/cow/ - Lolcows (Four years on 8chan!)

>I'll track your cross-board ID and dox you through your IP address

Apparently this Qwaffen or Qmhammer autist who was on skittles, could possibly be a tinyfag.

He also just started posting on foxdick today, and the thread which he's been posting on is the tiny thread.

>>390055

Or at the very least, make a cyclic thread that is saged so it just get's buried

>>390062

I'd second the cyclical, but not the sage, it is a bit much and I like the threads. I do think the bubble is popped on them. Like bloodsports is pretty dead in the water, it's just a shitty radio show with nobodies waiting for jim to come in and dance for them.

>>390064

It just seems to be too easy for newfags to join those threads, it makes /cow/ too accessible to retards. If everything is obscure and focused, only people who are actually interested will be able to get into it.

Well, one could remake the board and have it lovingly based on and named after 789. But the migration would be slow. Though honestly the Cyclical sage idea aint too bad.

>>390066

>digits agree

I made >>>/jewtube/, but I'm doubtful that anything useful could come from it. >>>/neocow/ has a no jewtube rule but unless I'm ready for the exceptional that's almost useless

>>390062

I could get behind that, my biggest issues besides the stream-shills is clogging up the board. I hadn't thought of that

>>390069

Tbh I'm the BO for both, but I have next to no interest in running said boards, I might even be done with 8chan in general

>>390060

I haven't cringed that hard since aussie sperg.

I just looked, you're right, I bet it's one person samefagging with a couple of devices, I never took notice of the id's but I did notice he doesn't have id's turned on in skittles. Wouldn't be hard to trick a couple of newfags with that.

>>390065

>>390067

Could be useful to have another board.

>>390071

I'm QWaffen from >>>/skittles/, it's two people

If anyone who has the time or interest want's them, I'd be fine to give them over and just be a volunteer from time to time

>>390071

>>>/ibs/ was created already but its abandoned

>>390076

Maybe if we get the kumite or Jim to namedrop it, we can take off the pressure from us. Either way, I'm worn out from this website.

>>390077

Really enjoying how much of an autist you are tinyfag jej

>>390077

I just realised, you doxxxxed yourself to tonka!

LOL

brb, dm'ing tonka

>>390079

No, I have manic depressive spurts and I'm physically drained from being such an unrelenting douchebag

>>390081

I'm ambivalent to it

>>390082

Different anon

>>390079

TLDR troll's remorse

>>390085

I don't

test

>>390088

Nah, my autism is depleted, I'm going to shower and rethink my life

The worst part is these faggots are leaking onto the rest of the site. I am seeing romanian faggots on /r9k/ typing very Vee messages and fucking up entire threads with their autism. Let that sink in. "NOT VEE" on /r9k/ is a bigger autistic faggot than a board of literal autistic incels. I am seeing the same kind of off site arguments and basic bitch skeptic shit in gaming threads. LN threads. Ever since the septics decided they were going to start using 8ch as their personal army they have been constantly shilling shit and generally being massive faggots. Jim's pretender videos nail these motherfuckers to a T. They stick out like massive sore thumbs and most of the reddit on 8ch just lets shit slide. 8ch was bad enough lately, but this shit is making it damn near unusuable outside of small as fuck niche boards with super insular communities that immediately see this shit and fuck with outlanders non-stop.

>>390093

Jim is part of the problem, fanboy

>>390093

>The worst part is these faggots are leaking onto the rest of the site. I am seeing romanian faggots on /r9k/ typing very Vee messages and fucking up entire threads with their autism. Let that sink in. "NOT VEE" on /r9k/ is a bigger autistic faggot than a board of literal autistic incels

So vee then, the only thing to do is either laugh at him or filter

>I am seeing the same kind of off site arguments and basic bitch skeptic shit in gaming threads

anon, the gg'ers thread is and has always been full of the septic community catered to the jewish BO mark, that's why there's a new v board.

>shilling shit

shilling what exactly?

