3d7d7d No.245372
For his dedication to alog Josh for a whole year, this guy probably deserves his own thread.
Notorious for his antics at an Evanescence fan forum, EvThreads, he raised a personal army which shut down the forums after he was denied moderator position there, by painting the forums as a paedophile haven. In response, he was forced to sign an NDA to stop speaking about Amy Lee and Evanescence.
He was also a noted GamerGate sperg, who got banned from KotakuInAction after spamming links to his website and making sockpuppets there.
His dedication to shutting down KiwiFarms is incredible, considering it all began when he contacted Dynastia for a personal army request against aGGros and instead got a thread about him made instead.
Blog: http://matthewhopkinsnews.com/
Related reddit links:
https://archive.is/valen - Vordrak vs Kiwi Farms as chronicled by "SuperDynastia"
https://archive.is/4cj0b - self shilling as "Based Sam". KiA is not amused
https://www.reddit.com/user/RedLightsabre - an example of Vordrak's reddit sock
https://www.reddit.com/domain/matthewhopkinsnews.com/ - great honeypot to find out which accounts are Vordrak's sockpuppets
https://gab.ai/mhn - gab.ai account
3d7d7d No.245389
<reports> Local report on /cow/ by [2812b43823] on [1566b10332]: 'Mr. Smith is not a Lolcow, he is a legal expert. Delete this.' -> https://sys.8ch.net/mod.php?/cow/res/245372.html#245372 [1 file(s)]
<reports> file: 'ChubbyCheeksVordrak[1].png' -> https://sys.8ch.net/file_store/11ac48ed1482b5b48111791b7c58c1b0b545366801e12eea6580332049bc317f.png
<reports> Local report on /cow/ by [2812b43823] on [ca70a7fbd8]: 'Mr. Smith is not a Lolcow, he is a legal expert. Delete this.' -> https://sys.8ch.net/mod.php?/cow/res/245372.html#245385 [1 file(s)]
<reports> file: 'Sam Smith.png' -> https://sys.8ch.net/file_store/dc3095224e3aae1e0c8da2a446fabc7f89ab5a737d38b282a82a511838a3b20e.png
That was fast.
I'm going to allow this with an ultimatum solely because I smiled at the Evanescence story when I first heard it.
Because there's literally a forum full of faggots (and introman) discussing him, however, I'm placing a shorter ultimatum than usual: 100 posts. I want to see funny cocks and not unfunny foxdick sperging. Cocks, not fox.
3d7d7d No.245420
>>245389
Most of the activity on this guy is in the KF thread and crossposting stuff from there isn't likely to be useful.
Also on top of that much of the KF thread is in fact from Sam's obsessive sperging on the /cow/ Josh thread and plebbit and other such haunts.
I'd hope this thread would amount to nothing as a result of that. The only real reason to keep it open is Sam's tears.
3d7d7d No.245429
This guy is an asshole. I emailed him several times to let him know about the thread and he completely ignored me.
Ungrateful faggot.
We worked hard on this thread and I made an effort to email him.
3d7d7d No.245430
Josh is a real man. He would never ignore a thread about him because he can take the heat.
3d7d7d No.245431
I also commented on his blog to let him know about the thread.
3d7d7d No.245432
>>245431
My comment didnt appear. He might be asleep.
3d7d7d No.245434
>>245429
How long ago did you email him?
3d7d7d No.245435
I emailed him about 11am CST.
3d7d7d No.245436
>>245435
Maybe we could attract his attention if we offered him something he wants like Dynastia's dox? That could bring huge julay.
3d7d7d No.245437
>>245436
Pretty sure he saw the emails and the thread. Hes just being a fag and ignoring us. Probly best not to plan your trolling plans in the actual thread tho.
3d7d7d No.245438
>>245436
>>245437
…
…
If this thread turns out to be 400 pages of noticemesenpaivordrak … notice me. notice me. my faith in humanity will be destroyed.
Even the reports read like Null wrote them
> *"he is a legal expert"*.
Your faggotry is complete.
3d7d7d No.245439
I think my favorite Vordrak story is how he stalked an underage girl because she was given a moderator position at the Evanescence forum over him.
