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aa188e No.213556

Aaron Renk, also known as TheBurningDonut, is a 37 year old jobless furry/MLP-anthro artist who lives in a van (until recently he was living with his parents).

He's also a notable asskisser of his friend/fellow lolcow ForNoGoodReason. In fact, Aaron tried to raid /cow/ over the then newly-created thread on FNGR, which went about as well as you'd expect. As it turns out, being a fucking autist and spamming MLP image macros was only the most recent of his spergpouts.

As an example, a couple of years back someone on /v/ spotted Aarons van, which they then took photos of and posted to a thread, to which Aaron promptly starting crying about it on his livejournal and on the /v/ thread itself (attacking "4 can" for making humanity look bad), alongside sperging over another incident around the same time after a bunch of schoolgirls laughed at him for being a fat loser on a BMX.

Aaron also seems to be completely irresponsible with his money, deciding that sonic the hedgehog t-shirts and bikes are more important than moving out, paying off fines and college loans, or even buying a pair of pants. This is probably why he has to e-beg on gofundme and youtube for a job.

He also hates war films (and the police) because someone stole $400 worth of videogames from his locker whilst he was in the army and was dishonourably discharged for not keeping up/refusing orders.

Aarons sperging on /cow/:

>>188027

>>188032

>>188046

>>188049

>>188058

>>188066

>>188074

>>188084

>>188095

https://www.youtube.com/user/TheBurningDonut

https://twitter.com/TheBurningDonut/with_replies

http://theburningdonut.deviantart.com/

http://theburningdonut.livejournal.com/ / https://archive.is/KcmtL

http://us.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/TheBurningDonut/

https://www.facebook.com/TheBurningDonut / https://archive.is/aXNn4

http://theburningdonut.livejournal.com/90682.html / https://archive.is/uob2D /

https://foolz.fireden.net/v/last/50/164813690/ (Van/BMX sperging)

http://theburningdonut.deviantart.com/journal/Gia-Online-666-247869261/ https://archive.is/yelxX (Aaron is too poor for "evin afford a fuckin pair of pants")

http://theburningdonut.deviantart.com/journal/I-am-not-a-jarhead-233142194#comments

https://archive.is/PtZas (War is hell!)

aa188e No.213559

Oh wow an * chan thread about me?

Oh man I feel so special!

Anyone have questions for me or maybe an interview?

I have to admit I'm pretty honored!


aa188e No.213562

>>213559

pls go fuck with Dysnomia and Gilbert

Dysnomia uses a tripcode on /b/ and Gilbert posts with the word "Kennedi" or "Sage" in every one of his posts


aa188e No.213568

>>213562

Enough with the personal army request.


aa188e No.213571

>>213568

Personal army is doxing, while just asking people to go fuck with him is different.

Dysnomia doesn't need doxing, and Gilbert was already doxed. I more wanted to shame them and make it a kind of warning to leave 8chan.


aa188e No.213572

>>213568

Also, it's more to just fuck with them and make them leave 8chan rather than to ruin their lives. They don't need dragon dildos in the mail like Chris Chan. They just need to fuck off and know that 8chan is dangerous.


aa188e No.213574

>>213571

Pretty sure that fucking qualifies. Can we get a ban?


aa188e No.213576

>>213574

Fine, I really don't care.

Ban me or don't, I won't evade it, as I'm bored.


aa188e No.213584

who is Dysnomia?


aa188e No.213599

>>213559

>Anyone have questions for me or maybe an interview?

Do you finally have pants?


aa188e No.214603

File: 1465738378374.png (685.34 KB, 603x731, 603:731, ClipboardImage.png)

Zootopia and beyblade backpacks are more important than buying pants and moving out of a trash-infested van

https://twitter.com/TheBurningDonut/status/740734288501440512

https://tweetsave.com/theburningdonut/status/740734288501440512


aa188e No.214635

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>>214603

>>213559

Your interests are plastered everywhere and you look criminally unhireable. You live out of a can with brony/furry style characters on it. I'm not sure which deck company would Just laugh at you or just outright turn you away. Also stop being so autistic and buying useless toy garbage.

