/cow/ - Lolcows (Four years on 8chan!)

How will trolls ever recover?

Does Chris think that he can have an operation to become fully woman and also be able to bear children?

That's not how it works in the real world, Chrissy boy.

>>297409

>Rosechu had a penis

>had a surgery to flip his dick and create a wound between his legs HAVE A TRUE AND HONEST VAGINA

>Roeschu gave birth afterwards to his HER three abominations

Wait, does Chris think that sex surgery endows trannies the ability to give birth to children just like real women can? Surely he's not that retarded, right?

>>297461

You haven't seen anything yet. He could develop a hernia and claim he's experiencing an immaculate conception.

>>297461

>>297437

Chris keeps his sperm frozen in his freezer and has posted elsewhere that his new plan for his daughter Crystal is to artificially inseminate himself after he gets his sex change.

This is fucking hilarious. Why are people not laughing their ass off at this new development? This is pure gold. I sort of wish this whole thing to be some comedy act that trolled the entire world. This shit is too good.

>>297498

lol calm down

>>297501

You dont understand what he just did. He transgendered his oc, made himself look like the bigot that is "dealing with it" and also made it where it was " *her* choice". Also he gave a victory to "the trolls", his sworn enemies that he blames for everything (id say about 80%) He did so many mental gymnastics in this one development that it could create a god damn tornado.

This can also be used in another way. We could somehow convince chris that by doing this is made rose a liar to her sonichu. Of course he will make a shitty comic making them talk about the issues in some childish way and sonichu going "its ok, I still love you as you are". We can also counter this by accusing him of using social and political topics that are no light matter as a way of driving up interest in his comics and other ventures, basically "raping" every other person's struggle for inequality.

With his retarded and mentally deranged post he gave us ammo and the place to use it on. This is great because we can fuck with him on many levels especially if we claim that rose is having identity issues and is a fucking liar.

>>297503

*equality

>>297503

Hi A-log!

>>297544

yeah guys, bullying chris isn't funny :(

>>297409

>I felt super mortified and beyond shocked when she came out to me as a transwoman

>SHE wanted to come forward with her truth blah blah blah

He's really talking about Rosechu like >she's a real person, has he always been this "roleplay-y"? Is this a warning sign of schizophrenia?

>>297497

He also used to drink his semen in order to “recycle” his sperm for after masterbating to maintain fertility, and thinks that if he holds in flatulence he risks spontaneous combustion. His ignorance of human biology is just as bad as any other subject *except Sanic*.

>>297498

>>297503

You stared into the abyss too much

>>>/autism/

>>297498

>Why are people not laughing their ass off at this new development? This is pure gold

Because everyone on this board is a hardcore autist themself and are too busy writing huge armchair-psych screeds on the mentality behind drawing fat emo Sonic OCs and writing Doctor Who cannibal slashfics to sit back and laugh.

>>297575

>>297497

I remember that there was a part in his comics in which he uses his own semen to impregnate his post-op self. But still, as far as I'm aware he only made references to this idea in the comics, which makes me think that maybe he realizes this is just fantasy anot not a feasible idea. But then again, as >>297575 said Chris is so ignorant about biology (and just about everything else) that it's totally believable that he thinks he can get pregnant as a post-op tranny.

>>297598

He thought he can give birth through his butt and a girls egg can get inside his pisshole to impregnate him.

>>297617

>who do you think he would use as a donor for the egg and sperm?

>sperm

Who do you think?

>>297627

Forgot the link: >>297497

>>297628

That didn't work, I should go to bed.

Here it is: >>297497

>>297617

2070 paradigm shift

🎪 🌎

>>297760

I don't care what critics say, no idea why people get so angry over reviews. What is Ladybird anyway, is it good? Why name a movie after a king of the hill dog?

>>297760

Did the same thing with Toy Story 3. No matter what he does, his brother will always overshadow him.

>>297770

For the first image, just to be fair to Cole, the fresh vs. rotten icon assignment for a borderline review is decided by RottenTomatoes, not the critic himself.

>>297766

>I wonder what went wrong in Barb's pregnancy?

Autism. I thought that much was obvious.

>>297787

The older a woman is when she gives birth the higher the chances for autism. It didn't help that they father was even older.

>>297770

>trump derangement syndrome

<HWAAAAAA WHAAAAAAAAAA SOMEONE DOESN'T LIKE SOME IRRELEVANT SHITTY MOVIE I LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE

A collection of lolcows.

>>297760

>>297770

>getting this upset because someone doesn't like a film you're told to like

Oscar baiting trash belongs in the bin, film critics are pretentious failed movie makers and the only people who trust them implicitly are morons. If you can sit through a feature length film about a Catholic schoolgirl, then you need to lay off the soy, boy. Cole Smithey shit his pants and did nothing wrong in trolling these people with an average score.

>>297560

He always believed his fictional characters were alive

>>297802

On an unrelated note, holy hell has Dobson's art gotten worse over the years.

>>297802

That can't be the original. The text font makes it look like an MS paint edit.

>>297830

It is an edit

>>297409

>Rosichu has a pickle after all

I knew it!

He lied to us all this time, when he denied it.

>>297827

>He even included a pantyshot

What a qt

Idea guy strikes again.

>>297839

So, according to Marvin/Canine Chris has been trolled into this by someone who convinced him that they were channeling the mind of Rosichu and that Rosichu said she’s really a tranny. So this is against Chris’ will and extremely crazy even for him.

Sorry the sage was autofilled

>>297899

So the trolls are doing that shit on purpose according to Martin. I read that Chris is extremely gullible, but not that gullible. You don't need a good grasp on basic demonology to know, that anyone who says he can "channel" your brainchildren is a bullshitter.

>>297901

Do I need to remind you that this is the same man who once thought that homosexuality was a virus Like GRIDS and that his blood would be used in the vaccine because of how STRAIGHT it is.

>>297617

I'm so ready for Chris to incestuously impregnate his trans-self with frozen sperm and give birth to the antichrist.

