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94d6c8 No.272834
New thread, old one hit limit.
Chris attended a memorial service at UVA for the victims of the pulse nightclub massacre and somehow ended up on the news. Video here, pics in next post.
8bad7f No.272845
>SLGBTQ
God bless you, Chris. You lovable dope.
3fc4b4 No.272859
We've come full circle lads
What a long strange trip it's been
eb8334 No.272860
>>272859
Chris has an uncanny ability to get mentioned in the media. Still Wikipedia won't allow an article on him though. Smh.
26852e No.272864
Man this is depressing. Fuck the people who contributed to making it come to this.
3fc4b4 No.272865
>>272864
I'm pretty sure he would have turned out just as bad without the internet's influence.
fcf6f7 No.272866
>>272865
Yes, but he never would've gone tranny without the internet.
877cd3 No.272870
>>272845
what does the S stand for?
>>272864
this was always his destiny. who knows if he will stay a tranny, though…
409548 No.272873
>>272870
>what does the S stand for?
Straight.
He had surprisingly reasonable logic behind it, saying something to the effect of "feminism is about inclusiveness, it's not fair to exclude others over them being straight".
bb300f No.272874
>>272870
>what does the S stand for?
Straight, I guess. Christ is autistic as fuck, which has allowed the hypocrisy of the LGBTBBQ movement to fly over his head, so he figured that for real equality you need to include normal people as well. It's like how negative times negative equals positive, when you combine Chris's retardation with the LGBTBBQ retardation you actually get something reasonable. (at least as reasonable as an SLGBT poster with electric hedgehog pokemon can be)
901738 No.272887
>>272874
Finally someone gets it.
It's hilarious how Chris ends up more sane than neurotypical SJWs in some regards because autism shields him from the effect of all the sophistry.
Like Chris also picked a sensible woman name for himself like "Christine" unlike all the bizarre batshit insane tranny names you see around tumblr, because Chris wouldn't see the edgy appeal of a name like "Stefonknee" or whatever, because he's straightforward.
The whole thing makes you wonder of the entire point of an "SLGBTQ" if straights are included, but that's autism for you.
2dc4bf No.272888
>>272887
You know we live in strange times when half of the left is less sane than Chris-chan.
49e921 No.272893
>>272873
>>272874
>>272887
I almost feel bad for Chris.
>He's picked on by Trolls and A-logs.
>He probably subconsciously, takes refuge in a subculture who demonizes anyone who criticizes them.
>Makes sense for once in his life.
>is definitely going to be cannibalized by said subculture if they ever get grasp of this.
12ba79 No.272894
>>272859
Someone needs to make a new time lapse gif, like that old one where kid Chris turns into Chris circa 2010 or whatever.
c92b66 No.272895
>>272835
Is. Sonichue a tranny now
bb300f No.272897
>>272895
No, but his children are grown up now and his son turned into a tranny, one of his daughters into a dyke and the other one into a demi-dyke. And now I'm going to blow out my brains for knowing this much about Sonichu lore.
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_and_Rosechu%27s_children
(BTW, does the CWCki take forever to load for other as well?)
2dc4bf No.272898
>>272897
Sonichu probably wants to blow his brains out after seeing what his father did to corrupt his kids into a bunch of genderqueer lunatics.
a0d9d9 No.272902
I'm curious what his local LGBT scene thinks of all this, Chris is now their unofficial spokesperson.
75ecbf No.272904
>>272873
Straight amongwhich da Females. NO JERKS!
0fb0dd No.272908
>>272897
Makes you think, if you could see yourself in the future, would you end up becoming everything you hated?
93e49a No.272910
5d565b No.272912
I guess its the power of meme magic or something. But being the ultimate cow, he somehow doesn't gets obscure and keeps getting into the news, either here or actual news.
33260a No.272916
>>272866
We can't really know that. If anything it would have just manifested as something else like "tomgirl."
33260a No.272917
>>272860
>Still Wikipedia won't allow an article on him though. Smh.