3d7d7d No.245441
>>245439
We could maybe join his wiki? He has been trying to wake it from the dead recently. He was spamming an article about Null desperately trying to incite interest and another user there has made a stub article on Jaimas.
http://www.kiwifarmswiki.com/index.php?title=Jaime_Cassidy
3d7d7d No.245442
>>245441
>>245436
Can. You. Please. Stop. Announcing. Your. Trolling. Tactics. In. The. Thread. You. Halal. Piece. Of. Shit.
3d7d7d No.245443
Is there any chance at all that this cow doesn't have a fetish about paedophiles/child rape? It's been going on since at least 2009.
http://archive.is/FdhWS
>Under his user name, Vordrak, he wrote: "Liberal policy poses a greater threat to our children than Tanya French does."
>He was referring to the Hatfield woman jailed, along with her boyfriend, for raping a 12-week-old girl.
3d7d7d No.245446
>>245441
So much sperging in one place.
The autism quotient here is off the scale.
vordrak is ignoring you whilst you openly plan to gain his attention and some other monumental kiwi faggot is reduced to impersonating him to make complaints.
all we need now is the vordrak and nully cummies song for the autism singularity to be complete.
3d7d7d No.245447
>>245442
No he is dead right not Halal. We just need the right bait to get Vordrak interested.
We could offer him information about Josh's new payment service, Josh's Mom Candy, Framergirl, Dynastia's Dox, Kiwi Farms' current host.
3d7d7d No.245448
>>245447
Thanks. I like the idea of something involving Josh's mom and Framergirl. Maybe Candy encouraged Josh or something like that?
3d7d7d No.245449
>>245447
Maybe that DeMarzi chick? We could use her in some way to goad him.
3d7d7d No.245450
>>245448
>> Maybe Candy encouraged Josh or something like that?
>>245449
>>Maybe that DeMarzi chick? We could use her in some way to goad him.
'Maybe' you should stop using the word, 'maybe'. 'Maybe' then it would not look like clumsy socking to 'maybe' get vordrak-senpai to notice you.
3d7d7d No.245451
>>245443
He's basically the Priest who screams about gays while sucking dick on the side.
3d7d7d No.245452
>>245451
That's unimportant. To bring this faggot down we need to make sure everyone knows about his opposition to free speech on KF.
That's what Samuel Collingwood Smith is all about: he wants to silence Josh and take away his 1st Amendment rights.
Josh is fighting for us all. What hurts KF hurts /cow/.
3d7d7d No.245453
>>245450
I hate his arrogance. Its like he thinks he is better than KF and just ignores us like he is something special not just a fat bongblimp.
3d7d7d No.245455
>>245442
Fuck off I am not Halal you fucking piece of shit!
My plans are far better than your clumsy idea of just sending Vordrak emails he will ignore. He can never ignore Dynastia's dox. Get the dox and we will getteth the man.
3d7d7d No.245456
>>245450
Fuck you faggot you cocksucking piece of shit!
3d7d7d No.245457
This forum is a joke. Everyone come to Kiwi Farms. None of you are worthy of washing Josh's feet.
3d7d7d No.245458
>>245456
>> Fuck you faggot you cocksucking piece of shit!
Implying I care ween.
3d7d7d No.245459
>>245457
I agree completely. No one could doubt the size of Josh's awesome manly feet. A huge contrast from Trump and his tiny hands. Wow, Trump's hands sure are tiny. Did I mention how tiny Trumps tiny little hands are?
3d7d7d No.245460
3d7d7d No.245461
>>245459
Trump is worth a million of you /cuck/s, which should be the name of this board BTW. "/cuck/".
Not the admin. His screen name here is pretty darn spot on already.
3d7d7d No.245465
>>245461
Please kill yourself, not-Josh.
3d7d7d No.245466
>>245457
>>This forum is a joke. Everyone come to Kiwi Farms. None of you are worthy of washing Josh's feet.
Implying we cold get close to them despite the stench.
3d7d7d No.245467
>>245465
>>245466
Josh fights for the 1st Amendment. We should revere him here.
