just got bored and started fucking with some mormons. transcript here:
Hi sloban,
Thank you for your interest in chatting with a member of the Church. What would you like to talk about?
Now chatting with: Elizabeth and Erin
Erin
6:00 AM
Hi! How are you?
sloban
6:00 AM
I'm good, but I have a question that has been really on my mind a lot recently
Erin
6:00 AM
Okay :)
sloban
6:01 AM
well, two questions actually pertaining to the mormon faith
sloban
6:01 AM
I can't sleep because of them
Erin
6:01 AM
Okay, we will do our best to answer to your question.
sloban
6:02 AM
do you know, can you tell me how magnets work?
sloban
6:03 AM
and if I can get a copy of battletoads with the book of Mormon distributed by missionaries?
Erin
6:03 AM
okay, please give me just a second to answer about magnet. But we can deliver the Book of Mormon by local missionaries.
Erin
6:05 AM
Would you like the Book of Mormon?
sloban
6:06 AM
I already have a copy, i was just wondering about the battletoads that they used to distribute
sloban
6:07 AM
it's like they would give it with the plan of salvation
Erin
6:08 AM
We are so sorry, I have never heard that Book of Mormon. Sorry.
sloban
6:10 AM
it's okay, do you know about and can explain what the book of Mormon means by Kek? I understand Smith was an egyptologist
sloban
6:10 AM
is kek compatible with mormon faith?
Erin
6:10 AM
What is kek?
sloban
6:11 AM
kek is the Egyptian God of primordial darkness and Chaos, who represents the darkness before dawn. he is seen as a heralder of the dawn of day
sloban
6:12 AM
but God brings order, and the two seem compatible because kek brings order.
sloban
6:13 AM
anyway, do you know how magnets function?
Erin
6:13 AM
Joseph Smith was and is a prophet so he didn't Egiptologist. He translated the book from Reformed Egyptian to English by God's power :)
sloban
6:14 AM
ah I see. my neighbour is mormon but I'm not so sure he is because he can't explain magnets
Erin
6:14 AM
Magnets is magnets on a fridge? Is that magnet that we often use to put paper on a fridge?
sloban
6:16 AM
no just magnets in general
sloban
6:16 AM
but yeah those types of magnets that stick together
Erin
6:16 AM
"magnets are made by putting a magnetic object under a magnetic field, this makes all the domains spin in the same direction, which is what defines a magnet. Also electricity running through a wire creates a magnetic field because it has a flow of electrons in one direction." Sorry, this is from Internet.
sloban
6:17 AM
that's great, thanks. Can I drink tea if I'm mormon?
Erin
6:18 AM
No worries :) No, you can't. Because we have commandment.
sloban
6:18 AM
even if I abstain from all the other stuff, it says not drinks right what if I drink the tea cold?
sloban
6:19 AM
I meant to say drink hot drinks, so if I let it cool down sufficiently or just used cold water is that cool? what about iced tea?
Erin
6:19 AM
Hmm.. It's good question.
sloban
6:20 AM
so I can?
Erin
6:21 AM
https://history.lds.org/article/doctrine-and-covenants-word-of-wisdom?lang=eng you can't. If you would like to know why, please read this text :)
sloban
6:22 AM
I'll read it. do you know if mormons can serve missions from home? in their locality?
sloban
6:22 AM
so they still reside at their families?
Erin
6:22 AM
Yes, actually I'm a missionary and I'm from Japan. But I'm Hawaii now :)
Erin
6:23 AM
My mission area is here in Hawaii. The missionaries will serve all over the world :)
sloban
6:24 AM
cool. if j get baptised do I have to start wearing the underwear?
Erin
6:24 AM
If you will enter in the Temple and receive a special ceremony, yes, you have to wear to show our faith.
sloban
6:26 AM
so I have to go to the temple first?
Erin
6:27 AM
No, actually, the person who were baptized will need to prepare to go to Temple during one year. Because the Temple is so sacred and special place on the earth :)
Erin
6:27 AM
Do you know much about Temple?
sloban
6:28 AM
nope. I get it though. I have one final question, might seem a bit off topic but you are very helpful
Erin
6:28 AM
Thank you :) Go ahead!
sloban
6:28 AM
do you know any good movies worth watching on Netflix or like tv shows or something
Erin
6:29 AM
Hmm.. Actually, the missionaries can't watch any movie during mission. So i'm not sure what movie came out and will come out. So sorry I can't give you advise about that.
sloban
6:30 AM
ah, okay. thank you anyway
sloban
6:31 AM
have a good day or night
Erin
6:31 AM
Thank you so much for coming mormon.org. Have a goodnight!
It might seem like a stale meme but go troll them/waste their time. make frequent mentions of Kek.