/cow/ - Lolcows

What in the name of god is pew pew supposed to mean? It can't just be an onomatopoeia.

>>199191

I think it's the forced catchphrase they have for the tranny character. For all the talk of how progressive they are, it's funny that they're using a sitcom cliche that has fallen out of fashion for 20 years now.

>>199204

Yeah, the only purpose that catch phrase is to remind you that the tranny character is supposed to be witty by having it say "pew pew" after any such "witty" comment.

It's the trademark SJW comic maker cop out: why actually make your character well developed and have a personality when your target audience wants a jewish ginger lesbian feminist to show up and show Thor and the boys' club that jewish ginger lesbian feminist can do Thor's job better?

>>199206

When an intentionally stupid show like Gurren Lagaan has a lot more character development than this "show" ever will, it's time to hire some new writers.

>>199207

But that would be sexist or transphobic or something.

Hell, the most ironic thing about SJWs and anime is Kill la Kill had better-developed strong female characters than anything the Feminism Factory has churned out, and everyone with dyed hair flipped their shit when they saw the outfits.

>>199221

Well of course not.

Ryuuko's prettier than them.

Isn't this just a gaggle of attention whores making waves? Where's the julay?

>>199204

>>199206

How the fuck is that even supposed to be a catchphrase? It does not follow anything he says, and it makes him sound like the HRT has bored holes in his brain and he thinks he's shooting shitcishetshit lords with a laser gun.

>>199221

Feminists shit the bed over KLK because it told people to be comfortable with themselves without drinking the liberal kool-aid. There will never be such a thing as meeting a liberal half-way, so even though the show supported the same base thought, they hated it.

>>199221

modern feminism is sex negative. this is not news.

>>199260

It's been sex-negative or at least it's had a very influential sex-negative wing since the 80's. So influential that Margaret Atwood wrote a novel about sex-negative feminists and whackadoo fundamentalists allying to create a Christian theocracy where the feminists were then the first up against the wall. Sort of like /pol/acks if "The Day of the Rope" actually happened or ADF if a Communist uprising happens wherever he is.

They're all nothing more than useful assets who will be disposed of when no longer needed.

>>199243

It's the new 'Bazinga'

I betcha that transwhatevers will find this character incredibly offensive while 'allies' celebrate it

>>199272

What if trans people don't even bother watching this show because it's not very good?

>>199333

>they posted it after every single bad joke they posted on twitter.

Isn't this what the autistic mistake for comedy?

>>199345

Those tweets are painful to read.

The first one is obviously intended to be a joke but is not actually a joke. It's not unfunny. It's actually not a joke.

The second is just baffling. What a strange catchphrase.

>>199364

His eyes are actually really low.

>>199345

That tranny could use a few days full of pews.

at a church

Hitler shit his pants and did nothing wrong. Pew pew!

>>199366

The first tweet is almost a joke, but not quite. It's like all the pieces are there, but they're put together the wrong way.

>>199345

Just make an account that says "the tranny's in my sights! pew pew!" and that person's resulting butthurt will finally make that dumb catchphrase remotely funny.

>>199345

It's pretty much the same as conservative 'humour'. Or anything what happens when people who define their entire existence around repressive politics try to make jokes but there's absolutely no room for any kind of subversion or mockery of anything but designated pariahs.

>>199190

>The Simpsons, for example, is done in 3D but they apply a special filter to it that makes it look 2D.l

Wtf, this is the first I've heard of this. But I bet you this animation is just going to be shit 3d with a cell shading effect.

Gen Zed will be more successful than Infinity Next.

>>199245

I really hate living in the same state as this thing knowing it probably touched some poor arcade in the Massachusetts area

>>199345

even it's name is fucking irritating

>>199621

Jeb Bushes presidential run will be more successful than infinity next.

This sounds like the animated equivalent of vaporware.

>>199345

Take out the pew pew thing and the first one isn't actually that bad

>>199680

No, it's still an autistic non-joke.

What's funny about 2girls1cup reaction video money? Nothing. It's not a joke.

>>199688

The joke is that the Fine Bros wanted a monopoly on "react" videos. This would logically include videos of people reacting to disgusting things like Nick Bate's scat tapes and 2 Girls 1 Cup.

