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File: afe049d625e9a9b⋯.png (387.38 KB, 642x674, 321:337, 167c2502265e56db2db142a306….png)

8a8800  No.253703

As awful as foxdick Farms was, it did serve as my go-to place to keep up with the antics of ADF the fat disgusting Potato Man. Anyone know what IT has been up to these days?

8a8800  No.253706

Great Caesar's ghost! He does look like a potato.


8a8800  No.253707

File: 6f83d5def769e39⋯.png (253.34 KB, 710x393, 710:393, upload_2015-7-18_19-42-19.png)

May as well post what I was able to save before the Farms went down.


8a8800  No.253708

File: 7badd244f768cca⋯.jpg (175.81 KB, 794x537, 794:537, ADFPSA.jpg)


8a8800  No.253709

File: e1bd10a136804b5⋯.jpg (178.23 KB, 880x667, 880:667, idf.jpg)


8a8800  No.253710

File: efb3c4935a0b370⋯.jpg (216.6 KB, 930x837, 10:9, stopphil.jpg)


8a8800  No.253711

File: a55846554197f0d⋯.png (557.71 KB, 699x720, 233:240, upload_2015-7-16_21-17-35.png)


8a8800  No.253712

File: a92817979bfdb54⋯.png (448.12 KB, 844x375, 844:375, upload_2015-7-17_15-54-59.png)


8a8800  No.253713

File: 948c63ead37a102⋯.png (212.42 KB, 420x454, 210:227, upload_2015-7-25_21-35-47.png)


8a8800  No.253714

File: b6f1f9c1ac04ab0⋯.png (142.32 KB, 527x712, 527:712, upload_2016-4-26_15-30-51.png)


8a8800  No.253715

File: f9f9dbe0c69c621⋯.png (156.66 KB, 501x675, 167:225, upload_2016-6-14_9-35-38.png)


8a8800  No.253716

File: 70b92c2eb21043c⋯.png (296.78 KB, 398x365, 398:365, upload_2016-6-27_10-2-4.png)


8a8800  No.253718

File: 92617bf601db1a8⋯.mp4 (7.88 MB, 240x240, 1:1, Phil talking.mp4)


8a8800  No.253724

>>253718

>Ready for my close up, Mr. De Mille?


8a8800  No.253792

>>253714

THOSE DARN FASCIST GAMER GATORS GOT ME AGAIN!!!


8a8800  No.253793

>>253714

Dam, poppin dat motrin? He's on the hard stuff.


8a8800  No.253946

File: 8efb474dcd37109⋯.jpg (90.23 KB, 600x800, 3:4, 366d5216-1143-4d99-9024-0f….jpg)


8a8800  No.255463

File: 7ba13ab384f1687⋯.jpg (107.35 KB, 848x842, 424:421, ec7cc02ca21b4031b817f155e4….jpg)

What the fuck. This guy is physically becoming the resemblence of nuclear exposure. What the hell is wrong with his god damn everything? The fuck am I looking at.

This guy is so god damn weird looking


8a8800  No.255476

i think he caked himself in bronzer in that first photo to try to appear latino, but it literally just does make his head look like a dirty potato or someone's thumb with a face shooped onto it


8a8800  No.255477

File: 86e41a8be75ced5⋯.jpg (340.8 KB, 1000x750, 4:3, Dog_and_God.jpg)

>>255463

>>253946

Phew! What a looker!


8a8800  No.255481

>>253714

I'm guessing he means opiates?


8a8800  No.255483

>>255463

>>255477

Scientists Say They Have Discovered What They Call A "Super Mutant" in Portland

A mentally ill homeless man was arrested yesterday for attempting to steal a bike.

When approached by authorities, they were shocked as the man started shouting that they were "Capitalist agents of the foxdick Farms". Authorities were confused until the man attempted to flee on the stolen bicycle. He was swiftly apprehended and taken into custody when he started having seizures. The man was taken to the hospital as he claimed he was HIV+. When examined, doctors made an astonishing discovery, he was not only HIV-, the man appeared to have no physical ailments despite years of homelessness and drug troll. However, these experiences have destroyed his sanity. Scientists have dubbed this man a "Super Mutant" after an enemy in the Fallout series. The man's name has not been released to the media and his location is not known at this time.


8a8800  No.255517

File: dbf7e086626b772⋯.png (2.73 MB, 1200x1600, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

File: a11859376d2ef25⋯.png (144.35 KB, 250x313, 250:313, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1c292792dbe23dc⋯.png (2.97 MB, 1200x1600, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 4cb77bd43ee2319⋯.png (2.72 MB, 1200x1600, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 79b1a3028a571fe⋯.png (2.84 MB, 1200x1600, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

Isn't he finally not homeless and has a tranny boyfriend? Also, this…


8a8800  No.255522

>>255517

Wait, is his sac empty?


8a8800  No.255543

>>255522

The pics are from the foxdick board on Phil but yeah, he's trying to show off his ball removal. It's not clear if they're gone or if he's sucking them in.


