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Clair has an even more effeminate twin brother?

>>982926

That's my particular flavor of edit. I'm thinking of doing more, a sort of Questionable Meta-Content spinoff. Think of each edit as being what happens to the actor/characters after Jeph's strip finishes, a behind the scenes thing.

Random-access humor.

>>982934

I like the idea. Reminds me of the intro to The Truman Show with the snippets of interviews.

>>982999

I have something of a meta-Canon I'm working on, setting up a disparity between in-character and out of character behavior, for humor's sake.

Most QC characters are aware of how shitty Jeph's writing is, they play the role of tortured TV stars, reacting to the comic in different ways. I have most of the cast's OOC personalities worked out, but as most of my "jokes" revolve around their disparity from Jeph's canon I can't reveal more than what I've already done.

>If a robot has ever displayed a feat of being more superhuman in the comic, it's more likely that this is typical of AIs. AIs have typically human-like personalities, and a benevolent Singularity is canon, because I like that at least, but robots otherwise behave much like humans.

>The only reason the entire cast hasn't revolted entirely is because of Pizza Girl, who's the backstage worker, only gets screen time when Jeph needs LolRandumb, and the absolute sweetest girl on set. She's the glue that holds the cast together. She's the most patient because she's dealt with Jeph the least, and she's always around, just off-stage, to help everyone else.

>The Coffee of Doom is fairly non-profitable, but it is Dora's passion project in life, which is why she let Jeph use it as the main location for QC since the beginning. She's mainly sticking around to keep it funded, and would have left a long time ago otherwise.

>>983080

Nice, I look forward to future edits.

You have already put forward more effort than ol' handstab has in years.

>>983194

I'm not following.

Like there's going to be a very critical pinnacle moment and that will lead to the torment of a single character for the rest of the course?

>>983196

Yeah, like Hannelore gets raped or something and the bottom drops out of the world.

>>983206

>marten sees claire and buff-mc-hunk schmoozing or some other pertinent primary character

>he gives up on humanity and asks pintsize to grant him the world ending power he was promised

>pintsize can only comply as he unleashes hell on earth with marten as his avatar of destruction

>>983147

>>983090

Actually, I should clarify on the whole Pizza Girl/Penelope thing, as Stabby has stated he never will.

Pizza Girl(who will be named once I have a good name for her) has been with the QC group since the beginning. Penelope is her twin sister and Theater College dropout who got brought on as Penelope in a series of events that basically amount to your average episode of 30 Rock.

Any given time Penelope is on scene, I'll alter the dialogue between the two, so you folks can Olson Twins it and try and guess who's currently on screen. Any time its Pizza Girl though it's always the first twin, never Penelope.

And that's about as complicated as I hope to get with Questionable Meta-Content.

>>983345

Fuck, I giggled at the dead squirrel part. My standards are being lowered.

>>983345

on the first glance I thought it was a Fuckley comic

to think I used to actively read that shit for years

>>983356

>The two people I like are walking off together and have a nonzero chance of having sex tonight

At least his face is somewhat on-model and being drawn in a way that expresses a human emotion so that the reader knows what he thinks of this development, right?

>>983345

Why are these robots?

Surely Melon must be completely defective for a start.

>>983356

Wow, is Chad sure it's safe to let IPP go anywhere with Clit? I mean, look at the bubbles - he's clearly drunk out of his mind and might try to rape her!

>>983391

> charming

How could you tell? Everyone in this comic talks in the exact same voice.

>>983391

You forget that Chad wants to wear Clinton like a fleshlight, too.

>>983398

Don't worry, this plot will end with them in a threesome.

>>983391

Is he actually fit, though or is /fit/ ironic? He seems like a guy with a big frame and a lot of fat.

>>983420

He's supposed to be a monstrously strong beefcake guy, since he works as a bouncer and all. It's just Yiff Jenkem's art "skills" are restricted to skinnyfat soyboys and landwhales.

>>983430

This is the same Jeff that thinks a police-grade robot can't escape a metal trash can and that current Faye is "buff as he'll". It's entirely possible that he also thinks that breaking the fabled 6'0" mark gives you super strength no matter how doughy you are.

>>983443

>What's funny is that Jeph has actually portrayed a "beefcake" with Bembo

Nah, except the calves, that guy is still more fat than toned.

>>983210

I would read that

>>983478

I like Dogfish Head. You can get good oysters in Rehoboth. But, yeah, otherwise the state is like an industrial slum.

>>983508

>Why were you baking cookies at 1am?

Because she's lost control of her life.

>>983515

My guess is that her boytoy was over earlier and turned her and her sheets into a sodden mess, so she's waiting up for the laundry to finish.

>>983515

I think it's to delude herself into thinking she had a normal family.

Maybe later she'll be stuffing old sets of clothes with crumpled newspapers, with balloon heads with faces drawn on, propped up around the table so she can have that normal family time she was denied by her insane, degenerate family.

>>983516

Or her only child that kept functioning genitals asked to stay the night and was coming with a girl, and forgot he asked due to alcohol. I remember Jeph accidentally making her estatic when the tranny moved out

>>983478

Maryland is way worse. Tolls constantly.

>>983599

Bane-mom and last panel are good.

>>983508

>nigger is impressed by a porch and a grandfather clock

Good maid material.

>>983714

>Clinton's mom cuter

What, with a pencil moustache?

>MOM

In bold, no punctuation… What's going on here? Is he just saying "mom" as a statement with no emotion and maybe a low, bass tone?

It's also interesting that Jeph seems so short on ideas that he resorted to a "Dude, weed! Aaww!" joke.

>>983714

>Use them for their body heat

Where do they do this? The only reason I could see for bringing in animals like that would be to protect them from the cold snow using the fire that warms the house.

>>983740

I'm not sure where it is from, but the saying "three dog night" supposedly comes from the number of dogs you should take to bed with you to ward off the extreme cold.

>>983743

That comes from sledding, though. Then again, in an area like the desert that has little wood, I could imagine using animals for warmth. Then again again, the kind of area that can't support trees probably can't support farm animals either.

>>983714

If you take this series as a tragic tale of a civilization's downfall it reads a lot more logically. Spengler warned us.

>>983714

Oh I get it, the dialog is supposed to flow a little awkwardly because they're both drugged.

You guys are are assuming too much on Jeph's likely knowledge of history and anthropology. The guy has a music degree from one of those wishy washy "make your own curriculum" community colleges, the same kind as Evergreen.

>>983740

Not do, did, as the start of that sentence said "in the middle ages". Now remember serfdom, during which a) livestock were pretty valuable for a serf and b) serfs probably had a one room mud hut and a yearly allowance of firewood (if any).

>>983740

>>983794

Norse used to keep a cow inside. It was treated like a big cat.

