Super Mario Bros Movie announced, Illumination/Nintendo to make it.

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Super Mario Bros Movie announced, Illumination/Nintendo to make it. Anonymous 02/04/18 (Sun) 23:00:18 No.966769

>there's no threads on this

Mario movie just announced being made by Illumination Animation and Nintendo.

>Nintendo soyboys will defend this.

In all seriousness, this sounds like a fucking train wreck. Illumination is probably going to put in reddit-tier pop cultural references and obnoxious self-referential humor. Probably have Peach go full on womyn like what Obisoft did. I bet the trailer's going to have a Taylor Swift song.

Anonymous 02/04/18 (Sun) 23:18:11 No.966771

Well if I recall they gave Disney shit just on Bowser in Wreck it Ralph, so should be ok. Worst case scenario we get another train wreck, but if we do it'll be forgotten like every other Mario movie/show.

Also calling it now: Toads will be the minion stand in.

Anonymous 02/04/18 (Sun) 23:48:21 No.966773

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>>966771

>Toads will be the minion stand in.

That's a special kind of hell.

Anonymous 02/04/18 (Sun) 23:56:22 No.966774

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TOO LATE, WEEABOO CUCKS!

Anonymous 02/05/18 (Mon) 01:01:28 No.966790

It's going to be one of the most embarrassing movies in years and you won't be able to criticize it anywhere on the internet other than /tv/.

Anonymous 02/05/18 (Mon) 01:19:32 No.966802

>>966790

Knowing Illumination, it might just turn out to be the most average animated video game: neither good nor outright bad. That's the best that Illumination has ever achieved which seems about right for the safe Nintendo for the reason why they chose them.

Anonymous 02/05/18 (Mon) 01:20:35 No.966803

>>966802

tbh, I'd rather Pixar or someone. Someone that won't shove in pop cultural references and shit.

Anonymous 02/05/18 (Mon) 02:44:56 No.966822

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>>966803

>pixar won't shove pop cultural references in it

>current year +3

Anonymous 02/05/18 (Mon) 03:33:48 No.966836

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>>966822

Anon, I just want someone out there to fucking try for once. Illumination makes Pixar look like Golden-era Disney.

Anonymous 02/05/18 (Mon) 03:57:24 No.966841

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>>966769

As long as it doesn't try to question its own premise or be a "darker, more mature" take, I'll tolerate its existence.

Anonymous 02/05/18 (Mon) 04:03:26 No.966845

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finally, this is somehow relevant

Anonymous 02/05/18 (Mon) 04:06:07 No.966847

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Anonymous 02/05/18 (Mon) 05:56:29 No.966862

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>>966769

>Literally Dr. Seuss animated remake

>Not even so bad so good category.

Anonymous 02/05/18 (Mon) 06:02:17 No.966863

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>>966857

>Anyone who makes a mildly amusing post is /tv/

>You'll never be as autistic as the pic related faggot that goes thread to thread to say "Hey /tv/"

Anonymous 02/05/18 (Mon) 11:48:06 No.966899

>>966769

A movie based on Mario is just a fucking terrible idea. Nobody could make it work

Anonymous 02/05/18 (Mon) 14:29:40 No.966929

>>966899

I would imagine a silent protagonist short movie would play well in the Mario universe.

Also Minions are super popular in Japan

Anonymous 02/05/18 (Mon) 15:32:38 No.966942

>>966773

Just watch man, they'll have that exact voice speaking some flavor of gibberish thats grating even for Mario speak.

Dozens of them working to do cartoony shit like the newer Mario and Luigi or paper mario games.

Probably at least one joke about the hat or their pants.

Anonymous 02/05/18 (Mon) 15:57:13 No.966949

>>966841

>Ability to live multiple lives AND remember each of them fondly

>Horror

I'm seeing some dissonance here…

Anonymous 02/05/18 (Mon) 18:32:47 No.966970

>>966899

i don't know, there's enough characters and other material there to do some fun shit, it's just that over the past decade nintendo refuses to use any of it save for the same bland formulaic garbage over and over.

Anonymous 02/05/18 (Mon) 18:34:19 No.966971

>>966949

looks more like confusion than horror to me.

Anonymous 02/05/18 (Mon) 23:10:52 No.967054

>>966863

Ah shit I missed it.

Anonymous 02/06/18 (Tue) 00:18:15 No.967085

Will Danny Devito voice Mario?

Anonymous 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:18:46 No.967669

>>966929

> Minions are super popular in Japan

Of course they are. Japs have shit taste.