>>297901

>>I read that Chris is extremely gullible, but not that gullible. You don't need a good grasp on basic demonology to know, that anyone who says

>>Implying Chris has ANY grasp on “basic demonology” or any field other than pokemon sanic and mlp

>>297901

You're giving him waaay too much credit.

>>297770

>randomly shoehorning in BLUMPF

like clockwork

>>297896

Idea Guy might be my least favourite troll so far.

>>297770

tbh I'm happy for cole. This is actually pretty funny.

>>297762

>Why name a movie after a king of the hill dog?

Said dog was named after LBJ's wife

>>297770

>Donald Trump of film critics

The salt is real

>>298206

>>297968

It's pretty common to hear that "X is the Donald Trump of Y" or "X is to Y what is Donald Trump is to politics" (heck, I heard it in real life too). At this point, I wonder why these people just don't stick with their original narrative, which would be "X is literally the Adolf Hitler of Y". Turns out, maybe, when you repeat the same shit enough times, it starts losing all sense? Polite sage for off-topic.

>>298210

My best guess is some prominent liberal icon or another hyped up this movie, maybe it was shilled on tumblr or twitter, so now those people have this weird attachment to it that normalfags get when affected by hype. I never even heard about it before so no idea about what really happened.

>>298210

>Didn't know Cole had it in him.

Are you kidding me? The only reason he's famous, other than for his retarded half-brother, is because he was one of only two critics to give Toy Story 3 a bad review.

>>298392

I was at a friend's birthday party last night. A guy said to me in a normal tone of voice "I haven't seen [the latest Star Wars movie], probably won't. I mean I know Luke Skywalker dies and–"

Some soyboy literally screamed. He carried on yelling and bellowing in agony in a way that was probably supposed to be funny but went way past the point where anyone was laughing about what a travesty it was that someone who hadn't even seen the movie revealed a spoiler. He looked to be between 28 and 35 years old.

I've isolated myself from these people for so long that I've forgotten this is now "normie" behavior. The tendency of nerds to treat meaningless things as so-important matters of life-and-death has been exaggerated to the point where a nuclear holocaust could bury 20 million screaming Mongols and they would hold it on level with having their latest capeshit franchise plot point revealed.

>>298392

>It it my tism making me detatched from normalfag emotions again or are these people as insane as I suspect them to be?

It's a bit of both. People still hold more stock in critics and in Rotten Tomatoes than they really should, but on the other hand they hate Cole because without him and Armond White Toy Story would be the only trilogy on Rotten Tomatoes to have a complete, across the board 100% rating. The people reeeeing do have a fair point though, Cole is fucking nobody. He's never written for anybody major, he's never been featured anywhere noteworthy. He makes less on Patreon than even Chris, and yet somehow his worthless opinions hold weight on Rotten Tomatoes.

>>298444

All reviewers are fucking nobodies.

>>298458

Yes, but they're nobodies who at least work for major newspapers, or major sites, or get featured on television. Cole has done none of those three.

>>297560

Chris-chan every once in a while talks about how he can see and hear his ocs. Who knows if he's actually hallucinating or too stupid to understand that visualizations aren't real.

>>298415

Why do spoilers ruin a movie for people? if knowing what happens ruins the enjoyment of the film, the movie probably wasn't good beyond the shocking twist.

>>298527

Twists are an important part of some movies (the usual suspects, twelve monkeys), and even if they're not that important, being surprised by events you don't know is part of the fun. But getting that triggered over a fucking star wars spoiler is embarrassing.

>>298229

It's literally only because the movie had a long running perfect rating on RT and the director was a woman.

>>298460

All of which are increasingly irrelevant nobody organizations with all the meltdowns they're having over politics.

>>298839

But they're all infinitely more relevant than Cole, that's my point

>>297409

Chris how could you?

that taint wound hasn't killed him yet?

>>299043

But anon, it's a girls penis. That means it's not gay. I think that's the mental gymnastics used for this sort of faggotry.

>>299426

If it's a feminine penis, it isn't gay.

I know this because I say that jokingly all the time when pressed about my Traplust

>>298021

Because it's generic chan tier memes Chris doesn't seem to understand and has been gullible as shit. From Operation BARBarossa to Remove Kebab and now Cheeki Breeki, it's obvious some autist is just fucking with him for some low tier laughs instead of letting him pull this shit himself. The funniest shit he does isn't when he is prodded to do it.

>>298415

I actually spoiled TFA about a year ago after it came out. I waited about a week before i said anything about the plot, and i decided i would talk to someone and give my thoughts on the movie in a conversation about it. The meme about Han Solo dying stopped me from worrying about any shit like what happened to you at that party happening anyways, because i thought that by that point everyone knew about it. I think i said something like "i thought them bringing Han back and then killing him was kinda stupid"- and lol and behold, some dude who was listening to my conversation from ACROSS THE ROOM from me yelled at me, got my attention, and then said "i hate you! I fucking hate you! You're going to hell for spoiling that shit!". I don't give a shit about these SW fanboys fee-fees, and i find these normies' reactions pretty lulzy, so now i'm going to spoil every movie plot that i can. I suggest you do the same.

>>300633

When is this?

>>304040

>Mayor JUST

>CWCstapo

This new master troll is unfunny.

>>304040

Never thought I would ever be just completely uninterested in whatever crazy shit Chris has gotten into, but it's happened.

>>304046

Apparently some troll has convinced Chris that they are the actual characters from CWCville and this is the result. If it doesn't culminate in Chris digging up Patti's bones on Facebook live this was all for nothing.

this guy's novelty sure wore off fast

>>304058

Is this supposed to be a joke? Chris has been a thing on the internet for almost 20 years at this point.

>>304068

I'm talking about the new troll

>>304058

Yeah, he's starting to really irritate me. How did some 12 year old from /tv/ become in charge of Chris? Is Chris going along with it because on some level he thinks he can take advantage of the kekistani retards who would find this funny?

