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File: 9792991870d4b09⋯.jpg (111.35 KB, 1639x922, 1639:922, unnamed.jpg)

 No.938163

>Brian Michael Bendis has jumped from Marvel to DC in a "multiyear, multi-faceted" exclusive deal. DC made the announcement this morning via Twitter, with the author retweeting the statement.

>"We are beyond thrilled to welcome Bian Michael Bendis exclusively to the DC family with a multiyear, multi-faceted deal," reads DC's tweet. "He's one of the premier writers in the industry having created so many unforgettable stories wherever he's been and we cant' wait to see what he has planned for the DC Universe."

>The DC projects Bendis will be working on have not been disclosed, nor have details of when the author's Marvel projects would conclude or how it would impact his numerous creator-owned project published under Marvel's Icon imprint.

wew lad. are you boys ready for pajeet Power Girl? Or perhaps Bruce Wayne will enter a gay interracial relationship?

 No.938164

>Bendis finally flees the sinking ship

Like a plague rat.


 No.938165

File: a4719c7dc817ff2⋯.jpg (132.33 KB, 600x738, 100:123, nzjab1z.jpg)

Is DC having a stroke?


 No.938166

>>938165

>not Luke Cage

I chuckled, but missed opportunity.


 No.938168

File: a16359f8c3184c0⋯.gif (3 MB, 240x196, 60:49, Anger and despair.gif)

>>938163

>Brian Michael Bendis has jumped from Marvel

Haha, what a fag! Fucking finally he is gone4

>to DC

NOOOOOOO!!!!! Don't dear to go close to the super families! NOOOO!!!!!


 No.938169

File: 1437f4cb73fd67d⋯.webm (749.81 KB, 480x360, 4:3, tfw bendis leaves marvel ….webm)

>>938163

>wew lad. are you boys ready for pajeet Power Girl? Or perhaps Bruce Wayne will enter a gay interracial relationship?

It's going to be niggers. Bendis fucking loves niggers. Bendis wishes he WAS a nigger. Actual niggers in comics mock how badly Bendis wants to be a nigger.


 No.938170

>>938163

>Bendis is going to put his benis into DC now

Ahahaha. RIP.


 No.938172

File: 1427c232844ef47⋯.png (376.25 KB, 720x538, 360:269, Joker Laughing Maniacally.png)

File: e8adfd8c76e705f⋯.png (409.74 KB, 720x538, 360:269, Joker continues laughing.png)

>tfw people thought DC was going to stay good

>tfw people thought DC was going to be the anti-sjw publisher

Comics everybody


 No.938176

File: 8315055b04a281f⋯.jpg (28.87 KB, 419x333, 419:333, 1510065171776.jpg)

DC is so fucked.


 No.938178

>>938169

>"JLA Disassembled"

>Cyborg becomes the premier hero and team leader of the "New Justice League"

>he impregnates power girl

calling it now.


 No.938179

File: d880aef4988299c⋯.jpg (141.7 KB, 672x609, 32:29, Untitled-5.jpg)

>>938163

What is DC thinking? They were gaining some goodwill and fucked it up like that. Bendis doesn't have the same draw he used to ten years ago. All this will accomplish is angering readers of whatever book he takes over. If DC is smart, they will put him on some Wildstorm book or let him create new characters.

>are you boys ready for pajeet Power Girl? Or perhaps Bruce Wayne will enter a gay interracial relationship?

If Bendis will write them, Power Girl will get blacked and Wayne and Gordon families will turn out to be Jewish.

I suspect that Bendis will be given Wonder Woman title, Batwoman/Batgirl, Cyborg, Static Shock, or Black Lightning. Get ready for Diana and Cyborg to become DC's Luke Cage and Jessica Jones. Especially if he gets his hands on a team book.


 No.938180

>>938179

>if DC is smart, they will put him on some Wildstorm book

We can dream, but considering it's an "exclusive multiyear, multi-faceted deal" it's safe to say they're gonna give him free reign on some premier books.


