Any new Chris Chans up for trolling?

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Any new Chris Chans up for trolling? Anonymous 01/15/18 (Mon) 13:49:23 8cc002 No.310215

What I'm looking for here is one of the following:

1) Shitty OC/Persona

1a) Preferably either furry or relating to videogames

2) Autistic online behavior

3) Shitty art quality

4) Ugly as fuck IRL

5) Autistic logic

6) More insecure than a raped mouse

I'm only making this thread because of this thread: https://8ch.net/cow/res/6.html

As the thread says:

> At this point, Chris just isn't really funny to troll anymore and only the most diehard (or possibly autistic) of trolls are trying to julay cocks out of him now. His story has become bleak and depressing rather than clownish and surreal as it used to be.

I already have one idea as to someone who could be the new Chris Chan, but I'd like to hear all of your ideas first.

Anonymous 01/15/18 (Mon) 14:38:34 dcee2d No.310222

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CWC was a perfect 'tism storm and nobody can match him. You will never find anyone to replace him before their school shooting, at the very least. For most of us, he was our first true lolcow and we were teenagers when we first discovered him. There's no replacing CWC as king of the lolcows.

Anonymous 01/15/18 (Mon) 19:28:59 1940c6 No.310291

Joseph Friedman is basically an (ex-)Nazi CWC, here's his thread:

https://8ch.net/cow/res/288991.html

Anonymous 01/15/18 (Mon) 20:03:18 797db0 No.310299

>>310215

Jahans is an artificially testosterone-fuelled obese NEET cannibal fetishist who hilariously virtue signals about all the usual SJW shit in order to hide how disgusting he is from his non-existent audience and imaginary friends. He has privatised the older videos on his channel but the work of Esoteric Jahanists keeps the N E C T A R flowing.

The Four-Part Jahans Documentary:

The Sins of the Son https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBJdzK-FiWU

An Englishman on Holiday https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELB-zWuKdhA

Jahanquisition https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1I9LqczBZw

Boyfriend Saga: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciqQi_yyhqo

Anonymous 01/15/18 (Mon) 20:16:44 6974c7 No.310306

>>310299

>>310291

Those are good, but it'd be convenient to keep to the template I provided you with, just so you can compare.

Besides, I see an extreme lack of numbers 1 and 3.

>>310222

Your lack of faith disturbs me.

Anonymous 01/16/18 (Tue) 04:46:43 436c73 No.310536

There's this guy called OP, I hear he fits the bill almost perfectly.

Anonymous 01/16/18 (Tue) 04:51:16 6974c7 No.310537

>>310536

There's this other guy called shitposter. I heard that he fits the bill even more perfectly than OP.

Anonymous 01/16/18 (Tue) 05:19:27 f8e617 No.310558

>>310222

To add to this: the ENTIRE CONCEPT OF LOLCOWS is a pale imitation of Chris. People only started looking for and identifying them because either they wanted to troll Chris but couldn't or the perceived Chris as having been ruined by trolls.

Anonymous 01/16/18 (Tue) 05:25:01 6974c7 No.310560

>>310558

>the ENTIRE CONCEPT OF LOLCOWS is a pale imitation of Chris.

Then I suppose I'm posting in the wrong board, then? If that's the case, I'll just try a different board then, no name-calling required.

Anonymous 01/16/18 (Tue) 10:54:23 4d466c No.310694

>ugly as fuck

To be fair, CWC wouldn't be ugly if he lost weight, developed personal hygeine skills, and dropped the soulless autistic stare.

Anonymous 01/16/18 (Tue) 18:06:08 29af3d No.310796

>>310694

True. Could become a qt trap if they reformed.

Anonymous 01/16/18 (Tue) 18:07:08 bf1eb2 No.310798

You will never be able to replicate the early years of Chris-chan.

Anonymous 01/16/18 (Tue) 21:04:15 6974c7 No.310877

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>>310798

Then… perhaps I could give you my idea?

He may not be a LolCow king, but he might be a LolCow prince.

And most of his autistic stuff only occurred online really, this LolCow prince is more careful than CWC was.

Anonymous 01/18/18 (Thu) 02:01:35 436c73 No.311297

>>310215

Adding onto this, I hear OP is the type to create his thread as a post in a sticky before making the actual thread.

Anonymous 01/18/18 (Thu) 02:32:14 6974c7 No.311303

>>311297

> Usual shitposter speech

If you want this thread to die, stop bumping it, faggot.

sage sage 01/18/18 (Thu) 04:28:16 436c73 No.311331

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>>311303

>>>/butthurt/

Anonymous 01/18/18 (Thu) 07:24:02 c76936 No.311393

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Allow me to introduce you all to my idea.

1) He has shitty OCs.

1a) They relate to videogames AND he's a furfag (or scalie if you want to be specific, furcunts.)

2) Harassed people because they disrespected his waifu

3) Shittiest art I've ever seen

4) Average looking IRL, but still looks like a cuck

6) Hella insecure

The shit nobody would care about:

His Fursona literally uses the colours of neon green, deep blue, and black. Think about that for a moment.

His fursona is a dragon, one of the most over-saturated scalie fursona races you can get.

Shit that people probably still won't care about:

His gallery is just pictures of his shitty fursona and his waifu having sex, multiplied by approximately 100 times (Not even kidding)

The art which he actually did make is worse than CWC's.

Samefagged and namefagged in this thread; same board, using 2 ids, and 28 posts out of the other 43 in total:

https://8ch.net/cow/res/305394.html

His "english" is so fucking shitty that it makes the average weeb's japanese skill look like that of a fucking teacher.

Anonymous 02/01/18 (Thu) 05:33:10 10edc8 No.319095

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>>311393

you care?

(USER WAS GIVEN A HELICOPTER RIDE AND A FREE ICEPICK)

Anonymous 02/01/18 (Thu) 07:20:34 10edc8 No.319151

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>>319137

lol :)