3d7d7d No.245469
>>245468
Reading down this thread, I feel a strange weariness, as though I had crossed oceans of faggotry only to drown before ever catching sight of land.
3d7d7d No.245471
>>245468
If you told me that I would probably add:
3d7d7d No.245476
It's not like Sam would just post zero cocks shitposts in the thread to run down the 100 post clock or anything.
3d7d7d No.245481
>>245476
Nothing stopping you, Josh or anyone else posting cocks and getting vordrak-senpai to notice you.
The problem is there really arent that many cocks to be had here. This is poorly conceived KF personal army shit being dragged over to /cow/ to feed Null's fat little ego.
By all means show me some cocks because right now this thread is cancer.
3d7d7d No.245488
>>245476
>> It's not like Sam would just post zero cocks shitposts in the thread to run down the 100 post clock or anything.
Anything's possible, but it's 10pm here in the US and Google says its 3am where he is. He's just too arrogant to care about this thread.
3d7d7d No.245491
>>245476
C'mon where are all the cocks? Like the man said, a forum full of faggots are posting about this guy. No one is reaching around the internet to grab all the Kiwis cocks and stop you.
3d7d7d No.245492
>>245490
Why the fuck would I? I already said the thread was useless for obvious reasons.
3d7d7d No.245495
>>245420
>>245492
>>The only real reason to keep it open is Sam's tears.
You won't even get any Vordrak tears. To his credit, he has not chimped out once all year, despite Josh and Dyn's spergtastic stalking.
He just posts regularly announcing some disaster for KF or taunting Josh. (Or Anon-shilling his articles tbf). But no chimping, honestly.
3d7d7d No.245497
This guy is a major faggot, but him causing so much damage and asshurt to Kiwi has done a lot to block our view of his faggotry. He's going to inevitably stick around way too long and reveal the fullest extent of his stupidity and it will be awesome.
I mean, it took 2 years before Null threads were gold for awhile. Before then it was just asshurt autists banned from his site. But then Josh had to go and show 8chan that those butthurt autists may have had a point about him.
Give Vordrak some time and he'll massively overplay his hand.
3d7d7d No.245500
>>245495
Don't feed his ego. It has its own gravity well.
One the other hand that in no way changes the fact that this thread *is* cancer.
3d7d7d No.245501
>>245500
>>Don't feed his ego. It has its own gravity well.
Even so, this thread has Ebola.
3d7d7d No.245503
We are halfway down the thread and there's literally no fun stories, spergouts or even autism tales. You would think kiwis would have a massive dossier about this guy's shenanigans for the amount of butthurt he causes them. This thread is just dynastia or josh larping about how much they hate the guy and how we should all be laughing at him. You still have 50 posts to bring anything interesting at all >>245389
3d7d7d No.245504
>>245503
>there's literally no fun stories, spergouts or even autism tales
Because the only worthy thing about Vordrak is his war against Kiwis
3d7d7d No.245509
Was Josh's New Year's resolution to be much more of a faggot than he was last year? If so, pretty smart of him at choosing something he could actually achieve.
3d7d7d No.245512
Funny thing about vordrak is, for all his sperging against paedophiles, he was caught working with Laurelai of all people for his personal army.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/tommy-tooter-thomas-jay-wasserberg-thomasa-wasserberg-tommi-jayne-wasserberg-whistleblower.18925/page-292#post-1939765
Matthew Hopkins <matthopkins@thewitchfindergeneral.com>
Dec 9 (3 days ago)
to edwardprzydzial, laurelai, laurelai, yanderedev, sheenaduquette, me, stilanas, drrlmc, carolinachroni., hojuruku
Dear All,
First, for laughs, Moon is now on -283 popularity on Gab. As you know earlier this year I successfully sued Encyclopaedia Dramatica, representing myself.
3d7d7d No.245517
>>245512
>> he was caught working with Laurelai of all people for his personal army.
Meh. So he has a database of losers he uses as footsoldiers against Josh? Not very funny to be honest.
