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94e530  No.397178

DarksydePhil is a terrible middle-aged Let's Player with self-entitlement issues and a massively inflated ego. He is a lolcow with a large cult following who watch only to see him and his business deteriorate.

Email: darksydephil@hotmail.com

Twitter: @TheyCallMeDSP

Instagram: TheyCallMeDSP

Previous Fighting Game Community names: WhoaMoses, Punish3r

WHO IS DARKSYDEPHIL?

>DarksydePhil, DSP, The King of Hate, Phillip Burnell is a former fighting game player who began let's playing in 2010 before it boomed. After he had gotten fired from his day job working at a helicopter company, DSP decided to turn let's playing into a full-time job. Although his gameplay is horrible, there's more to let's playing than just the gameplay. This is the aspect Phil fails at, and that is everything else related to let's playing. Editing, public relations, commentary, you name it. What truly makes him a lolcow however are his ego and his delusion. He truly believes that he is the inventor of let's playing and is above constructive criticism. Phil actually believes that his video game playthroughs are works of art. Offering any sort of constructive criticism whatsoever will cause Phil to accuse you of being a hater and/or troll and block you. Try to offer constructive criticism on his own forums? He will immediately lock the thread. As far as Phil is concerned, his word is the only correct one and that everyone else is wrong. Phil always makes promises to change and he has done so for the last two and a half years, but has shit his pants and done nothing at all to deliver on those promises. Phil expects PewDiePie-level views for absolutely no effort whatsoever on his part. He has called out numerous reviewers and critics for chastising mediocre games that he himself liked such as Duke Nukem Forever, Resident Evil 6, and Murdered: Soul Suspect. Phil calls himself The King of Hate because "he uses the hate he gets to fuel himself" but in truth, Phil has thin skin and cannot realize that his own personality is why he receives the hate to begin with. Phil himself is completely unable to accept reality. When the times change, Phil refuses to adapt and in the rare instance he does try to improve, it's the wrong areas. Phil truly believes that anyone who offers him constructive criticism or in rare instances, is a legitimate troll, is jealous of his success but the reality is that no sane person would ever want the lifestyle Phil currently has. This was a man who would, for years, try to justify pointing a camera directly at his TV and would diss anyone else for being someone who wears headphones and records their games on a computer monitor. While those kinds of let's players do exist, Phil delusion and refusal to do research makes him blind to the fact that there are plenty of others who can do direct capture while sitting on a couch, playing without headphones on. Despite all the consequences that come from his actions, he truly believes none of it is his fault. To Phil, it's not his fault that people don't like that when he chooses to include his girlfriend in his videos, people hate it, it's the viewer's fault for not tolerating her. It's not his fault that his personality and attitude has caused thousands of videos regarding Phil to appear over the years, everyone else is just mentally ill. It's not his fault that he's been banned for excessive racism from blip.tv, it's a troll's fault for being jealous and reporting him. Those are just examples of how Phil is completely incapable of accepting fault.

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5f3d31  No.397211

>>397178

Fuck off KOP.


94e530  No.397217


94e530  No.397218

File: ec956de98cfd551⋯.jpg (281.52 KB, 597x889, 597:889, sadsad.jpg)

phil couldnt raise his taxes!!! OH NO!


dd3f92  No.397220

Oh boy another sons of cuckjima thread where they prove themselves to be autists of a much higher caliber than the man they are fucking with. I'll check back in about three months to collect the spaghetti.


94e530  No.397221

File: e43f93c5ec4ac09⋯.jpg (100.48 KB, 1187x749, 1187:749, DaNgIikXUAEV0NH.jpg)

>>397220

SoK are disbanded. They dont exist anymore.

in other news we got more stuff on DSP's tax situation


275a12  No.397237

>>397178

You're just as a big a faggot as Phil.