 No.938182

File: 99ddda9a86c3d0e⋯.jpg (155.97 KB, 841x679, 841:679, bunker2.jpg)

File: 9a0ac2ca4795f07⋯.jpg (1.26 MB, 1962x1097, 1962:1097, teen titans bunkers first ….jpg)

File: 43d4451dc450281⋯.jpg (1.01 MB, 1988x3056, 497:764, Batwing_Vol_1-1_Cover-1.jpg)

File: bf9beefaec0d065⋯.jpg (101.08 KB, 600x900, 2:3, Batgirl_Volume_4_Poster.jpg)

>>938172

>tfw people thought DC was going to be the anti-sjw publisher

>DC

>anti-sjw

This meme always cracked me up. Marvel became so insanely leftist over the past few years that the "moderately SJW" DC somehow became regarded as anti-sjw to people just because it wasn't quite as cancerous as Marvel.


 No.938183

>>938182

>DC anti-sjw publisher

Only idiots with no memory thought that. Hopes were that DC will stop shoe-horning that crap into everything and will become a place that isn't filled exclusively with SJW creators. So far things were fairly alright with most SJW crap being put on the back burner and DC still hiring people who are not far left trust fund kiddies and hipsters.


 No.938185

Rev up those self insert nigger characters


 No.938190

File: bc2b441f52f94f3⋯.jpg (14.55 KB, 370x283, 370:283, 1469682703583.jpg)

>actually thinking he's going to become a core writer at DC

He's probably going to work on black lightning or some other nobody character that sells under 20,000. Stop with the fucking autism guys.


 No.938194

>>938182

People only said they weren't going to focus on SJWness. That is not the same to say they were going to be anti-SJW.


 No.938195

>>938190

>actually thinking Bendis would give up an incredible amount of power and influence at Marvel to work on some low tier DC book nobody cares about

I'm sure he wouldn't have signed a multi-year exclusivity contract (abandoning all of his pet projects in the process) if DC didn't make him an offer he couldn't refuse.


 No.938197

>>938163

>pajeet Power Girl

If she still has the boob window, sure.


 No.938199

So he's gonna pollute DC now? Great.


 No.938200

He's probably just gonna be working on an alternate Earth book where Super Obama and black WW have to stop Trumpseid from making DC great again.


 No.938201

>>938200

>Trumpseid making DC great again.

I need to see this.


 No.938202

>>938201

Ecen better if Mongul Pence teams up with him


 No.938210

>>938190

To be honest, giving Bendis one of the nigger characters that no one likes much anymore would be a good move. As much as we hate that fat fuck, he'd definitely CARE about making a good comic with the unloved black characters and might do something good. As long as he maintains the position of "writer" and not "cuckold-in-charge" we might get some good shit out of Bendis again if there's editors that can tell him and his ideas to fuck off when they get out of hand.


 No.938223

>>938210

>one of the nigger characters that no one likes much anymore

Who?


 No.938224

>people screaming he will ruin justice league or batman

Guys we all know he's creaming his jeans over writing Teen Titans. A multi racial group of under aged spandex wearing kids living in a house together? it was made for him.


 No.938225

>>938197

>Kamala Khan with the same mousey figure but PG's tits.

Absolutely Halal.


 No.938232

>>938165

A stroke?


 No.938233

File: 5d022ae4f32b0b9⋯.jpeg (246.31 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, 823BB6D2-7F7C-4182-B736-9….jpeg)

>>938163

Catwoman going to Cuck batman with batwing. Calling it now. Screenshot this.


 No.938241

Shit.

It's all part of the plan to continue corrupting every form of escapism. They fagged up Marvel and now they're on to DC, and DC wasn't clean to begin with.


 No.938247

So I've never really followed artists so much as comics I just found enjoyable and I'm pretty much unaware of Bendis and his apparently large impact on the world of comics. Can I get some examples of just how damn bad he is or some of the changes he's made to "diversify" Marvel?


 No.938251

File: 45c875e19b1b4e7⋯.mp4 (1.41 MB, 640x360, 16:9, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.mp4)

>>938224

>tfw Raven will get blacked under his writing.