Could they be shamed into it by saying they aren't allowing coverage of lgbt figures?
bb300f No.272919
>>272859
The picture would have been better if he was wearing a rainbow-striped shirt in the second picture to match up with the first picture.
aa63c9 No.272923
This is some uncanny valley shit
c92b66 No.272926
>>272923
>>272834
I doubt Chris-chan a student.
33260a No.272929
>>272926
No but college events are prime for love questing.
547f2f No.272932
>>272860
When is the last time someone tried to make an article on him? Because if he hasn't been up for consideration since he tried to write his own article he might be notable enough by now, You'd have to ask someone more familiar with how wikipedia works.
On a separate note, if someone hypothetically called or contacted Chris and convinced him that they were the lottery commission/escrow service/publisher's clearing house and they also convinced him that they had a large sum of money for the TRUE and HONEST Christopher Weston Chandler and no one else, how fast would Chris drop the tranny act?
c92b66 No.272937
>>272929
Chris still goes on love questing doesn't he?
25b33b No.272958
>yfw Chris-Chan will give birth to a child in our lifetime
0fb0dd No.272959
>>272958
>mfw what finally kills Chris Chan was him giving birth to act out his mpreg fetish
627473 No.272960
>>272874
>>272873
>>272887
>SLGBTQ
>equality for all
>inclusiveness for all
Maybe this is all happening for a reason. Maybe we need people like Chris to infiltrate them in order to expose their hypocrisy. Chris may be destined for greatness. One day we may all look back at moments like these and say this was a catalyst for destroying the LGBTAYYLMAO from the inside.
He reminds me of that retarded guy from The Stand who no one expected to be the hero they needed.
931438 No.273004
>>272937
He never really stopped. He just doesn't carry an Attraction Sign anymore for now.
931438 No.273006
>>272932
>When is the last time someone tried to make an article on him?
After his first arrest I think (Game Place Incident).
11c69c No.273009
>>272958
>LGBTQBUZZ.com
Sounds trustworthy.
If you tried to put a female's organs in a male body, you're gonna get problems.
The male body does not have the "code" to produce a child.
Not only that, the body would likely reject the organ. It's known that organ transplants across different sexes are much more likely to fail than organ transplants between people of the same sex.
This is due to many different reasons: chromosomes, DNA, even differences in shape between male and female organs.
Fuck if faggots will ever admit this, it would require acknowledging that the idea of "male" and "female" isn't a social construct and sexual dimorphism exists in humans.
931438 No.273018
>>273009
Hopefully science will make it possible within Chris' lifetime.
547f2f No.273019
>>273006
No I meant when was the last time someone attempted to make a Wikipedia article on Chris?
97af45 No.273024
5b42f8 No.273031
>>272932
I actually had the same idea for a prank call; call his house and if Barb picks up ask for Christine in a very official sounding way, then tell him that he's won $10,000 by saying he was entered into a consolation raffle for the losers of that famous people of c-ville competition or whatever. I never thought to actually do something useful with it, just to goof him and see how he reacts.
5b42f8 No.273032
>>273018
>Within Chris' lifetime
I don't think it'll happen in the 10 or so years Chris has left in him
5b42f8 No.273033
>>272897
I keep getting "504 gateway time out"
48e9b6 No.273113
>>272860
He's like a more horrific version of Forrest Gump.
0fb0dd No.273122
>>273113
If a movie is made about him, would it be Forrest Gump mixed with What's eating Gilbert Grape?
6d06d3 No.273125
>>273106
Didn't Josh make a hugs sticky thread at the top of the board telling people not to do that?
547f2f No.273126
>>273122
'What's Eating Barb's Holey Buttocks'
512392 No.273127
>>272893
Would they even have an effect on him?
The poor bastard dealt with years and years of relentless trolling from everyone else, I imagine faggot whining wouldn't even register for him at this point.
7f3194 No.273132
>>272874
>>272873
Man, that's actually thoughtful - a message of unity & inclusiveness for everybody. I was expecting to come back & find out it stands for something retarded he made up, like Sonichu even Slaweel.
>>272887
>The whole thing makes you wonder of the entire point of an "SLGBTQ" if straights are included, but that's autism for you.