>>983714

I like how Clinton and Marten look unhinged and distressed when they are talking to their moms.

>>983714

Clit's mom is behaving more like a critical alcoholic after being confronted by her family when caught drinking vodka like it's apple juice; why the fuck would weed make her throw a tantrum?

I can only guess Jeph really amped up the crazy becuase he didn't know how else to represent being stoned; he uses the bubbles for drunkenness but drew a blank for weed.

Fucking hell, and I can't not see that moustache, now.

>>983849

Jeph's characters have a very limited emotional range and are very fragile, even the ones you think would be well-adjusted. The hunched shoulders, stretched arms at sides, >< face, and yelling overreaction is the standard reaction to being caught out on something facile.

>>983714

DUDE

>>983864

Clit's best Claireface, honestly. That's the "Jeph made my mom a stoner, my sibling a Tranny, and me a Harem Protagonist" look. He's slowly dying inside as he becomes the new main character of the comic.

>>983915

How old is she ? 25 ? 30 ? Even the autistest of all autists fucking got by then that smelling people isn't socially acceptable. Unless it's a debilitating form of autism, and in that case she wouldn't be able to go out and find work

How does Jeph do it ? He even managed to actually believe giving the mom wrinkles above her mouth would look like she's a bit old and not like she has a literal fucking mustache

>>983714

Her son is a mentally ill freak, because of which her husband killed himself. She herself is too cowardly to controll him (Clairence) or deny his delusions (who knows, perhaps he would even get violent). I really can't blame her for wanting to escape from reality and the guilt.

>>983881

This is a better coping mechanism, though.

>>983915

>TFW Clinton is more feminine than Clairence

>>983915

When IPP starts with her autism-speak I always imagine her voice as like a 1978 Cylon.

>>983922

Look it's not impossible. If she's past 20 and doesn't need a wrangler, she should probably have figured it out, but even for functional ones the whole thing is that common social rules aren't intuitive. They can learn them, but they won't know ones they haven't run into and they'll have a real hard time inferring them even through obvious connections. Don't snort armpit should probably be obvious from all the "don't touch people randomly in public" rules right? But not necessarily.

Is the thigh drawfag still around?

>>983966

It's possible that she ran afoul of a scent fetishist in highschool. If that's the case, then her analysis of personal space rules would be out of whack due to conflicting information about social norms.

>>983920

"You smell nice" is one of the most cliched come on phrases of all time. It's probably in kiddie romance films. It's about as direct as you can get before you get into "I want to have sexual intercourse with you" territory.

>>983922

I thought autists were just awkward, not incapable of learning through reinforcement and pattern recognition. I mean if she is actually interested, fine, it's kind of endearing, but it's hard to believe she has no idea whatsoever about what she's doing. Actually, isn't the stereotype that austists hang around in the corner with their hands to their sides, not pinning men against the wall and smelling them next to the bathroom?

>>984101

>why do people still bring romantic leads to meet their family?

I don't think Clinton expected his mother to be awake and to meet him at the front porch at 2:00 AM.

>>983740

Farmer were used to do that in Germany and french

YO he killed that dog!

>>984310

F

>>984310

She finally free

>>984310

>>984329

at least he didn't stab it in the hand

he stabbed it in the anus. with his penis.

I'm kinda surprised Jeph made it official sounding rather than drawing X'es over Shelby's eyes and putting out a message like "Shelbs is teh dies oh noes!!!! RIPs in sausage and pepperoni Shelbububububuubu!!!!"

>>984332

Nah. I'm 90% certain Jeph loved that dog like a teenage mother loves their child that they mistakenly didn't give up for adoption, then let that decision slowly ruin both their lives until it ended with one of their deaths.

Can't tell if it's a pity or not that it wasn't Jeph first. On one hand he's apparently married and we have to hope he never reproduces. On the other hand, without Jeph this thread has no purpose.

I was thinking of posting WereGeek and/or D20Monkey edits on /tg/, in the same vein as this thread. Thoughts?

>>984333

>On one hand

Eventually that will be all that remains.

>>984310

>Died peacefully while we petted her

I can't help but think that's what sent her over the edge.

>Long and happy life

Uhm… Yeah, Jeph. I'm, uh, sure she did…I have no doubt she brought *you* loads of pleasure, anyway.

>>984333

>same vein as this thread on /tg/

Why not? I'd never heard of WereGeek until just now, so you've just added more hatred to my life. Thank you.

>>984310

>She passed away peacefully while we petted her.

Raped to death. Poor dog!

>>984342

She poisoned the dog to put an end to his suffering.

>>984343

The dog poisoned itself.

>>984104

>pinning men against the wall and smelling them next to the bathroom?

>tfw this will never happen to you

>>984387

Balto finally reveals his power level.

>>984438

Nice edit, would questionably bike cuck loss again.

>>984438

Just think, if that anon went through with his scheme to kill and replace Jeph than none of this would have happened.

>>984494

But what if Jeph's current wife is some kind of psychotic Dominatrix who was his mistress during the previous marriage, and all of Jeph's behavior is a result of her torturing her soyboy cuck. His hand, him raping the dog, all done reluctantly because his insane bitch of a wife gets off to his displeasure. She might have made him rape the dog as much because he didn't want to as because she got off to the bestiality.

>>983748

Many sledding dogs live above the tree line. They eat fish and seal and are just fine as far as half wild sled dogs go.

>>984497

Did he actually rape the dog? I am confused.

>>984939

Melon steals ukulele in panel 4.

>>984945

And replaces multiple blue books with books with a pinkish cover in the very same panel. My god, it's like a find five differences.

And if the doors are all the same and numbers are an abstract concept FUCK YOU JEPH THEY ARE NOT why doesn't Melon just decorate her door so she knows which one is hers. But knowing Melon, or rather, jeph, she would decorate everybody's doors, making noone happy. Except everybody would reluctantly accept it for some reason.

Can somebody draw big guy ragefucking Melon? I think it would make everything better for us readers

>>984957

There's also some differences on the lp-player between 3 and 4. I also notice I was wrong about the books. Two pink books are hidden behind melon's leg, you can see some of it poking out.

>>984957

magnet mindbreak when

>>984945

>>984957

Actually, Jeph zoomed in on the last panel.

If you look closely, the window and the picture are at exactly the same height as the previous panel, but larger, showing there is indeed a zoom effect.

However, everything else is only "lower" for some strange reason. The couch is lower, the dude whose name nobody remembers is lower, the furniture is lower, even the ukulele is lower (you can barely see a bit of it).

So Jeph, for some godforsaken reason, wanted to "diversify" his panels' appearances by zooming it (barely, then took almost everything and just dropped it a few millimeters lower.