 No.938257

>>938247

Miles Morales, the black Spider-Man

Riri Williams, the black, super-smrt teenage girl who replaced Tony Stark last year

The coupling of Luke Cage and Jessica Jones

All his ideas. And all either began as shit (Riri) or were somewhat good to some people before becoming shit under his watch (Miles)


 No.938260

>>938257

>>938247

And, I also forgot. He turned Iceman gay and was responsible for the time-displaced original 5 X-Men running around in the present. Fuck his X-Men run.


 No.938263

>>938257

Miles was always shit


 No.938265

You guys talking bout bendis?


 No.938268

>>938263

The concept behind him of having the next Spider-man be spider-man from feeling guilty over Peter's death, and him learning to take the place of him was decent and fun for the first few comics, but then they didn't do anything special with his character other than running through the same lessons Peter learned, just with a paint job to change it up. If the Ultimate universe had gone on for a few more years, then maybe Miles could have turned into his own character, but they cancelled ultimate, shoved Miles into the main universe which completely undermines his whole fucking backstory because Peter is now alive, and wrote him into a corner where whatever place he was at when the Ultimate line shut down is now the same person he will be until the end of time. So now we just have a basically identical Spider-man running around, except he's black.


 No.938271

>>938268

They already brought Peter back in the Ultimate line as well. Which was another problem with Miles. Everyone shits on Peter Parker but with Miles pretty much all the heroes, including Peter, tell him how stunning and brave he is, because he's a black guy being Spider-Man

So yeah, Miles was always shit


 No.938276

>>938271

There's a difference between "incredibly boring" and "shit." Miles only became "shit" when they they started shoehorning him into any role that needed a "diverse, black opinion." And made him bisexual because they needed some way to differentiate him from Peter now that they were standing side by side. While he was original boring, they ending up turning his only descriptor from, "Black Spiderman" to literally just "Black Man," and him being spiderman wasn't even a part of the equation in who he was supposed to be as a character.


 No.938283

>>938276

>There's a difference between "incredibly boring" and "shit."

There really isn't


 No.938287

>>938276

>>938283

"Boring" is the most damning criticism you can level at fiction


 No.938288

File: 8c856a86419f921⋯.jpg (228.68 KB, 903x1373, 903:1373, Meanwhile at Marvel.jpg)

File: bc0a4aa0730b0f8⋯.jpg (246.27 KB, 595x899, 595:899, Marvel Faggotry 3.jpg)

>>938268

>except he's black

and also a spic.


 No.938290

>>938179

>What is DC thinking? They were gaining some goodwill and fucked it up like that.

No, they weren't, the Bat-books have gone to shit, the Super-books are slowly going to shit again, Wonder Woman continues to be utterly irrelevant and lost for direction and there are only a few books that aren't utter shit.

I'm not at all surprised by this, DC always goes to shit eventually after every reboot. I'm just amused it happened this quickly.


 No.938292

>>938163

He's gonna write the fucking Duke Thomas series. It's inevitable. As much as /co/ shits on him, he's still a big name creator and he wouldn't go over to DC unless they signed him onto their hot properties like Batman, Superman, Flash, etc.


 No.938294

>>938163

As scared as I am for what is left of DC’s good name after hearing about this, I can at least take some delight in seeing Marvel being hung out to dry in this matter. Bendis is an objectively shit storyteller, but Marvel Comics invested every single coin they had into propping him up as king of their shit pile. With him ditching them, who do they have left that any notoriety or past archive of well-received works to fallback on? Nick Spencer? The man’s name is worth less than garbage after Secret Empire fell through. Who else is there that is A) a talentless College-SJW only good for shitslinging on Twitter, B) already been let go for flopping humiliatingly badly, or C) both?

Miles Morales is in legitimate danger of dying now. His increasing redundancy and the wildly flip-flopping tracts he stands for in regards to indentity politics have pissed off even SJW followers of comics. If he doesn’t get a genuinely good writer and storyline ASAP (like that’ll happen), he’s gonna be left in a ditch soon enough.

