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343fcc  No.262152

So recently there's been a sperg out with this Christcuck autist.

>Christcuck

>High Autism

>Takes everything literally

>Close to being the next CWC.

He was famous enough to get an ED article but it needs updating.

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Lordelthibar

He's an incredibly conservative Christian and cuckservative and recently the right-wing of DA is even trying to abort him. He started to get really infamous after two trolls who also claim to be channers started fucking with him: CutestSith and Nazi-Lesbian.

The real autism started around last December. Where it seems Nazi-lesbian found out he wrote child porn in his crappy self-insert fanfics where he ships himself (who is 23-4) with Merida without aging her up. This caused that fanfic to get deleted causing him to re-upload. Then it got reported again resulting in a suspension for CP.

He came back around January 20th and he was not happy to say the least. He made a new account called Missouri Patriot in an attempt to get rid of the trolls but his style of autism was so unique everyone saw through it and he later admitted it was him.

People started fucking with him for writing CP and he kept changing his claims either saying he did age her up and the trolls were bullies or that "it was okay for that time period" sending conflicting messages and even saying that he did not know that CP laws and rules for DA applied to literature.

However the great sperg out was recently during a hit piece on the Irish shown above. He somehow thought the trolls fucking with him were Irish despite there being no evidence for this. So then he went on an autistic sperg fest against the Irish and sent it to DA's political group expecting praise.

http://archive.li/L5Jbb

Instead he got trolled the all living fuck with people making fun of him for his overly-dramatic piece.

It recently got deleted since he claims one, one single Irish person now send something nice to him and he's chill now. No one is buying it.

http://comments.deviantart.com/4/41470736/4364459791

And to show another example of his amazing feats of Autism in this thread http://comments.deviantart.com/4/41470736/4362796145

He calls the Irish weak and cowardly and praises about 30,000 of them dying. Then later int hat same thread he calls that same person totalitarian because they made fun of him for being so autistic.

Misc: We do have some info on him

His name is Michael Klein and he was born on February 9th 1993 and lives in Springfield Missouri.

http://missouripatriot.deviantart.com/art/Me-Vs-Evangel-University-667777889

He's apparently studying at a Christian university in that city.

http://www.evangel.edu/about/contact/

Contact here.

https://www.youtube.com/user/ElthibarofCorona

He has a Jewtube account where his actual voice is so whiny and high pitched compared to his tough guy persona he tries on DA. He makes Pooh adventure-esque videos where he inserts himself and random Disney characters into other Disney shows in the same style as the Pooh's adventure's tards.

343fcc  No.262153

Huh, this guy seems like a younger Iconoclast.

>Both are über-conservative

>Both are pedophiles

>Both are autistic

>And both are from Missouri (and would get filled with bullets if they went into Shit Louis or Kangzas City for 5 minutes)


343fcc  No.262186

His faggotry is one for the ages.


343fcc  No.262189

>next cwc

Will never happen. You will never relive those years of early Chris.


343fcc  No.262204

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNDmlhDOdKA&t=3s

Don't know if anyone noticed but apparently the trolls are getting to him. He admits he's going crazy and put himself in therapy. This seems to be around the same time he posted the Irish flag.


343fcc  No.262216

Wait, hates the Irish? Are we sure this guy isn't related to the edgelord that wanted to troll Megan?


343fcc  No.262221

>>262216

He hates them because the legalized gay marriage!


343fcc  No.262223

http://thetechnotoast.deviantart.com/art/Map-Of-The-End-Of-The-World-2019-626180867

He seems to be into the DeviantArt Alternative Hisotry/Map-Making community, which I regularly check in on for cringe but have never bookmarked for having lolcows before.


343fcc  No.262328

>>262189

It's a matter of when really.

There must be a handful of people like that out there, some of them must have internet access and eventually one of them will be discovered.


343fcc  No.262372

>>262328

Of all the ethnic groups he could hate, he goes after the Irish


343fcc  No.262374

>>262372

The only people whiter than the Irish are the British. I don't even.


343fcc  No.262376

>>262374

He loves Merida, who's Scottish, aren't Scots Celtic like the Irish?


