/cow/ - Lolcows

>>213158

This guy makes several videos a day from his creepy basement. You have to sift through a lot of garbage videos to find any interesting ones though.

Here's another weirdo I just remembered going through my channel subscriptions again.

He's one of those autists who films his unsuccessful attempts at picking up women

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwH5UDRNvP9Pcaqi7Hhs43A

^ One of many logo spergs who has 200 videos of various logos with random effects.

What is is that one severely obese, incapacitated brony? Forgot his name.

I remember a guy who made strange, unsettling tutorials about painting chairs, or cleaning video tapes, etc. with a squeaky, timid voice. Was he for real,or wa just an act?

>>213175

You're thinking of alantutorial, and yes it was fake.

He works for adult swim now

>>213170

Casketking?

Goanimate sperg

https://www.youtube.com/user/misternintendoking/videos

General sperg sperg

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7kyDCYBrvq0r-V9zJKWEkw/videos

https://www.youtube.com/user/Nervli/videos

This Gentleman here would be ripe for his own thread. He was sperging out big time when his Wordpress croaked. during which he destroyed one of figures for attention. Now he is back on Youtube were he does all kind of sperg videos. All in all he is one of the most autistic weaboos to ever grace the German scene.

Here is a nice article from a Japanese true sperg about this guy:

https://otakuelimination.wordpress.com/2009/12/06/round-5-the-belated-bumper-edition/

The only reason why I didn't make a thread is the language barrier. Its in fucking German again!

I didn't see that coming. Melonpan cocks in English!

Aldolfo Mateo is fucking hillarious at times he has posted a huge amount of pipe smoking videos over the years in which he mumbles incoherently and looks fucking crazy. He also replies to alot of comments. Heres a video of him smoking 3 pipes at once.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBCsBvZX8iw

He's also pretty creepy sometimes one video is just a photo of his dead wife with some eerie old music playing. Its pretty fuckin weird.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdEDIOU4MKA

Also his dog: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxAmBqDHfjg

downy Rosario is a possibly autistic and definatley crazy girl who likes to go around making couponing videos around stores. Whenver she spots a bargain she is also pretty likely to give out a "BAAAAAAM!".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8D3V6AHEBU

>>213163

>autists who films his unsuccessful attempts at picking up women

That sounds hilliaous. Is he a future serial rapist or spree shooter?

>>213163

He tries to pick up women at walmart with sonic X promos…

>>213206

Sadly no. He is just some sperg who didn't know that the manosphere world has moved on from picking up chicks and concerns more than that nowadays.

>>213191

Seth Rogen is a nazi?

>>213162

His videos are really cool

>>213208

>He tries to pick up women at walmart with sonic X promos…

I'm afraid of watching that video because the cringe could be high enough to kill me

>>213208

He just a troll tolling tolls right?

Pretty much any video from this guy, the self-professed "top martial artist in California/America" who has hundreds or thousands of videos spread across many channels of him punching/knifing air in his parents' attic bedroom and ranting about psychiatry, feminists (and women in general), athiests, freemasons, the Illuminati, and gays. Also thinks there's some kind of conspiracy where women are intentionally avoiding him instead of dropping at his feet and worshipping him.

Sid Jackson (current channel): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4d2Vb31imYLl007zUV71tA/videos

James Jackson: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCo_pMdIQRgWzQrS5lz4lcIA/videos

Rob Ot: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQaJDmQZ8Ja8pQBodfVYIlg/videos

Mec Loc: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCifdy9-2EWOQbIzfsJV5dFw/videos

Aro Chukwu: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrBowihSKY-6jkc8qbtMkpw/videos

>>213314

Why conspiracy assholes are so similar? It's always the Freemasons/Masons/Jully boring.ews/Women etc. Never an original enemy just for variety's sake.

Dreadf

Another video from a couple of days ago about how San Jose women "shun" him.

PROTIP: Maybe it's not a great idea to start your video wondering why women "shun" you with punching and stabbing.

>>213325

What's funny is I know some real martial artist who think like him. It's a bizarre world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvSHXQn6gHk This video has 7 million views. 7 million views for this? I think people are honestly entertained by anything these days, probably explains why our attention spans have decreased by a good amount.

Here's another entertaining nutjob, "Operation Catalyst", a guy in Toronto who thinks Israel and the RCMP are orchestrating "fake" accidents just to send him, personally, a message regarding his pro-Palestinian activism.

In the embedded video, before emergency vehicles even arrive on scene, he goes into a store that just had a car crash into it just so he can document the license plate as "proof".

Another one (shot in 2014 but posted yesterday) showing a collision he assumes is fake outside the Israel Consulate General in Toronto.

https://youtu.be/CrNsbFmDOJU

Shad forbes, a art faggot who got kicked out for this shit.

>>213158

A 4 in 1!

TheNewStoryTeller: (Be kind & supportive)

https://www.youtube.com/user/TheNewSt…

01A51CD0's channel:

https://www.youtube.com/user/01A51CD0

Shaye Saint John:

https://www.youtube.com/user/ShayeSai…

Cyriak - Please support his hard work:

https://www.youtube.com/user/cyriak

Meat:

https://www.youtube.com/user/meatslee…

this guy's channel is too elaborate to be a troll

>>213314

Is he cryptically threatening to do something violent and/or commit suicide in the description/comments of his latest video or is this another one of his idle threats?