3d7d7d No.245520
Found this googling his name.
https://samuelcollingwoodsmith.exposed/
This was interesting:
>(2010 Onwards) Child fans of Evanescence. During the fallout of the Amy Lee fan forums, Samuel Smith was livid at the girls who moderated the forums. He began to stalk and harass one of its moderators who, at the time, was a minor. For the safety of the victims, only information already made public can be disclosed.
>
>In 2016, one of these girls came out to speak on her abuse, but very quickly after, she was confronted by Smith in private.
>
>The predatory abuser figured out which of his young female victims was talking about him was based on the details of her story. He threatened her with costly and emotionally draining litigation unless she immediately disappeared and stopped going public. The full extent of her abuse remains unknown due to Samuel's strength in terrorizing people. He has successfully covered up information about the long-lasting emotional damage she endured. https://archive.is/ETLDb
Interesting the anti-paedophile went after girls half his age.
3d7d7d No.245522
>>245441
You're throwing a fellow Gamergate sperg under the bus when he doesn't even post in your threads. Terrible as always at making friends.
3d7d7d No.245523
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3d7d7d No.245527
>>245526
>manlet
>"a little extra"
>"attended university"
>drinks socially, has no friends
>looking for any partner with a pulse willing to fuck him
3d7d7d No.245528
I found some sperging attempts by Kiwis to get Vordrak to notice them.
https://gab.ai/Andulvar/posts/3608041
https://gab.ai/Andulvar/posts/3608106
https://gab.ai/Andulvar/posts/3608113
No chimping or reaction at all from Vordrak.
This is a corpse of a thread, but it does get the Farms all excited just like a school full of speds at feeding time.
3d7d7d No.245530
>>245529
It's around 12:36 in London so he will be awake and have seen my emails by now. He must know about this thread.
3d7d7d No.245531
>>245528
>I found some sperging attempts by Kiwis to get Vordrak to notice them.
obviously you noticed them, Sam, or you wouldn't have posted them here. kind regards.
3d7d7d No.245532
>>245531
LARPING Vordrak is here doesn't make you not autistic.
This isn't Kiwi Farms where we hugbox your delusions. Get some decent kek or GTFO.
3d7d7d No.245533
>>245520
If all this thread is going to be is links to Null's sites can you just kill yourself now please.
3d7d7d No.245534
>>245509
>> Was Josh's New Year's resolution to be much more of a faggot than he was last year? If so, pretty smart of him at choosing something he could actually achieve.
This is literally just a Josh thread. It's just a wall of complaints about the cancer some admin inadvertently let into the board with the occasional foray from Not-Josh linking to a KF or one of his other unfunny sites.
Null was sperging on KF the other day about how Vordrak is literally all the posters on /cow/.
3d7d7d No.245535
>>245534
/cow/ is cucked. This is what the end of civilization looks like.
JOSH is a champion of free speech willing to undergo hardship for the FIRST AMENDMENT. Do you even know what that means?
SAMUEL COLLINGWOOD SMITH is a sinister freak who fights against free speech on the basis of whatever banner of convenience suits his purposes at the time.
3d7d7d No.245536
>>245535
>>/cow/ is cucked. This is what the end of civilization looks like.
>>JOSH is a champion of free speech willing to undergo hardship for the FIRST AMENDMENT. Do you even know what that means?
>>SAMUEL COLLINGWOOD SMITH is a sinister freak who fights against free speech on the basis of whatever banner of convenience suits his purposes at the time.
Could you be any more obvious, not-Josh? The tumors on this thread have cancer of their own.
3d7d7d No.245537
>>245535
This thread should have been euthanized at birth, like Candy wishes she had done to Josh.
3d7d7d No.245538
Since we are having a meme making competition, here's mine.
Can we end this personal army cancer now?
The only thing really relevant about smith is his attacks on Josh. The only thing we get of remote kek in this thread is Not-Josh sperging on about Josh being a wealthy champion of free speech from his mother's basement.
3d7d7d No.245539
>>245503
I noticed. They have 29 more chances to post something funny, but the current trajectory of the thread is another Null thread with a "WE SHOULD TROLL HIM BECAUSE HE'S TROLLING NULL" slant.