Except Melon

except the fucking robot

she is actually even higher and taller all of a sudden

As a friend mentioned, it's possible he wanted to straighten her up, making her, in consequence, higher, but failed to make it look proper, so he just used this worthless, completely useless trick as zooming then lowering most of the panel, and then called it a day.

Fucking up just a tiny bit, just ever so slightly, every goddamn thing in the panel.

This is what baffles me with Jeph. He's been at it for, what, twelve years ? We know he hates it, we know he's terribly untalented, so why does he bother ? He'd get a lot more credit going the "I seriously don't give a shit" way, but he keeps trying to pretend he cares by using these mindless, dumb little methods, that makes most people only react with a subconscious "there's something weird" sense. You know, the kind you can't really place the origin of but you know, you know there's something that shouldn't be how it is. And then you realize : a hand is the wrong color, a frame goes off-panel, a character is suddenly slimmer or doesn't have the right eye color… whatever it is, you don't see it right away, but you brain calculates it immediately.

Why not just accept you suck and leave it at that, jeph, for fuck's sake

also she is literally a fucking robot jeph you goddamn cocksucker her entire mind is absolutely nothing but numbers if those were abstract concepts she'd just be magic you cunt not a robot

>>984939

Haha, this strip is great!

You see, it's funny because Melon is behaving in an unusual manner!

>>985014

What's even the point of having a cast of tens of characters when they all act, think and speak in exactly the same fucking way?

>>984938

It's almost tragic that he doesn't appreciate his mother trying to protect his autistic little penis from the AIDS.

>>984994

NO VAL HER MIND IS FRACTALS READ THE DEEP LORE

>>985035

what

>>985014

I realize I'm pissing in the wind here, and who am I to criticize a "professional comedian" but has it not occurred to Jeph that there is no comedy possible with a character who hasn't been established and so irrelevant that even he realizes the requirement of stating the character's name repeatedly?

Something as simple and low effort as being told that she'd lose her bearings after the butt replacement would have some sort of payoff. Not the greatest idea in the world but better than endless lolrandom. How many lolrandom characters do we need? All of them?

>>985052

If you wanted to take that a step further, the explanation would be that Faye was too zealous attatching the robot's ass, magnetizing the ass parts of her frame and throwing off an incredibly shitty permanant compass. It would further show that retardbot #683 is made with the cheapest off brand parts possible, attributing to the ferrous skeleton and lack of GPS, and that the drunk dyke isn't all-knowing and still needs to learn.

This of course would show weakness in his cartoon vaginas, and some form of characterization other than wacky snark dispersal units, and thus will never be implemented.

Ho long has Jeph had aids?

>>985117

"cock lock" needs to be changed to "cuckold" otherwise it's perfect.

>>985118

It's an omit style edit, with regards to text anyway. I could have made it say Did I "cuck" you? but the full "cuckhold" itself would not have the letters available. "Cock lock" just sounded funny and seemed to carry implications. Besides, cuckholdry would imply that Clinton enjoyed not taking part (when clearly that's not the case, editwise).

>>985132

They cracked me up throughout the whole editing process. Glad you enjoyed it as much as I did making it.

>>985144

Is that a ducking vape pen? She can't own a nice glass bong like normal middle class stoners?

>>985146

Don't you idiots understand? This is the highest form of humour, a dated pop culture reference. He even managed to combine it with the freshest of jokes, "dude weed lmao". If you guys don't appreciate this I'm going to have to post it to facebook for all the true patricians to marvel at.

>>985152

I dare you to do it. The weird non-humour of Jeph's non-writing would stupefy an unprepared mind. You'd shock normies into a weird limbo between their previous existence and their current experience. The confusion would be mortifying.

>>985144

Boy, I'm sure glad Jeph took some time out from that emotional roller coaster of relationship drama to show us this.

I dunno about you guys, but I needed a breather - my heart can only take so much!

>>985182

Any and all amateurs are welcome except Jeph.

>>985144

>post-menopausal women trying to keep the cock carousel going is cool

Jeph really is a mess

>>985226

Who would have guessed that potsmoking whore single mother would raise to effeminized sons?

>>985226

Technically he did frame it as relative to Clit.

>>985254

Or, you know, since it's Jeph we're talking about the whole thing will be hand-waved in favor of her being "the cool hip mom that is proud of her Tranny Son's choices, smokes weed, and graciously opens her holes for Tyrone."

Parents in the QC-verse are never, NEVER the bad guys, OR going to ruin themselves, Except for the corporate CEO lady who was only a villain by the fact of being a meddling corporate CEO lady.

>>985309

I wouldn't exactly call cats simple minded compared to dogs.

>>985315

Holy shit, could this be the event that made Clarence turn tranny?

Every night at camp they forced him to wear a dress and fucked him upside-down and inside-out?

>>985310

They are. Cats are significantly less social than dogs and sociality is a major driving factor in animal intelligence. Most of what we think of as modern human intelligence comes from a part of the brain that originally dealt mainly with social behaviours (prefrontal cortex).

Cats are less capable of remembering information or solving appropriately presented problems than dogs.

I swear to fucking christ if I hear one of you retards drool out the old "they're just independant and don't *want* to do the tests" excuse I will contact your wrangler and have your internet privileges revoked, I am mightily sick of responding to that.

>>985334

They're just pretending to be stupid so that you let your guard down

>>985315

>A bunch of horny teen nerds in a secluded campground

And we accidentally get backstory into what started the tranny down it's path. Jeph also made his hair easier to draw

>>985315

And still the tranny makes with all the exaggerated gestures.

>S-see! I'm all shocked and emotional! Just like how any girl would act, r-right?!

>>985315

>claiming weed is cool

It's legalized here, I've never tried it for a variety of reasons, and I likely never will. It smells terrible.

>>985358

It just makes you easy to distract. Not worth it in my opinion, and I am someone who used to smoke very frequently.

>>985358

weed is gay

>>985334

And yet somehow cats are way less likely to eat their own shit.

>>985355

I think you're in the wrong thread, my man, but nice edit.

It is also much easier to fuck a dog than a cat, as I learned from /zoo/

>>985527

A cat will stab you especially the males.

>>985613

Not if you assert dominance first. With your hands behind your back (Hand-cuffing helps especially) and stripped naked, you should whack your cat in the head with your penis until he submits to you. Some light biting is normal, but you shouldn't be too injured by it. Eventually your cat will submit and let you do anything to him.

If he continues to be belligerent, take pictures of what you're doing and post them here so we can see what you might be doing wrong.

>>985623

When I said especially the males, i meant their dick, its literal knives.

>>985629

Get a Penisfile to sand down any sharp edges. If the pain persists, you might need to do some Urethral Sounding to ensure a comfortable fit.

