/cow/ - Lolcows

This is why you don't quit your job if you become e-famous. You get disconnected from the real world and you think chomping out at someone doing an interview with some website you don't like or joking about raping co-stars.

>>240210

If you look up his picture. He looks very disconnected with reality.

That is one faggy hairdo.

>>240209

His last Zelda vid was just riffing on the same tired handful of commercials we've known about for years since youtube's start, if not earlier.

Didn't he beg Bro Team to let Angry Joe to put his gamergate video back up after he used his logo without permission or something?

>>240223

No one of channel awesome gets those kind of views. At most Doug Walker maybe.

>>240225

Greasy hair is popular among nu-males and hipsters.

>>240209

>Went off on Jontron for doing a interview for Breitbart

Just checked that out (don't care much about that persian fatso or breitbart) and it seems half the fucking autismsphere is going full sperg about this hairy jihadist talking to the evul whitey beef supremes of the internet

>>240261

Whatever the hell you can say about JonTron, he's undeniably the most psychologically stable of any of these guys paid to play video games. It isn't a coincidence that he's the only major LPer who hasn't fallen to SJW nonsense.

>>240266

He does say he supports bernie the bull prepper and didn't even bother to find out what GG was about, that to me screams "I'm cucked and having second thoughts about it, but not enough to un-cuck myself" which is basically the same thing that happened to that whiny beaner chick who almost anhero'd her taco ass after all of the steven otherkinverse spergs went full lacicumgobblergreen on her because she drawn a character not morbidly obese enough, but despite all the bullshit they made her go through she's still a socjus retard coddling with the same people who celebrated her sudoku

Now, I can understand that jihadi jon here is afraid of being completely shit on in public and losing his yt subs which gives him the big buxs he needs to buy more camel-flavored ramen and fund ISIS but…

BUT…

He should be able to see that most of the people buttflustered as fuck for his tame comments are not his subs but mostly boring ass dull poorfags who never watched his videos at all. He should also notice that by changing sides he would not just be able to voice his opinions more freely but also profit more, as many game devs have also realized.

And yet he stays somewhat cucked, he voted for the socjus candidate even after being epically shit on by many of those berniefags 2 years ago for saying the word retarded.

>>240269

That's a shame. I was hoping that Zami or whatever was smart enough to stop being a SJW. How long until the SJW crowd turns on her again and she actually kills herself for real this time, I wonder?

He needs to wash his hair.

As you can see here: http://normalboots.com/, PBG is basically throwing a tantrum over his boss conversing with the enemy.

>>240290

Some people learn their lesson but others are too far gone

>>240307

It is possible since their parents being arab immigrants were possibly ultra-conservatives so being a berniecuck was his way of getting back at them

But most real sjws were coddled as fuck and never abused which might be why jon despite being at least borderline cuck'd he still wont bend down to sjw full-on faggotry

>>240385

Only Jon's dad is an Arab. His mum's from somewhere in Europe, can't remember where

>>240469

His Dad is Persian, while his mum is Hungarian IIRC

>>240472

Ah, that's why he has some gypsy-esque traits. I don't mind John though.

Actually, on topic. I haven't even watched PBG in a few years. I kinda got bored of his cocks and I also found Brutalmoose. Has his cocks just been the same old?

How long until he goes tranny?

>>240827

>How long until he goes tranny?

Tranny do tend to have greasy hair

>>240827

Right after he walks in on his wife fucking JonTron.

>>240848

Is he married?

>>240863

Yep, he is: https://mobile.twitter.com/unicornism/status/614275440367153155

Married for about a year and a half.

https://mobile.twitter.com/unicornism

Here's her twitter.

>>240209

I used to watch his Zelder video's when I was a huge Zelder spurg. I just gradually lost interest I guess. Any type of Celeb talking about politics is cancer.

>>240875

>Here's her twitter.

