/co/ - Comics & Cartoons

>>974480

>>974471

>Let's talk about comics we've read

>Sounds like some cuckchan template to me!

You're trying too hard.

>>974478

It's one paragraph you big whiner.

>>974482

Wait, how the fuck does someone pretend Joker did nothing wrong? They've been wanking him into an irredeemable monster for the better part of a decade, haven't they?

>>974517

It's a Elseworlds, or whatever they call them now.

Batman force feeds Joker some pills that will make him better, so then Joker starts a legal battle against Batman and suddenly Batman is locked up and Joker is the good guy.

The story was touted as some analogy to a whole range of social issues, as well as BLM, so I can't say I cared to read more after the first issue.

>>974517

It's a different continuity, since issues is an else world like >>974521 already said. In the book no one was able to prove that Joker actually killed anyone. Few panels do show hm doing stuff like shooting tommy guns like a maniac, but it is not show what they hit. Joker manages to clean his name, and make Batman and GCPD look bad in the process. Joker cleaning his name is done kind of sloppily, but it might be to show how gullible public is, although I doubt it.

Joker's backstory in The White Knight is him being a failed stand up comedian who turned to villainy. Eventually he took liking to baiting Batman.

>>974521

>The story was touted as some analogy to a whole range of social issues, as well as BLM, so I can't say I cared to read more after the first issue.

They are more of a background and something that Joker uses to win PR war against Batman. However, there is some stupid shit, like Duke Thomas supposedly trying to keep neighborhood clean of crime, but still letting muggers with guns and knives run around for some reason.

>>974488

>It's one paragraph you big whiner.

It's it? Looks like 17 paragraphs to me.

Whatever else you might say about paragraphs, that they should follow a single main idea or message, we should be able to agree that paragraphs are separated by line breaks.

Or should OP have used reddit spacing for this to have been 17 paragraphs?

>>974459

Im more triggered by those guns if anything

>>974549

Now you even sound like him.

>>974568

>Every sentence is actually a paragraph

Not every sentence. Ever new linebreak. I tried to make that clear.

You can have a paragraph of multiple sentences, sure, but when you start a new line, you start a new paragraph.

But I guess we can't agree on that, so out of curiosity, how do you define a paragraph?

>man im tired from all that reading

It's wasn't a short summary. It was just a summary.

Batman / Shadow: The Murder Geniuses

It's too shit to bother finding a pic.

>Hey we're in reboot 746942 of the DC Universe, so Batman and The Shadow have never met before

>The Shadow is immortal because the warrior monks who trained him are now Tibetan Wakanda

>Only some other guy is "really" Lamont Cranston, so he kills himself or some bullshit

>The Shadow's elderly agents get a visit from Batman, who is trying to work out what's going on

>The shadow turns out to have been training Batman to replace him his whole life, because that makes any kind of sense.

>Oh and the Joker wants to find the warrior monks because something. If he snashes a thing they'll be sealed off and The Shadow will be "stuck" immortal

>Batman smashes it instead because reasons. He, Joker, The Shadow and the comics's actual stupid villain get ejected from warrior monk magic land because reasons

>The Shadow and Batman go their seperate crime-busting ways. Luckily it's a big two comic so none of this will have happened by next tuesday.

Some good cover art, though.

>>974459

>shitty template thread.

Kill yourself.

>>974569

I will make it clear so even people that didn't pass kindergarten can understand:

Here's me writing a wall of text. You can see how annoying it is and how tired it makes your eyes feel, you will be terribly tired after reading this example of a wall of text that doesn't have any grammar function which is not organized in any way so you can undestrand why mostly niggers and uncultured swine will use this way of posting

Here's me writing a text suddivide under lines

It's a bit more easy to read.

But the concept is made for rhymes like in a poem

But it's terrible to read a book if you separate by lines

Here's me writing a text but now it's suddivide under different paragraph which makes it clear how it works.

Becasue paragraphs are just text written under multiple line and broken when a differen concept is introduced.