>>245442
>>245447
>>245448
Nice foxdick slang. You should probably post more examples of him being a lolcow instead of just plotting to use us to troll him.
3d7d7d No.245540
Vordrak is awake. I have a monitor on his Gab and he reposted about an article involving Obama and China.
3d7d7d No.245541
>don't talk shit about Sammy because he doesn't like nool either
that's on the same level of faggotry as null banning people for pointing out that randi harper is fat
3d7d7d No.245542
>>245540
Gee Golly! who could you be? Don't Kiwi Farms have a bot for monitoring that tranny Greta?
Writing a stalk bot is not power-trolling its turning the autism up to 11. I think we *and Josh) are keeping memegenerator in sheckels today.
3d7d7d No.245544
So does Vordy have a actual legal pratice or he does he just use his lolwyer status to fuck with people he doesn't like? I wonder what it takes for someone to get disbarred in the UK…
3d7d7d No.245546
>>245544
No solicitor firm in England would ever let this bumbling idiot anywhere near them. He calls himself a "McKenzie Friend", which is the name for any person who offers legal help without actually being a lawyer. They're illegal in the US (you can't claim to offer legal advice if you're not a lawyer), but in the UK they serve as a poor man's lawyer. His only actual experience as a McKenzie Friend involved helping a mentally handicapped person navigate England's legal system.
He's never done anything since then and now spends his entire life stalking the Kiwi Farms and spamming memes on /cow/ to duck scrutiny.
3d7d7d No.245547
>>245546
>>He's never done anything since then
Which is why this is an unfunny personal army notice-me-senpai thread.
This is cancer.
3d7d7d No.245548
>>245547
You have 8 very, very defensive posts in this thread. It's almost like you feel threatened by it. Should probably switch IPs on your VPN again.
3d7d7d No.245549
And I obviously meant anything productive. He still hobbles around the Internet filing legal complaints every day.
3d7d7d No.245551
>>245548
>>245539
If 9 pots with the same ID trying to spam this thread hoping it will get saged isn't funny then I don't know what is lol
3d7d7d No.245558
>>245549
>>And I obviously meant anything productive. He still hobbles around the Internet filing legal complaints every day.
Didn't they get Josh kicked off his host again on Christmas Eve and have him sperging in chat about it?
I expected something funny. All I see is warmed over Kiwi Farms crap that wasn't funny when it was new and on KF.
3d7d7d No.245559
>>245551
I'd rather see more of the Amy Lee story.
I tried to goad Null into posting it, but sudden contact from me seemed to put him on edge: http://pastebin.com/ssKNpxPQ
That leaves eighteen more chances for the thread to not get bumplocked.
3d7d7d No.245560
>>245559
>>245542
You know what's funny? The null autism bot. I just looked and that is actually true.
>>Don't Kiwi Farms have a bot for monitoring that tranny Greta?
Josh actually made a bot to stalk the tranny that went around his house and scared him.
3d7d7d No.245561
>>245559
Face it you are a failure. You cannot point to one great thing your leadership on /cow/ has brought about in the last two years.
Just delete it. Save yourself the trouble. No one cares about /cow/. You're just a bunch of patheric /cucks/ like ED.
3d7d7d No.245562
>>245560
Null is stalking this tranny 24/7 and he has a problem with her going to his house? I love narcissist logic.
I know she is a tranny, but she scared Null and that's why I'm calling her a her.
3d7d7d No.245563
>>245561
I've laughed at ED articles that weren't written by /cow/.
3d7d7d No.245564
You know what its like to fight for free speech? Every day I wake up and Im scared. Scared that the next knock at the door will be the NSA or the CIA.
Or maybe mom will come home in tears again because they've been coming after her job.
Or some pathetic retard lolcow will post my grandparents phone number again or my bank account will be closed down or some crazy will call at my house.
Or some teenage girl will be emailing me crying after legal threats.
Or my hosting will be cancelled or my advertising or my social networks.
That is what it is like to fight for free speech.
I will never rest until Samuel Collingwood Smith is brought to JUSTICE.