275a12  No.397239

>>397221

This is kind of unhealthy, don't ya think?


b3c741  No.397248

anyone have a video of DSP? begging aside, i didn't even know he had a problem.


ce629a  No.397258

>>397221

jesus christ trashraider


c2d85a  No.397259

This retard is still around? Is there anything to even talk about that's not just beating a dead horse?


d010eb  No.397276

>>397259

Outside of the taxes, the only legitimate thing, not really. A shy girlfriend that hasn't really proven to be worse than his old girlfriend, I think DSP is old cow news. The manufactured drama just goes to show that there are worst people than DSP. I don't like the guy but I'm not going to waste my time to fuck with him (like the guy who bought a cardboard dildo to delivery to him and he didn't even get the package) or create fake stories like that whole escort brownie story. If you are paying someone you hate to "troll" them, I think you need to realize that you're only doing it because you really have nothing in your life better to do.


9076d3  No.397360

>>397239

>>397258

h-heh it's not like we're all gangstalking internet personalities or anything


11b4a2  No.397396

Being stupid isn't enough to make me hard troll him. Sorry.

I'll laugh at him being stupid, cringe compilations et. But that's it. any further than that and you're trolling yourself


275a12  No.398229

>>397360

There's making fun of a cow, and then there's being a giant faggot over him.


18cc16  No.398890

Already a thread on this, you absolute faggot.

>when the faggots laughing at a lolcow are the bigger lolcows


c29131  No.404343

https://www.twitch.tv/darksydephil

he's streaming again. his audio keeps cutting out. guy seems really tense like he's trying to restrain a supreme rage. might be a live meltdown.


1272f7  No.404380

>>397220

I was moving when SoK fell apart, so I missed it. What exactly happened?


26e9e8  No.404416

>>404380

> thread gets made on /cow/ talking about how the SOK are worse than Phil.

> Becomes very popular. Ends of being 3 or 4 threads of shitposting with former members coming in and spilling some drama.

> the group is shook by this. foxdickfarms autists also start taking notice of them.

> members start turning on each other and leaving

> some people join the foxdickfarms and post a bunch of shit on Fred Fuchs

> the SOK officially disbands

> Fred goes in to hiding because the foxdicks are actively trying to find his real identity


613a88  No.404665

>>398229

back to reddit, faggot


a8a31a  No.404724

>>404416

This tbh


007857  No.404902

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>404416

>make ebin podcast about mocking a single the single biggest retard of the gayman community on the internet

>even though channels exist that do a much better job at it without a lame 5 hour live commentary of his videos

>somehow endup becoming the lolcow yourself

WOW

ONLINE TROLLS

BUGGED INTERNET MECHANICS

PFFFFFFT

ACK-ACK-AKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKA


750f6e  No.404961

His hatedom is more autistic than him, and that's saying a lot.


e26479  No.410738

File: 9604b966f12b376⋯.png (149.38 KB, 324x317, 324:317, fred.png)

VIVA LA RAZAAAAAAAA


69841c  No.410743


275a12  No.410794

>>404961

It makes you think when Phil is somehow better than the guys who mock him (But Phil's knight Keith is still a faggot though).


1ec5c3  No.410830

You know, I really do think that we've reached a point where making fun of DSP has become cringy in of itself, I mean don't get me wrong, the man is a fucking trainwreck of a human being. But documenting every single thing he does and says online is fucking retarded. And it seems like non of his detractors learned anything from the SOK. They still act like there is an anti DSP community (there isn't) and they're such hypocrites when it comes to giving Phil shit about making money when some of them have paypigs. TXT is a great example of a fucking nobody who is still trying to leach off of Phil for e-fame, he can deny it all he fucking wants but most of his Twitter feed is made up of him yelling at Phil's fans or people who disagrees with. Then you have fags like Theo who make tons of DSP commentaries nitpicking every single thing he says, shit is fucking unhealthy.

TL DR: Phil is a fag but his haters are way worse.


cfb1c1  No.410845

This guy managed to attract so many fucktards that are trying their damnest to bounce off their e-celeb status off shitting on him. You got Tevin, Snort/ardnas, drgnkiller, pylons, soma julius cruz and the list goes fucking on. They are in no way better than him, and are the only reason this fag isn't out on the streets where he fucking belongs at this point


64b472  No.410859


9d6f3d  No.410863

File: bce15451b86d5af⋯.gif (922.32 KB, 500x282, 250:141, u270550ec3bfa054d8b941368e….gif)

>>410830

>haters

fanboys,not even once


69841c  No.410869

>>410863

Hi cuck of /pol/


c573b3  No.410924

>>410859

>tell him he belongs out in the streets

>be Phil

I dunno, read full messages first, tard


cfc10e  No.410930

>>410924

haha, okay Phil


c573b3  No.410931

I guess everyone in this thread is either Phil or Fred Fuchs. I'd expect no less from this board


b80bb9  No.410934

>>410931

Okay, Phil


275a12  No.410987

>>410859

You should try to read some posts before you reply.