I always thought it was strange that they lumped themselves together like that. Like, how is a tranny anything like a gay or a lesbian if they all think about life so differently and are all into different things? I guess they get together and talk about how they had a hard time turning into LGBTQ's, but straight people have a hard time with their sexuality, too. Hell, I'm a normal straight person & I make fun of people's "straight" decisions (dating somebody who's ugly, being a whore, etc) way more than I laugh at gay behavior, and you see dudes get ostracized for asking out a girl who won't reciprocate every day
b8740e No.273140
>>273106
Barb looks fucking scary.
5b42f8 No.273151
>>273140
I feel like Barb died 6 months ago and Chris is just behind the camera moving her with some strings
9d7ebc No.273155
>>273106
in the description it says: "Please, help us by donating $10, minimum, directly to my PayPal".
so if you want to give only 9.99, you can fuck off. chris has no time for that!
1cc092 No.273160
>>272870
clearly it stands for Sonic. Chris still needs to color in the arms though.
81fd8c No.273201
>>272834
He's not a student what the fuck is he doing there? I'm guessing he read about it on the internet.
690e93 No.273203
>>273125
>Implying foxdickspergs care the slightest about their autistic dictator
b7c5bf No.273253
>>273201
Chris has been hanging out at UVA for years. Universities in general tend to let the public come to their events.
002fd5 No.273260
901738 No.273261
>>273132
I dislike the whole LGBTBBQ+ shit but my point is that I get what they're trying to do. If you suddenly include straights in that, well, there's no point of such a "group" anymore because that group includes everyone.
0fb0dd No.273275
>>273260
I'm sure it smells of roses and perfume, since Christine said it himself that there's nothing wrong with it.
df151e No.273309
>>273132
LOL, the LGBT+ "community" is a forced solidarity front made up of people who despise each other but are scared shitless of being politically fucked by the twin spooks of conservatism and religion if they don't pretend to be united and tolerant.
I am so fucking glad that the trannies and "intersectional" progressives are giving more and more queers second hand embarrassment to realize they don't need that farce anymore.
df151e No.273310
>>272860
Wikispergia, the world's most-played MMORPG, will never allow an article on CWC simply because they want to save face as a legitimate source of information. Sure they have articles now about YouTubers and Reddit memes, but even spinning Chris-Chan as a celebrated citizen like the internet version of Emperor Norton I triggers their sensibilities.
b7c5bf No.273328
>>273309
I have a tumblr account, and pride month has mostly been black women telling white gays that pride isn't for them anymore.
I'm not even sure literal internet nazis could have made up a strawman situation like that, and yet here it is.
55d1cb No.273337
I still can't believe he actually turned gay. I mean, people said it was going to happen, but jesus.
505a86 No.273345
>>273337
He didn't. Chris still likes pussy.
6d06d3 No.273346
>>273328
At first it was all trolls taking the piss but then science went too far and the strawmen came to life as actual human beings. It was great for the lolcow biz, because it generated massive amounts of easily mock-able retards. But it has caused a lot of social problems at the same time. I miss the old days, they were less complicated.
a76a85 No.273551
>>273309
It would be funny if they imploded at this point. Their entire existence is a lie.
eac4cf No.273623
>>272874
>>272887
For once, chris has managed to surprise me in a rather touching way; For someone who made an issue of himself travelling to the future to cure homosexuality with his own blood, it's remarkable for him to follow the whole "inclusiveness" thing better than Assigned Male or Manic Pixie Nightmare Girls.
I gotta agree with >>272960, Chris should become the golden saboteur to bring down the LGBTQPWTFABBQ from the inside out, but he's the only autist of his caliber to be able to pull this off.
df151e No.273806
523395 No.273809
>>273807
He loves him some Random Capitals in his posts, huh.
55d1cb No.273813
>>273807
Ifor Bob were still alive he'd beat chris for that lgbtuvwxyz shit
89eecb No.273951
>>273807
Daily reminder that this is what happens when you don't cut down the Internet.
0fb0dd No.274069
>>273813
I wish I could have seen bob's reaction to shit like this
>>273942
tbh, the fact that he put up with Chris for everything up untill this makes me think he would go easy on Chris' female soul autism.
