/co/ - Comics & Cartoons

>>946113

>Ska soundtrack

>>946113

It's like they purposefully went for the most generic calarts style they could slap together. I can already hear the furious typing on macbook keyboards as a dozen hipster journos prepare articles for how this show is so progressive for making it's nigger protagonist 'gender nonconforming' or some shit.

>>946120

You see this is where I want to stop you with "nigger" protagonist there is no way in hell black kids will relate to this suburban fuck boy who goes in the forest and acts like a nerdy anti social white kid. There is a reason why Static Shock which had a popular black protagonist since he actually connected with the demographic of black kids.

>>946113

>Main Character carries a purse because of course he does

This is the most baffling. Like every single child has their own bookbag, and most of the time it's one they've personally picked out. Why the bloody fuck would a boy opt for a purse instead of their own bag?

He looks like Gondola.

>>946121

Not only does he talk "white" and engage in vague nerdy shit like playing fantasy make-believe, but he does faggy shit and can't stop acting like a retarded spaz. Not only is he not cool and not at all relatable to the audience they're trying to target with such an important act of representation but they failed to even make a remotely charming or likable character.

>>946130

>>946121

lol, niggers aren't cool either, what's the problem?

>>946113

Don't forget the girlfriend is clearly trying to pander to the girls in stem crowd.

>>946142

Not one bit, but if they want the nigger audience, they have to think he's cool, and some faggy kid running around with a purse won't sell to an audience that too busy watching Naruto to care about this shit.

>>946121

So I take it the black kid from stranger things probably isn't relatable then.

>>946156

There's a spurdo under him

>>946298

Would be kind of interesting if the two tied together without them overtly referencing the other show. Wouldn't make the show good, in any way, but it would be interesting from a creative standpoint.

Love how they are just recycling Steven Universe now.

>>946298

Also Curtis Lelash

>>946113

This kid has a moue and a double chin. YOU CANNOT UNSEE THIS.

>>946457

To be unbalanced and burdened of course.

>>946468

Then why doesn't he use a backpack?

>>946465

Yeah, and that works, but is that just his normal purse that he regularly uses to carry things? His reaction to the mirror makes me think the purse and its contents are probably an old hand-me-down thing, but is that just his make-up mirror because he likes make-up stuff, and purses. I can live with this kid being a geeky autist who loves his purse, along with his magic scepter, again normally I don't even care and I usually find it tiring when people complain about progressive agenda pushing in cartoons, but god I can't help but feel like that was something slapped on for bonus points with no other thought put to it.

It reminds me of when I saw Steven from SU come out on stage in a dress and sing a girly pop song, a part of me inside couldn't help but ask if the writers just wanted cut this fucking boy's nuts off.

>>946506

>purse

>mirror

>make up

Is he going to dress up as a girl?

>>946506

I totally understand. These days something that any other time would have been taken as an innocent gag just becomes tainted by the current retarded political climate. Can't even enjoy killing nazis in videogames anymore..sad

>>946506

>I usually find it tiring when people complain about progressive agenda pushing in cartoons

If someone doesn't push back, they'll push harder.

>>946528

>Can't even enjoy killing nazis in videogames anymore..sad

>enjoying killing anyone instead of "oh, another enemy", like a non-fucking-psychopath would think

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLo0ThsDnveH5nv5TNviBrGTX9P6IrYfIe

reposting; changed embed video to something better, as that is in the playlist; deleted other post

>>946543

So what you're saying is videogames cause violence.

>>946516

never realised how true this was until i came to yurop. all these frenchies with purses some of which pretend they are gangsters. also a thing in the uk all the troublemaking black kids who have them are called highwaymen

Just watched the pilot… It's trying way too hard to be Nigger Clarence. I'm getting major Cleveland Shitshow vibes from it.

Who's voicing this nigga, 'cause he sure as hell doesn't sound black at all

>>947836

>implying that's not what niggers sound like

Uncle Remus is also an acceptable vocal style.

>>947757

(((Solomon)))

>>946130

He was still into things like hip hop, and other ""black"" stuff. Probably would relate more to the sort of black kid who'd watch a show like static shock.

Another thing I really dislike. I just hate how these days I can't take it serious if there's a gay person in a TV show, or an ethnic minority. It always feels like the writer is putting one in to make a political point, or to shove in move 'queer' characters into tv shows (or in the case of someone from steven universe, putting peridot and lapis together to make their own queer pairing), rather than putting one in just because it'll make the character cool

>>946457

No kid ever carried a purse into the woods

The only reason to have a pocket mirror as a kid is to pretend it's a flip phone jesus I'm getting old or other kind of high tech bauble

Millenials are so sheltered from reality that when trying to do their propaganda they can't even think of good ways to do it, instead come up with the stupidiest shit

>>947994

I would if it was the first time it ever happened. It isnt

Why is a boy carrying a purse? Are they trying to turn blacks into fags too? Oh wait, yes they are.

>>948011

if it was that, it wouldn't be trianguar when viewed from the side

>>948248

>hooktube

>doesn't use umatrix

>doesn't know that googlle still has to load/track some shit in your browser

>doesn't know that cloudflare loads/tracks shit in your browser too

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>>946431

Wait, I thought he had a tiny frown and a triple chin?

>>947757

Nice UNIBROW FAGGOT!!

It's the Moonlight of Cartoon Network.

>>947719

They wont, they promote blacks because kikes strive for ultimate musclebound warriors with megacocks, pedophiles are meek men, pedophilia is nature's way of telling less than adequate males to search for easier mates.

Kikes WORSHIP blacks because of their PRODIGIOUS genetic traits.

>>948567

literally BLACKED

>>946457

It would've been easy for him to grab the purse, call it a satchel or bag of holding, and have someone call him out on it later on.

It's an easy set up for a simple joke. And if they wanted to SJW it up later, just have him ignore people calling him out on it.

Ez.

>>948626

Fuck, you could even make a whole episode with moral lessons about that.

>Dude, that's a purse

<No, it's a bag

>He's right, Craig. It's a purse. That's for women

<But purses never carry Transformers! And not fucking girly mirrors. You are making it very obvious Craig is le quirky queer kid stuff xD and not just a kid who does what he wants

Later, to the Generic Authority Figure of Confidence of any cartoon. His mom, for example.

<Mom, they keep saying my bag is a purse.

>Well, it used to be MY purse…

<Oh…

>But it can be your bag now.

Craig keeps the purse, and either keeps calling it a bag, or starts calling it a purse with no remorse. You teach kids not to cave in to social pressure, to do what they think is right, and if you choose to make him start calling it a purse, to embrace reality and just make of it what you will ("it may be a purse, but it's my purse. A manly purse"), which is ubermensch as fuck.

There, a subplot fucking miles better and deeper than the shitty propaganda they thought of. Has more character development, a better message than "boys its okay to wear make up and purses, it just means you are nonbinary, awesome, brave and stunning lol", and doesn't look as ridiculous. I can't believe I came with this while taking a dump and they didn't think of it in the weeks this pilot has probably been in the making.

>>948567

Hey /tv/

>>948567

Hey /leftypol/

>>948540

I wouldn't go that far.