>>304084

It hasn't been made clear of Chris is being tricked into a troll pretending to be the true and honest characters he's created or if Chris is being paid for this shit. I personally think it would be funnier if Chris was being paid since it's obvious that he is willing to burn his life's work to the ground for temporary financial gain.

>>304086

Yeah, but at this point whoever's paying him is as much of a cow, because I gotta imagine the price was substantial to defile Rosechu like that. Or maybe it wasn't and Chris is just getting really super desperate. Either way, the inner circle must be losing their minds at this jackass.

>>304089

Agreed, if he is doing this willingly in exchange for money then he's burning his entire image to the ground. This is the equivalent of a meme page on Facebook working hard for years to create a great page with daily OC into a page with a million followers and then turning around and selling the page to shady European scammers so they can spam you with shady click bait links.

>>304093

Perhaps he's just lost control of all his accounts.

>>304086

I really hope some dumbass is paying for this, because this shit Chris is doing isn't funny, but it would be pretty funny if some ween retard was wasting money on it thinking he was doing something epiccccc.

>>304095

If he lost control of his accounts he wouldn't still be posting these retarded ass paid videos of him embarrassing himself. He still has control of his YouTube account and you know damn well he would've made a few rage videos over losing his Twitter and Facebook.

>>297497

>this dead semen will someday make a woman pregnant

Oh Chris.. Keep them hopes high you stupid nigger.

>>304086

Zero percent chance Chris was paid. DStecks gave him a grand to continue Sonichu 11, and he reacted to that by shitting himself and shitting his pants and doing nothing.

>>304211

Then how is this ideas idiot doing this?

>>304219

Probably made a sonichu twitter account or something, and is entering his head by pretending to be him. Remember, Chris thinks his creations are talking to him and are real, someone could have taken advantage of this and prodded him by pretending to be sonichu.

>>304221

https://twitter.com/TheTrueSonichu

>>304221

https://twitter.com/TheTrueRosechu

My God look at how far Chris has come in thirteen years.

>>297497

I had to just spend a minute with my head in my hands at my desk after reading this. This journey has been so long and you think it can't get stranger.

This must be what being related to david lynch is like at family meetings.

>>304310

David Lynch is weird in a somewhat charming way IRL, his movies are weird in a creepy way. I don't think it's that similar.

>>304376

I think Chris' life is more akin to Harmony Korine's "Gummo".

>>3042211

Chris isn't that gullible I mean come on.

According to Canine Chris is indeed being tricked into thinking a troll is channeling Rosechu.

As for the nazi insertions, we don’t know if Idea Guy is paying Chris or what.

>>304613

I should clarify that Chris doesn’t know he’s being trolled…whoever is claiming to speak for Rosechu has gained Chris’ trust.

>>304606

The guy believed in biaural beats and their ability to help him grow a vagina.

>>304615

Is it one or two people? Is "Ideas Guy" the channeler, the nazi, or both? It could be some girl (who Chris would be 1000% more likely to trust) having her lines written for her by whatever newfag got this idea.

>>304650

Sure, but he came up with the idea all his own and there is some (dumb and autistic) logic behind it.

Him thinking that one of many rosechu twitter accounts are really rosechu would be bizzare, even for him.

>>304768

maybe everyone is being played

that chris-chan isn't autistic,

and all of this is a ploy put on to sap money from people

Imagine making your OC who nobody cares about a tranny to "PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD" your haters?

Chris never stops delivering the lols all these years later.

>>304870

>B.T.F.O. is filtered to some autism

The BO deserves a thread as well.

>>304613

What's the argument for Chris getting paid by Idea Guy?

>>304763

I don't think we know yet. The situation is murky. Your theory about it being a girl having her lines written is certainly plausible.

>>304963

Because it's hard to imagine another reason why he'd start inserting a bunch of nazi stuff he doesn't even know the meaning of into his comic.

>>297409

Sorry for sounding new but does Chris actually think his characters talk to him? Is he now a tulpamancer?

>>305030

>Because it's hard to imagine another reason why he'd start inserting a bunch of nazi stuff he doesn't even know the meaning of into his comic.

He's being trolled into doing that. Marvin said Idea Guy is posing as Rosechu and whatnot to Chris, which explains why Chris has been saying that Rosechu and Count Graduon have been telling him stuff.

If this was paid cocks, Chris wouldn't give a shit about the revelation of Rosechu being a tranny - he'd just go, "Nu-uh, not canon." But he was shaken up over it, showing that he really believes this is going on in CWCville.

>>305031

>now

>>305048

Jesus…he's just a lot further gone than we thought, I guess.

how the fuck does this guy still have money

>>305252

He still gets disability from the state and a surprising amount of retards from the internet also donate money to him. He's going to be just fine financially until Barb dies.

The guy paying all this money to have Chris post stale shit from 4Chan is sadder than CWC at this point.

Also I believe at this point that Chris would sell out any of creations for the instant gratification of pleasures that money gives him. He might say he wouldn't if asked directly but if offered the money like these stupid, unfunny facebook rants have proved, he would and does.

>>306131

That's giving Chris way too much credit in this. He's being trolled into adding the Nazi shit, not taking advantage of the Idea Guy.

Chris's patrons are giving him like $600/month for nothing, so there would be no reason for him to care about Idea Guy's money.

>>304089

I don't think tranny rosechu is related to idea guy. CWC has been a tranny himself for quite a while now, so I'd imagine this is a continuation of the tomgirl saga.

>>304769

He's getting what can generously be called a part time minimum wage salary, with a small handful of faggots providing the bulk of it.

>>305048

If this is actually true, the idea guy saga goes from forced but mildly amusing to genuinely impressive.

>>306184

>I don't think tranny rosechu is related to idea guy. CWC has been a tranny himself for quite a while now, so I'd imagine this is a continuation of the tomgirl saga.

