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Damn what an ugly bitch

Probably because it's the kind of "graphic novel" that appeals to critics and the graphic novel in-crowd. Being published by Fantagraphics, the patrician GN publisher, helps too.

It's the use of pink, blue and purple on the cover. SJWs buy anything with those colours, it's a Pavlovian response.

>>951928

Daughter of professional artists from Chicago, so the odds of jewish and literal commie connections is about 99.9%. She also has the sort of backstory people love: contracted West Nile Virus, became paralyzed in her hand and from the waist down, regained ability to draw, created a cliche comic about social tensions in 60's Chicago.

It is the exact sort of work they would praise and so they do and for no other reason.

I want to make a comic – I mean graphic novel – called Everything is Nazis. It would chronicle the experiences of a non-gender-binary preteen in the 1980s up through zir adulthood in the 21st century, as ze learns that literally everything in life somehow connects to The Holocaust, as seen through the protagonist's love of pop ephemera.

I'll hire retarded kids to draw, paint, and collage the art.

>>952148

I would legitimately buy that, if it were a well written satire and didn't just fall into Poe's Law

>>951928

Why? Easy:

>Jews

>Nazis

>Holocaust

>Set in racist past

>White people are bad

>Women being abused

>Rape

>Families falling apart

>At least semi-biographical

>Lesbians

>Prostitutes

>Murder

>Sex

>Cancer

>Criminals

>Mobsters

>Historical figures making appearances

>Historical events as part of the backdrop

>Minority protagonist

>Child abuse

>Bullying

>As many minorities as possible

>References to fine arts

>Troubled childhood

>Heavy handed metaphors

>"Profound" statements

>Bad art

The more of these your story has, the better, but first ten alone guarantee an instant success. Bonus point for author being a victim, having difficulties publishing the book, or being someone well-off pretending to be poor and writing about poor people.

>>952179

>I've been thinking of story-timing it, but it's 400 pages long.

So? You can uplad multiple images here. Wait a minute… you didn't know that?

>>952148

Sounds like a SmackJeeves comic… In fact, let's see what happens when Nazi is put in as a search term on there…

>>952188

I'm back, with Nothing amazing. a couple of U.S. Marine historical fictions, a gonzo school comedy with a Nazi Mad Scientist as a teacher, and a Gag comic entitled "The Nazi and the Stoner." Only one Sonic comic, which is less than I expected, and it was only because the author included the term "grammar nazi" in the description.(To be fair, the Archie Sonic is its own best Nazi crossover with Echidnas being an allegory for Jews.

>>952187

Storytiming a 400 page comic would be tedious as fuck. Storytiming a 40-page comic is tedious.

>>952187

It is still at least 80 posts. Book is broken into 15 to 25 page long "chapters," so it would not be that bad.

>>951928

Why it wouldn't? Gotta push that agenda goy

>>954165

That's it for tonight. I will put up more tomorrow evening.

Wow that was fucking trash.

Thanks for sharing.

>>952190

>the Archie Sonic is its own best Nazi crossover with Echidnas being an allegory for Jews.

That sounds hilarious.

>>954109

>>954121

I like this art well enough, but doing the whole thing in ballpoint on notebook paper is an eyesore.

>>951928

Jews.

>>954166

Please, no.

>>954166

Thanks. It's not terrible, though it's way too self-esteem/tolerance/diversity.