>>985377

They're also more likely to eat their owners.

>>985640

Well, duh. Just remember to put in a Tooth Guard first, and use some whiskey to numb their gag reflex first.

>>985629

knife her right in the pussy

>>985658

Bedbug pls.

>>985670

What about "with mini adult pen is" instead?

>>985670

>I got invited to cock parties

I think >>985331's theory of having him be the designated "girl" makes a lot of sense now.

>>985673

You would lose the question mark in that case. The is in penis would have to come from surprised, and then you'd be left with even less words/characters to make a joke with. Omits are surprisingly hard to make witty, especially given what you have to work with. I don't know how the original Omitfag managed to make sequential omits seem canonical, but it was fuckin magical.

>>985702

>saing

Jeph doesn't even read his own fucking comic

>>985703

Just look at it like a partial, fist-party omit.

>>985702

Ah, I see! This strip is funny because the literature students are behaving in a manner most would regard as unusual!

See, this would be the ideal place for a flashback, so Jeph could show, rather than tell.

It could start with the students all sitting round beginning a discussion about… something. Everyone's calm and ready for debate.

Cut to "10 minutes later" and chairs are flying, students have their hands round each others necks and one's shouting, "You illiterate cunt!" while Clarence sits in the middle, completely bemused.

Personally, I think that would make for a great scene, but there's no way in hell Jeph would touch that with a 20ft pole, as he'd have to show Clarence before he went mad and thought he was a girl.

>>984438

We are reaching meme levels that can’t be allowed

>>984994

Fuck off namefag

>>985334

>being social means being smart

By that logic normalfags have an IQ of triple digit anon

>>985334

and I just want to discuss doggos superiority over catfags and their shitty vermin mind controlling pets

>>985749

Normalfags aren't social though. They've retreated into cell phones and the internet, the exact same way you have.

>>985765

Cell phones seem to be a generational thing. A lot of younger people, the youngest millennials mostly, seem to be full bore on the doing anything and everything on the devices. Me, I just use it for handy portable use and wait until I come across a keyboard and mouse to write the essays, edit the photos, play the games, etc. I know I'm not alone.

Also, normalfags have taken online engagement to a new level. While I spent many a night spending too long on forum, IRC, and newsgroup flamewars, I scratch my head at these social media battles that go on for months and cost people jobs. Using your real name, slapping your employer all over your profile, invoking them as some sort of authority for your shitty drunken comments…what is wrong with these people? It used to be that you called xXxFinalFantasyTidusSXExXx a faggot nigger who you would totally beat in a fight, log off when you got tired or bored–even if it was in the middle of the argument, and forget about it by the time you woke up.

>>985820

Oversocialized and social aren't the same thing. Read your Kaczynski.

>>985702

What the hell is there to argue about Asimov? Asimov himself already argued everything about Asimov. Plus unless AI technology is developed exactly as it was described in his stories, I'm not sure they're all that applicable to AI development and ethics.

Though to be fair if I was in a modern day "literature" camp I too would probably be throwing chairs at people, probably for being called a bigot for liking Mark Twain.

>>985765

>>985826

I happen to be an expert on the normalfag community because in losing my humanity I had no qualms interacting with them and studying them like the animals they are

they are more social than you understand. Swathing in sexual desires and drunken merriment, they have inherited the joys of our fathers but none of the hardship.

They wish for fulfilling their urges at a moment's notice and only worry about the consequences after the matter. When they aren't bumbling about in their own disgusting glut they are talking to each other about things like the newest shitty movies and how wonderful they are or acting like they were ever part of some nerd culture that it's clear they weren't due to cringe worthy statements. They roam the streets with no direction or care, they're all just moving around like some kind of cells in an organism making random movements with no defined intention.

>>985902

The most amusing part is how much better the dialogue flows.

>>985721

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but (((Val))) will never not be a namefag. Either learn to ignore it, or post an ineffectual bitch. Either way, nothing will change.

>>985749

It's evopsych, fuckwit, not behavioural psych. Animal SPECIES with a social structure are generally smarter than solitary animal SPECIES, this is a well known phenomenon. Dogs, cetaceans, primates, corvids, the cognitive heavyweights in any given family tend to be the most social (do I need to explain I'm talking about the cladistic family, not your fucking mum?).

>>985750

Actually I prefer cats myself. I feel pressured to return in kind the amount of excitement and love a pet shows, and with dogs that's fucking exhausting. Plus I hate the drool.

>>985928

That I know of only four or five breed of dogs actually drool, pitbull, Terranova, bulldog stuff like Labrador or Maltese only do it when they are sick

Dogs love their owner unconditionally, so it’s natural for men to love them back….cats on the other hand are indipendent prick and only work for woman so they have an indipendent figure to relate with like if that was a man most people that I talk with says that their cat is different and cuddly therefor they just like dogs attitude but can’t admit it

>>985914

Fuck why mods allow this? Shouldn’t namefag be banned on sight? What cock is is this normalfag sucking for still be here?

>>985874

In the end they're jusr husks.

>>985904

>>985906

Thanks. In hindsight I missed an obvious chance to banepost in the second panel.

>>985969

Then go for it.

>>985906

True

>>985772

>It used to be that you called xXxFinalFantasyTidusSXExXx a faggot nigger who you would totally beat in a fight, log off when you got tired or bored–even if it was in the middle of the argument, and forget about it by the time you woke up.

It'll never be like it was, anon.

>>986069

I think it will again, but it'll take a while before we get to the point where ship-to-ship broadcast networks during space flights are viable.

>>986048

Great.

>>985702

>>985705

>>985843

If Issac Asimov exists, how come everyone who has even the slightest concern about robots is painted as a horrible bigot?

>>986466

Jesus Christ, what happened to Faye's tits?!

Was there an emergency mastectomy or something?

And fucking hell, yet more "I'm closing my eyes while saying something, thus making it more significant - a very robotic thing to do, for sure."

>fuckin funny

It's great when an author has to resort to the cast telling you when the story is supposed to be funny.

>>986466

It's hard to derail this with juvenile sex jokes when the author is doing that himself.

>>986525

>>986466

>first two panels are their own joke

>it could have been followed up by her biting off another piece of bread and speaking again

>"his muff meh cockies"

>"he did what to your muff?"

>etc.

The ball wasn't even retrieved.

>>986525

>he didn't think his one-off jokes through and consider any implications

Yeah, that's been an issue for the entire history of QC, that it is unclear whether jokes are supposed to be in-universe or not. Even Jeph doesn't know, which leads to selective retcons.

>>986528

>first two panels are their own joke

Another classic QC issue: the "joke" is delivered early and subsequent panels just deflate whatever impact was previously made.