Chris didn't come up with that on his own. Did you see how freaked out he was over the whole thing? Plus he said he "heard" it from Rosechu, which fits with Idea Guy's MO (Chris said that he totally wasn't a Nazi sympathizer because Graduon had been informing him of the prison camps and whatnot in CWCville).

>>306969

Dude, what?

>>297461

>Surely he's not that retarded, right?

How new are you?

>>306977

Magi-chan just married his father figure

>>307041

Too lazy, both in terms of wanting to improve and at learning to hold a pen properly.

>>306969

Did Silvana just get cucked? Part of me wishes he would draw more comics if only I could see how his new tranny persona has warped reality for CWCville.

>you lived long enough to experience the second golden age of CWC autism

>>307303

>sexualy trolld a woman

geg

>>307303

>they're

>they've

lmao

>>307303

Chris makes them uncomfortable because he's "one of them". Personally I think this is great, Chris lived long enough to be celebrated as an internet hero and if this was the Chris Chan movie this is where the credits should roll. Chris is even dressing more masculine could it be that he's de-transitioning so to speak?

>>307318

I really do think he'll still believe he's a lesbian the day he dies

Here's the cwc panel in its entirety.

https://facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2050847928274951&id=100000492915578

>>307303

All those 'him's. Can we turn it back on these people as being transphobic? Make them eat their own?

Also Chris looks so happy at the Con. Shine on you tardy diamond.

>>307293

>there were people willing to risk life and limb to get close enough to take a picture with that autistic manchild

Godspeed you massive faggots. How long until he decides one of the girls that didn't flee in terror is his new soulmate?

>>307290

WTF

>>307353

>Can we turn it back on these people as being transphobic? Make them eat their own?

If you want to, yeah, absolutely.

Making these retards eat their own is super easy, they're always hypocrites and each one of them has their own sets of beliefs they take VERY seriously and no two sets are ever the same, so there's a lot of infighting.

>this tiny fuck is a father

>this "father" cares more about his shitty games than his own son

>probably trolls him too

>>307375

Wrong thread. Fuck me.

>>307376

How fucking new do you have to be to post in the wrong thread and then not know how to delete the post?

>>307387

How fucking new do you have to be not to know you can't delete posts here?

>>307374

>>307353

>It's super easy

>nobody is actually doing it

Please tell me somebody is actually trying to. Seeing the pozzed masses forming lynch mobs against their own pseudo e-celebs would be amazing.

>>307450

>LMAO at Hirtes

ffs, Hitres.Take off your edgelord hat.

As weird as it is, I'm glad Chris was able to have some celebrity status at MagFest, even if it was ironic and he's clueless to it. In a weird way he achieved some of what he wanted.

What's the Christorian community's reaction to Ideas Guy? It wouldn't surprise me if they're just resigned to Chris being trolled until he dies. The Catherine incident, in which some people actually had hope she wasn't a troll, taught everyone that the trolling will never end. Now the trolls don't even have to hide what they do from the community any more - they won't get angry because they know there's just no point in it.

>>307545

>more than 212 pounds

By the looks of it, he's estimating about 100 pounds low.

>>308503

Is there even a difference between Chris and a typical tranny at this point?

>>309161

How did such a brilliant engineer make a son as retarded as Chris?

>>304040

>Mayor Brendan Fraser

>the CWCstapo

I don't understand

>>309162

Probably by diluting his genes in barb's dubious gene pool.

>>309161

And now his bloodline has ended with his son becoming so unhinged he cut off his dick.

>>309314

Bob has other children that are not retarded like Chris, I'm pretty sure

>>309162

Barb was like 40 or some shit when she had him, it's begging for autismbabby to do that.

>>309314

Bob has another son and a granddaughter. He also has a daughter.

>>307376

for shame

>>307293

didn't the super best friends take pictures with Chris

i swear i saw it somewhere

>>297560

He's explained before that he believes his characters and every other cartoon character exists in a separate cartoon universe (much like the movie Who Framed Roger Rabbit) and that what he writes in his comic affects them (which is why the comics have almost no tension and not a single villain is even vaguely threatening) and that things happen to the characters outside the comics (which is why characters change drastically between comics)

He explains it in this Alec call

https://youtu.be/RwFDJs5zfiU?t=741

>>297582

Been with the rollarcoaster since the beginning, why get off now?

>>312516

No. We would have known about him already.

Was this posted already?

>>312519

The last name and the level of familiarity he has with Chris seems to indicate he's some sort of family.

>>312549

Yes another thing Chris has in common with Spoony: They both are planning genocide against Christmas trees.

>>308575

>Is there even a difference between Chris and a typical tranny at this point?

He's pretty much the happiest tranny with the least suicidal thoughts I've seen in /cow/ that's for sure.

>>309161

>Patent 15 projects in 25 years, even creating your own system in computational logic.

>Dying knowing the son who didn't escaped is a complete failure and you can't do anything about it.

>Everything you've created gets burned down when he tries to…. make coffee in the bathroom.

>The most he has done is to convince retards to give him money out of pity/shame or to laugh at him.

>Is enough money to make a bare bones decent living and pay taxes.

>He buys retarded shit.

This is real life folks, at least he wasn't Dobson's father.

>>313018

Bob is one of the most extreme examples of how you can be extremely smart and successful in some areas but a complete fuck up in others.

He worked on all those projects but he didn't know how to manage things and he sure as fuck didn't know how to raise kids. If I had to guess I'd say he probably had some social retardation of his own.

>>297409

why does he randomly capitalise words like that?

>>313725

Chris has always done this since the beginning of time. Most people assume it's how he leaves emphasis on certain words as you would while actually speaking out loud.

>>312741

Well what are the chances that it's just some weirdo degenerate with an attraction to Chris who just happens to share his last name?

>>313131

>Bob is one of the most extreme examples of how you can be extremely smart and successful.

The saddest part has to be that even then his fuck up son is a hundred times more famous that he ever was.