Plenty of pics of the cucks, generic "cute" shit, sailor moon obsession that borders on dyke, and plenty of tumblr-tier animu shots of "her"

I'm guessing she's either fugly as fuck, a tranny or doesn't even exists and its just this guy pretending he's married

Then again I couldn't be arsed to look at all his videos and shit to see if she's actually there

>>241685

Yeah I don't get the point of anyone wanting to be that divisive over politics, especially when you essentially make a living off of entertaining people.

I'm a little surprised PBG would sperg out this way, but I guess this is what happens to people's personalities when they disconnect from most of society.

>>240269

I had to think a little bit while reading this post, just so I could tell what you were saying.

>>241838

I think its called humor, my spergy friend…

>>241838

>>241978

I couldn't understand all the /pol/speak either and the point of humor is to be funny. Hard to be funny talking about politics and even harder when you're trying too hard to fit in.

>>241780

Nah. There's not even any pics of her. She's got to be ugly as sin because if she's parading on twitter saying, "Omg @PBG is my husband! :333" she's obviously desperate for SOME sort of fame but won't show her face because she looks like a dog. Women with dark hair usually look like shit so it's no surprise she's got to use tumblr art for her profile pictures.

>>241780

>doesn't even exists and its just this guy pretending he's married

He's not Peter Coffin

>>241984

Not that guy sperg, but even I got the jokes

And afaik he didn't talk about jews and niggers so not pol-tier

>>241994

>Women with dark hair usually look like shit

Thats bullshit, ugly bitches are ugly bitches, hair color don't matter since they can dye it

Point is she might not even exist, it might just be pbg pretending

Think for a second peter's wife ended up being real even if she looked fake as fuck, but in this case we have no pics at all, just tumblr animu avatars

>>242053

The difference between Coffin and PBG is that Coffin is incredibly pathologically pathetic. So desperate for that e-fame that he would make up a girlfriend just to get some attention and boost his YouTube numbers, and then lie, double down and pretend he was 'catfished' when exposed.

PBG's relatively well adjusted. I haven't watched his stuff in years but were it not for the politisperging and the sperging about Zelda month, I would have said he was an okay guy. Certainly one of the better e-celebs. And he was already quite popular, so I don't really see why he'd make up having a wife. It certainly wouldn't be to boost his numbers. His Twitter's also not filled with posts about how his wife did this or that, unlike Coffin's.

I'm going say that PBG's wife is real until proven definitively otherwise

>>242105

>PBG's relatively well adjusted

That's his public persona, the mask he puts on so kids will like him. Think of all the people working in kid shows that were totally fucked up IRL

>so I don't really see why he'd make up having a wife

Because not having one despite his age and efame would make him look pathetic. eceleb fags have huge egos relative to their tiny real relevance. It could be that IRL he's a supreme gentleman who never gets any and he's been hidding his powerlevel all along

And that includes pretending he's married. Even coffin pathetic as he is tried to use pics of a real woman and then get a real woman. This guy is posting pictures of him ALONE and his girlfriend is nothing but a twitter account full of animu and tumblr shit

>>242200

The fact that he had the idea to put on a mask and hold it together for 3+ years now tells me he's a lot more adjusted than most e-celebs. Not a high standard at all and overall he is not well-adjusted, but I'm going to get high and bingewatch his videos. If I don't find physical evidence of his wife, I'll report back.

Addendum: Meant that the mask is crumbling.

And if I do find evidence, I'll post it. PBG is pathetic but not Coffin-tier

Think his wife was in a couple of his streams speaking. Not entirely sure tho

>>242200

>Because not having one despite his age and efame would make him look pathetic.

Lots of his contemporaries aren't married. JonTron isn't married. A man his age not being married is far from unusual

>>242204

>PBG is pathetic but not Coffin-tier

Never said he was coffin-tier, just that even pete did eventually post pics of his wife

>>242240

>JonTron isn't married

Yeah but he has a gf, thats the point

Is not that he is marry or not, but that he's alone, get it?

