Well since we're all in such good spirits, maybe this time I'll get some help as well instead of being called delusional. I'll stick to the same format for the sake of consistency and luck
>three or five different stories all featuring the same mute nameless hero
>the hero is completely black with the exception of white eyes (like symbiote Spider-Man) and torn white cloths on each wrist
>the entire comic is black and white
>one story is about an abusive priest that that drives around a school bus full of children, but they're all revealed to be one entity when confronted by our hero. I think these children are freed when the priest is killed
>another story is about a boy wanting a dog, so our hero, while eavesdropping on the boys wishes through a window, created a clay puppy figure which comes to life the next day. The boy is happy, but that keeps eating everything and eventually everyone in sight (including the boy) gradually turning into a giant bulldog. Our hero punches and breaks the dog into pieces revealing a boy holding a happy little puppy.
>Don't remember if this was the only other story, but it was about a giant robot landing on Earth. Our hero grabs a skateboard, rips a lightning sticker off of it and becomes a full blown superhero complete with super strength and the power of flight.
>This doesn't do shit though, the robot blows him out of the sky with no effort and tells our hero of its origins:
<for aeons, two robotic entities battle each other in what seems like an eternal stalemate. One functions on pure logic, the other … on something else. By chance, the logical one manages to destroy the other, but is "mortally wounded" himself. In order to survive, his autorepair function employed bits and pieces of his nemesis/brother floating around. A hundred year long process births forth a new entity, the one we see land on Earth, wishing its complete and utter destruction
>Our hero goes to the church to reflect on all of this and after some impressive finger puppetry returns to the giant robot with a childrens toy
>He pulls it once, the toys says something like "A cow says: Moo".
>The robot is unimpressed
>He pulls it a second time "A dog says: Woof Woof"
>The third or maybe it was the second already pull lands the toys arrow on a picture of God, which gives a page-long speech about love and compassion, which ends with "Love or die, my child. Love or die"
>The robot picks up this tiny device and pulls on a string "The duck says: Quack"
>The robot flies off into the sun to self-destruct