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bb932a No.194096

I found these posted on /pol/, there are multiple possibilities, but I'm curious who everyone here thinks would make the most fun to fuck with.

xaekai seems a possibility for being so buttblasted over some sissy faggot dying that he'd try to start a board war.

The 34 guy is a pollack downyfaggot, the one that keeps using mlp reaction images in /pol/ to everything most likely.

capone is a plain autist, but you can always find something there if you shake the tree enough.

And the owner made fun of Josh and Hotwheels continuously throughout the migration attempts, but turns out to be just as retarded as both combined. He constantly swapped the board between the two vying for control after initially confirming that yes, it was stolen by an /intl/ shill apparently, rather than simply return it to the original owner and be done with it. Wow in 8 seconds I solved this entire 4 hour spergfest.

http://pastebin.com/SeBT1c91

Also this part struck me as extremely lulz.

> <&xaekai> Well Drinky_Kraw, from my perspective, you just registered every last common ID for downy named board just to prevent anyone else from using them

> <&xaekai> as a developer and website owner, that's like domain squatting

> <&xaekai> Which I despise

right because we've had an enormous problem on 8chan with people making board names and holding them hostage to sell to the people that want them.

wait, fuck, why isn't that a thing?

merchanting intensifies

also

> <~Punished_Snake> sorry about that shit earlier

> <~Punished_Snake> hell i'm sorry I ever gave you the board

> <~Punished_Snake> I'm sorry this ever happened

> <xaekai> Well, if your site takes off you would have heard from us eventually anyway.

> <xaekai> http://i.imgur.com/8rIobqx.png I'm not exactly an unknown entity. I have never heard of Drinky_Kraw until today.

ebin namefaggotry, cuck

ID politics? On MY chans? It's more likely than you think!

Hell you'd have to be forgiven for mistaking him as a politician the way he phrased that.

"DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?! I'M IMPORTANT IN THE WORLD OF EYE AR CEE YOU KNOW"

"YOU WILL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYERS"

http://poal.me/f1d7na

also should spamvote the pollack DK here just for the hell of it since that seems like it would buttblast the most downyfags.

Does anyone know what MLPA is by the way? That sounds like a possible place to look into for additional cows.

>.@Gep_Pone @8pone @TheQuQu What, you never heard of GNAA? "Gay niggers?" Skitty guy was saying 'everyone knew it was run by them' in /b/read

btw based on this I managed to figure out his twidduh is 2horses4cups but he seems to barely post at all. Looks like a gamergoy that ran out of things to post when he ceased his involvement.

also google searching DK brings up http://pastebin.com/n2vxyg4u

so he's been a niGGer since the beginning. I tried messaging but got no response.

also xaekai is one of those twits that uses the same name everywhere. Just throw it in.

https://twitter.com/xaekai

https://www.youtube.com/user/Xaekai

Donald Clark (@xaekai) • Instagram photos and videos

https://www.instagram.com/xaekai/

See Instagram photos and videos from Donald Clark (@xaekai)

http://imgur.com/user/Xaekai

http://www.twitch.tv/xaekai twitchfaggotry, of course

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/xaekai ok now that is rich, mother fucking okcupid hahaha. https://archive.is/N0yCo

Now that is some boundless faggotry.

>I spend a lot of time thinking about: Intellectual barriers. Materialism. Criminal Acts.

hmm, apparently you can't see the questions anymore without an account on okcupid. Guess I've not visited that for too long.

as to that other guy http://rule34.paheal.net/user/krawczyk

http://krawczyk.deviantart.com that's uh, that's it. Well, damn. Also an escapist account with 0 posts. Outside of r34 it was a real ghost town.

I'm thinking he's a writefag on the chans, I didn't turn up any art though. But I'm sure I've seen that writing style on old/v/ and /tg/

I didn't put much energy (read: any) into digging snakedude since he has a site that could just be easily spammed.

oh almost forgot: https://derpibooru.org/profiles/Niggoslav_Krawczyk

he mentions yelling at josh about being unable to log into his board. That seems to line up with when the activity here takes a nosedive.

anyway I leave it up to /cow/. One, some, everyone? Have fun.

bb932a No.194099

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>dat wordfilter

oh

ooohh….that is rich


bb932a No.194166

>>194096

>right because we've had an enormous problem on 8chan with people making board names and holding them hostage to sell to the people that want them.

>wait, fuck, why isn't that a thing?

Good question. Not like domain squatting is new.

I suppose it wouldn't last long, people would just pick a random couple of letters, advertise it, and within minutes everyone who cares would know what it meant.


bb932a No.194173

>>194166

well, I was meaning that it was amusing no one decided to be a total jew and hold a "legacy 4chan board" for ransom, due to how SEO and search results would keep it floating on top even if it were completely dead, since the site names are similar enough.