>8ch was bad enough lately,

since when did it go bad for you? out of curiosity

Since I mentioned it in the OP, I'd like to expand more on the "/cow/ cabal" theory. There is a group of users who are coordinating off-site and beginning to host streams. These users are shilling their cocks on /cow/ for reasons unknown (views, money, internet attention). There are a few notable personalities who appeared on this stream who pop up time and time again. Users were speaking of DM'ing each other right before the stream begin in the Jewtube thread

>Imperial Mastiff (wannabe eceleb with a lisp)

>M712 / John Dallahan / @real_m712, apparently BO of "nextchan.org" (appears to be the prime stream-shill)

>gokus a baller (shitposter who appeared on stream, least suspicious of the three)

>>390098

How are they related to the skittles crowd?

>>390096

/vg/ sems like a buyfag board though

>>390101

Good thing to assume any of those three autistic shillfags could be QWaffen/Qmhammer

>>390101

I'm not sure if there's any connection. QWaffen was a name I hadn't heard of until yesterday. I found the board yesterday and it doesn't seem like anymore than 4 or 5 people

>>390106

But I saw in another thread QWaffen claimed he had just created the name yesterday. He seems to announce himself rather frequently and is now on foxdickfarms too, where he posted about Tonka and the other dude's doxxxx. It's possible he's a Cabalist since he sure acts like one

>>390107

We should dox this guy

>>390104

really? I meant to stop by, when I've time for a multiplayer session but I'm not buying any games just to play with anons

>>390108

Is there anything to go off of other than the two names from his namefag name / email?

>>390111

> Digits

He's a volunteer on the retarded board I think

>>390111

I don't really think there is much, he might slip up though eventually.

>>390110

it seemed like it also last time i took a glance at that board, i saw "google" and "imgur"

>>390111

didnt he dox himself to Tonka? maybe we can get tonka to spill some beans

>>390115

If he was one of the guys who doxxxxed tonka, he'd definitely spill

>>390113

in this thread he said he was the BO

I think it's the same person samefagging, manufacturing consensus

>>390117

He's said the BO of >>>/jewtube/ and >>>/neocow/, but I think he's only a vol on >>>/skittles/

>>390115

I think he claimed that it was another anon over in the Jewtube thread. Not sure if we should necessarily believe that though.

The board doing all the retarded shit is >>>/skittles/

They seem to be trying to dox basically everyone

They're trying to dox the entire kumite, and BYBS

https://8ch.net/skittles/res/286.html#bottom

Andy Warksi is a broken record. He's got a vocabulary of about 100 words, some of which include:

Chill, Wind-down, fun, masturbate, IKEA, purple, dragon, weed, coffee, obs, opie & anthony, strippers, superchat, pound, drink, smoke, fuck, yeah, porn.

>>390124

>>390125

Seems quite interesting he included Cognitive Thought among the Kumite, and included BYBS.

>>390126

>He needs to learn a lesson

As much of a brainlet as Andy might be he'll probably realize at some point that his numbers will dwindle without JF/Jim, does he have a vendetta against Andy or something?

>>390129

There was a faggot who made the andy thread who filled up half of the thing himself

>>390126

Worth mentioning that Andy has enough Jew-tier protections on his account through being verified & his agent that regular reports just brush off him.

How embarrassing.

>/cow/ are the REAL cows

>>390055

The identity of the group behind the fall of /cow/. That is to say, the groups responsible for all of the bad things that have ever happened to this board.

The spam, the divide and conquer, the shills, all of it. It all sources back to one particular group.

In 2015 my long period of investigative infiltration of into a particular group that roams this site had finally payed off. I have finally managed to uncover this specific group of crusaders that seems to persistently torture this site.

As I had suspected, the group responsible for all of these happenings on our site, was none other than the infamous Cat's Cradle group. The main purpose for their thread was to absolutely distract from any chances of anybody ever catching on to them. Fortunately for me, they left one little mistake, they let me aboard the infamous hacker group and I managed to uncover their secrets one by one.

They were behind many of the unfortunate things that had happened to this site recently. I will name a few.

