4fae5  No.411622

>>411586

>Pajeet the Man Who Shits in the Street says IQ doesn't matter

This. Explains. Everything.


260c7f  No.411632

>>411586

Hey, Raj I'm back. You don't need a girlfriend. You need revenge against society. You've been making these posts for a while now and it's finally time. Grab a knife and kill as many as you can.


dbf063  No.411767

>>411622

>>411622

I don't shit in street.

My house has toilet

>>411632

Why will I kill someone?


dbf063  No.411768

>>411632

I am not fucking raj


13f88b  No.411770

>>411768

Who are you, then?


dbf063  No.411792

>>411770

If I disclose my correct name then it would be spread everywhere.

Then any day someone will find out who I am????

No one in real life should know that I love to stalk woman


4df3d7  No.411793

>>411586

Post your dick faggot.


dbf063  No.411803

>>411793

It is illegal in India to post something like this on internet.

It depends state to state.

I won't risk myself.

I need girlfriend.

My real name is (CENSORED)


dbf063  No.411805

Good night.

See you tomorrow.

Give me a solution how to get girlfriend in a simple way


e4fae5  No.411861

>>411805

Here's how to get a girlfriend

Step 1. Get a rope

Step 2. Get a stool

Step 3. Find a tree with thick branches

Step 4. Tie the rope around that branch while leaving a hole with a half-meter radius

Step 5. Place the part of the rope with thr hole around your neck and then tighten it

Step 6. Kick the stool from under your feet

And that is how you get a girlfriend.


df01bc  No.411863

>>411805

We told you. You will never get a girl until you post your face. Until then, enjoy a goat or whatever you use to fuck yourself with.


0d73b1  No.411868

First ingredient

The first ingredient is obtained by heating 10 parts (by weight) potassium (or sodium) carbonate; 10parts coke. cinders, or coal; and 3 parts iron turnings, all in coarse powder. to a full red heat inan open crucible, stirring occasionally until small jets of purple flame arc no longer seen. When cool, the soluble matter is dissolved out of it, the solution filtered, evaporated, and crystallized.The crystals obtained are redissolved in hot water and cooled very slowly, forming large yellow crystals.In order to obtain a pure form, melt the dried product in a glass vessel and let cool, dissolvethe fused mass in water, neutralize any excess of alkali with acetic acid (vinegar), andprecipitate the salt by adding strong alcohol to the solution. Wash the precipitate with a littleweak alcohol, redissolve it in water, and crystallize.

Potion Preparation

To convert the first Ingredient into the Girlfriend potion do this (please note that these instructions were for thepotassium not sodium salt. I'm assuming that the ratios are similar for both); Mix thoroughly 8 parts of it dried and 3 parts dry sodium carbonate (pool pH adjuster), heatthem in a steel container (cleaned oil filter can works nicely), with constant stirring (use clotheshanger, straightened out), with a propane torch or other intense heat source till it melts into aclear liquid. Heating is continued until the mix no longer fizzes and the fluid portion is colorless.After a few minutes rest, to allow the cocks to settle, the clear portion is poured from theheavy black sediment (iron) at the bottom at the bottom of the crucible and onto to a clean slabor steel bowl. It's then broken up while still warm and stored in airtight bottles. This will be

a Potent Girlfriend potion. Drink it and GF will materialize. On the other hand, you can read the collected works of Roosh V and get less horrible with women.


1bc123  No.411927

>>411868

Not sure but this is cyanure.


d0b122  No.411934

>>411927

It's something but not that.


ab9063  No.412008

File: df1f61ceab8bc13⋯.jpg (43.61 KB, 726x683, 726:683, df1f61ceab8bc13e87e59cd889….jpg)

>>411868

Sadly Pajeet is too retarded to make this.


6f222e  No.412082

>>411793

He can't post it , he has no penis.


e05462  No.412149

>>412082

I do have penis


e05462  No.412150

>>412008

I need girlfriend


9a413f  No.412173

Pajeet, just use Tindr.


6f222e  No.412197

>>412149

No picture , no proof , means you have no penis.


abf80c  No.412200

You need to do like KoP, pajeet. Do not have any standards. Date anything that accept you, even if she already has children.


3a8298  No.412207

File: 47840e36e7d9b7f⋯.jpg (51.12 KB, 720x391, 720:391, socialnetworkingsucks.jpg)

>>412200

Fuck tinder

>>412173

I believe in standard. Dumbass. I need girlfriend

However I can have sex with married woman if she wanted to


3a8298  No.412208

>>412197

>>411861

Not a correct advice


3a8298  No.412209

>>411863

If I post my uncensored photo on 8chan then it will be spread everywhere.

Then also it will be easier to find who am i? Then one day my parents will know that I am stalking woman on internet (my favourite second hobby).

I do support molesation


3a8298  No.412210

>>411868

All chemistry shit


6f222e  No.412216

File: eeb5e9d975d15e7⋯.png (30.44 KB, 1107x254, 1107:254, penis.png)


2a0eef  No.412417

>>412216

Stop listening to the impersonator.


2a0eef  No.412418

>>412216

If i found a girlfriend i wouldn't posting it.


cfd7b2  No.414667

>>399208

poo in loo




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