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Why don't we have a thread about Alex Jones?

>>265775

Because Alex is so widespread and well known for his insanity it almost feels like a retread of stuff we all know. Real question, why don't we have a thread for mike enoch? I watched the first couple of podcasts after the doxxxxing and he spergs out hard

>>265779

>doxing

>doxxxxing

>doxxxxxing

>>265779

Actually you should feel free to add that to this thread. Especially when it's something that somehow involves both of them. Like Mike on Alex jones show

>>265782

Most of it is nested in the podcasts

So who really doxxxxxXXXXxxxxxXXXXxxxed mike and TRS? There's several competing theories

>antifa doxed ghoul and mike after ghoul posting his face, then 8/pol/ did the rest after finding out about mikes wife

>cernovich doxed mike months ago, waited to release it, then 8/pol/ did the rest

>8/pol/ did all of it and the part about antifa/cernovich is /pol/ covering ass

>ironmarch did it (this one has been discredited by virtually all parties)

Vid related really raises some questions.

As much as I dislike mike, I do like how he calls the gorilla mindset "the monkey method." The whole gorilla thing is autistic as shit in it's own right

>>265784

Why would someone with a Jewish wife ever get involved with this shit if not as some elaborate trolling scheme? This shit is definitely on him for ever pandering to that crowd.

Don't mess with racist autistic shutins. They take the internet very seriously

>>265785

The best part is that being anonymous means you can be as HARDCORE as you want. Which works on Cambodian woodworking forums, not so much when you're trying to build an IRL political movement.

It's funny that's migrated off message board drama, though. For awhile "White Nationalist VNN Poster Kills Mexican Ex-Wife" was a thing. When people laugh at LARPing but there's usually something behind it. Like a half Mexican kid and getting cucked by Maria.

http://archive.is/bifVv

I knew something was up when he deleted his stream from yesterday. What was the gestalt on that?

>“I’ll fucking sue, and I’ll subpoena every mother fucker in the media team,” he said on Periscope. “How far do you want to take this shit. I will sue and then I will depose everybody, under oath. Hey, sit the fuck down motherfucker!”

Can anyone find a copy of this? Sounds like the macaque julay I've been waiting a long time for.

This showed up in my recs. He apparently attended the press briefing today, stayed afterward and accused the reporters there of being "fake newth"

>>266519

Here's a copy from his own channel.

>>265775

As his attorneys said in the custody case, he's a "performance artist."

>>265785

The TRS guys just started off as a frustrated ex-lolbertarians with neoreactionary sympathies. Mike Enoch only went down the NEETSoc path after they were introduced to Jewish shenanigans after reading The Culture of Critique. It wasn't something he just jumped into.

>>268779

This. Enoch's the truest cow. He's Britbong-tier with the hypocrisy.

>>268779

Alex Jones obviously plays it up, but generally I just throw out anything that "surfaces" in a divorce/custody dispute. No one can lie and defame like a jilted wife or husband and they usually do.

I'm more astonished by the level of alimony and what that says about his monthly income and Infowars' profits. In terms of independent media, Infowars must be one of the most successful in history.

>>265784

Tl;dr versiom

A kike called natt danelaw an other kikes from ironmarch were banned from trs because ironmarch attacked trs for not being antifag enough, then this butthurt kike (natt) and his clique started a crusade against trs acussing them of being fags and of shilling on 8pol (¿¿). This fags created a board called >>>/trs/ where they coordinated the shilling an created OC, then one day they convinced /baphomet/ to dox trs because reasons. Now tge same nat kike run a board named >>>/polk/

>>265785

>Why would someone with a Jewish wife ever get involved with this shit if not as some elaborate trolling scheme?

A lot of jews are right-wing, the ones in israel would make your average western conservative look like a fucking hippie. And they are pissed off at leftists in general and left jews in particular since they are the ones marrying blacks and asians to the point that studies predict jews as a people will disappear in less than a century

And this isn't new, there were a lot of fascist jews in italy during the 1930s who were diehard allies of mussolini. SHTF when the nazis invaded italy but truth is if hitler hadn't been anti-jew but just anticommie like mussolini was you would've probably seen a lot of actual nazi jews specially since zionists hated the brits as much as hitler did

Fuck, Lehi a legit zionist movement was founded by a guy who went to study fascism in italy and they offered the nazis to fight the british with them in exchange for the territory of palestine.