They were behind the /int*/ boards, the Cat's Cradle threads (obviously), many tactical threads on /pol/, the Kennedi project, the Leo/Travis ETC (also known as the "Avatar Experiment") spammers, the tripfag circlejerks, they are behind the first pedo and downy threads, the cyclical threads and removal thereof. They were even behind Josh getting hired as a global site spy.

Why do you think Josh couldn't code well? He was never a coder. He was only a face who accepted programs from the Cradle group which went on to write code that "seemed" to work, but ultimately harmed the site and led the creation of the Infinity Next malware.

This is a very powerful and dangerous group, they have at least 30 members I have counted, and several bots/botnets and proxies. They lurk and post in every thread on all of the major boards and are responsible for cataloging every hidden board on the site.

They are among the tripfags, the pedos, the downies, they are always in IRC be it in person or with bots, monitoring, watching, scheming.

I am the watcher of this group, I am the hero of 8chan.

It seems the mods have removed my flag, I wonder why that is…

>>390139

gay

>>390139

I love that pasta. I gonna start to post it on cuckchan.

Hmmm nobody gave a fuck until the larper faggots came in this week falseflagging as /cow/ hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

really sautes my cashews

>>390148

This is just the stage two after their little troll shield attempt. Kraut and the skeptics are still trying to get people to stop making them look bad and they think that by shitting up the catalog and then crying about it they can get /cow/ to ban talking about them.

Kill yourself.

>>390055

/cow/, like the rest of the site is fucking dead. /ibs/ has been the only interesting thing this year that brought traffic to the board. This is very much /cow/ related and if you don't like it then make a new board for it.

>>390163

The skeptcucks and kekistani niggers have been bitching in threads for over a month now. I keep seeing posts like "Why don't you guys make fun of X" or "This guy is a total lolcow!!111" and when told to make a thread about that person they sperg out. Look at the JF and Jim threads, low energy.

>>390098

I am m712 and I literally met those two other guys on Wednesday. I don't know how I can prove this to you. Maybe I just shouldn't respond, but I don't care at this point.

>>390208

>>390211

I think they want gore porn. We should dump gore porn. I don't have any but if gore anon is around, he should get to work.

jesus christ one autist goes on kumite, embarasses /cow/ and apparently the entire board implodes.

gg

>>390214

who is this and why is it funny?

>>390218

The Stepfather's wife.

>>390217

I have no clue what is happening in that picture. What are they doing with their hand?

>>390221

that explains everything. not the gore. i don't need to see that right now.

>>390230

Yes you do anon. Gore will help make you a better man, or a school shooter. Either way its good.

>>390236

HAWT

>>390238

Thats fucking beautiful.

>>390232

couldn't really tell what was happening with that camera angle. he either reached for one of their guns or had a weapon or something.

>>390238

this one makes sense. dude actually approached the officer with the screwdriver out in his hand.

>>390238

>cuckchan britbong users will talk shit about it

>>390247

anyone else expect omar gooding to pop out and the wild and crazy kids theme starts playing?

>>390089

So literally who is this? That faggot that claimed to be le epic mastermind?

>>390262

Yes. Some autist that is going by the name "Qwaffen" or Qmhammer, it seems he was the shill peddling the skittles thread. And to make things more interesting, he's also been shilling the Tonka, Vamp and Geek doxes over on Foxdick.

>>390346

Its beautiful to see the passing on of such a prestigious position.

>>390227

You forgot to type "BASED", because that joke wasn't tired the number of other times you tried to shit all over a thread with it.

>>390264

Finally wore out his energy reserves trying to shill lolcows who weren't funny? Shameful.

>>390403

Chances are he was a tiny shill, or maybe a kraut sycophant. If you look at his activity on foxdick, his account has only been active for a day, and its all centralized in the Destiny thread.

People complaining about an influx of newfags and redditers this always happens to every "secret club" on the internet. You cant hide forever eventually boards like this become popular because they're fringe and seem edgy to hang out in.

Do you remember when you first started lurking 4chan 14 years ago? Its the cycle of chan culture.

>Interesting fun small community.

>outsiders see it think its fun want to be a part of it.

>original population dwarfed in size compared to newfags and board changes for better or worse.

