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5aa00c No.245227

Is it him, /cow/?

>(((POUNDS YOU IN THE ASS FOR CALLING ME NATE SPERGWOOD)))

5aa00c No.245229

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>>245227

For me it's a tie between ManletTears and Nate. While Nate's reaction to the threads about him on /cow/ was fucking gold, Manley's failed attempts at trying to make himself out to not appear like an autist was pretty entertaining as well. Plus, all of the dirt dug up on Manley makes him seem more pathetic than Nate.


5aa00c No.245232

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honorable mention


5aa00c No.245235

>>245232

Are his eyes a birth defect or something? Because I hope that's just a shop. I don't think anyone should have eyes that look that retarded.


5aa00c No.245236

Null, without a doubt

>Alienated the near entirety of 8chan for failling to deliver Infinity NEVER

>Growing paranoia reaching unexpected levels

>His slapfight against Vordrak

>His edgy entry in the alt-right world, only to be ignored/shamed by alt-right communities

>Starting to realize his forum is in legal danger

I probably forgot a lot


5aa00c No.245237

>>245236

Trying to get some of that sweet hipster welfare and crapping his pants when a tranny wanted to have a chat with him while having his mom take care of it.

There was that too. Josh should honestly become an HVAC tech or a plumber. But, he wouldn't be Josh if he was pragmatic or even not narcissistic.


5aa00c No.245238

Null. It's not even a contest.


5aa00c No.245239

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>>245238

Nate "Whine Punch Man/Lloyd Christmas's Bastard Son" Spergwood neé Speed is a good contender. Here's his fight song.


5aa00c No.245240

>>245239

Null is the sad owner of the KiwiFarms, it's pretty hard to top that.


5aa00c No.245252

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I want to nominate Timbox. He always lurked here only to keep getting butt-hurt from our heckling (He has reported a bunch of posts only to get made fun of by the mods). Tim also tried to return to Tumblr only to delete his second account again when he found out someone saved his entry about Mandark scaring the piss out of him like the retard he is.

Now he's treating DA as his new haven, but he recently spazzed out over in the new thread we made about him. It was funny seeing him get angry when he copied his shit posting.

Oh yea, he got one of his brother banned from ED when he tried to edit his ED page, and we found out a music producer made fun of Tim after Tim sent him his bullshit Dexter's Odyssey proposal.


5aa00c No.245301

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Tamers12345 deserves an honorable mention. He might not be a cow, but he's incredible.


5aa00c No.245305

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>>245301

Tamers is CWC but instead of stopping at making Sonichu Tamers made his own paper comics he learned MSPaint and turned all of his autism rage into art. What autism is left is used the heckle people in his comments. He is truly a cow to behold.


5aa00c No.245341

Either Nate, Timbox, or Tamers. Not as much Tamers because he's not as lulzworthy, but Nate and Timbox I think provided the most interesting and entertaining threads.


5aa00c No.245344

>>245305

Tamers actually has some level of self awareness and sense of humor about how ridiculous his desires and actions are. This makes him rare and precious among cows.


5aa00c No.245345

Spergwood was the funniest five days of my life.


5aa00c No.245346

Peter Coffin will always be my lolcow of the year


5aa00c No.245347

>>245346

He was LOTY 2015


5aa00c No.245348

>Best Comeback

ManlyTears. I only know of him through /v/ memes, and I actually felt bad that he became a living meme for pissing off /v/. But spending actual time interacting him cements his place in cowdom forever. He clearly is a true lolcow.

>Best tantrum

Nate Spergwood's rampage was something that'll go down in history books. The RPing, the yelling, the autistic rambling, it was glorious - and the word filters made it even more amazing.

>Cow the Year

Briana Wu. The >woman singlehandedly turned GamerGate from a petty internet flamewar into an international shitshow and pretty much helped Trump win. Now >she's running for congress. Let's hope >she wins! The first lolcow president might not be far away!


5aa00c No.245350

>>245348

>calling Brianna a woman

>Hopes she wins for "lulz" not even trolls want

No.


5aa00c No.245351

>>245235

It definitely looks like it because you would see more wrinkles around his left eye.


5aa00c No.245654

Someone had asked for mine in #ncr, so here they are.

Jan 01 14:21:10 <JEWS> #1 is nate Spergwood because that was fucking fun

Jan 01 14:21:20 <JEWS> #2 is thursday lane

Jan 01 14:21:28 <JEWS> #3 is tamers12345

Jan 01 14:21:49 <JEWS> #4 is chris-chan

Jan 01 14:21:55 <JEWS> #5 is britbong

Jan 01 14:24:25 <JEWS> lifetime achievement award for robb


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5aa00c No.245741

>>245654

What is the criteria for being nominated? I feel like Chris would be lolcow of the year in maybe 2007, 2008, 2009 or 2010, but hardly 2016. I just don't think he's provided enough cocks for 2016.

Now, Nate and Timbox, totally.


5aa00c No.245749

>>245741

My own amusement from his "vagina." I didn't intend it to be an official thing.

Timbox is still fun, but I laughed at him the most after rediscovering that old Lucy Liu video.


5aa00c No.245752

>>245749

I'm really interested in Tim, and I think that he could be a successor to Chris Chan, but he isn't at the moment because he is not really trolled as much as Chris circa 2009


5aa00c No.245774

I think I'd have to go with Nate Spergwood overall.

Honorable mention goes to Brexit and especially the US elections, which provided mountains and mountains of salt from almost every single lolcow and even normies.

Some other memorable moments from last year:

Null: Started a pissing war with trannies, one of which drove to his house armed with knives/crossbow as Null hid in the bathroom

Vordrak: Buttblasted about having a thread mocking him, so dedicated to getting it taken down he started emailing terrorist threats to maternity wards and working with other cows such as Laurelai and Nate Spergwood

Brianna Wu: Game finally released on Steam, with a game-breaking bug at the end which he never patched (afaik). He fought the alt-right and won, now he's running for congress

Chris-Chan: He thought he grew a "vagina" by listening to YouTube videos. He also flipped his shit about Donald Trump and started staging mock executions and trashing his toys in anger

Shmorky: I don't know if this counts as this year, but those leaked ERP logs were like a disgusting drama bomb that's had multiple communities riled up and infighting

Peter Coffin/Zoe Quinn/etc.: Similar situation as Shmorky's, one of their 'friends' fucking them over by releasing their private Skype logs may not count towards this year, but man there was some good salt there. Despite the best efforts of 20+ of these idiots working together, 8chan is still here

I know i'm forgetting some good drama from last year but it's hard to remember it all when the Trump Train caused such a massive avalanche of salt and cows have been chimping about it nearly every day since.


5aa00c No.245819

Spergwood is the stuff of legends. Forever in my heart shall the lulz he produced remain.

Well, my heart or my ass, it's hard to tell because of all the pounding he gave me during his threads.


5aa00c No.246481

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>>245819

I think everything about him is hilarious as fuck. Spergwood, what kind of name is that? I also find his art disturbingly creepy in a postmodernist way.


5aa00c No.246485

Jahans




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