Jessica Jones is also gonna flounder too. The receptions for her comic and TV show are rapidly cooling off, without her main writer there to keep making a pet out of her, she’s damned to the dustbin.

And Rito Williams? Forget ever hearing that name again.

I’ll never understand why Marvel ever thought that enabling Bendis’ vicarious (((Black Excellence))) fantasies was a good idea, but the fact that they did is proof enough that they deserve to be abandoned on their hospital bed by the man that put them there with their life support cut off, like is about to happen. And that is joyous to see.


 No.938295

>>938294

>that is not an SJW-hack

I hate autocorrect.


 No.938299

So… maybe this is the first step of Marvel fixing itself? Or maybe I'm just too delusional and Marvel is far too gone to even have any hope to save it.


 No.938310

>>938299

>still having ANY hope at all

You poor thing


 No.938312

>>938310

I just want nonshitty stories about Werewolf by night.


 No.938319

>>938290

But at least DC is trying. They brought back Wildstorm, created Young Animal imprint, and are planning to introduce many new characters in Gray Matter. They also take risks with books like The Ragman, and unlike Marvel they do not shun creators who are not far left faggots.

>>938294

>With him ditching them, who do they have left that any notoriety or past archive of well-received works to fallback on?

Mark Waid and Dan Slott, of course. As far as young ones go, they also have Jason Aron.

Only semi decent writer left is King. Felipe Smith could be good, but he obviously stopped caring about Ghost Rider, and Spencer can write something interesting once in a while but he has to be supervised by someone competent to do so.


 No.938321

File: 9977ff3f5b11c40⋯.jpg (74.84 KB, 348x397, 348:397, Superman ANGERY.jpg)

ALRIGHT WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS DID IT?!

WHICH ONE OF YOU ASSHOLES USED THE MONKEY PAW, YOU HEARTLESS BASTARDS


 No.938323

>>938288

…Were they trying to hook Miles up with Mary Jane in the Ultimates universe?


 No.938324

>>938265

Bendis? The comic book guy?


 No.938325

>>938251

I've been reading Teen Titans in the DCanon thread, Raven getting blacked has been telegraphed for ages already. Hasn't happened yet but it will.


 No.938327

File: e416abc0e3767a6⋯.png (311.15 KB, 318x355, 318:355, reaction-suicidefail.png)

>Fuck yeah, Bendis is finally leaving Marvel!

>He's going to DC


 No.938331

>>938319

>Only semi decent writer left is King.

Who left for DC over a year ago.


 No.938332

>>938163

…No, no, no…no company should hire Bendis.


 No.938335

File: 485d4fec70ec463⋯.gif (185.81 KB, 256x135, 256:135, joker grin.gif)

>>938321

I did~!


 No.938336

File: e3bf121abb521cb⋯.png (4.25 MB, 1919x1469, 1919:1469, ClipboardImage.png)

>>938335

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


 No.938346

File: 5edf7c645484242⋯.jpg (10.84 KB, 320x240, 4:3, BatmanBeyond-BruceFacepalm.jpg)

>>938335

The goddamn joker every fucking time.


 No.938354

>>938336

I just realizes something…look at Batman's face. He looked like Nick Cage.


 No.938362

>>938210

>>938190

I really would be down with him writing Black Lightning. I really like that character, but I guess there's not much to like unless you like electric negroes.

Yes I am also a Static fan.


 No.938363

File: d9a7315aae306ae⋯.png (483.04 KB, 501x624, 167:208, reaction-confusedgwen.png)

>I really like that character

>So I want Bendis to write him


 No.938365

File: 723c3ae806c4a96⋯.png (1.08 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>938362

Yea, I don't know what it is with niggers and electricity.


 No.938366

File: c0ca2cb10f32b3c⋯.jpg (232.42 KB, 1516x800, 379:200, Big-Daddy.jpg)

>>938354

I don't see it. Needs a mustache.