8a8800  No.257346

File: 63685a2d39ab142⋯.png (88.76 KB, 252x255, 84:85, 1434568196610.png)


8a8800  No.257376

>>255517

#SwoleLeft


8a8800  No.257378

>>255522

>>255543

They're still there, Phil is full of shit as usual. He'd have surgery scars if he actually had them removed.

He seems to have some sort of hormonal disorder that makes his genitals unusually undersized.


8a8800  No.258608

>>253703

Lookin like a fucking reject from Fist of the North Star


8a8800  No.261361

File: e0290deff4d576e⋯.png (313.23 KB, 385x436, 385:436, oblivion face.png)

We need some backstory on ADF, here. From what little I recall, he was one of Chris's big trolls back in the bygone age of the clownshirt, then he himself became a cow when it was found out that he was a maoist, or any permutation of Marxist. Then I think he joined the brown berets or whatever the fuck they are; the spics who want California back–then he became a tranny prostitute. It's worth mentioning that he isn't actually Mexican, as if it isn't obvious. From the looks of him, he's probably some fucked up admixture of Irish criminals and English peasant stock. Correct me if I'm wrong.


8a8800  No.261363

>>261361

He wasn't really a "big troll." Just a guy with a CWCki account who hated Chris for being homophobic and related to Bob. Him and Robert Wayne Stiles were exposed at roughly the same time as trollers because it is the nature of the tranny to backstab.


8a8800  No.261383

>>261361

ADF wasn't actually a troll of Chris, the Inner Circle just had Chris "call out" a bunch of people who were really lolcows themselves like ADF, Nesshelper and Fatman. I think canine probably suggested the idea while drunk &/or high and the Inner Circle went with it because it wasn't the 9,056th fake girlfriend saga.

Honest question: Why did the Inner Circle keep coming back to this as a trolling idea?


8a8800  No.261637

>>261383

The fake girlfriends or the callouts of other cows?


8a8800  No.261640

>>261637

The fake girlfriend sagas from Blanca to Catherine. How many times can you fuck with a retard's hope like that before it gets boring?


8a8800  No.261642

>>261363

>>261383

ADF had some prominence on ED almost a decade ago, but really, even back in the ED days he was an attempt to find – and make – CWC mk. II. Despite superficial similarities down towards badly made crayon-drawn fantasies, he just wasn't as funny as Chris.

Despite that, trolls still kind of kept it up until Robert Wayne Stiles turned out to give out much more cocks, and ADF faded away.

Really, ADF is just another unpleasant tranny and is otherwise very boring.


8a8800  No.261646

>>261640

Catherine wasn't a fake sweetheart, though, which is the saddest thing. She told CWC from the start that she wasn't interested in a relationship and just wanted to be friends presumably because she was one of the people who just felt sorry for him.

Chris still chimped at her later because he felt like he put in enough "work" to turn their friendship into a relationship and entitled to sex.


8a8800  No.261661

File: ff7ff2ea594e7eb⋯.jpg (29.74 KB, 430x333, 430:333, Eid, Naiccm, Eid!.jpg)

>>261646

Ah. That actually explains a lot. Now, let's bring this thread back on topic. This was one of the Crayola drawings ADF made. They couldn't compare him to CWC then with this, but now…..


8a8800  No.261990

File: 076071c0951abfb⋯.gif (480.45 KB, 250x352, 125:176, 27f.gif)

>>255517

>>261637

Does he actually get around much with the other freaks in his area?

>>261361

No, he was just a troller like A-log

>>255483

>>261640

>>261646

I think part of the appeal was that he would fall for the same trick over again consecutively. They kept doing it just to show that they could


8a8800  No.261994

>>261990

Wordfilters?

>troll

>troll


8a8800  No.261995

>>261994

>troll shield


8a8800  No.262045

>>261990

>>261994

>>261995

Sorry about that. It's for the Britbong threads.


053cd8  No.328572

This guy is a piece of work


164444  No.396740

File: 627f8396b92d923⋯.jpg (46.08 KB, 500x500, 1:1, ADF1.jpg)

File: f8f5e9d2f66281a⋯.jpg (37.59 KB, 500x500, 1:1, ADF2.jpg)

File: dd9aef470b18c0e⋯.jpg (37.72 KB, 500x500, 1:1, ADF3.jpg)

File: 0218a2b44a2c537⋯.jpg (153.62 KB, 1280x1341, 1280:1341, ADF4.jpg)

Dunno if you guys have been keeping up with it but he's due for a sex change (Genital Reconstruction Surgery) on May 25th. No idea where he's doing it though.

He updates his blog daily, makes me wonder if this will turn into a legit suicide saga if Trump wins a second term in a few years.


f5fab2  No.396753

>>396740

I thought that was JF for a second


9378ec  No.422668

File: 50a57aef035b9b2⋯.jpg (14.56 KB, 357x402, 119:134, 1194338041498.jpg)

>>396740

>Aztlan

>It isn't in Mexico

Stupid white shit




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