So the idea and the core concept of a joke is there. But the delivery is awkward and it just doesn't work.

>>199692

I understand what the reference is. That doesn't make it a joke.

Gross reaction videos are very popular, so if anyone made money off them, they'd be making a lot. Why wouldn't you want to own them?

>>199694

You're overthinking it. The core concept is "poop is gross. Pause for laughs."

The pew pew thing is the souless, cold version of the badum tass.

>>199695

And that's why it's not a joke.

Really, this always felt like b8 to me, I thought of it as being "the new Anita" as a show.

>>So to help us move forward at a much faster rate we’ve brought the “BIG little FX” animation studio on board. And no, that doesn’t mean Alex is no longer a part of the process - he very much is! He’ll be designing all the characters and general look of the show as well as doing all backgrounds and storyboards. But in even BETTER news, BIG little FX is going to be doing the entire process in 3D!

>And since launching our 2 minute trailer in May, we’ve nailed over 300,000 combined views on YouTube/Facebook; generated over 20 parody videos (some are 25 minutes long!!!), 2 parody Twitter accounts, rave reviews in the Huffington Post and the Advocate (to name just two) and we’re now officially listed on KnowYourMeme. We’re a meme! Off of just a trailer!!!

and it appears my assessment was correct.

>>200110

The guy behinds this reminds me of Dwayne Esper, or Jerry Warren and all the roadshow attractions hucksters. Who made crummy movies just because they need a double feature along with an actual studio movie to screen for the teeangers so they would sit at the drive in for two or fpur hours eating.

>>199345

gas the pews, tranny war now

>>200110

I love how Huffington Post gives rave reviews to shows that only exist as trailers. How disingenuous can you get?

>>199191

I remember it being commonly used in World of Warcraft a long time ago. It was usually referring to mage or warlock spells like fireballs. I guess it's the sound those spells make then they blast off.

>>200110

300k isn't shit honestly. They probably want trolls to spread the word for them.

>>199345

Yeah, it extends beyond jokes and invades pretty much everything they do. Those tumblr types really latch onto naivety and infantile behavior, which is why you always see them obsessed with "cute things"/"being cute" and making insults even a 5 year old could top. I guess it's related to the whole safe-space mentality they fetishize.

So, when is this airing?

>>200349

They're having a dual launch party with the PC port of Revolution 60.

>>200362

The same day Mario Galaxy is announced for the PS5.

>>200349

When SEGA sends a hand-written apology letter to Chris for Sonic having blue arms and greenlights Sonichu Adventure for all consoles except the XBOXOne.

>>199208

>>199221

Simple: the chicks in KLK were attractive and thin

Thats all, you don't need any more to trigger the hambeasts

>>199263

Name of the novel? been checking and she wrote a fuckton of shit, some very cancerous

>>199450

>It's pretty much the same as conservative 'humour'

Surprise surprise, well not really considering most of these annoying cunts were raised in fucking gated communities where everyone is the same mix of bland generic red-blue thats too afraid of doing anything that might be deemed offensive

So of course they want to bring that cancer to the outside world because without it they get rekt 24/7

>>199688

Also jokes about old-ass memes from fucking 2007!

How out-of-touch these niggers are that they make a joke from 9 years ago!

NINE FUCKING YEARS AGO

This is unbelievable lame

>>200448

The Handmaid's Tale. Didn't say it wasn't cancerous, just pointing out that sex-negative feminists are hardly a new thing. Just look at Andrea Dworkin. Anita Sarkeesian is just a prettier, more PR-friendly version of her.

>>200459

>Just look at Andrea Dworkin. Anita Sarkeesian is just a prettier, more PR-friendly version of her

Yeah you weren't joking, that bitch looks like an old fat trucker with a wig

>>200459

BTW just checked that novel, its a farenheit ripoff with a socjus ending, didn't find the part when it blames anti-sex feminazis for helping the religious government which is based in the torah but somehow not jews because rayciss

Also the wiki page had no criticism section at all, typical…

>>200552

Only the Hasidic believe we should live in a biblical society. It's a hillel vs shammai thing. It's complicated.

>>200596

Vaporware, anon. Like S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Oblivion Lost.

>>200596

Vaporware is a term for software that is never completed and delivered.

>>200552

You would be surprise the vast amounts of literary bullshit are considered high brow literature.