>>986525

>Also, strapping handlebars and an engine block to a tiny piece of plastic just because a customer is naive makes Faye look stupid and implies the "totally successful" shop doesn't get enough customers to fill up her day.

Anon I know it's tough to follow along but the very next panel reveals that was just a joke. I think this comic might be getting to you.

>>986533

>Another classic QC issue: the "joke" is delivered early and subsequent panels just deflate whatever impact was previously made.

Oh no, that's not an issue; it's a feature.

Jeph tries to make a joke and has the cast react and effectively explain why it is a joke, just in case his moronic, emotionally unstable audience don't get it.

It's like his version of canned laughter.

>>986670

Ah, the super-successful bakery with only 3 types of bread and no customers.

Second only to the super-successful coffee shop with more staff than customers and a domestic coffee machine.

>>986675

Reminder the actual genuine reason the coffee shop is so successful is because one of the servers there insults and mocks the customers.

Like, really, that's the real reason.

Note the server in question, Faye, left quite a while ago.

>>986670

>I still don't get the bread thing.

Jeph finally read the edits, and is setting up a character with a yeast fetish to act in a love triangle with Marigold.

>>986682

With a fetish like that, they're going to have to watch out for infections.

>>986678

No wait, I've got it. She's a robot that wants to have a kid, however she can't so she had that information deleted to avoid committing suicide, but the residual data gave her a bread fetish, because all she can remember is that she wants a bun in her oven.

>>986670

That's like Anti-fun. Kinda like antimatter but for fun

>>986699

What's more satisfying? Those digits, or the knowledge that you just wrote something better than Jeph could ever come up with?

>>986880

This is only made worse bt the fact that Stabby has canonically told us that Robo-sex is done wirelessly by AIs firing packet data at each other's ports. So firing Bread Recipes as .txt files makes more sense than what's going on here.

>>986884

The digits are a paltry pleasure, nothing more than a mild sense of mirth from seeing similar numbers align, it's barely a pittance.

Realizing that my shitposts are better than what Stabby does is almost as satisfying.

>>986880

>this one goes out to my cool-hawk-enthusiast friends

I don't think they'd be too happy with the idea of feeding bread to birds of prey.

>Don't kinkshame, Elliot.

I wonder if he has a similar stance on pedophilia.

And what the fuck is all this bread shit about with Rokocop, anyway? I can only assume this is part of his usual method for dealing with characters who are too good - remember we had an edit for Rokocop which made it actually competent but massively under-supported by the department? Could this be Jeph's way of trying to ruin any potential by giving it a robo-lobotomy, kinda like he did with Hannelore?

>>986880

I haven't been reading that long. Is Brown actually retarded? I thought it was just a meme.

>>986957

When haven't they?

>>986957

It'll probably come out as her having Ass Burgers, but it'll come off as nor offensive than it does supportive of it.

>>986957

Yup, she's a special. She has a tendency to shut her eyes and communicate only via notepad when she doesn't know what to do.

This person was left in charge of a bar, which she then burnt down. Then Chad thought it'd be a great idea to get her a job in another bar.

Destruction of business property and reckless endangerment by incompetence is so random.

Tee and, indeed, hee.

>>987015

It could be a intentionally inserted control in the AIs psyche, integrated without their knowledge. The robots act human enough that they may have also had a desire to breed, and being sapience inside of easily obtained hardware would mean they would just build another iteration of AI. The fear might have been eventually these iterations might eventually vastly outstrip human populations making them the dominant life on the planet, or even worse would be one unfathomably intelligent, a Machine God. In order to curb this the desire to breed was redirected towards odd, yet relatively inoffensive items, effectively coming off as weird fetishes commonplace in robots. Bread being a common one either due to its harmlessness, avilability, humor, or just serendipity.

Or it could be that brown Faye got used as a Deus Ex by a drug addicted closet transvestite to explain a nonsensical joke in an attempt to get every ounce of humor out of something that wasn't funny go begin with. Hard to tell, its like 50/50 on which one it may be

>>987004

>The number of references hurts my eyes.

I think they really amped it up once Jeph admitted to using the wiki as a replacement for lore and character guides.

>>987015

>>987104

I think the real reason is characters have no mental and "voice" separation and all draw upon the same collective, omniscient, in-the-moment pool of thought that Jeph's mind also inhabits. You know, basically the kind of mistake amateur writers make. And when even Jeph's fanbase notices the errors of a character knowing or doing things he shouldn't, Jeph will shove in a strip–totally from the buffer–retconning whatever error he just made.

>>987237

I just realise that this entire comic feels like the first part of a movie, where the characters are introduced, but before anything actually itneresting has happened.

>>986880

>>987237

You know what I have just realized Jeph does that is very minor compared to all the other things he does but is still managing to piss me off regardless?

He never punctuates the punchlines.

>>987266

>SOMETIMES THERE ARE EAGLES

>NO

>maybe

Welp, now I'll never be able to unsee that again.

Why is Faye shocked at the anatomy of a robot she has been servicing for two years?

Also that hand waving

>>987237

>Seeing the full range of motion of a robot's joint is "freaky"

>She's been pulling robots apart for fuck knows how long, now.

Jeph forgetting his own story again, huh?

Also, this could be a minor nit-pick, but shouldn't they discuss with the customer first before upgrading all the components? Presumably Punchbot came in to get repaired and put its current components back in working order, not to have them all replaced with superior, more expensive parts?

They just assuming the client can afford all this shit?

With anyone else as writer this could be a lesson in economy and a reminder that they're supposed to be running a business, not an in-house, all expenses paid repair bay any more, thus creating a bit of drama and character development.

But, it's Jeph.

>>987274

>They just assuming the client can afford all this shit?

Well, Faye is a Jew. According to Editfag canon anyway.

>>987237

If bending its elbow backwards is within tolerable range of motion, why does Menstro have to use its other hand to do so? The cracking when moving within specification also doesn't make sense when Menstro both lives and works with its mechanic unless Faye is incredibly shit at her job. Which i guess would explain the shock at her roommate/business partner's specs

>>987319

>w e e e e e e e d

Tip fef omitfag

>>987319

starring and written by Seth Rogen

>>987270

This makes me wonder: who's servicing Menstro? It's Faye? Has she disassembled her? Has she done unspeakable things to detached bits of Menstro?

In a comic with whole strips dedicated to a secondary character's obsession with bread, WHY THIS MORBID ASPECT OF THE RELATIONSHIP OF TWO MAJOR CHARACTERS HAS NEVER BEEN ADRESSED?