598075 No.274073
>>273623
>>272887
>>272874
You guys are fucking retarded. He's only including straight people so he can widen his heartsweet net.
8b86a3 No.274074
>>273809
He's capitalizing every word that one would stress if they were actually speaking out loud. I have a habit of doing that too, but I actually correct it right after.
91e674 No.274079
>>270841
>Awww, shit! It's my homeboy, Simonchu! I missed that motherfucker like a kid at fat camp misses cake.
>Evan, don't sue Chris, let him have this. Let him have his happy drill family.
If Evan does anything about this, he's a massive fucking idiot. The shit he pulled last time was the main reason Chris stopped drawing the comic - it was his 'happy place', and Evan managed to invade even that by forcing Chris to write it a certain way. If Evan fucks up the comic's return just so he can exercise power over an autistic manchild.
The trolling of Chris is a classic, very old problem - immediate gratification (e.g. intoxicating power) over long-term gain (e.g. continued generation of cocks instead of giving up on comics and hiding away for literal years).
8bad7f No.274091
>>274079
Blaming Evan for what happened is misguided. Alec was the one spearheading the whole OP, everyone there was just a part of his crew.
547f2f No.274098
>>274069
He never got to see Chris go full blown faggot but he did come out to his parents as a tomgirl and Bob's response was to call him a fag.
ad78ae No.274099
>>274073
He doesn't want to fuck guys, and no straight woman would ever fuck him.
f3554b No.274147
>>273106
Looks like aliens abducted her and took her brain. Those eyes are dead
77ae7e No.274155
He's firing off at cole again…..
f3554b No.274160
>>274155
>Maybe I want to say sorry to my family
>What the fuck is this shit, sister? Nope.
Chris is only screwing shit up. Even if he had to be Chris again, it would at least make him and his mom seem a little more sane.
0519b0 No.274171
>>274155
>Why won't our brother just shower us with free money after we pissed it all away and continue to be fiscally irresponsible
>What an asshole!
a331af No.274174
>>274171
It's not like his brother is good at working for money either.
547f2f No.274183
>>274155
The lack of self awareness is amazing in his accusations of money burning. Not to Manton the fact he calls himself Cole's BIOLOGICAL sister.
779e6e No.274191
>>274091
Hiding behind trollsonas and other trolls clearly isn't just to trick Chris. It's also to shift the blame when other people get mad. Like fucking VIVIAN. She claimed to be Clyde Cash's cousin and was a white knight who gave up and became a troll. Surprise surprise, she was actually played by the same troll who played Clyde.
The goal of that wasn't to give Chris a chance. It was to fool other people into thinking Vivian was real, creative a narrative wherein a white knight gives up, making people feel less sorry for Chris. It's one of the more insidious things the Chris-Chan 'community' has done.
995b14 No.274229
>>273345
She did though, because she's a woman who likes women.
55d091 No.274238
b7c5bf No.274245
>>274191
I always thought that sociopath-style stuff was obvious even back then. The 'storyline' was way too neat and clean-cut regarding a lot of former 'white knights' becoming incredibly cruel people to an mentally disabled impoverished man.
901738 No.274268
>>274191
>>274245
Sad because back then almost everyone bought into this narrative that Chris is a horrible klansman monster. Granted, most more normal people wouldn't bear to just make fun of an autistic manchild so they required a constructed narrative to justify it.
There's no denying it - the trolling started through the discovery of an autistic manchild that a bunch of more capable people decided to fuck with for pure pleasure. And they managed to convince everyone that Chris started everything and he's a KKK sympathizer of some kind.
901738 No.274269
>>274191
>>274245
Sad because back then almost everyone bought into this narrative that Chris is a horrible klansman monster. Granted, most more normal people wouldn't bear to just make fun of an autistic manchild so they required a constructed narrative to justify it.
There's no denying it - the trolling started through the discovery of an autistic manchild that a bunch of more capable people decided to fuck with for pure pleasure. And they managed to convince everyone that Chris started everything and he's a KKK sympathizer of some kind.