>oldfags move on newfags become new oldfags.

>Next gen of newfags arrive.

and the wheel keeps turning brothers.

>>390421

As a side note im not saying you have to like it or put up with it but these newfriends are here now whether you like it or not and you cant weed them out or stop them from posting whatever they're gonna post (mods excluded its really in your hands what you wanna do with people on this board).

>>390423

I personally think that the post-election 2016 era newfags that came to 4chan are the worst type of newfags

>>390428

Trust me nothing was worse than the chanology newfags.

>>390421

Hey, I'm a newfag (pop into cow a few times a year, coming here more often recently because of this shitshow), but at least I have the good sense to mostly lurk and not fuck with the board culture here.

Obviously anyone is going to go wherever and do whatever they want, but when even a relative newfag like me can spot how badly they stick out, they are going to get called on their faggotry.

Niggers need to learn the difference between somebody worthy of ridicule, and somebody who's sperging is their own biggest self ridicule. Probably not much hope for faggots who are newfriends to imageboards as a whole and not just a particular board though.

>>390264

Ok so that's also the guy with an assault charge and antisocial personality disorder, right? Meaning he's both bipolar and APD and judging from the fact he admitted to committing an assault I'd say there's a fair chance he's in a psych ward or at least spent time in one. Might be something to go on if people want to dox him.

if you want to see some real autism, look at the skittles board

>>390476

>48 hours

That's giving them too much credit, anon

>>390443

I was never there for Chanology, tell me more about them…

>>390663

HAWT

>>390695

Make a permanent cyclic jewtube thread <3

>>390699

A cycled thread for Internet Bloodsports wouldn't be such a bad idea.

>>390670

Unless he's samefagging on his own board even when it was super sekkrit, he is a separate person from Pseudo-Anglo

>>390695

This >>390699

+ Maybe possibly please delete some of the old Jewtube threads. Maybe archive them but otherwise just dump that shit. Everyone who wants something either has it or will get it from someone else in a cyclical thread.

>>390716

>Unless he's samefagging on his own board

he was and is

>>390695

you could check like 2 or 3 threads ago there was an anon posting screenshots from that same twitter account, showing how he was trolling liberalists. That's indeed a trolling account but it wouldn't hurt if to check if this is the same guy shitting up the board.

I would find the posts myself but my wooden pc freezes for a while when loading threads.

Damn, as someone who stopped browsing /cow/ in 2015, this one cyclopean cluster of fuck befudfles his cracker mind.

Also, I guess liberalist is the new hep buzzword all kids are using, right?

>>390786

Welcome back, similar case here, but came here to witness it all.

> internet bloodsports streams take off following kraut saga

> andywarski and a French scientist hype up a debate with Sargoy and implicit dick on the ethnostate

> dickie says some things that strike a chord with Sargoy

> Sargoy retreats into skeptic circlejerk stream

> Makes video founding brand new movement: Liberalists

> All his fans try and fail to organize. Organize in all the places you'd expect and every subreddit or discord they set up is infested with nazbolgang

> Sargoy never participates but wants to somehow guide Liberalists without being their leader

> Several self-declared figureheads emerge, small ecelebs make some videos just about julaying those figureheads

> way later

> Andy hosts another stream talking to some liberalists about how every little group among them seems to have their own idea of what their policies or ideology is supposed to be, they tell him every country can set up their own branch however they want

> Andy decides to jokingly set up a LiberalistCanada discord server that takes off a lot faster than all the serious ones in other countries

> Jim brings up to Andy how the term isn't trademarked

> Andy trademarks Liberalist globally, massive meltdown ensues worldwide

> people everywhere begin making large amounts of oc using Sargoy's original Liberalist imagery but with AndyWarski's name plastered over it and with messages about traps and white nationalism added on

It's a joke that never ends ever since. It was hilarious. I with the Jewtube threads were more about them.

>>390369

Wow, poor kid, you're lost here hmmm? You can always go back to cuckchan /tv/, /tg/ and /v/.

>>390809

Why would someone go there if they want to avoid you?