Another reason to loathe Stabby

>>987319

I keked mightily

>>987344

I think we're supposed to assume that Menstro is "advanced" enough to not need maintenance within the time frame that she has existed in the comic. Maybe. It could also be 'NANOMACHINES, SON

>>987365

Ah, fuck, Authorizations is supposed to be Satirizations

>>987365

You can have quirky comedy robots, or you can have robots you try and base in reality. Combining the two and being good at neither just gives you robots that are retarded by design and then put on the police force to fill diversity quotas so they don't have to hire black people

>>987365

As most of us within this group is diagnosed to be somewhere on the autistic spectrum, we find the character Brun to be particularly offensive and unrealistic to us in her behavior. Please try and be more sensitive to autists, and make Brun caucasian so as not to reflect poorly on us. You can lighten her skin pigment over time, as that was the method Michael Jackson used, which should suffice.

>>987373

>[robots] put on the police force to fill diversity quotas so they don't have to hire black people

You say that like it's a bad thing.

>>987377

Actually, no, we have to specifically say that's a good thing. This is going to be sent to Stabby after all.

>>987365

Remind him to be more careful when raping the pet he gets to replace Shelby.

>>987402

I think you mean to say, Jeph's too busy servicing himself to address it properly.

>>987319

Oh I get it, this is the 4/20 strip.

>>987319

I haven't laughed that hard in a long while. Thank you, blessed Anon.

>>987365

I get that it's just a joke, but starting a letter with "Dear Stabby" is gunna get disregarded immediately. If you want him to actually read it, you could either begin generically (Dear J. Jacques,) or somewhat professionally (To the author of Questionable Content:). I'd be patronizing the fuck out of him in the first sentence, then go from there. Also, your ending statement is shit. Change it to Regards, your concerned audience, replace audience with whatever word sounds better (perhaps, readership?). If anyone has the picture documenting the first stabbing incident, you could use that for reference. Change to header to something vague and not stand-off-ish, like "Concerns toward the current state of Questionable Content" or "Inquiry regarding your web comic". "Fix" anything implies from the start that the author isn't perfect, and that shit's just not gunna fly with narcissists; especially not with narcissists that call themselves artists.

Honestly, though, I doubt he'd bother reading past the inbox header before marking the email for deletion; you need to bait him into putting in the effort to open the email and read at least part way, before going off on him and such. But you'll know he read it if he uses the word recalcitrant in a tweet later, so keep that in there somewhere.

>>987283

>editfag canon is only true canon.at least as far as effort goes

Did you notice tha Claire's tea is steaming hot in the first panel and in the first panel only? Is Claire a mutant with frost breath?

>Also the joke is not even remotely fun, but that's a given

>>987916

>dumb as heck

>heck

>>987916

>ornithology

Jeph's doing the word of the day stuff again.

>>987922

This… oddly hurts me. I have no idea why. It reminds me of more innocent times. Is this Stabby's final call for help?

>>987927

Got a chuckle from me.

>>987943

>Even when you compare bird vs bird, predators tend to be considerably smarter than the field.

Well Jeph was feeding eagles bread two strips ago so he's clearly faking this field of knowledge, like he does with every other field of knowledge he pretends to know about, including artistry. That's why he buys $200 markers for doodling. An actual artist can run circles around Jeph with a Bic ballpoint pen. I don't think Jeph even knows how to shade without using a Photoshop plugin.

>>988041

I realize I'm biased, but I really do think every anon edit is an improvement on the source.

>N A W A L t

Especially Clarence

>>987943

>Factually false. Even when you compare bird vs bird, predators tend to be considerably smarter than the field.

I'm not actually 100% sure that's true. This isn't exactly centre field for me, but I know corvids and psittacids are the smartest birds and I know owls are dumb as all hell. I think raptors actually have a lower than average encephalization quotient for birds, though birds have variant brain structures that tend to throw off the predictive power of that.

>>987916

>biology class in Jephtown

>"Birds of prey are like, totally mean!"

Fucking hell…

>1st panel

What the hell is Clarence hiding under his skirt, there? Or has he decided to get ass implants, too?

>>988104

>Their only coffee machine is only slightly bigger than the cash register.

Totally thriving business!

Has the counter-top changed height recently? I don't think I've seen any coffee shops where they serve you hot drinks at crotch level.

And yeah, there is no writing here. A consecutive series of random utterances does not a story make. Shit, if he wants to cram a joke somewhere there's a massive fucking blackboard right behind the characters - he could have put anything he wanted there.

Even something simple like, "No credit given - this means *you*, Pintsize" or some shit.

>>988129

It's just smelling though, no use throwing it away afterwards.

>coffee made with a high spider/insect content

>fumes cause neural anomalies in AIs

Any health inspector would shut that place down in a heartbeat.

>>988127

>Shit, if he wants to cram a joke somewhere there's a massive fucking blackboard right behind the characters - he could have put anything he wanted there.

He used to.

>>988144

Yeah, but he also never planned his panels so the blackboard jokes were often obscured by the speech bubbles.

>>988129

In all fairness Amazon is overpiced shit and you can get it for like half that at walmart probably.

>>988165

When you're buying over the counter stuff at Amazon, the price is going to be padded to make up for individual shipping. There's just no way to make up the advantage a store like Walmart or even somewhere like Albertsons, CVS, or Kroger has with bulk shipping.

>>988222

Checked Jeph's Twitter and it appears he's been caught off-guard by a con that starts in two days, so that explains the filler strips.

>>988222

PS nice full house

I just figured out what purpose Melon serves. The character bothers me because she appears everywhere yet for no discernible reason. That is the purpose.

We know Jeph modifies his canonical storylines around audience reaction, but he can't build a buffer around this. Therefore he needs evergreen filler material. The problem with using regular characters is depending on when the filler is invoked, whatever particular characters may be otherwise engaged, appearing in different places and wearing different clothes. Worse yet, the filler may become obsolete, completely negating the point of it in the first place.

lolrandom characters work best for this sort of thing. We already have at least two: Pintsize and Emily. Having no continuous train of thought, these two work well enough but may be overexposed if relied upon too heavily. Melon gives a third option. Most importantly, Pintsize and Emily are rooted in place and need a decent explanation to appear somewhere unexpected. Melon needs no such explanation. Her entire character is to appear anywhere doing anything, which makes her the perfect filler fodder.

Jeph still needs to make several alternates–all involving Melon–so that he has flexibility when he needs to avoid otherwise currently engaged characters. If this prediction is correct, expect Melon strips to be very self-contained, e.g. only characters guaranteed to be at the location will be present. So no Marten or Clit at the coffee shop, nobody but Faye and/or Menstro at the repair shop.

>>988334

I'm gonna need an edit where the only thing changed is that second to last panel continues on for 3 more panels, then she voids herself with oil, and that's it.

>>988344

Third to last panel, sorry.

>>988344

Not that I can draw but would you prefer fresh piss-colored oil or used black oil?