>>200459

Is Anita a real name? isn't it just a diminutive of Anna or Anne?

>>200552

>people look at this bullshit like high literature

Who? old cunts living in academia? nobody outside their circle takes this shit seriously anon, which is why the only adaptations are equally shitty small theater crap

>>200568

>It's complicated

Go ahead man I'm listening

>>200624

Is a diminutive of Andrew

>>200606

Of course. What do you think qualifies for that?

>>200630

You want the Talmudic split explained to you? That's one seriously boring conversation. Basically most modern Jews believe that we shouldn't live under strict biblical law until the messiah comes. They treat it like a liberal judge treats the constitution. I believe the words living document apply. They adapt behavior based our knowledge of society and ever adapting beliefs about what is right and wrong. This can even be seen in Israel with it's gay rights. It's a Talmud thing.

>>200723

to expound on this

unlike the constitution which, being an enlightenment document, is written damn literally and is meant to be taken at the word, Judaism puts a lot of emphasis on interpretation of scripture.

>>200733

Not just on the interpretation of the scripture as a whole but more specifically focusing on the laws of Judaism, their intent and how to apply them. So it's actually a lot closer to constitutional law than you think. There are different schools of thought, and they take the names of their founders. Two of the biggest were Hillel and Shammai. Most of your modern Jews side with Hillel meaning they believe in a very liberal interpretation. Only a few crazy end of days types really go the other way. There are shades in between which side with one school on one subject and another on another. It varies from sect to sect. We are talking about things like the death penalty and keeping kosher. They often refer to other parts of the bible to find intent, like how a modern scholar might look to the private letters of presidents and the popular works of a time in order to interpret intent in the constitution. You also have your type who rely on the letter of the law, and that's true with biblical law as well. Most are a mix. Only the reconstructionist sects and to some degree the ultra orthodox don't. Ultra orthodox can be pure letter of the law on many subjects while reconstructionist are pure intent. They hold very interesting debates. With the Sephardic and some orthodox sects you have authority figures that act like popes and decide for them, but with the rest they have to debate and it shifts. The hasidic believe their messiah is already here so they should live under biblical law. That's where it gets really complicated.

Religion is fascinating.

>>200459

>Just look at Andrea Dworkin. Anita Sarkeesian is just a prettier, more PR-friendly version of her.

I'd say that title goes to Gloria Steinem. It's bizarre how Steinem is treated like some sort of respectable academic. She doesn't seem to hate men and she's less nasty (and incredibly ugly) than most radfems like Dworkin, but she's still a crazy feminist.

She still donated to the literal witchhunt around the McMartin trial

She still claims that women choosing to work in porn are raped

She still attacked women who voted for Sanders for not voting for the woman

Just because she doesn't constantly attack men doesn't mean that her beliefs are sane. But I think that the mainstream wants to give the radomes a chance to present themselves and Gloria Steinem was the only one who didn't call for gendercide or slavery.

>>201043

Didn't she say something about a woman needing a man is like a fish needing a bicycle? Kind of funny considering she got married to an Anglo South African with someone named Wilma Mankiller (I'm not making this up) presiding over the ceremony.

>>201049

Looked up Gloria Steinem. She didn't just marry some South African. She's Christian Bale's stepmom. I guess Batman has a parent after all. :^)

>>201051

you're not funny kid lmao

Not only is she Bale's step mother, but she got her shit in a twist when the original book of American Psycho was released and diudnt like that they were making a movie of it. That Bale went on to star in.

Guess he hates her too.

>>200723

>we shouldn't live under strict biblical law until the messiah comes

Arent those the same assholes who think israel shouldnt exist until the messiah comes (again, kek) but they still move to israel to mooch off the state and get free housing and shekels?

>>200737

>Religion is fascinating.

Yeah, its like thousands of years of fanfiction and spergs arguing about which parts are canon

>>201334

Actually the ones who don't believe Israel is legitimate but move there anyway are the ones who side with Shammai on how we should live before the messiah comes and those who believe he's come and he was born in America… It's all convoluted and absolutely hilarious. They deny the legitimacy of Israel while trying to enforce the rules the rest of the Jews there believe should only be followed after the messiah comes to rule, if at all. The mental gymnastics involved in this are breath taking. Every major religion has sects like that though. In Hungary there is a cult that worships Vlad Tepes as a second coming of the messiah. Still.