 No.938368

File: a2aea25f65a1b58⋯.jpg (39.77 KB, 400x600, 2:3, ororo-munroe-frank-cho.jpg)

>>938241

Sooner or later it will backfire. People can only take so much crap before they will start making their own stuff out of frustration or turn to foreign produced media.

American comics are already playing a second fiddle to manga, and European books become more and more prominent thanks to the digital distribution. Video games recently have witnessed a small indie Renaissance, Japanese games make a comeback, as do AA games.

>>938362

>>938365

I suspect that it might have all started with Storm.

It also might be down to the fact that producing thunder is a pretty generic power nowadays. Not as much as flying, super strength, regeneration, or bullet proof skin, but still pretty common. Another "power" popular among black heroes is having metal armor or body parts.


 No.938385

File: 0bdc5cf76b620a3⋯.jpg (11.24 KB, 185x265, 37:53, 1013686-sp_julie.jpg)

>>938368

>People can only take so much crap before they will start making their own stuff out of frustration or turn to foreign produced media.

This has been happening for the last decade. Ever since web comics showed up and Scott Pilgrim exploded, the tide has been turning against the mainstream publishers.

The only reason we haven't been seeing more of it is because the superhero movie boom and #Hashtag books are obscuring everything.


 No.938410

>>938385

>The first Iron Man movie singlehandedly launch a normalfag-bandwagon boom that has extended the life of Big Comics by 15 years at least and paved the way for libtard infestation to consume the industry entirely

Commendations where they’re due, but I look forward to seeing the fall of the house that Robert Downey Jr. built.


 No.938417

>>938232

Yeah, a stroke.


 No.938421

Where's the fucking source, OP?


 No.938423

File: 62e841c03478f02⋯.png (163.84 KB, 618x533, 618:533, DC bendis announcement.png)

>>938421

DC announced it through their twitter.

http://archive.is/uXTVF


 No.938431

File: 21d98d995155616⋯.jpg (498.46 KB, 998x1600, 499:800, bendis.jpg)

>>938362

Ewww.

Dwayne McDuffie literally made an alternate universe Black Lightning just to mock Bendis.


 No.938432

>>938324

Bendis that works for marvel comics?

That bendis?


 No.938433

>>938431

"Black Bomber" was originally intended to be the first ever Black Superhero before they created Black Lightining. McDuffie just took the concept and made him into an actual character. He was original going to be a white bigot who transformed into a black man when under stress. My favorite quote ever comes from this. "[He] would later be described by comics historian Don Markstein as "an insult to practically everybody with any point of view at all.""


 No.938434

<cuck/co/ mods being that fucking lazy and casual in comic books to sticky the third thread about that there

Possible fates of his remaining books at Marvel:

>Invincible Iron Man under either Rosenberg, Brisson, or Ewing; fuck Riri off back to MIT; Tony Stark's return in or and #600 should be hyped

>Jessica Jones to be either cancelled or given to new female writer and new artist unless Netflix S2 premier date is announced

>Defenders under either Brisson or Walker; be open to new team candidates

>let every writer who wants to write Mile Morales a chance but enhance/repair his characterization and supporting cast first; don't let his current artists leave Marvel

>United States of Murder Annual cancelled for good

>Powers probably to Vertigo (but Oeming must be off Cave Carson Has a Cybernetic Eye for that to happen)

>Scarlet also to Vertigo (don't forget that Vertigo will have a 25th anniversary celebration soon)

>Punisher: End of Days to any suited and competent writer based on Bendis notes; suggested artists are Matt Horak and Goran Pavlov

As for Bendis on DC, he should give him a headstart by restricting to minis, annuals, and alternate universes, and obey every editor. There's also a rumor that he's been offered by Geoff Johns to DC Films.


 No.938437

>>938434

>As for Bendis on DC, he should give him a headstart by restricting to minis, annuals, and alternate universes, and obey every editor.

There's no way they'll do this. Bendis might be shit to you and me, and pretty much anyone who's read his work, but to the suits he's top-tier talent. They aren't going to give him some book nobody cares about.