The moronic "fans" got all teary-eyed about Menstro's memory problems.

Whatever the fuck happened to Melon to reduce it to this state is infinitely more tragic.

Someone should feed it into an MRI scanner, saying it's a "fun new ride!", and put it out of its misery.

Hah, that could be the big twist!

Melon is actually a member of Menstro's forgotten unit but got retired after taking a bullet with a rare-earth core to the head.

The bullet is still in there, hence the madness.

>>988334

It's nice that she gently put the bucket down during her theatrics, otherwise a spill would have to be drawn.

i miss the rule 34 pics of the tranny

I happened to look at my computer screen from an angle and oticed that all of his coloring wouldn't be so bad if he just saturated the colors a bit more and used colored outlines.

>>988104

>>988334

Seriously though why only mention "eagle week" for the first two strips of the week? We know he can't draw eagles but he could at least put something about it in the bottom text, even if he needed to do this on short notice.

>>988682

Or fuck with the audience by dropping references to the band and football team.

>>988682

I think it's apparent by now that Jeph is dumping his preconstructed filler after forgetting he had a con to attend, but you bring up a good point that he could have dropped eagle references into the footers. The strip above could have some lame song reference like, "Trot like a yak, let your hump carry me"

>>988701

I think 5.0 is correct.

Prime got replaced shortly after her introduction by 2.0, establishing her as a neurotic germaphobe who was stalking Marten because she loved him. 2.0 changed to 2.5, retaining all qualities except for her stalking and love, which got memory holed. 3.0 showed up some time after that, having reduced phobias and had her freak outs off screen. 4.0 was the coffee shop worker who said she was a germaphobe, but still took out the trash and handled money without comment. Tannelore here is 5.0, and is clearly just a well adjusted girl who larps as someone who doesn't like messes and dirty things, but isn't very good at it.

I also got the impression that she fucks that yak. Don't know if that's just me, but the way she puts her arm around it sets off bells in my head

>>988701

The fat one is weird - I get the feeling she ordered that robot to sit and watch her eat those chips.

I do wonder if Jeph has lost any readers over this recent spate of lolsorandumbness. It's like Garfield with too many characters and less coherency.

There are some times when I start to feel bad about the constant criticism Jeph receives and how openly we mock his comic, but then I look at his own forums and I'm filled with a new fervour for ridicule.

>>988701

>dang

What is it with soy zombies and childish or watered down swearing?

>>988721

I concur with your assessment based on the header text and her taking care of it despite not being certain what species it is.

>>988721

Which would have been a good and endearing character progression if only we were shown the progression between the various stages.

Instead, since Stabby cannot into writing, we see just Version 1, then version 2 and so on without a reason.

It has been written before, but that's a confirmatio n : Stabby''s characters works like robots and vice versa.

>>988783

I think it's even worse than his writing inability. That implies he's trying and failing. I think Jeph doesn't even consider whether whatever he's currently doing is suitable for the characters. I think the entire thing is driven by, "Wouldn't it be funny or cool if I made character X do Y?" without regard to if that made sense in the greater context. It's stuff like this that leads to retcons, Hannelore in particular.

This zany, wacky randomness may actually be hurting Jeph - I've noticed the subreddit discussions on this weeks strips are a lot shorter than usual.

btw I've got a full week ahead so I won't be as timely with my omissions

>>989704

>dang

He can't keep getting away with it.

>>989704

Wow, so uhm… Menstro is still awkwardly attracted to Faye, huh? So, this is how far that plot has progressed in how long?

And of all the artistic flaws in Menstro I still can't get over that post-liposuction gunt flap it's got.

Maybe Jeph couldn't take the rise in blood pressure he got from looking at athletic female figures and kept passing out, so just guesses what they'd look like.

>>989817

It constantly soft reboots. It "progresses" to the point where Jeph needs to make a decision, then he cuts away to something else. Some weeks later he comes back and then they're back to stage 1 or 2 awkwardness. Jeph, having no close personal relationships in his life, doesn't realize that two "people" (granting personhood to the robot) who spend a lot of time together will acclimate to whatever social dynamic, even an awkward one.

>>989859

>they layer a bunch of rising tones together and loop it so that it sounds like it's getting higher and higher, but nothing changes

And then after excruciating delay the main character finally opens the door. But there's nothing there because it's still the first act. Next time he opens the same door in act 2 the zombie will jump scare with the electronically modified orchestra hit.

>>989901

Oh yeah, you could work in how Marten already moved for one girl (and only one even if he does it twice) and is against doing it again on principle. Then they can argue how 60 miles and 3000 miles are totally different things and how >she isn't trying to dump him unlike the other real girl.

>>989914

I feel absolutely nothing.

>>989920

well done

>>989914

>"Rub my shoulder"

>Doesn't rub shoulder

>>989972

Looking forward to tomorrow when we cut back to Clit for some reason.

>>989984

More fucking bread strips. Can't have too many of those.

>>989972

Oh, no! That's like totally awkward! Right guise?!

Is Clarence's outing of his trannydom the only time when a relationship didn't start off with awkwardness? I suppose Jeph wouldn't dare make that one anything but a perfect acceptance. Christ you'd think it may even cause some resentment with Marten as he picks up a >girl in a heartbeat (fucking hell, I actually had to look up his name; it's been that long since he's even come to mind).

So yeah, cookie-cutter relationship "drama" ala Jeph.

Aside from that you'd think he'd show just a modicum of imagination with his robots; Menstro could have just set its hand to a high-frequency vibration to ease that shoulder. Surely that would do more to illicit one of his "hurgleburgle" responses?

>>990005

Resentment between Marten and his exes I mean. Faye in particular; she's been blue balling him for years so I'd think she'd be just a little peeved when Marten forgets her immediately for a dicksy chick.

>>990006

Which brings me to the following question: since Marten and his boyfriend pretending to be his girlfriend live in the same house as Faye and Menstro, Faye knows very well if >She has a penis or not.

So why is this still a mistery to us?

>>990051

Because you're not thinking with Pozz. Jeph isn't thinking about this as something to reveal or not, Jeph is thinking "She identifies as female. Why should it matter what genitalia she has?"

The whole point of not talking about it is to make in not matter. He never addresses it because in his opinion, Martin accept Clarence for who he is, so sex "just works."

Although, if we're talking realistically, Clarence's mother is single, a pothead, and he works as a librarian. No way they have enough money or insurance that will cover that kind of surgery.(yes, health insurance companies have started covering this sort of thing)

Clarence is probably on hormone therapy, giving him a micropenis, but also "real" tits.

Of course, this is Jeph we're talking about, so it's entirely possible for Clarence to start talking about the procedure like it's something he could've afforded.