3d7d7d No.245565
>>245563
ED wouldn't laugh so hard if KF went after their hosting and advertising. Their fall has been coming for far too long. They are an irrelevance now.
3d7d7d No.245566
>>245565
>>ED wouldn't laugh so hard if KF went after their hosting and advertising. Their fall has been coming for far too long. They are an irrelevance now.
I'll give him this. The thought of Josh, Dyn and KF now THAT is funny.
3d7d7d No.245567
>>245566
* The thought of Josh, Dyn and KF trying to fight Zaiger now THAT is funny.
3d7d7d No.245569
>>245559
Josh is pathetic. Anyone can find shit on the Amy Lee story. All it takes is a few seconds with Google:
http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/evanescence-singer-amy-lee-i-am-a-free-and-independent-artist/
A few months after her fight with Vordrak it was announced she was 'free' and 'independent' of her label. Looks like she was dropped.
She's free in the same way Josh is 'free' and 'independent' of 8chan in his mommys basement.
3d7d7d No.245570
>>245565
>>ED wouldn't laugh so hard if KF went after their hosting and advertising. Their fall has been coming for far too long. They are an irrelevance now.
Please drink bleach Not-Josh.
3d7d7d No.245571
3d7d7d No.245572
>>245571
>>What a great thread
Spergtastic.
3d7d7d No.245573
>>245564
This thread is what the tragedy of malignant narcissism looks like. Null finally gets his wish and he got nuthin.
3d7d7d No.245574
>>245563
I got /cow/ a present. Fly it high and bend over for Vordrak with pride!
3d7d7d No.245575
This place really is full of cucks.
3d7d7d No.245576
Joshua 'Kiwinull' Moon and Adam Wan must be killed for pedophilia.
3d7d7d No.245578
>>245576
You said that in the last Null thread and it wasn't funny then.
3d7d7d No.245579
>>245576
Jokes about how Null is a pedophile are old and tired just like /cow/
3d7d7d No.245580
>>245578
>>You said that in the last Null thread and it wasn't funny then.
This is 'the last Null thread'. /cow/ offered it all to Null on a plate and he dropped the ball. 102 posts in and he has nuthin.
3d7d7d No.245583
>>245580
Offered what to Null? A shitty thread full of may may posts? Why would anyone contribute to this thread?
3d7d7d No.245585
In a display of profound competence and exemplary administrative judgement never seen on the Kiwi Forum, /Cow/'s owner has decided that this thread is not applicable to the theme of /Cow/ (LOLcows). Sam Smith is not a LOLcow by anyone's determination, and I think we can all hereby agree to DELETE this thread and go back to targeting the paedophiles, abusers, and defamers responsible for abhorrent cocks on the Kiwi Forum. They are the true LOLcows.
3d7d7d No.245586
>>245585
>cocks
LOL. Very funny word filter, Jew!
3d7d7d No.245590
>>245585
May the thread rest in peace.
3d7d7d No.245592
3d7d7d No.245630
Holy shit I can't believe /cow/ is defending Vordrak! This place is really cucked, have fun with your dying board!
3d7d7d No.245636
3d7d7d No.245674
>>245586
That's a filter that's been around since 789chan, newfag.
3d7d7d No.245675
Whoever reported half the posts in this thread individually is the real lolcow
3d7d7d No.245680
>>245675
Some of that reads like Oliver D. Smith's insane handiwork, as does:
>>245585
He's been white knighting Vordrak for the past months and is one of the lolcows that Vordrak collected for his autism wars. http://archive.is/anRwH
3d7d7d No.245816
3d7d7d No.246229
I have sent a package to Vordrak's house. We'll see if he keeps flagging shit when he opens it.
[cackling intensifies]
3d7d7d No.247079
>>245526
He "wants kids," all right…
Sam is just a hysteric who goes after anything he doesn't like (Twitter, Kiwi Farms, Lib Dems) wih the child rapist label. It's unfortunate because it trivializes Josh's admitted lust for young boys and neko shota. He did have that amusing incident with Amy Lee, but other than that he's mostly entertaining fo fucking Josh's shit up.