343fcc  No.262380

>>262376

Yep. This guy lusts after someone who is basically part of a race that are the Jews of Europe.


343fcc  No.262381

>>262376

Scots are actually the descendants of Irish invaders who took Caledonia from the Picts.


343fcc  No.262389

>>262152

I don't know. He sounds like a fake troll character. Have a arrest record on him for proof? Is he a registered sex offender?


343fcc  No.262393

>>262381

He claims he's part Irish, but doesn't like them because they legalized same-sex marriage.


343fcc  No.262427

>>262389

We have him admitting in the above screen shot to writing Merida. He flipped out on his DA account because they removed his fanfic where he ship himself with Merida. The mods gave the reason CP as the reason. He's apparently just highly autistic and flips out at the slightest thing.


343fcc  No.262429

http://comments.deviantart.com/1/672736079/4362865375

Found he comment where he deletes the post. Even when someone is trying to be nice to him he acts like an asshole


343fcc  No.262439

>>262429

Now he's denying the Irish ever contributed anything good to socitey


343fcc  No.262493

From what I have gathered from glancing at his videos, he seems to be morally superior to CWC:

>Works out

>Actively tries to find employment

>generally takes an interest in the real world.

Also concerning the false persona: The oldest videos in which he shows his face are three years old. In other videos he can be seen interacting socially on campus.


343fcc  No.262495

>>262493

but it's his twisted religious and political beliefs and his mental state, that are the most concern to us.

There's nothing wrong with being Christian, Right-wing, or Autistic, but he goes off the deep end on all three!


343fcc  No.262528

>>262493

That's why it's strange. In his vids he seems to be clam but he spazes out online. Either doing stupid things like trying to justify the killing of a group of people or trying to play the victim.

Though in his vids he's probably only going to show him when he's being tolerable. In journals he posted on the past it seems that he seems to have fits with his parents and even they get tired of him.


343fcc  No.262537

>>262528

He might outgrow it, he's enrolled in therapy!


343fcc  No.262550

>>1f1b34

>I'm not a pedophile. Is this what your country is like, falsely accuse people due to an honest mistake and then verbally troll them for their disability? No wonder Oliver Cromwell put a lot of your people to the sword. Now that man was one brave hero!

>How is it genocide? You're people are still breathing you big baby. I didn't know your people were that weak to think that just 30,000 out of a larger population would constitute a genocide.

>But an honest mistake is nothing compared to verbally trolling someone with disability like your inferior people. No, it wasn't genocide. Most of the Irish survived you big baby.

He better because these are quotes directly from him. He gets bonus points because later in that same thread he calls the person he is arguing with a totalitarian and Hitler lover since they cracked jokes at him for being autistic as all living hell.


343fcc  No.262558

>>262493

>generally takes an interest in the real world

>christfag

top kek fam


343fcc  No.262568

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4afdfd  No.330207

File: f2a6a3c31148cb0⋯.png (92.59 KB, 649x1230, 649:1230, Missouri kike.png)

File: 80a726a0448ed62⋯.png (1.04 MB, 1024x800, 32:25, Le 56% Missouri Face.png)

Bit of an update. He got really bad. So in a now deleted post he dressed up like a Jew claiming that he is one (and a Christian at the same time).

http://archive.is/1dwJR

Reason why he deleted it is he later would go on to become alt-right.

Well sorta. He had a rather watered down version of being alt right.

http://archive.is/q8klp

For instance he would brag abut how he once dated this Chinese girl so he couldn't possibly be racist. This started to get him mocked by the alt-right who made a 56% face meme of him.

Despite showing himself to be a Jew he started making Happy Merchant memes of them

http://archive.is/SjMdI

To try and fit in with the alt-right. The only issue was he was still a supporter of Israel. He did this weird dance where he would hate the kikes but also like them which confused mostly everyone. Where he would claim that these certain Jews were bad but these other Jews were good.

http://archive.is/WEbuE

People have called him out on his hypocrisy on Jews since he claims to support Israel yey makes Happy Merchant memes and denies being anti-semetic. Sometimes he still claims to be an alt-right Jew in order tobrushaside claims of anti-semetism.

http://archive.is/rBane

Half the time he has no idea what he is talking about. He supported a Canadian neo-nazi party despite the fact he's bitched about Nazis constantly. He got called out on this since they deny the Holocaust and are anti-Zionist both things he is against.