>>201344

A bit salty mate.

>>201342

>those who believe he's come and he was born in America

Wait……….what?

>The mental gymnastics involved in this are breath taking

I say, what I don't get is why israelis don't vote against these shitheads getting benefits, make a clause that you can't live in israel if you don't recognize the fucking country for example

I mean its ridiculous…

>>201344

>le funnay hat maymay

Are you gonna get all christfag in here?

>>201344

>the word canon itself comes from the laws of the Catholic Church.

Yeah, and there are plenty of arguments over what is and is not canon. One sect's apocrypha is another's word of God.

>>201365

>make a clause that you can't live in israel if you don't recognize the fucking country for example

I thought the purpose of modern Israel was to be a safe haven for all Jews regardless of their specific beliefs.

That and killing Muslims, of course.

>>201365

Some of the Hasidic Jews believe their leader who I forgot was actually born in the Ukraine and not the states, my bad is the messiah and didn't actually die. Because of this when new York put a plaque up in his memory they rioted. You see they believe him to be the messiah, and unlike with the Christians a dead messiah does them no good. He died and lived in New York where he founded his particular sect of hasidism. It's all hilarious to me. >>201365 there has been some push to make them serve an honorary role in the Israeli military, at least as civilian guards, hospital volunteers and even simply have them have to make care packages and volunteer with wounded veterans. They absolutely refuse. They also refuse to work, and are paid by the government to shit his pants and do nothing but study religion. The right wing part of the government uses them to expand Israels reach with illegal settlements and as a voting block. They don't believe in the government, but they vote. They also multiply like rabbits. It's all terrible. Israel has a parliamentary system and the balance has always been rather delicate. Not long ago the Knesset temporarily dissolved when the extreme right had a falling out with the right… It's really complicated. It makes our the United states system look really functional, stable, and cozy. Hell it makes the new Afghani government look stable at times. And these guys have nukes.

>>201373

Great. We're going to get nuked into the Dark Ages because of Ahmed Shithand and Schlomo Goldstein. Great, just great.

>>199477

Simpsons and a lot of Fox "animated sitcoms" use cel-shading for huge, rigid objects in the foreground, like cars. It appears as if the creators of Gen Zed have begun distorting the truth before the show has even been picked up.

Sorry, I guess it's a bit autistic of me to say "before never."

>>201375

Well Iran supports multiple militant groups in Palestine with both weapons and financial aid, but not nukes as they don't actually have any yet. The nearest country to them which we know for sure has both nukes and a viable delivery system is Pakistan, and the second closest is India. So my bet is on that going wrong first. Pakistan is often close to destabilizing due to it's military generals being both unstable and power hungry. While Pakistan and Iran both send religious missionaries that preach jihad into Palestine, along with financial support and even missiles, they aren't sending nuclear material. They barely send functioning missiles. Odds are far greater that the military of Pakistan will overthrow the country, and start world war 3 in India. Then the Palestinians might try for a power grab and then get nuked, which due to the size of the region would would more or less be Israel nuking itself.

Yeah, it's a cluster fuck. At least it will be fun to do watch.

>>201380

>WW3 in the Indian subcontinent

I don't want to imagine a region ruled by radioactive humanoids made of feces. This is why you poo in the loo, people.

wait

>>201373

>>201380

Sometimes, I feel edgy misanthropists are right.

>>200459

Replace the Christians with Muslims and the story becomes a vision of the Eurabian future

>>201373

>their leader who I forgot

You're thinking of menachem shneerson (sp) and the chabad group

>>199190

>The Simpsons, for example, is done in 3D but they apply a special filter to it that makes it look 2D

http://www.theverge.com/2015/10/25/9457247/the-simpsons-al-jean-interview

What the hell are they talking about?

>>201373

>put a plaque up in his memory they rioted

So retarded as well? figures, as for the messiah thing well the thing about christianity is that jesus didn't die, he resurrected (ergo, immortal) and went to heaven, and because there isn't a tomb (so far) it all "works out" in religious terms

But this guy here we could go to NY with some shovels and dig him out, which makes me wonder why they (his fanatics) didn't just destroy the body. I know its against their religion but still it makes more sense than making a scandal over a plaque when the guy has an actual tomb

>They absolutely refuse. They also refuse to work, and are paid by the government to shit his pants and shit his pants and do nothing but study religion

Well aren't they a nice bunch of guys? so just how long can the israeli state keep this going given the population disparity?