So the "idea guy's" identity is known now. Isn't it funny how foxdicks are now supposed to hate him and denigrate him for "manipulating the intellectually disabled for fun" when someone like Marvin or any other inner circle veteran is supposed to be hailed as a hero for doing the exact type same shit with arguably more long term damage done to Chris, but years prior?

>>314208

Why would that be sad? If he hoped to be famous he'd probably have done something other than designing controls for plastic fabrication or whatever it was.

>>313758

If the name were "Grobzynski," probably zero. Chandler isn't a rare name.

He could be some kind of relation but he doesn't seem to fit with any of Bob's known relatives.

>>314233

>He could be some kind of relation but he doesn't seem to fit with any of Bob's known relatives.

Would it be out of character for Barb to hide family members out of pettiness.

>>314830

>>>314830

>Hey Null. Your pretention is seeping through in your anonymous posts. How is Candy Potter doing? That thicc milf ass still juicy?

>>314958

Is that you, Joshua Wise?

>>313018

>He's pretty much the happiest tranny with the least suicidal thoughts I've seen in /cow/ that's for sure.

I wouldn't say he was happy. He's not suffering any mental distress resulting from his crossdressing because his shit's not for real. It's basically a glorified drag act

>>315759

The only issue I have with idea faggot is that he is squandering a golden opportunity to do the most unfunny, outdated, bullshit ever. I give him massive props for the lengths he went to in order to get Chris to give him his full, undivided attention. However, since getting his foot in the door he's shit his pants and done nothing but produce unfunny faggotry. His first order of business should have been to transition Chris back to male. Other than that, his sock puppeting on the farms as well as bragging to regulars is what got him doxxxxed.

Sorry for the double post, but I want to make one more point. Anyone whoever gets Chris's attention and starts trolling him should know better than to ever go to the foxdick Farms. Call it jealousy or whatever the fuck you want to call it but there's a long track record proven Beyond a doubt that if you get involved in Chris's life the last thing you need to do is let the Farms know.

>>314219

Link to the reveal post?

>>308001

Haha funny. They lost their shit.

Now they've doxxxxed Idea Goy they've probably scared him back into his basement and we'll never see the insane chatlogs I'm sure he has.

Good work foxdickFarms

>>316182

This is the great paradox of the Chris-Chan community. On one hand, they have an obsessive need for a stready flow of con tent, aka cocks. But on the other hand, they need to constantly morally justify themselves - at least they're not trolling, and least they're not doing any harm. So as soon as they discover that the trolling is continuing, they flip their shit.

Thing is, trolling might actually be necessary for Chris to continue making con tent at this point. After all, aren't there trolls still continuing to be his unironic fans - a category of trolling that isnm't talked about much? Of course, this kind is less antagonistic and easier to justify - it's how they got Chris to seek medical attention for his un-clit wound. At this point, now that Chris is used to constant attention, would he still keep posting con tent if all troll interaction of any kind stopped?

I have no fucking idea what's going on, I haven't followed Chris for a year or two.

TL;DR?

>>316185

Chris started posting strange new con-tent, and the ki-wis realized there's no way he could have decided to make it all on his own. Nor could he have been paid to make it, since he tends to drag his feet on that sort of thing. Which left the possibility of there being a new troll who has started to push the boundaries of Chris's gullibility and insanity by telling him things about what's happening in CWCville* and getting him to believe him. This troll was dubbed the Ideas Guy, although nobody knew their name, gender or even whether they were one person or more. Eventually the mods got sick of his shit and doxxxxed him, ending his trolling. There's been no sign of Chris finding out the nature of the situation.

*Keep in mind the CWCville stopped merely being the setting of Chris's comic to him a very long time ago; it's now his 'happy place' and he has stated that he believes it's real in another universe.

>>316199

Oh, and here's the wiki page: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Idea_Guy

>>316199

Fucking foxdicks, how did they even find the guy?

>>316215

Led them right to him and now there's an autistic civil war over whether to close the CWC subforum or not. If Null does this, it'll be the latest in a long line of retarded decisions as that subforum is by far the most active part of the site.

>>316184

Almost ALL the classic recognizable Chris cocks was created by trolls behind the scenes. The angry, crazy energetic Chris-Chan that exists on the pages of ED and CWCki who's also a Nazi and a klansman never really existed. Real life Chris is just a mentally disabled dullard and it was only recognized in the last few years.

>>316512

>the comparably successful one reviews movies

Cole isn't Bob's son

>>316182

There's no indication that idea guy has closed communication with Chris. I could easily see a situation arising where foxdicks threatened idea guy with contacting his family to tell them he's been manipulating a mentally retarded guy into being a nazi or something equally terrible sounding. They could easily leverage this into an opportunity to make him feed Chris whatever bullshit they want.

>>316163

autism.exposed/aZasZA

>>316686

Dammit

http://archive.is/LzMof

>>316691

Ehh, that punchline's a cheap shot at Bob's accomplishment.

>>316260

Wait. Does that mean…

oh god

did a troll tell chris to cut open his taint to let his vagina out

>>316512

bob's functioning children are doctors

>>316745

Yep, Bob's other kids are both doctors. They didn't speak to him in his final years and his daughter and ex wife didn't even go to his funeral. Chris and Bob tried to be in their lives but they didn't want anything to do with them.

>>307293

Only fist bumps the black guy.

Is that racist in the current year im not keeping up?

>>316726

That's apparently his idea, but I doubt he'd have ever done that if he hadn't been convinced to go tranny.

>>317285

He did a lot of stupid shit besides going to the farms and inboxing regulars while white knighting for himself in threads. He also went to a neptunia subreddit and promoted his neptunia cocks. He would've been better off if he came here.

>>317291

Yup. Hell, he'd have been better off if he didn't go full retard and sign up to the farms using his real email address. At least then the worst mods could've done was just ban him.