>>242191

I doubt CWC Will ever knock anyone up

>>242712

>glassy eyes

>wapanese-look

wew

>>242590

He did, with a prostitute.

>>242712

I don't know why anyone would think he made up his wife. PBG doesn't have a history of that sort of thing.

Coffin has history. He's been sockpuppeting his work everywhere since forever and he got caught making up a girlfriend. It was a reasonable assumption on that basis that his wife and child were also made up (I still don't think the child is his).

>>242740

>I don't know why anyone would think he made up his wife. PBG doesn't have a history of that sort of thing.

Again, her twitter had not even one pic of her, only drawings and pics of pbg alone

Given the history of cows with fake relationships it was suspicious

>>240244

Cinema Snob gets a shitload of views when he reviews a Christian film

>>250353

I thought Brad just had a chip on his shoulder about fundies. But that actually explains a lot.

>>250364

Does that mean Ethan is Bane in this scenario, or CIA?

>>250513

Looks like the delusional manchild discovers that his "friend" disagrees with him.

>>250364

I believe JonTron said "right of center", which is still somewhere in that moderate sphere/diamond

>>250353

>>250362

It's a mix of getting hits plus Brad Jones' revenge for growing up going to Christian academies.

Seems true for anyone that exit those places that there's only 2 outcomes: you either become super religious or go full atheist/agnostic

>>242203

>The fact that he had the idea to put on a mask and hold it together for 3+ years now tells me he's a lot more adjusted than most e-celebs

All the successful ones do that, only the batshit one show their powerlevel

>>242712

She looks way older than him

>>250364

>Even with Jon being a political centerist and a Bernout

>implying these leftard fanatics care about what you actually did/do and not if you are virtue-signaling like them or not

And thats why you shouldn't waste a second trying to be "friends" with these people

>>250532

That got me thinking how many kids born to these extreme leftards will end up becoming ultra right-wing just as revenge for the faggotry they had to endure as kids

In fact it may be already happening…

>>250513

>>250364

>>242712

what a fag

>>250365

I like to think Ethan is CIA and Jon is Bane

>>250650

>She looks way older than him

She probably is

>>250532

>become super religious or go full atheist/agnostic

Wrong. Brad Jones and the rest of channel awesome are selective atheist. They would make a openly anti-Christian movie. But Brad jones and doug Walker not only never mad fun of Islam. They consider any joke that could offend Muslims hate speech that should be outlawed.

>>250907

Wait, this anon is right.

I knew a guy who also looked like this. He had a gaming-related youtube channel and slowly became a huge tumblrina SJW.

We might be onto something here, if we know the signs we can stop the disease

>>240269

a lot of people during GG took a general stance of ignorance. it was the only way to come out clean. Now Jon's in a position where even if he loses a heavy amount of subs he can still live at his current quality of life. Truth is though, I don't think he lost any by coming out as a full shitlord. More than likely, Jon realized he wasn't hollywood bound and decided to live it up like pewdiepie has been.

>>250923

Hasn't his subcount gone up?

>>250364

>>250513

Apparently, they stopped being friend a while ago because of a work disagreement. At least that's the official story.

https://twitter.com/PeanutButterGmr/status/825187460237791232

>>250987

all of his stats have gone up, but it's a common belief that when you become even slightly political you cut your audience in half, at least. Unless you're willing to lose that many, it's generally not worth trying. Thankfully the majority of Jon's audience agreed with him and the ones that don't either don't care or were made up for in new subscribers.

>>251013

>Apparently, they stopped being friend a while ago because of a work disagreement

Sounds like bullshit PR. Even if it's true. It's still pathetic that he stop being friends with someone because of a work disagreement

fuck everyone that bad mouths jon.

dude is one of the most genuine youtube personalities we have left, even if his new cocks is kind of shitty. He works for a disney subsidiary now so it will never have the same bite as it used to.