Both you and FNGR are going to meet a brick wall when MLP is on its death bed.


aa188e No.214639

File: 1465822408371.png (Spoiler Image, 312.19 KB, 476x518, 34:37, ClipboardImage.png)

Also, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

I mean, given the fact you're a redneck it wouldn't surprise me that you're into incest after father renk touched your no-no zone as a child, but holy fucking shit nigga

http://us.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/TheBurningDonut/Yiff/index01-by-date.html

https://archive.is/2WTrZ

>shota furry porn

>>214635

>Both you and FNGR are going to meet a brick wall when MLP is on its death bed.

I think FNGR is going to meet that brick wall a lot earlier when his mom joins Papa Franku in heaven. Maybe then he'll live like an average and responsible person and not just mooch off his parents to make videos complaining about bronies and jerking off Jerry Peet to defend both of themselves from 8chan

…Ah! Who am I kidding? He'll probably kill himself just thinking about such an inevitability.

oh, and for anyone who wants to call Aaron and tell him to stop misusing his money, he seems to be found on 541-295-0392 :^)


aa188e No.214877

Aaron is trying to debate with a voice actor from MLP about gun control. It's autism on both sides.

https://twitter.com/TheBurningDonut/status/742808708090974208

https://archive.is/MVJuY

…Oh, and he seems to be friends with e_sibe, a furfag who will try to get you banned from twitter if you mention that he's also a convicted pedophile who deliberately hides his HIV+ status from his partners

https://twitter.com/TheBurningDonut/status/697576027569070080

https://archive.is/xDKw5


aa188e No.215022

File: 1466175515519.png (890.09 KB, 1270x742, 635:371, 195267d9f97dd39018c1ed21f3….png)

This guy is part of some autistic downyfag "podcast".

https://www.youtube.com/HARPcast

He's in these videos:

https://youtu.be/1Yr0GpQA9Wo

https://youtu.be/Lt_SESjg1cQ


aa188e No.215025

Hey. My name's Vida. I get paid regularly to do shit by FNGR and one of his friends Oki.

I can confirm Donut is a cringeyass furry.

But he has a job now. So he's a cringeyass furry with a job.

A minor important.


aa188e No.215027

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>>215022

Is this a podcast comprised of zoophiles who get off to horse rape?

Why are you subscribed to this? Are you in the podcast?

What the fuck, man.

>>215025

>I can confirm Donut is a cringeyass furry.

>I get paid regularly to do shit by FNGR

People who live in glass houses…


aa188e No.215030

>>215027

If I'm a faggot, I'm a faggot who at least gets absurd amounts of money for the work I do.

But I resent the title of furry. Fuck yourself.


aa188e No.215033

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>>215027

I actually run it.

And we do have legit zoophiles and pedophiles.


aa188e No.215126

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>>215033

What the FUCK. Clopfic readings?

And I thought my idea of reading my own Brave Little Toaster fanfics on YT was a good idea, thank fuck I didn't do that.


aa188e No.215127

>>215033

Also:

>Beastality and Pedophilia are fine!

No words.


aa188e No.215291

Considering he's a furfag that draws porn I think the burning dognut Is a fitting name

Then again he might think it's a complement if he's that into dogs fucking


aa188e No.215295

Things Aaron considers more important than moving out of a van:

>toy bikes for children

>zootopia dvds

>beyblade school backpacks

>now computers

https://twitter.com/TheBurningDonut/status/745403925046558722

https://tweetsave.com/theburningdonut/status/745403925046558722

He's going to die alone in that van at this rate


aa188e No.215305

File: 1466626966785.jpg (39.71 KB, 500x231, 500:231, Lives in van behind Wal Ma….jpg)

Aaron is still in the thread, by the way. He's lurking and pretending he still doesn't live in his van because he has a job now (which doesn't prove anything, really)

https://twitter.com/TheBurningDonut/status/745694104760127488

https://tweetsave.com/theburningdonut/status/745694104760127488

At least I finally get to use pic related


aa188e No.215788

File: 1467485671251.png (341.7 KB, 788x420, 197:105, 3a3acdffa14022e69173df549c….png)

I like stirring drama.


aa188e No.215792

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>>215788

His fucking expression in that picture tho.