>>313131

Based on the fact that his other kids absolutely hated him even though they were extremely successful it's safe to say that he might have been a bad parent or had something wrong socially. From what background we know from Cole that he was an asshole to him and to Chris well meaning but came up short in his upbringing. Barb might be the worse parent of the two since Cole and Chris are fuckups so bad they became infamous for it while Bob's other children lead relatively normal lives.

>>314208

Lot of engineering shit is often unnoticed and unrecognized by people. It's like a doctor but much worse in that the results affect way more people. Most of my work is trade secrets; I'll never get credit for my work in the medical field publicly.

>>297497

>inb4 Chris tries to get a uterus transplant

>>317571

This was one of the more outrageous things he convinced Chris of. He told him that his daughter Crystal was prophecized to be born in CWCville but the only way it would happen would be if Chris assraped Sonichu. So against his wishes he made it so.

>>317595

>>317571

Laughing pretty hard at this, holy shit. Chris obviously never had anyone teach him the difference between fiction and reality when he was a kid and now it's all fucked.

>>317571

I thought Chris just drew this to get a galpal off.

>>317659

>ted bundy the hedgehog

i feel like i should be glad i exist in the same universe as this

>>317658

>>317659

How'd they get all these cocks? I thought Wise fled as soon as he realized he couldn't 'wut' his way out of it.

>>318341

Unless, of course, Chris posted them online himself and didn't just send them to Wise.

>>318341

He messaged foxdicks who are regulars of the Chris subforum and confessed he was idea guy and shared how he did it as well as sharing these photos. It caused a huge shitstorm, other regulars who weren't contacted by idea guy called for everyone who didn't immediately come clean about being messaged getting banned and wanted to remove an admin over it.

>>318355

How did he do it? Impersonate characters? Pretend to be someone else who could see Chris's imaginary friend/world? Both? And what were the forum bigwigs' reponses to the demands?

>>318355

>that reaction

>to someone other than a bitcoin mining malware forum site doing anything about a lolcow

>>318418

The fact that this guy convinced Chris to go back to the game stop he was banned from and sit in the parking lot honking his horn while screaming out a video game character's name is pretty amazing actually.

>>318418

How fucking far gone is Chris? There is only so much that can be explained by Autism.

>>318629

Chris is unprecedented. The internet plays a part, but even beyond that, he must be a perfect storm or there'd be more cases like him, especially after the concept of lolcows was invented so people could search (in vain, it turns out) for a replacement for him.

>>318639

The stories of Robert Wayne Stiles seem to trump Chris in his heyday but Robbie's stories are so hilarious it makes me doubt them. There's so little evidence to back up any of it that it feels very parkourdude91-ish.

>>318639

I don't know, has Chris had a single authentic relationship since his "discovery"? Rocky, I think. But even the ones that weren't completely phony were influenced and sometimes shaped by the internet.

>>318700

Marvin says Chris has a few irl friends. But who knows, they may just be field agents gathering info.

I’m thinking of getting a trolling crew together. Both online and irl in the cville area. We need an Inner Circle 2.0 for the second decade of Chris trolling. If anyone is up for something like this let me know. We need some creative and funny lulz and I think Chris being so naive and crazy that he thinks sonichu is real will offer better luls than idea guy got.

>>320591

Already been done before and it was better back then

>>320591

>a trolling crew

You seriously typed this with a straight face?

This is the state of the internet we lurk in nowadays.

>>320596

True but there’s still a few good julays in the old girl.

>>320739

Chris isn't the same, and you can never repeat Liquid Chris

>>320759

The only way left to troll Chris is to literally manipulate his already fragile mindset. Trolling Chris hard is playing with fire because eventually someone will set him over the edge and if he goes off the deep end hard enough there will be a proper investigation.

>>320890

There was a guy who did what Liquid and the Asperchu guy did pretending to be an exec at Nintendo to modern Chris. Its not on the cwcki though. It also talks about the fire, and that one of the cats died.

>>320891

>>320890

Heres one of them. Its nice to see a modern call, but uncomfortable at the same time

>>321059

Cows may come and go but There’s pretty much no way Chris Chan will ever be forgotten by the Internet at this point.

>>320730

Is it weird to say that I want someone to put Christ out of his misery? Can you imagine when Barb dies there will be this tranny one the streets, wailing in his own filth, surrounded by Legos, Transformer toys and hand-drawn Sonic recolors, raving on about CPU goddesses and a raging war.

>>321246

Woah woah woah leave Jesus alone bruh

>>321335

thats a loli isnt it

or a boy?

>>320891

I wonder much con-tent and information is publically available but not on the wiki.

>>307293

Is she wearing the mask to avoid catching the gay?

>>297497

Someone please post the xra clip

>>321335

>communication is key

lold

Chris is still doing the thing where he memorizes keywords to use in his day to day conversations.

>>321276

Too late the Roman soldier already used his spear

Apparently someone is selling Chris Chan merch that he approves of but the foxdicks are jeleous and won’t say who or where.

>>304040

Oh god im fucking dying

>>304040

>>304040

Why is Brendan Fraiser mayor now

>>321369

Is that one of those "lol ackshually she's 3000000000000000 millenia old but just looks that way" things anime makers and pedo anime fans make up to defend themselves?

>>321904

More or less, I'm not really an expert on it but she behaves like she's the same age as the other CPUs and has younger sisters that actually act like little kids

>>322030

It's not that rare

>>321276

Well fuck, I didn't realize the typo.

>>322124

What a cuck

>>322138

It’s okay anon as long as you accept him as your lord and savior

>>322224

Does the cwicki need a Jason Alexander page? What the fuck? If I wasn't so lazy, I'd try to think of some CWC/Seinfeld crossover scenarios.

>>322229

This is starting to get disturbing. I can't begin to understand how far gone you'd have to be to literally and unironically believe these things.

>>322345

Christ believing his characters are real is very old news

Him believing he can interact with them is just a ramification of that

>>322454

>Christ believing his characters are real is very old news

Fuck, we KNEW that, but we just didn't dare imagine how deep it went or how far it could go. Like, after I first read that chat where he reveals he thinks cartoons are Real In Another Universe, I just let it sink into the back of my brain rather than integrating it with everything else I know about him.