309b49 No.274284
If you want a laugh, go to the foxdick farms and start talking about this shit in a Chris thread and sit back and watch the mental gymnastics and negative ratings roll in
117229 No.274287
>>274268
I don't know if that was calculated or just trying to make hay by interpreting everything Chris did in the worst possible light. It was just funnier to have him say "niggo" after learning his Attraction Sign was race-specific and that his parents were kind of old rednecks.
013d0f No.274313
>>274269
>saying Chris started everything and is a horrible monster is A-Logging-as-justification
>>274287
>saying Chris started everything and is a horrible monster is just for laughs
Can't It Be Both? (TM)
901738 No.274326
>>274287
It's funny alright but every normie out there who stumbled upon Chris would lambast him over being supposedly so racist. Painting someone as a horrible racist is such a cliche move. No wonder A-Log was born - it was so popular back in the day to make long-winded spergy rants over how horrible of a human being Chris is, so one sperg almost as bad as Chris himself autistically decided that making even longer, violent rants would work even better!
>>274313
All I'm just saying that this narrative was convenient because most people just don't have the heart to act malicious towards an obviously mentally ill manchild, so a justification was necessary.
2f2846 No.274334
Chris was never a very good person, and he always did a lot of stupid and funny shit, the problem was always the length that people would go to fuck with him, or just justify fucking with him.
Making fun of him, trolling, maybe even some prank calls (pretty big maybe here) would have been all fine and good and no one would have to jump through hoops to justify doing it and pretend they were delivering justice to some monster. The people doing the mental gymnastic to fuck with him on a higher level are most likely worse than Chris, and more retarded than him, but much less funny.
aa63c9 No.274342
>>274326
I really never paid attention to the early days of YouTube (was living abroad with shitty internet). It wasn't until recently that I realized how much of an influence TGWTG, Angry Video Game Nerd & related entities were on shit like this. It's somehow cool to become comically upset and rage against shit that really doesn't matter in such an over the top way. HAN SHOT FIRST! XDDD
01b20d No.274343
60804c No.274344
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>>274342
It's been a thing since the primordial days of the Internet.
708ee8 No.274356
>>274313
It changed over time, mostly due to A-Log being so embarrassing.
f43a29 No.275802
>>274091
And then get banned. They hide parts of the forums from everyone except posters who've made enough posts for a reason.
de4f3a No.275816
>>274344
This would be called cyber bullying today.
1e7f59 No.275827
>>273018
Yeah, destroying humanity and nature would be great because you can at least still make threads about what chrischan is doing! XDXDXDXDDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
When will this bullshit end? Same fucking garbage as all the people that want him to get eternal gibs from welfare and donations so he never has to even attempt to get a job and take care of himself just so they can keep making threads about him eternally.
>>274174
Good enough to afford NYC rent and still have money left over.
8b864d No.275829
>>275827
No dumbass, the joke was that he gets his money from his wife, not from working.
4a9584 No.275859
>>275827
You need to calm down son.
182574 No.275942
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>AWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA
Can anyone make out what Barb is yelling about in the background?
13538b No.275954
>>275942
She's trying to get his attention and yells his name ("Chris") it sounds like, but I'm not listening to it again with headphones, his squealing and screeching is too grating.
c2e021 No.275985
>>275942
she says
>Why is the front door open?
it's fine, it's not like he makes videos about how he can't pay his electric bill, just fucking air condition all of virginia
7cc82f No.277480
>>274344
It's funny how relevant that still is.
abb84c No.286844
>>275859
Always keep in mind that any given A-Log might have internalized it to the point that they don't even realize why they're railing against Chris.
b044ad No.286927
>>275859
What ever happened to Alog? Last I heard he got kicked out of his radio show for fapping.
I don't know if he is AS bad as Chris chan. He did get a major, but fell for the liberal arts meme.
e08ee1 No.286943
>>286927
>What ever happened to Alog?
Living with family members in Florida.
e08ee1 No.286945
>>286927
>What ever happened to Alog?
Living with family members in Florida.
695697 No.286957
>>274344
This would be called cyber bullying if this came out today