Why do fuckers like this become so delusional he wants to hide the fact he's a zoophile and he likes horsecock. Goddamn neckbeard autist.


aa188e No.215799

I love how the poster is making it obvios that it's not his cock in the picture!

Spurging everwhere!


aa188e No.215804


aa188e No.215805

>>215792

>>215788

I'm more amused that he can afford what looks like a pretty high end mic but not leave his van.

>>215799

>Cares more about whether or not thats anons actual cock than the fact Aaron is clearly interested in it

Only Aaron himself would have hilariously moronic priorities like that.

Sup Aaron?


aa188e No.215810

I heard that everyone on that call, were b r o n i e s dose it bother no one that there are that many downy fuckers that gather in one place?


aa188e No.215820

I…. Fucking kill me. Just trying to make it through this stupid video. I…. Swear to baphomet this is awful.


aa188e No.215822

>>215810

no shit they're horsefuckers, it's even mentioned in the OP the dudes a brony


aa188e No.215856


aa188e No.215874

I don't see the Jaden Smith connection…


aa188e No.215892

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>>215025

How apologetic is FNGR to Jerry Peet?

Also How would Aaron get to post in a Skype stream aand Twitter anyway? Does he just nigger rig off of public hotspots and reststops? What a Goddamn mess.


aa188e No.215896

>>215892

Yup you figgered it out, either that or he has a really fancy mobile Hotspot, that he pays for with the ill gotten "earnings" from his Go_Fundme that was shut down months ago.

Like seriously guys your own narrative is falling apart under it's own weight!

Why don't you go through his gallery and post more of those father son insest pics that he's drawn over the years?

There's so much more to work with that "Hurrr durrr he's homeless has no jurb and lives in his van"

I mean come on in the tweet where he bought the Zootopia DVD (You know the one you archived and saved ans posted a link to?) he says he used his "Employee discount"

Also I'd like to know why he hasn't posted any more pics of his van?

I swear I think I've seen that Pedomobile driving around here, so if someone knows where he lives please let me know so I can cal the cops on him next time I see him!


aa188e No.215897

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>>215896

Don't go full A-Log son.


aa188e No.215903

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>>215804

>The abhorant nature of these freaks collected together seems maddening real and maintained. The huge burger himself is by far the example of a twisted drifter furry/brony mind.


aa188e No.216014

>>215896

>Kissing Renks ass this hard

I wonder who could be behind this post? You're making this so obvious it's not even funny.


aa188e No.216016

>>215897

He's not a-logging. It's most likely Aaron pretending to fit in so he can whine about it later.


aa188e No.216546

A wild Aaron has been spotted in the outside world. Hopefully he returns to his van before too long.

https://twitter.com/TheBurningDonut/status/750215063768748033

https://tweetsave.com/theburningdonut/status/750215063768748033

it also seems like he finally has pants!


aa188e No.216971

Being poor is in Aarons genetics!

https://twitter.com/TheBurningDonut/status/752366145525604352

https://tweetsave.com/theburningdonut/status/752366145525604352

….OR, maybe it's because he keeps buying bikes, trikes and phone mounts.

https://twitter.com/TheBurningDonut/status/752957318724104193

https://tweetsave.com/theburningdonut/status/752957318724104193

Going offtopic, in the 80's his town was taken over by an Indian cult that found itself becoming a laughingstock with islamic extremists/hippies/gunclubs/state newspapers. They poisoned salad bars with salmonella to try and sabotage the '84 Wasco County elections to their favour (which failed miserably), followed up by an assassination plot on investigators that was aborted. A cult of cows, basically.