>>322229

This guy is a treasure. No wonder foxdickers got jealous and doxxxxed him, petry fucks, best cocks in a while

>>322585

Well, the person in the photos on Quinn's FB has always been real. She doesn't say anything which would prove the Quinn persona, like her name or Chris's.

>>322735

Wow, he seems pretty unstable. Refresher, what was he doing circa december?

>>322760

idea guy contacted him and convinced him he's some sort of cartoon character talking to him via facebook or something

he told him what cocks sonichu or other characters in cwcville wanted to see, and what was going on in his made up town, hence nazis and all that. Remember, chris is deadly serious when he says that cwcville is real, idea guy coming to him as some sort of inter dimensional messenger just reinforced his delusions

>>322810

>>297575

Chris takes a LOT of shit from South Park. I wonder if he's watched the latest few seasons and how much they went over his head.

>>318629

Chris isn't any different than most retarded people. However, most 'tards don't have people harassing them daily, at least not without it being actual physical bullying. Chris has managed to get a massive audience, one willing to follow him in a cult like manner.

There's probably a precedent for this in freak shows or ciruses from the nineteenth century. I'd be fucked to know, though.

>>320730

>>321059

Of all the things Chris has ever done, this is the most typical. Someone came along and through charisma (or even just giving Chris a tiny bit of serious attention and complements), they manage to convert him to some new religion. This is similar to how ISIS recruits people.

…also, be aware of How Chris Capitalizes Random Words. This isn't unsual for various "alternative" protestant publications, like Prophecy 1975. He's in the rural(ish) south so he's exposed to that sort of stuff directly.

>>323323

Chris is the Koko the Gorilla of autism. The various oddities he has aren't that atypical of autism, however his autistic traits are extrapolated due to a lifetime of growing up in a different world under Borb who made no attempts at teaching him any life skills, and most autists aren't subjected to years of being put through a Truman Show-esque reality where they don't realize just how unusual their life is.

>>323340

He probably has several other undiagnosed disorders, including whatever gender issue is going on, today it's considered empowering but give it ten years and Chris's "gender dysphria" (whatever you want to call it) would be something that would require treatment that isn't hormones. Which brings up another issue: Chris is taking mind-altering medication, perhaps in doses and ways not prescribed by his doctor.

This isn't really special when one looks at _all_ mental health cases, people about Chris's age start to develop substance troll problems (if they haven't already). Most also had parents who didn't raise them right, and exacerbated their original problems. What makes Chris different is that he still has a house, the tugboat and a huge audience willing to buy whatever he makes. Chris wouldn't be possible before 2005, simply because the Internet wasn't large enough back then to have any interest in him.

>>323380

>give it ten years and Chris's "gender dysphria" (whatever you want to call it) would be something that would require treatment that isn't hormones

How cute, you haven't abandoned all hope yet.

>>323535

Why do you bring up David Reimer? If society as a whole had learned anything from that incident, the term "gender" wouldn't be in wide use.

>>323535

It's already happening for sure

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Penner

That was even without the body mods falling apart.

>>323380

>substance troll problems

Lemme check the wordfilter. a-b-u-s-e spells troll.

I wonder to what degree the wordfilter is supposed to be a joke, how much it's supposed to be for shutting up whiteknights and angry cows, and how much it's supposed to control the way we discuss things.

>>323738

50% of it had to do with fucking with Null

the other 50% has been fucking with Britbong

If you don't follow either of them you're lost, but a/buse/troll always makes me smile afterward.

>>323583

How can society learn from something that's intentionally buried?

Speaking of burying information - what known facts are deliberately kept off the CWCki? The only one that comes to mind is that Vivian Gee wasn't a really person, but a trollsona mainly played by Clyde Cash's player.

>>323890

Most of the dox and details of The Wallflower.

>>323380

>He probably has several other undiagnosed disorders

He could have schizophrenia. Gender dysphoria is often a side effect of it.

>>323929

It's pointless nowadays because she eventually got doxed anyway.

>>323943

He doesn't. Chris isn't completely batshit insane and hallucinating, he's a dumbass engaged in pretend play.

>>322585

>New Yawk

gross

>>322764

… yeah but why did he draw himself ass raping Sonichu?

>>323890

The focus of the CWCki is supposed to be Chris. So in terms of trolls it’s going to be about his interaction with them, not behind the scenes stuff that he’s unaware of.

>>324348

CWCki is great for things like seeing what shit he's ripped off, how much Excel Saga or South Park has influenced his life etc. but the troll documentation and armchair psychological shit sucks. It still has shit like giving him too much credit by claiming he's an evil klansman nazi or presenting Ryan Cash as real and thus claiming that Chris is a sociopath.

Yeah, 2008-10 was the golden age of Chris but I don't miss those cringeworthy accusations made so often just for semi-normies to justify their trolling.

>>324437

I always took the arm chair stuff with a grain of salt. Chris isn't a sociopath, but he has done some selfish shit. I think its worse with DSP though. Theres hours of videos of people claiming hes a sociopath over silly jokes. I'm surprised they weren't SJWs at that point.

>>323890

>>320892

There is very little infromation on this call, and i think its somewhat intentional over how mean spirited it is

>>323343

Nah, those photos were a few days before he put his old cards up for sale for Barb's teeth.

>>324342

Apparently idea guy convinced him that he needed to rape Sonichu to conceive Crystal

>>324632

Chris is as wild as a serial rapist!

>>323974

>Chris isn't completely batshit insane and hallucinating

See >>320347

>>322585

Nah, it was too weird the way the person was posting selfies that vaguely matched the mood, almost like they were emojis. Whoever was controlling the profile was likely not the girl.

It was a pretty dumb troll anyway. Wow, you got Chris to cry after standing him up. Almost as impressive as the 13 year old that got him to drive to fucking Ohio.