Which is the proper grammatical way to write a wall of text

>And for the fun of anons

Here's me writing all my things under paragraphs but instead

I will use the boogieman of the week

And separate the lines using the fatidical

Redddit spacing to separate them, which makes you read shit terribly on chans

But as if they were properly written for Reddit becasue the double space gets consumed by the http

>>974614

More like

>I use google translator to speak in spanglish because I'm a spic who never left whatever american faggothole I lived for all my life

>>974648

The truth is that I think more teenage boys bought that than teenage girls.

>>974705

>>974582

No one cares Anon.

>>974711

Apparently you cared enough to post a reply.

>>974720

>I could almost see Batman not giving a shit abou Bruce's innocence myself.

I had a similar thought. Wouldn't Batman relish the opportunity to finally get rid of Bruce? Plus Batman being the one known for killing Bruce Wayne would give him more street cred.

>>974648

>The truth is that I think more teenage boys bought that than teenage girls.

>>974693

>Demonizing cheese cake and fan service

>teenage boys could’ve kept

The American comic market alive by fan service alone

>>974549

I want to eat that Down syndrome child

>>974720

>>974730

Why would Batman even care about Bruce Wayne? They're like polar opposites.

> Neil Gaiman AND John Romita Jr! This should be great!

> It's shit.

>>975099

And? You didn't even post an image, lazy faggot.

>>974648

You forgot

>Aunt May had peter as a teenager

>aunt may is a wrinkly old lady with white hair while Peter is a teenager

>>975099

What comic you fucking dunce

>>974517

They don't, he clearly hasn't actually read the comic. The narrative is much more along the lines of "Batman is as big a problem for Gotham as The Joker," in an alternate reality where Batman is a bit more insane and brutal than usual.

>>974648

I find it funny that every single argument of "worst retcon in history" only exists within the pages of Spiderman lore.

>>975668

>I find it funny that every single argument of "worst retcon in history" only exists within the pages of Spiderman lore.

Parallax

>>975706

One of my conditions for considering a thing a terrible retcon is if it wouldn't work even if it was written that way from the start. Parallax can and has been used reasonably well in new continuities where it's there from the start, though some of the exact details are lost. Compare that to shit like

>the dying Aunt May was just an actor and nobody cares Aunt May is suddenly alive again

>aunt may had Peter as a teenager mom despite how basic age differences make that totally impossible

>Peter's powers don't come from genetic weirdness, it's just some spider god and the other animal themed bad guys are empowered by rival gods

don't make working stories even if you included that detail from the start.

>there's an eldritch horror that's the elemental embodiment of fear and ancient enemy to a group that is powered by courage will, the horror escapes from its prison and possesses one of the group

can and has been made into a working story.

>>975648

>make claims

>doesn't provide anything to back it up

It's your first day on the internet?

>>975719

I'm not trying to defend it as a great comic that everyone need to read, I'm just trying to defend it as an "okay" read that isn't a complete waste of your time. It's a bit weird with it's writing and it doesn't do a great job selling the idea that Batman is actually really bad for Gotham, but it does it well enough that I'm willing to buy into that idea for the sake of seeing what the comic wants to do. For a comic I picked up simply to laugh and rage at, it's doing much better than I ever expected.

>>975637

>>975665

>can't find an archive link of the atorytime anywhere

It never stops hurting.

>>975867

At least we'll have the memories anon.

>>974482

It really is terrible. The guy needs to stick to art and forget about writing.

>>977709

Artists and writers are different, anon.

>>975867

Storytime currently here >>977789

>>975108

Years of Hard Livin', anon.

>>974713

White girls with important feelings.

>>974713

Indie storytelling IS nothing happening.

There is a huge ass indie comic about a summer vacation which I always thought about getting, but nothing happens except summer vacation. And that's what pisses me off, indie comics lack fights. Thats what Scott Pilgrim did right at least.

Regarding the thread:

>Mr Freeze attacks Bruce Wayne and Wayne Enterprises because it's their fault he turned into Mr Freeze and they didn't help his wife

>But it turns out, she isn't his wife, just a woman that has been frozen for decades he's obsessed about. Freeze doesn't have a tragic story, he's just nuts.

>>974459

Everyone hates Nemesis.