Not for any huge amount mind you, just like "hey throw me .1 btc if you want this"


bb932a No.194192

>>194166

>>194173

>wait, fuck, why isn't that a thing?

After Josh is done ricing next*, the discovery problems are all gone and it squatting legacy boards doesn't work so well any more. Another thing that stopped that from the get go is vichan itself falling apart. all it needs is the attention of 10000 fags more and the site simply stops working. The only boards that sty stable are these popular top 10 and niche boards that have been founded in a moment that occured only once in Infinity's life cycle.

Another intersting thing about Endchan is the fact that fucking Drybones is providing the hosting. Yes, that Drybones who is infamous for giving up on one project after another and to thanks to whom we don't have any archive whatsoever. I haven't found anything Gamergate related in Xaekai social media shit. I suggest letting that one go and concentrate on Endchan's inevitable failure.

*Yes. I assume deployment. I also repeat again that Next overarchives in everything that is already there. Now keep all the drama to yourself and concentrate on the topic at hand.


bb932a No.194423

>>194192

>disinfo

>remember goys Infinity NEVER EVER will be great!

Fuck off Josh you miserable kike. You failed twice, you'll fail thrice. You're worse at programming than a fresh-out-of-school currynigger that can't speak english working for an american client.


bb932a No.194560

snakedude pays for everything with giftcards and is probably 14.

You left out chocolate_chip, who was temporarily the BO of /tech/ and sits in the IRC channels all day

http://choco.neocities.org/About/

https://www.f-list.net/c/choco_chip


bb932a No.194682

>>194560

choco-chips f-list

https://www.f-list.net/c/choco_chip

I have some logs where he's sperging out, going to bed now though. If interested let me know and I'll post them tomorrow.


bb932a No.194686

>>194192

This isn't all true. It's really hard to piece together who's doing what because they're all intentionally trying to play down their involvement.

SnakeDude is an absolute twat with no positive attributes as person could want. He is the ""owner"".

Drybones picks up and drops projects at a breakneck pace.

OdiliTime is the actual server administrator. He is a professional network administrator and is the only competent person in all of the Sapphire Group. I have no idea what he gets out of staying involved except for having fun playing with computers.

SnakeDude does not own the domain endchan.xyz, which means he is not the owner, despite everyone saying that he is. Whoever owns the domain can point it at whatever he wants. It'd be like saying JEWS "owned" /cow/ on 8chan. While he may be the board owner, he really doesn't have the final say in what happens with /cow/ on 8chan. People might follow him to a different website, but he's a second rung on the chain of command here.

Every single decision that they're making is questionable. The only saving grace is Odili. Without him, they wouldn't have made it this far. However people are taking advantage of the uncertainty with Infinity to shill this site and it is already a sinking ship. It's only a matter of time before some drama breaks out and people get mad at each other.


bb932a No.194762

>>194686

>having fun playing with computers

I think that's it.

>The only saving grace is Odili

>a sinking ship

100%

>only a matter of time before some drama breaks out and people get mad at each other

or SnakeDude can't pay for the server


bb932a No.194765

https://www.linkedin.com/in/michaelsulsenti

is this drybones?

I like that his "dev group" mostly just runs software that other people wrote

>Skills and Specialties: Linux Server Administration, Nginx, HTML5, CSS3, Computer Hardware, Web Design, UI and UX Design, Software Development, Web Application Development, bash scripting

Impressive


bb932a No.194779

>>194686

You forgot about Lynx. he is using endchan as a test of his software, comes to chat and you can report bugs to him there. he is quite competent (on a scale between Josh and Carmack he is in the middle)

Drybones abandoned only that gamergate project. good, they got completly co opted and become what they hate.

i believe that 8chan archive cant be repaired for the same reason why we are getting next

oslo drybones only temporary hosted endchan on his server iirc, which will be changed for legit server in switzerland

yeah, odili is one competent nigger

i admit, SnakeDude is a fagglord. the weakest part of the team. if something gets fucked up it will be probably because of him

domain is owned by balrog, chill guy who is also BO of /v/ and second admin. cant say anything wrong about him. in the downy crisis in the OP sneg dud told him to make decision for himself even thought he didnt know any shit about situation. he wasnt even briefed on what was going on. i kno i was there

we will see. if i had to bet who has a lolcow potential i bet on SnakeDude.


bb932a No.194780

>>194779

There's a reason Lynx lost the bid to rewrite 8chan.


bb932a No.194781

>>194779

>Drybones abandoned only that gamergate project

>good, they got completly co opted and become what they hate.

lol faggit, are you trying to pretend the whole startbutton shitstom never happend? and abandoning gg.me has shit all to do with whatever happend to goobergay and everything with crybones being a fag throwing a huge hissyfit


bb932a No.194785

>>194780

muh PHP is part of the reason

hotwheels thinks node.js SJWs are going to sabotage 8chan


bb932a No.194807

>not knowing what MLPA is

Fucking n00bs


bb932a No.194808

Xaekai is such a faggot he can take over this thread without even trying.