 No.938438

>>938433

>He was original going to be a white bigot who transformed into a black man when under stress.

Given to someone who's not just going to play it for shits and giggles or political soapboxing, that could be a pretty interesting concept to explore.


 No.938439

>>938433

Yes it's a call back to that concept, his white asshole form is clearly based on Bendis.


 No.938440

>>938437

I think that Bendis could write good shit again if the editors treated him like a new writer again, but I'm sure he has some clause in his contract that they only get to veto 1/3 of his idea or some stupid shit. He wouldn't give up his throne at Marvel without some guarantee that he gets to swing his dick around at DC


 No.938445

>>938197

>giving them any leeway at all

stay cucked /co/


 No.938446

DC was finally getting good again. I'm so fucking angry.


 No.938464

>>938417

What a rotten way to die


 No.938487

>>938434

>Bendis returning to Scarlet or Powers

Yeah fucking right. They don't sell enough to calm his ego. Just like how he promised he'd return to Brilliant, Spider-Woman, and Moon Knight at some point and refused to admit they got canceled. He's a jew first and foremost.

>As for Bendis on DC, he should give him a headstart by restricting to minis, annuals, and alternate universes, and obey every editor.

Again, you're really overlooking Bendis' massive ego. Look at his work output for the last few years. He's either wanted books that tie into movies/TV shows (GotG, Defenders, Iron Man, Jessica Jones), books where he pander to SJWs (Miles and Iron Man), or books where he controls a line (X-Men, and again Iron Man). He's probably going to get JLA and Wonder Woman right off the back. He'll be on a Batman book eventually and it'll have to be the most important Batman book of the line.


 No.938488

>>938433

>gets blacked when nervous

>that quote

Shit I would actually read something like that


 No.938489

>>938434

>United States of Murder Annual

What's that? Like comics story about serial killers?


 No.938490

>>938431

>CPT

The what now?


 No.938499

>>938487

"This has to be the work of The Joker."

"The Joker?"

"The Joker."

"That guy who dresses like a clown?"

"More like a mobster with clown makeup."

"But he looks like a clown, right?"

"One out of nightmares, yes."

"Nightmares about clowns?"

"They can be scary."

"Like bats?"

"Like bats."


 No.938501

>>938490

Colored people's time. Because niggers aren't punctual.


 No.938505

File: 0cf20a860b1fd66⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 20.67 KB, 240x180, 4:3, 2.jpg)

>>938445

Just saying, nigger, that if she still has Powergirl's tits I'm for it. Brown titties are halal


 No.938514

We are in a time when pedos and sexual harassers are sued left and right… it's hard to believe who no talanetless dyed haired moinster sued Bendis over on something trivial. The look of the man just screaming the word CREEP. Come on human blobs, time to play thw victim and pay back for the damage what you have done for the comics!


 No.938518

>>938505

>wanting perfect aryan replaced with pajeet

>posts brown 3dpd

>not even good brown 3dpd

Opinion discarded.


 No.938521

File: 2adf28fdcc24deb⋯.jpg (401.42 KB, 900x1384, 225:346, Batgirl_Vol_4_44.jpg)

>>938323

That was a Batgirl cover.


 No.938523

>>938518

>impying

>3DPD

Kek


 No.938531

>>938505

What an ugly pajeet


 No.938548

>>938499

having just reread some of Bendis old Avengers run, this is eerily accurate.


 No.938761

>>938521

Isn't it kinda racist of all these liberals that, the only time they ever show two brown people in love with one another, it's in an "urban" film. I mean, literally every black man in every comic dates a white girl. Black Panther and Storm are the only exception. Have they retconned their marriage yet? I knew they would as soon as I heard the marriage announcement.