>>268779

>I think the truth is somewhere in the middle.

You're probably right about that, but I'm not sure which parts are authentic. For example, he obviously isn't taking colloidal silver because he isn't blue.

>Mike is very protective of his brand image, I really think he could be julayable

If so, then it probably won't be by us. Hotwheels consulted him when he received that fake legal threat from a Peter Coffin impersonator. So not only is he aware of 8chan, he's specifically aware of /cow/.

>>269665

So are the /pol/ mods colluding back? Also how do we know /polk/ and iron march are "controlled opposition" or just a rival WN group who hate TRS? I'm not seeing any evidence That 8/pol/, IM, or /polk/ are FBI/NSA/whatever. If anything TRS would win that title for their sympathies towards groups that WNs traditionally have hated. I'm not defending Iron March but I don't see how they fit the definition of controlled opposition.

I mean the Richard Spencer/TRS/NPI/American Vanguard Axis ("alt right," whatever that even means) are pretty welcoming of gays and jews, which is a radical departure of Stormfront/skinhead style white nationalism, which is what IM and 8/pol/ seem to like. And 4/pol/ are irrelevant meming libertartians

Also, thread theme

>>269680

>So are the /pol/ mods colluding back?

well read this, the part related to the TRS fuckery, that event was staged and was the cause for the banning of a shitton of legit anons not related to TRS, proofs in the article.

http://telegra.ph/Newfag-guide-to-8chpol-compromised-mods-undeniable-proofs---part-2-04-05

https://archive.fo/drVHN

He looks like Ryan Gosling crossed with Jay Bauman.

also BO of /trs/ is BO of /4pol/ and likely a /pol/ mod trying to corral the more extreme users in /polk/ so that alt-right types can take over /pol/

/polk/ too but the TRShill already proved that. Dude's a vol for sure.

>>269811

Nice response time

http://8ch.net/polk/res/20940.html#20963

>>269822

I am /8chef/

>>269841

TRS was ran by an actual jew or a half jew or a half jew married to an actual jew or two actual jews married to one another. Not sure clear on who Mike is and if he's jewish or not. Know his wife was at least partly jewish and took part in b'nai b'irth organizations and gay/trans pride shit.

Endchan thinks 8chan is run by jews, Jim looks white to me tbh

>>269933

jesus christ, when did /cow/ become /pol/ 2.0? No one cares about your autistic conspiratard obsession with jews.

>>269964

The point is that no one gives a fuck. /cow/ is for talking about goofy motherfuckers on the internet, not to bitch and moan about your internet grudge with a washed-up joke of a site. Trust me, I have no love for TRS myself, I could talk mad shit about it. But this isn't even a discussion we need to be having on /cow/, that's the fucking point.

>>269977

That's the dumbest part about all of this drama. I really don't want to keep giving this air, but everyone is mad at the TRS from the site's early/mid-2015 glory days, even though that TRS has been gone for years. TRS at this point is just a slightly less bombastic Daily Stormer, it's so fucking pointless to even talk about.

>>269995

Fuck, forgot to sage. Might as well bring it back to Cernovich: Has anyone actually read any of his e-books? Like I'd be curious to see if there's any legitimate ideas or just vague pseudo self-help nonsense.

>https://altright.com/2017/06/20/the-mike-cernovich-surprise/

Ol' Implicit Dick just dug up some fire Cernojulay.

>“When we left the club she came back to my place, she had some coke so I did like 2 lines. I was so fucking horny, and fucked up. We just started going at it, I took her pants off, and there was this shriveled black thing. I forgot what our exact conversation was, I was too fucked up, I remember her being embarrassed and saying she told me and she didn’t think I cared, I was shocked but also too horny and fucked up to say no and I already went too far. We kept going at it, and one thing I remember is her pushing her shriveled little prick into my face when she was deepthroating me, in the 69 position. I kept trying to move away from it, but I eventually just gave in and let it penetrate my mouth. I remember tears coming down my face a little when I vaguely realized what I was doing, it had this weird chemically, salty taste.”

Also some old posts of him defending gay marriage and calling everybody "bigots". Sounding awfully ess-jay there, Mike.

I'm convinced (((Cernovich))) is legitimately insane. Most of what he talks about just makes zero sense and the rest of it comes across as an insecure loser lying to sound cool.

>>266546

Fake news, the statement referred to him playing the part of The Joker in a video.