Also he should give Kekarot mod.


bb932a No.194809

Xaekai Was here


bb932a No.194810

xaekai is such a faggot he could take over this thread without even trying


bb932a No.194811

Xaekai was here


bb932a No.194812

>>194808

Xaekai wuz here, y'all


bb932a No.194813

Xaekai Was here


bb932a No.194814

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ayy lmao


bb932a No.194815

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bb932a No.194816

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If the broncos don't win against the steelers I swear to god.


bb932a No.194817

Xaekai is such a faggot he can take over this thread without even trying.

Also he should give Kekarot mod.

I'm too lazy to say something original.


bb932a No.194818

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Incurring the lulzy wrath of MLPA is unwise

This is our thread now.


bb932a No.194819

:glutes: :glutes: :glutes: :glutes:


bb932a No.194820

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bb932a No.194821

File: 1452998976568.png (380.33 KB, 366x414, 61:69, playoff drought stops now.png)

Also

>queefs


bb932a No.194822

File: 1452999022343.png (80.24 KB, 299x345, 13:15, untilwealldie2.png)

YOU ONLY HAD TO LISTEN.


bb932a No.194823

>>194821

>drinky

>rinky

>inky

>nky

>ky

>lky

>alky

>Walky

I wonder……


bb932a No.194824

File: 1452999075750.jpg (491.73 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, mare_success.jpg)

Forget trolling GamerGate faggots

Fuck the horse pussy anon


bb932a No.194825

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This is the future you choose


bb932a No.194827

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I think we are done here.

Thanks for the lulz faggots. Drinky_Kraw can suck my dick.

Vote for Trump 2016.

MLPA was here.


bb932a No.194831

>tfw you aren't enough of a lolcow to get your own thread just a tweet mention. Damn I'm gonna have to talk to xaekai about this.


bb932a No.194833

thanks for proving that you have autism


bb932a No.194834

Xaekai was here


bb932a No.194870

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>>194823

what the fuck is this?

smells like there's a bout of the tism up in here.

>>194818

I still don't know what that stands for.

>derpibooru filename

mcfucking kill yourself with a tire iron, shitlord.


bb932a No.194872

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>>194827

Yeah right, degenerates like you are cucked for sanders.

Only lolbertarians and snowflakes namefag this hard

A vote for Trump is a vote for your own oven


bb932a No.194875

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>>194560

>>194682

sure post'em, I don't even know this guy, but goddamn that list.

Wouldn't it have been simpler to list what you're not into?

He must've slept through that whole spergfest, this is my first time hearing of him.

looking up this clip is semi-interesting.

Didn't know that futafag Armstrong was a cringe vol. He's found/saved some good shit.

>>194765

I've never been sure what he's doing with himself. Tweetsave is about the only thing you could fool someone into dropping VC on. Think he got ADHD, not the 'tism.

He also sounds perpetually bored on streams

>>194779

Yeah, if there's anything cow-worthy about Lynx, it's far outshone by n-tech/josh

I fucking forgot to copy it but he went off like that chickenfucker in south park.

Lynx came in and he's like AH-HAH, DO YOU SEE, DO YOU SEE, HE COMES RUNNING EVERY TIME I JUST MENTION HIS NAME and just shat spaghetti for an hour straight.

dspwow.aiff

>>194781

https://archive.is/VcAZZ hyoooooo

>he's on private, means he'll be fine.

:^]


bb932a No.194908

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>>194872

>Sanders

Sanders? What the fuck is a Sanders? You mean that fried chicken guy?

Are you a fucking nigger? Boy, I sure do hate niggers


bb932a No.194921

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>>194908

I fucked one to death, if that's close enough.

now don't forget to hail your new chief negro, cuccboi


bb932a No.194928

>>194872

Why are you guys so obsessed with cucking? Could it be your own insecurities?


bb932a No.194932

>>194928

No, it's just the majority of the users on this website are stormfront rejects. It's why this site is slowly becoming the new 420chan (as in, the new laughing stock)


bb932a No.194962

>>194908

>>194872

>>194827

when will you boring and unfunny faggots leave


bb932a No.194965

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>>194932

That explains a lot.