>being part of controlled opposition is not non-conformity. I am sorry it took my death for most of you to see my videos. I am sorry you do not understand that I am the one of the most righteous men in American history because of your conditioning. I am sorry that society hid behind social norms instead of admitting I am the true champion. I am sorry that the government and psychiatry sold out to the governing class and decided to put the blame on me.

>I am sorry I had to call out the weaker sex, because someone had to man up and tell them about themselves. Most of all I am sorry I could not save the 100 million innocent ppl that die every year from preventable causes. America stood with the nwo and not with me.

The video itself is just half an hour of blablabla anyone familiar with his videos has heard dozens of times before.

>>213424

get out underage

>>213541

Anyone wanna find out?

>>213315

Most conspiratard material is about those subjects, its a self reinforcing cycle of stupidity…

https://www.youtube.com/BradsInternetVideos some faggot that posts links to his channel on /cow/

look at the glueeeeee

>The Guy is Rolling the Dough and He is Putting the Pizza Sauce and then Pepperoni and then Cheese then He Put on the Mushrooms and the Green Peppers and he also Put on the Ground Beef and Sausages then He Puts the Pizzas in the Oven and the Pizzas is Ready then They Say I want you to eat 50 Pizzas at Once Eat them all Right Now then he Starting to Eat Pizzas and He Kept on Eating Pizzas then His Stomach Got Upset then They Said That is Too Bad eat 10 More Pizzas and he Continues to Eat Pizzas then He Fell Down and they Said Get up eat 5 More Pizzas then he Finally Eats 50 Pizzas.

This guy has hundreds of videos, mostly of him pretending to eat a lot of food or reading the weather report. He seems like a nice guy, always good for a laugh

>>213555

Double post but I just googled this guy because I was surprised he had 70k+ subscribers. Apparently he's been on a bunch of TV shows and radio stations. Had no idea he was so well known now, when I first saw his videos he was just a random youtube autist

>>213691

Incidentally, the Nightmare Fuel podcast just featured James Jackson.

Fresh OC, a crazy woman who thinks she's slowly being murdered by her "smart meter" and who wants Glenn Beck to help her.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgkMeCGrOmpY6wV2VxHRIjQ

RationalWiki (I know it's a left-biased site, but this entry's not political) on Smart Meters (they transmit only 45 seconds a day): http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Smart_meters

>>215587

15608 N 71st St, Scottsdale, AZ 85254 probably where she lives.

Nearly forgot.

Well, I don't need to know her address but thanks for the other info.

I don't think the "Miss Hollywood" pageant was around for too many years. Seems to have been a mid-1980s thing.

So I guess she's about the same level of stardom as Mia Wallace in PULP FICTION. I wonder if she starred in a pilot?

>>215591

She needs subscribers.

Old but gold. IDK if anyone else here has seen this, but it got posted a lot back on halfchan/b/'s cringe threads a few years back

>>215634

He is called Joel Gavin Glazer doxxing him would be easy enough for anyone interested.

…

/cow/ has forgotten this man.

These videos will be long gone in a matter of weeks.

>>215787

"Everything that y'all did to me, you're going to get back! And the way that you treated me, I'm going to treat all you M'F'ers."

So, if it's an eye-for-an-eye, Tyrese (sp?) is going to leave rude comments on my Youtube videos? I'm terrified.

(To be honest, I don't know who he is and I've never interacted with him, I'm just saying hypothetically leaving non-threatening rude comments is the most I'd ever screw with anyone.)

>>215826

Sup with that face

>>215891

Chimpanzee grin, that's what.

>>215787

Bully this fag

I don't find what I've seen of Tyree Sneed's channel all that interesting (just some random braggart) but I did notice that he does actually defend his "title" (at street basketball, I guess) while all James Jackson (the self-proclaimed "top martial artist in California/America") ever does is wave money at the camera in his bedroom, calling people pussies for failing to take his challenge.

Here's a let's player that gets posted on halfchan's /v/ a lot, his avatar is also shoehorned in one of those "iceberg" meme pictures since he only plays really obscure games. He has 32 videos so far of him playing "The Johnny Series", horrid platformer games made by a schizo which would probably make a good cow if he didn't commit suicide.

>>224237

Christ, this guy makes the spastic facecammers look good by comparison, he sounds like he's high on something, snorting all the time, boring.

>>224237

Oh god, and he even stops for 5 minutes in the Dooms 1 video to stuff his face with chips, chew loudly into the mic, then walk away to presumably wash his hands, how can people watch this shit?

>>213162

damn this guy has to be a schizoid. Theres no way a person allows there place to look that shitty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-lY3gNa6y8

Some spastic who makes generic hard rock songs worshipping Chad Kroeger of Nickelback and America.

Personal favorite.

This entire channel is just some guy posting videos about buses he wants to fuck.

>>243991

>2012

>CRT monitor

>>213163

That is truly cringe worthy.

>>213314

>>213315

>>213552

Freemasonic shill detected

Regrads, /pol/ and /x/

>>213314

>Also thinks there's some kind of conspiracy where women are intentionally avoiding him instead of dropping at his feet and worshipping him.

This line of thought is probably the catalyst for his paranoid thoughts. He can't get a girlfriend therefor there is a grand conspiracy out there preventing him from finding love.

>>214510

>MLG shit

Theres people still doing that shit?

>>244029

Geo Godley is an epic lolcow, he just pwns himself.