He admits that he was in fact autistic enough to not actually research the party and just went along with it to try and get points from the alt right.

https://comments.deviantart.com/1/725977299/4537825263

Later says his Jewish heritage is his great shame.

He supports figures like David Duke and Pat Buchanan despite the fact they also don't agree with him and are anti-Israel. The David Duke one is the strangest since again, autism, he saw one video where David Duke praised some Jews so he thinks David Duke only hates the same Jews he hates.

The problem being David Duke was talking about anti-Israel/Zionist Jews, the ones Elthibar actually hates.

http://archive.is/J5WIY

He lists his reasons for leaving the alt-right as bullying from actual alt-righters on Deviantart and them not being Christian enough for him.

One final thing to add is that he views pre-marital sex and gay marriage worse then rape and pedophillia. His reasoning is that pre-marital sex needs both parties to sin and the other three need only one


301dfb  No.331373

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>>262152

>REEEE HES A CHRISTIAN I HATE CHRISTIANS /COW/ FIGHT HIM FOR ME CHRISTIANS UPSET ME


8112af  No.331474

>>330207

>asshurt faggot crying about christians and MUH ANTISEMITISM REEEEEEEEE is a pusher of freechnigger 56% memes


f5fb68  No.374611

>>331373

>>331474

https://comments.deviantart.com/1/725977299/4537825263

Did you miss the part where he is a Jew larping as a Christian which is what makes it insane or did you see the Christian part and just assume the poster was atheist?


f64e8e  No.376493

>>374611

Archive it you stupid newnigger


fde2c6  No.413863

>>376493

https://web.archive.org/web/20180424203046/https://comments.deviantart.com/1/725977299/4537825263

I got you.

https://comments.deviantart.com/1/741828689/4583445054

He's also been called out for supporting his based black men. So much for white nationalism though I think he once again left the alt-right after he stated its members were mean to him.


640848  No.413910

>>330207

>jewish

Imagine my surprise


fde2c6  No.414239

>>413910

He claims he is against "Jewish extremists" which means any Jew he disagrees with but talk him up on anything Zionist related and he'll shill Israel. He seems to be more then crypto. His Christianity may be him trying to hide his Judaism as he also said he was celebrating Passover. I know of no Christian that celebrates a Jewish holiday.


b4c031  No.414242

"Plus I have personally debunked the evolutionist dating method with my own mathematics skills" -t.elthibar

http://archive.is/e8WHM

http://archive.is/Hbbuf

http://archive.is/GJYCg

https://missouripatriot.deviantart.com/art/Historical-Proof-for-the-Bible-Part-1-739805374

If only I could be this intelligent to debunk evolution using math. How is he not rich yet from this discovery?


6d0fce  No.414649

"close to being the next cwc" is said for literally every single new lolcow ever


b4c031  No.416490

https://missouripatriot.deviantart.com/journal/SJW-and-White-Supremacist-attack-Christian-Liberty-742093739

>SJW-and-White-Supremacist-attack-Christian-Liberty

>that title

>that fucking title

I am extremely curious what he is blabbering on about and how this came to be.


b4c031  No.416494

Also

https://missouripatriot.deviantart.com/status/13376664

>Dear brothers and sisters in Christ, please pray that the people of the Emerald Isle will vote to defend their 8th amendment to their constitution and protect the unborn. We cannot watch our Hibernian kin die out.

>>262152

Wasn't he calling the Irish sub-humans in that post where he burned the flag?


1ec783  No.427187

>>262381

No they're quite literally a mixture of Picts and the Scotti (with Briton for some of the lowlands and a little bit of Norwegian mixed in for the islanders and folk way up north.) This is because a king who was half and half allowed the Scotti to immigrate in large numbers in response to Norwegian viking attacks. Scots from Aberdeen are estimated to be closely related to the Picts of old.

There is some of my autism for you in case you were running short.


c67dea  No.445793

>>414239

but wasn't The Last Supper a Passover feast?


447e31  No.448243

>>262216

Fuck the Irish.




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