>The right wing part of the government uses them to expand Israels reach with illegal settlements and as a voting block. They don't believe in the government, but they vote

You got a group like this in every country, BTW how big are these guys? like how many compared to the rest of the "normal" population of the country?

>And these guys have nukes

Its all low-yield a-bombs afaik and their delivery systems are nowhere near the level of the murricans' or the ruskies' systems so I wouldn't be very concerned

>>201380

Last time I check palestinians werent even using actual missiles but crude rockets made of pipes they got for free from the EU to build indoor plumbing and shit

As for the pakistanis they aren't that crazy, they know full well that if the snackbars or any groups get weapons from them they are going to suffer, and if a nuke goes missing then islamabad is gonna get carpet bombed to hell

>start world war 3 in India

I don't think its gonna escalate to a world war, sure china will still sell weapons to pakistan but then again pakistan itself would be hard pressed to fight a total war against a huge country like india, and india could keep possible muslim allies at bay by simply threatening to nuke their asses. Also russia is an ally of india and since the chinese are very dependent on russia for military tech a call of mospig is all it takes for pakistan to be alone. Add the internal fragmentation of the country to the mix and you're looking at a balkan wars scenario instead

>>201402

Why? this planet sucks, it already had like 7 mass extinctions on its own, this wasn't exactly a paradise before we came around

I'm amazed this went from mocking a shit show to discussing the Bible.

>>201470

And don't forget that America supports India, so I am not sure how the world would be split

>>201523

Welcome to /pig/.

Didn't pokemon have a tranny voice actor before these fags?

So is there anything new related to this shit?

>>234677

Fairly certain it's dead and Hayden Black is just telling "jokes" on Twitter.

>>201453

Simpsons creators are lazy shits anymore. I wouldn't be surprised if the entire thing was rigged 3D models cheaply animated to look like a flash cartoon anymore.

>>234794

the worst part is that they're whiny little pieces of shit when they get called out on it

>>200678

I'm ashamed at not thinking of something like this sooner. This is wonderful

>>199190

>The Simpsons, for example, is done in 3D but they apply a special filter to it that makes it look 2D.

liar

hips welfare turns out to be a scam

well guys i am just shocked

>>248903

You should have known better…

Still nothing huh?

Autist here.

This triggers me so much not because it portrays autists, but because it's trying to normalize mental-illness.

Mental-illness should be cured, not embraced, fuck these dumbass liberals and globalists who promote the poisoning of children.

Homosexuality and Transgenderism is caused by TV and porn

Autism and mental illness in general is caused by (((the environment)))

Social retardation can come from alienation by technology, and poor upbringing in some cases

Delinquency is caused by lack of education, poor upbringing, and bad music and TV

Fuck this show for implying "ohhh, mental illness just happenz xD"

>>297490

First crippled!=ill

Second you are a obvious newfag.

>>297524

>physical illness isn't illness

>>297535

Meme arrows won't turn being crippled automatically into being ill. You must be really fucked to have a disability that has emerged from a actual disease. Autism is just being crippled. There is no cure. Same goes for being retarded.

>>297491

>Homosexuality and Transgenderism is caused by TV and porn

source?

>the first animated show to feature a transgender actress in a load role

Maddie Blaustein aka Meowth (RIP) was a tranny before it was trendy. Also why do the characters sometimes appear out of frame? Did they just add a letterbox halfway through animating them?

>>297537

>illness isn't illness because I say so

>whaaa whaaaaaaaa stop using imageboard formatting on an imageboard

Sure thing, schlub. Cripples are totally physically healthy, just for you.

>>297856

No, they are crippled. Thanks for proving to this place that you are too disabled to imagine two different states of abnormal health.

>>297491

>I love regurgitating old Soviet kike propaganda "muh lysenkoism"

Begone with you. Genes are genes. They rule your life.

I'm tired of (((sociologists))) coming on here and pretending their jewish science is an expy for what reality tells us.

i thought this scam was really funny