It's obviously got nothing to do with Aaron, but it's still interesting stuff.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rajneeshpuram


aa188e No.216995

File: 1468450840997.png (52.24 KB, 956x182, 478:91, ClipboardImage.png)

Also, Aaron joined a loli group on DA.

http://loli-complex.deviantart.com/


aa188e No.219190

This thread just got reported for the reason "phone number fallowed by instructions to harass"

He may be watching.


aa188e No.219194

>>213556

>this guy was a 15yo when sonic 3 came out

>and a 31yo when mlp

How you spend so much time obsessed over this bullshit?


aa188e No.219205

>>219190

No shit he's watching, >>215896 is so blatantly him it's not even funny.

There was a anon in the ILoveKimPossibleALot thread that was "suggesting" a lolcow that, by pure coincidence was some dude being harassed by Aaron's bff and fellow cow FNGR. (He also had the same writing structure that >>213559 has which only solidified claims). Thats most likely Aaron trying to divert attention from him and Anthony by going "We're not the lolcows, these guys are!" (Funnily enough, Anthony did the exact same thing when his age and dox were found out.)

So I guess we can add "troll shielding autist who verifies his own dox by bitching about it" to this guys grand list of achievements. Wow, when I put it like that, he really is like FNGR!


aa188e No.219207

Found the post in question of Aaron trollshielding assuming the last post appeared, which it doesn't on my end unless I go to the front page

>>218119

>>215810 >>215799 are also probably him.


aa188e No.219435

This thread just isn't gonna go away is it?

I keep waiting for it to get forgotten about…

but fuck it I'm gonna join in the fun!

Anyone have any questions for me?

And yes I can finally afford some fucking pants!


aa188e No.219436

>>216546

Aaron, can you please tell us about the fucking golf shoes?


aa188e No.219437

>>219435

Ok, if you're that desperate, here's some:

Why did you try sockpuppeting and trollshield on both this thread and ILKPALs thread?

Why did you try and raid Anthony's thread?

Do you (seemingly) think doing a Q&A here will improve your status and make people think you're not a lolcow or something? (Nick Bate did the exact same tactic on /cwc/ and all it did was verify that he's a sick fuck who smeared shit on his walls after masturbating with feces and molested his sister)


aa188e No.219438

>>219436

golf Shoes are surprisingly comfortable, they look in good taste and are usually pretty cheap to find at second hand stores

Sense I have a Job the requires me to be on my feet a lot I thought they would help.

>>219437

I have to admit the lingo is a little hard to understand sometimes but here goes

I started paying attention to the /COW/ threads because of the one about me, but I saw one that was about another brony and it seemed silly as ILMPA is known for hiding her activities pretty well, so I thought I would mention a brony that would…

how do you put it?

"Give more dairy"?

If that's "Trolshielding" sorry I don't know the rules here all that good yet

As for "Raiding" FNGR's thread…

I had no idea it was supposed to be a raid, we were just in a call and started shit posting to have fun…

it's really as simple as that.

Yeah I know the whole QA thing is stupid and wont help…

Like I know nothing will "Convince people" I'm not a cow…

I've reached a level of acceptance… you know like the last stage of death.. LOL…

I know this won't help but FUCKET MAN I'l play along anyway…

In b4 "OMFG FURGAG KILLS HIMSELF!!!"

I have to admit this thread is an amusing read sometimes.


aa188e No.219439

>>219437

Also…

Holy shit is that Nick Bate story real?

Euuw!


aa188e No.219615

I am still surprised that "living with your parents" is still an insult nowadays, the only alternative is renting with roomates, which cows cant have due to being undesirable to be with. The other alternative is to be already rich to buy a place.


aa188e No.219672

>>219439

Yeah. Bate's real last name was something like Stoutzenberger, You should google him for full details of that, quite literal, shitshow.

He's currently in prison for the pedo stuff.


aa188e No.219723

>>219615

Yeah I've never taken that to seriously either, I mean I have lived everywhere bad, Homeless shelters, garages, in fact right now I am sharing a small apartment with two roommates and my "room" is currently a mattress on the living room floor!