6a5e23  No.411016

>>410987

okay Phil


18cc16  No.411188

>>404961

Yes, which is why the older threads ended up mostly being about the CuK and friends. It's like nigger, the guy's slow, doesn't realize a television with a high response time is bad for games, and is shit at opsec. The actual humor out of that has long dried out. There's only so much you can laugh at "oh look he has trouble with this part of a game, wow". Making autistic 5 hour montages of 100+ part playthroughs is past the point where it remains funny and veers straight into autismland.


071a06  No.411401

>>411188

I seriously don't get why so many people have a hate boner for him, yeah I get that he's an e-begging piece of shit who is terrible at games, but does that really justify documenting everything he does and creating fake drama around him? Seriously what do his detractors hope to accomplish by doing shit like this?

IB4 Hi Phil.


6e285f  No.411455

>>411401

Hi Phil


beff59  No.411459

>>411401

>"detractors"

>doesn't understand /cow/

>trollshiеlding

>g-guys I'm not phil

Hi Phil


bd5a25  No.411554

File: e0d237f91cb5b4b⋯.jpg (14.88 KB, 275x343, 275:343, laughing franco.jpg)

>>411459

>>411455

>Samefagging this badly


e79bac  No.411558

>>411554

>(1)

Hi, Phil


275a12  No.411564

>>411401

Like Chris, people who go out of their way to fuck with a lolcow become almost as big if not bigger losers than the cow they're making fun of.

>>411459

>Thinks everyone is trollshielding

<When we said both Phil and Fred are cunts

Do you even know what trollshielding is?


0add01  No.411565

>>411564

let it go, phil


bd5a25  No.411610

>>411564

I notice that's the case with the people who lank 3 hour long videos responding to every single thing he does. It's gotten to the point where I don't think a single day goes by without these people making videos about him. Best example is GTG he's pretty much picked up where the SOK left off, this guy is fucking obsessed with Phil, acting like he's one of the worst people who has ever walked the face of the earth all because he e-begs. And he acts like he has the moral high ground even though he created an entire channel where he uploads nothing by DSP videos. That's why I think talking about Phil has become a cringey thing to do, because the people who have hate boners for him have pretty much taken what the SOK did and they're running with it.


cfb1c1  No.411628

File: 46bf1beceb7b8e0⋯.png (263.35 KB, 500x375, 4:3, Err6SNd.png)

Quality thread, guys. We Fred Fuchsi approve


fe2666  No.411711

>>411610

haha, okay Phil


18cc16  No.411755

>>411610

But wait, he e-begs (like literally 90%+ of ecelebs on the internet, every single one with a paymetons) and sometimes says mean things about games. Literally worse than banks stealing money from their customers and corporations filling food with unhealthy poisons to cheapen production prices while (((certain elements))) are genociding an entire race with not a peep by most people.


a3fbcc  No.412240

>>411755

stop talking to yourself, Phil


c573b3  No.412258

File: 1642e93230c6c27⋯.png (50.43 KB, 645x729, 215:243, braindead.png)


7a305d  No.412273

>>412258

>le ebin trollshiеld xD

let it go phil


cfb1c1  No.412274

>>412273

Only after you do, Phil


231eff  No.412282

>>412258

>cuckchan meme

>Obsessed with DSP

Hi newfag


ce2192  No.412382

>>412274

>no u

okay phil


c573b3  No.412573

>>412382

I was talking to Phil, not you, Phil. Wait your turn fagget


e99817  No.412979

>>412573

>le ebin trollshiеld xD

let it go phil


3c6238  No.412983

File: e67ad5b2d2c86be⋯.jpg (70.77 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, dunce34.jpg)


6580f2  No.413077

>>412983

>le ebin xD

ok phil


9403cb  No.414658

jims video of the 8 year long troll setup was so good


565e10  No.430022

What i was always wondering is how come Phil was never a target of baph?




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