>>324348

The problem with your statement is that without the knowledge that Chris' entire life since being discovered by the internet was influenced and heavily choreographed by trolls you are missing a lot of the story, that's removing like half of the story.

>>326774

Wow those profile view eyes are spoopy. Not quite soda straw classic Chris but, damn.

>>326898

Yeah, Chris(?) looks like a bean

>>324635

No, Chris isn't schizophrenic. He's not literally having visions of his characters talking to him. He just really wants it to happen and he's engaging in elaborate autistic pretend play.

There is no need to ascribe all these additional illnesses to him when it's all explainable by autism, childishness and loneliness.

>>326937

chris is mentally ill, anyone who can be described as autistic is mentally ill

>>326937

You've seen scans of Chris' brain, then?

>>330332

didn't chris write a song how he would chase and rape a girl as some sort of tiger foreplay? Is that "vanilla"?

>>330332

Another Doopie in the making?

>>350057

It's probably fake. Certainly not worth $20

>>350057

Yeah, you can tell by the sticker. gen 3 games are some of the easiest to pirate out there, almost nes tier, you have to pay attention if you want ti get the real deal. Both of these are fake, emerald sticker isn't green, sky colored(blue and white with streaks). Same with lesf green, altho that one is a bit harder to tell apart

t.someone who actually ordered a bootleg at some point

>chris transitions from male to female and fails

>christ transitions from autism to full blown schizophrenia and succeeds

makes me think.

Reading fox dickers talk about this whole cartridge thing just shows me how dumb your average foxdicker is. They genuinly think chris is some sort of a chinese scammer now, vs say, a literal retard that bought a fake game because he didn't know any better

it really is quite poetic, chris' fanbase is almost as stupid as him

>>350057

There might be chris semen in it which make it just as valuable

>>354021

Well, they give him money. That should have told you how stupid they are.

>>354015

>christ transitions from man to full blown God and succeeds

makes me pray

>>350057

I have actual copies of all of those, I'll grab some pictures for comparison.

>No judge me plz

>>354021

>They genuinly think chris is some sort of a chinese scammer now, vs say, a literal retard that bought a fake game because he didn't know any better

Funny thing is another retard gifted him the bootleg games and more retards bought the damn things.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/EBay#Pile_of_bootleg_games

Chris is the smart one in all this.

>>354387

I came to the same conclusion in >>354272

He's too dumb to actively be involved

>>354021

One of the basic rules of Chris-Chan is that it is incredibly easy to overestimate Chris.

>>354172

the apotheosis of christian weston chandler.

>>354796

"Captain's Log 28th of Evening Star, 2nd Era, 896

Dis is Tiber Septim here telling you dat I crushed dem dang dirty elves with giant metal Atronach. I am now da God-Emperor of all Tamriel and my enemies now know THE FURY OF MAH WRATH! I told dem not ta mess wit me and now who's laughing? Hell, even dis cute boyfriend-free Dunmer from da ground-up noticed me! That's about all, peace out."

>>313018

>>313131

What you must note is that by all accounts Barb was a horrible, manipulative wife, and Bob was completely spineless around her, let himself be dominated by her, and had his own worst habits only encouraged by her. I don't think it's fair to say that the fuck-ups were Bob's, per se, but I can hardly guess what could have motivated him to… let himself go to shit with Barb the way he did.

>>354813

He was born in the mountain piles amongst the Virginians, anon Chandler, before the war with the Snyders.

=TEST=

>>300378

Look, it's not like I disagree with you on anything you posted, but have a

>>>/pol/

for posting something off-topic regardless.

>>361490

There is an actual board for that you know

>>>/test/

When it comes to Foxdick's CWC board, there are two types of people; socially inept tranny whiteknight faggots and kids no older than thirteen promoting their ebin Chris Chan "documentaries" and shitty podcasts where they read off popular articles on the CWCki

Chris found a bunch of Cole's old comics and he's selling them on eBay. He's claiming he's going to split the profits with Cole but he also admitted Cole isn't answering any of his messages.

>>361689

I don't think that accurately describes them. They're usually SA-type folks who love to smell their own farts and think they're smarter than everyone else, they like to use Chris as a vehicle to claim that superiority by using a twisted reversal of the "Chris brings bad name to X" shtick - comparing everyone else to Chris so they can feel so smart and enlightened.

This belief became hilariously exposed when at one point foxdicks had a featured thread about kids on Twitter bragging about their IQ scores - the thread became full of foxdicks getting high on their farts how they're actually the smart enlightened folks because they don't even believe IQ is a legitimate way of measuring intelligence and they're so superior for who the hell knows reasons.

>>307450

>@PeaceSaliva

wot

>>375859

does this mean CWC is on the upswing?

>>375994

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Guy_Game

>Diane was only seventeen years old

Lame

>>357087

I've seen plenty of people make really shitty decisions because they're afraid of being alone at age 30. I imagine it's 100x more desperate in your 50s.

>>375862

Are any of those comics worth anything?

>>375859

Nobody really knows. He hasn't done anything embarrassing since Idea Cuck got doxxxxed so it might be that Chris is doing fine when not influenced by tryhard faggots.

>>375859

Barb looks high as a kite, wonder what they've got her on?

>>376994

>>376994

She might not be high that could just be dementia or early stages of Alzheimers

Ironically enough, Chris, coming out of the closet, became more normal than he used to be. Think about it, he's still doing his sonichu shit and playing with his toys, ect, but now, he's socializing online, getting paypig bux, even streaming online via twitch. Plenty like him out there these days, meanwhile, foxdickers and other "trolls" of his either end up going down the spiral of autism eve further, or they end up donating him

Chris has the last laugh. Well, that is until barb croaks, then the real laughs begin

>>377555

>Well, that is until barb croaks, then the real laughs begin

I've said it before and I'll say it again: watch her live into her 90's and make us all mad.

>>378329

Chris still had to get her pregnant first

>>378358