But I know people will try and mention anything they can to make something sound like an insult or be generally be insulting.


aa188e No.219738

>>219615

Lol you live with your parents.


aa188e No.219739

>>219738

I'm so insulted GRRRRRRRRRRR!


aa188e No.238796

File: 18cc090abbdd3d1⋯.png (144.52 KB, 586x695, 586:695, ClipboardImage.png)

File: b86eb4abd7ab688⋯.png (16.59 KB, 393x86, 393:86, ClipboardImage.png)

I know it's been a long ass time since anything interesting has happened with Aaron, but his tweets following the election are pretty funny. He also made a video where he tells people he didn't vote as a way to rebel against the "rigged ass" electoral college system. That sure worked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMeMsB49oNQ


aa188e No.238853

>>238796

It's a sad sad day when a guy who couldn't afford pants has a (somewhat) saner reaction to the election than the average Shillary voter.


aa188e No.238890

>>238853

I remember there was some old saying about this, something about an idiot that becomes king, I forget how it went though.


aa188e No.238911

>>238853

>>238853

Heey this thread is back.

Sometimes there are things said here I almost take as a compliment


aa188e No.238913

>>238911

You must be a real glutton for mockery, huh?


aa188e No.238931

>>238911

welcom back donut man, where are vida and anthony?


aa188e No.238932

Didn't Vida make a comment on Aarons Trump video?


aa188e No.242298

>>238913

Probably jerks himself to it.


aa188e No.258639

File: 4a364e067397826⋯.png (37.69 KB, 570x241, 570:241, ClipboardImage.png)


aa188e No.258746

>I was kicked out of the Army with a "Honorable under less than honorable conditions" court marshal and that was AND I even had to pay with my own money to replace all the stolen equipment AND had to pay my way all the way back to Oregon from Georgia, and for those who don't know that's a cross country bus ride.

>"Honorable under less than honorable conditions"

:|


7b98cb No.272982

File: 20c85ffe4d3d50e⋯.png (262.2 KB, 603x898, 603:898, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 5f3fc585aac76a6⋯.png (295.55 KB, 594x920, 297:460, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 220e76bf48af630⋯.png (95.53 KB, 571x708, 571:708, ClipboardImage.png)

Anthony and Aaron are having an e-fight about the economy. Aaron correctly predicts we will get a kick out of this.

https://twitter.com/FNGR101/status/875041640964136960

https://archive.is/5leU3

https://twitter.com/TheBurningDonut/status/875048794391490561

https://archive.is/dZf4X


1a7323 No.272987

File: 52897f77a0a878d⋯.gif (4.16 MB, 480x270, 16:9, a840190192e95c37f8ddd43680….gif)

>>258639

>When you're so "woke" even magic downy cartoons for little girls trigger you.


6c7726 No.273002

>>272982

What the everloving fuck does Anthony Aguilar, the guy who can't spell "their", know about "Voodoo Economics"?


68a250 No.273011

>>272987

I heard some stories claiming that MLP:FIM is a CIA invention.


c83046 No.273036


0dd77a No.273041

>>273011

I read the same shit about Undertale here. Guess what: Undertale is almost forgotten, because Toby Fox didn't make another one.


c83046 No.273322

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File: cf2ea13c33f0092⋯.png (566.96 KB, 525x902, 525:902, ClipboardImage.png)


7fc09a No.273348

>>273041

where did you read that?


2a5b27 No.274059

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>>273011

Stop listening to Ghost, he's more autistic than a brony.

And a kike.


5c1ec5 No.274066

>>274059

When did Ghost say anything about MLP being a CIA invention? I got my evidence from /pol/ instead which provided no evidence.


475c55 No.274084

>>273322

>I'm trying to look like a person who has there shit together.

>Ends up looking like an autistic hipster looking to pick up at the gay bar.

Why would he ever think that he looks like a mature adult?


46cbfc No.274237

File: feb53706693e821⋯.png (31.33 KB, 609x82, 609:82, ClipboardImage.png)

>these are two of the groups Aaron's in on DA


30a63c No.274453

File: 5de97c807a79bdf⋯.png (153.31 KB, 362x368, 181:184, IMG_4836.PNG)

>>273322

Nigga looks like tessai from bleach

But far less cool


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