>>194962

You're supposed to get dubs in your post number, not your ID jackass. God what a fuck up.


bb932a No.194967

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>>194962

When you rename it to /cow/chan or are UID #1

I did get brought in here off /pol/ after all

(both times)

>>194932

to be fair, I was rejected before it was cool, so I'm a hipster stormfag reject. (I received my sick bantz badge for splattering myself all over the general forum when Hale/Christian Identity took off)

fuck jewstick worshipers.

oh hey

sjw

jsw

Must keep this in mind.

anyway that's what brought me to /n/ in the first place.

>>194965


bb932a No.194968

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>>194962

actually I just remembered the last time I was here there was a great post for this

>>149903


bb932a No.195030

>>194780

Yes, because the IRC wasn't working when IRCWheels took his first look at it.

I know you're being a disingenuous faggot but come on, fuck off already.

>hurr lynxchan is a terrible idea because some site that isn't 8chan decided to use it instead of flushing $12000 down the toilet

>>194781

>startbutton

>project that never even started

Grasping for straws, disinfo shill.


bb932a No.195247


bb932a No.195263

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>>195247

For you, the day MLPA graced your board was the most important day of your shitposting. But for us, it was Tuesday.


bb932a No.195265

>>195247

endchan is full of the most paranoid anons from 8/pol/

just point out that most endchan administration goes down in IRC


bb932a No.195336

>>195030

and why did startbutton never get off the ground? oh wait, crybones sat on his ass playing DOTA for months while other people actually wrote shit for the site and left him with nothing after they nuked their shit and left.


bb932a No.195358

>>195247

What does my post have anything to do with the other posts? Are you just a butthurt /pol/fag? Are you going to blame da j00s and call me a JIDF Liberal?


bb932a No.195373

>>195358

>da j00s

spotted the kike


bb932a No.195400

>>195336

>implying

Nice proof, disinfo nigger.


bb932a No.195402

>>195373

>implying that hasn't been a mocking phrase for years

You new here?


bb932a No.200131

File: 1454964194580-0.png (178.04 KB, 1672x901, 1672:901, endchan D&C incoming.png)

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>>195265

oh, that explains a lot.

Just coming by to drop some things I've found in various tech threads.

>>195247

That snekfag has an autismal obsession with /tech/ it seems, keeps startin' shit and shilling almost exclusively there.

Seems to lead to people popping in to take pics of their shitposting.

Also, lol banning TOR, WHEN IT IS CURRENT YEAR

>>195400

>tripfaggotry

>(2)

what


bb932a No.200184

>>200131

Looks like from those screens they're almost hoping this place goes down so they can be the next hottest thing and try to get the most users from here, the third one almost re-affirms that. Guess they're getting desperate for users since people see it as nothing more than a bunker when 8ch has issues, outside their top 6 to 7 boards it's a graveyard.


bb932a No.200216

>>200184

>Guess they're getting desperate for users since people see it as nothing more than a bunker when 8ch has issues, outside their top 6 to 7 boards it's a graveyard.

This view contradicts what I have found in the #8chan-dev logs. HW thinks that Endchan has merit as a altchan. Odilli, the guy who actually runs the tech made exclusively for endchan, which is the Lynxchan frontend developed for it, sounds like one of those enthusiast who ran first into with little idea what running a Image Board means. Its basically like 8chan before gamergays.


bb932a No.200227

>>200216

I was just saying that's what it sounded like to me but if he's doing it just to be an enthusiast then power to him. Haven't really dug through the IRC logs that have been posted, I've just been avoiding all that and laughing at Josh stuff that gets posted from them.

There's also been a bunch of alts that have been trying to get their names out on here constantly so that's why I am a bit judgemental of it.


bb932a No.200687

>>194779

The reason why drybones abandoned the projects, was that they were based on other peoples code, and for example abandoned 8archive because he didn't know ruby.


bb932a No.200688

>>200687

well, he didn't know ruby, as well as didn't know Apache Solr.


bb932a No.200690

>Yeah, if there's anything pig-worthy about Lynx, it's far outshone by n-tech/josh

its written in node.js vs php, so there's that.


bb932a No.200694

>>200687

he doesn't know anything


bb932a No.212093

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Just a friendly reminder from /pol/ where exactly not to go!

(God, you're pathetic.)

bb932a No.212132

>>194099

Enjoy giving your dryer cancer, Anon.

those sheets contain grease which will precipitate on your dryer's drum and cause the humidity sensors go apeshit, causing it to dry badly


bb932a No.244822

>>212093

let the larpers larp




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