>>990051

As a robot with a robot body in a robot modding shop, Menstro should have no problems attaching a fully functional horsecock to herself.

>>990060

This is the progressive future where everyone accepts trannies who don't worry about where the expensive treatments are coming from. But despite having the necessary societal buy-in to make this happen, for some reason they live every single moment in fear, which is shown via Clarence getting carelessly drunk in public with barely-known acquaintances, not being the least bit skittish ever, and never having anyone ever questioning >her status.

So I guess the future is full of bigots who happily fund transition treatments and only want trannies to think they're getting beat up but never actually follow through.

>>990060

>(yes, health insurance companies have started covering this sort of thing)

>get recurring premiums from your customer

>in exchange you make shit cheaper for him when he gets a cold or something

>customer starts having psychological problems

>instead of requiring therapy you agree to pay a doctor to chop his dick off

>likelihood of suicide skyrockets

>he kills himself and you stop getting money

>>990114

Yes, but you're missing something important. Insurance companies foot most of the bill in their customer's stead, thus they make their greatest profit off healthy customers. This is also why many health insurance companies won't accept those with "pre-existing conditions", or will refuse to pay for certain medications, since doing so will usually end up as a net loss on their end. In the case of a tranny, the net cost of surgery (a short term solution) may be less than constant expensive therapist sessions and medication (the long term solution); and what with the relatively high likelihood of suicide, that drain on potential profits takes care of itself. The insurance provider that has it part of their policy to cover tranny surgery would look good in the eyes of the progressively naive-minded public, which would look competitively better than those that don't (boosting customer count), and the hit to profit margin would be minimalized.

I think. I could be wrong, but it kinda makes sense if that's the case.

>>990085

>for some reason they live every moment in fear

What if they're living in fear precisely because no one seems to give a damn about the sort of damage they are doing to their minds and bodies and souls, and they are aware that something is wrong at least on an instinctual level. This is the progressive future where actually caring about someone is against societal norms, and judging someone by their behavior and actions is equivalent to acts of unspeakable evil.

>>990122

>What if they're living in fear precisely because no one seems to give a damn about the sort of damage they are doing to their minds and bodies

So it's a pushing boundaries thing but the single mother never said "no". Poor young Clarence is begging for attention from a daddy who for all intents and purposes doesn't exist. What a plot twist this would be. Even with a "everything worked out in the end" message, imagine how pissed off the base would be.

>pre-existing conditions

Access to health care is a separate argument, but detractors are correct in saying this is not an insurance issue. It's like first wrecking your car and then trying to file a claim after the fact with the insurer you just acquired.

>>989989

Ok for the bulge, but did anybody notice THAT LEG IS THE SIZE OF A TREE TRUNK?

>>990122

Another alternative is that small unintentional slights seem like huge insults because the progressive hole that Jeph has created is so insular, it's functionally identical to the mouse utopia, and what's being shown is the beginning of the collapse. The funny part being that this is both completely accidental, and shown as a positive thing

>>990145

I almost want to give Jeph credit for the misdirection of Marten humming, presumably at 440 Hz, and then Faye vibrating to the same frequency. Thing is, I'm not sure whether it was intentional. Marten could just be doing the cliched "minding my own business" Looney Toons thing and the setup was unintentional. That would be funny, too, if I was convinced Jeph had that level of self-awareness.

>>990145

Why the fucking fuck would that lesbian lardberg want to talk to fucking Marten of all people, presumably about relationships?

And I wonder just how triggering this will be to Jeph's audience/masters - his former one-time MC responds to slight affection from Lesbot2000 by literally running to the other side of town.

Is Jeph suggesting that affection from an emotionally fragile friend, in dire need of closeness to recover from trauma, is so horrible it must be avoided?

>>990145

>MARTY WE HAFTA TALK

>>990155

Now that you mention it, Dora would make a lot more sense. "Girl talk" aside, Dora is the hitherto bisexual.

On the other hand, Marten's dating Clarence so he's bisexual, too, so I guess it makes sense. It'd be funny if the core fanbase picked up on exactly why it actually does make sense for Faye to be talking to Marten.

>>990257

Oh, boy. Stay tuned for twitter condemning jeph and calling him a transphobe.

Soon he'll be known as hole-hands jeph.

>>990547

Six months of no sex for a woman is the same as six years for a man, anon.

>>990547

>go to someone for advice

>he correctly and politely starts to point out the obvious truth of the situation

>have to stop yourself from assaulting him because it would require using your injured shoulder

>>990592

More recently there was Angus but that you forgot about him shows his impact on the lore.

But, yeah, that was the first shark this thing jumped. It was especially confusing how Faye's reveal led to absolutely nothing. You'd expect to read the early strips and go, "Oh, this makes a lot more sense now!" but there's none of that. Nothing in the future takes advantage of this setup, either. Just a passing remark every 1,000 strips or so.

>>990618

Oh yea, I forgot about that guy. If I remember correctly, Faye fell in love with him for some reason and Jeph put on a literal bus, never to be seen again. Didn't he also start out as an "oops, we had sex" pairing?

>>990628

I don't remember all the mechanics, but he was introduced as a coffee shop customer constantly hitting on Faye and then it led to the introduction of Marigold because she was his roommate. I don't remember how long the courtship lasted before they started having sex. Probably an hour or two.

>>990547

Would the robot cunt change her robocunt into a robodick and fuck Faye to death, hammer drill style?

>>990547

>I pulled a muscle and asked for a rub down

I think the funniest thing is I work in an extremely homoerotic workspace and we always do shit like give each other back rubs, bear hug to pop joints, put our bodies in close and uncomfortable positions, etc. and I can say for sure the number of emotional relationships that are formed are like 0%. Hell, some of these faggots fuck each other because we go away to a place where we have no substantial contact with our family or other people and they still aren't as gay as this fucking comic. If pressing your body up on a machine one time makes you gush you gotta be some emotionally flip-floppy cunt.

>>990751

Triggerific!

I'm sure the QC subreddit would appreciate these.

There's a fanart idea; Rokocop won't have any gag reflex so could constantly shove French loaves down her throat like a python.

Hell, if she so desire she could render herself airtight with bread in every hole.

>>990740

decent

>>990258

Oh man, I'm still reeling from Desirebot.

>>991123

This is a great reminder of how much character potential Jeph tries really hard to ignore.

He made a combat robot trying to adjust to civilian life, forced into illegal fighting, with war memories of such a traumatic/sensitive nature that they had to be locked away.

That is a story in itself, but what do we have here? A series of cut and paste awkward beginnings of relationships.

>>991364

https://mega.nz/#!QAVXADZB!7iLp_mW83BC96tOVagaTH7MwL3qaq_nXHXNcJntKGHE