 No.938764

>>938761

Speaking of liberals being racist by trying to be progressive, they added Diggle from the Green Arrow TV show to the comics. And in the process, changed him from a kind hearted soften spoken warrior dude into a pretty standard "Nigga"


 No.938769

>>938764

Because of course they did. Liberals are the biggest fucking racists, anon. I actually respect conservatives more because they philosophy is, "i'm not going to fucking baby you. If you can't compete in the world, sucks to be you." while liberals are the ones who take the approach, "Oh, you poor, underprivileged, inferior creature, here let me help you because I know you're incapable of helping yourself."


 No.938770

>>938769

**because their philosophy is…

Goddamit, I really need to slow down when I type.


 No.938774

>>938761

BP/Storm marriage has been over for a few years. I want to say AvX is what caused it, but I don't even know.

>>938769

It's been said before, but liberals have turned their white guilt into a modern white man's burden and can't even see it because speaking against them or disagreement is racist in their eyes.


 No.938787

>>938774

It was AvX indeed, Namor drowned Wakanda and given he was an X-Men at the time, T'Challa annulled his marriage with Ororo.


 No.938844

https://mobile.twitter.com/Ssnyder1835/status/927918571522465792

Looks like Bendis is coming in to fuck the Bat-Universe in the ass.

Good news for Duke Thomas, bad news for everyone else.


 No.938856

>>938487

>Coming very very soon: (((Bendis))) vs. DC editorial


 No.938909

>>938163

This whole thing reeks of a publicity stunt. Both Bendis and DC will gain some attention. People will await Bendis' books to see how bad or good they will be, and won't shut up about them for a while.

>>938844

>Bat universe

Not necessarily. By saying 'alongside', Snyder might just mean 'for the same company.'


 No.938913

File: 6b0945ecf2bbdc2⋯.jpg (452.52 KB, 1041x1600, 1041:1600, RCO009.jpg)

>Marvel drops Bendis

>Marvel doubles down on the Chad Eddie Brock

Venom wins again!


 No.938972

>>938909

>Not necessarily. By saying 'alongside', Snyder might just mean 'for the same company.'

With that kind of phrasing? Snyder here is implying that he's going to be collaborating with Bendis on something and right now Snyder is working on Batman and Bendis is yet to be assigned.

Bat-Books are gonna be double-fucked with them both on-board. Snyder's writing is retarded enough by itself but with Bendis? It's a recipe for disaster.


 No.938980

>>938972

I thought Synder was done with Batman after All-Star? Might it be that new push of characters? Dark Matter or some shit. It would give Bendis a chance to create a new nig character and have it heavily pushed.


 No.938986

>>938433

>when white supremacists get mad they literally chimp out

/pol/ btfo


 No.939014

>>938288

>2nd pic

Is that Kitty Pryde and wasn't the ultimate universe destroyed in the recent Secret Wars? And is that Cloak with a shitty small mustache?


 No.939417

File: cf8efa4f2c1a156⋯.gif (117.86 KB, 750x296, 375:148, 201707.gif)

>>938163

i wanna kick that smug face


 No.939483

>>939014

That was All-New Ultimates from I think the 2014 relaunch of the Ultimate line, filled with younger heroes and was more a spinoff of the previous Ultimate Spider-Man series. It lasted like 10 issues before Marvel shitcanned it.


 No.939520

>>938499

>>938548

It’s also not all that far off from what Tom King is doing to Batman currently.


 No.939724

>>938433

Dwayne McDuffie was too good for this world


 No.939849

File: 049ea6736322835⋯.jpg (27.96 KB, 550x696, 275:348, 682new_storyimage1636614_f….jpg)

>>939724

Based McDuffie.


 No.939852

File: 82fd89fdae9ac68⋯.jpg (108.45 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, image.jpg)


 No.939948

>>938439

>(((Bendis)))

>white

He's not white, he's a jew.


 No.940036

>>938319

The question is if all this can run counter to Bendis's ideological shittery.


 No.940043

"Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, Cyborg…"

"What about us?"

"We all fight for justice, right?"

"Right"

"Do you ever think we ought to make a team?"

"A team?"

"A team."

"Like a sort of… league of justice?"

"A league of justice, that's exactly what I meant"

"What could we call this league of justice?"

"What about… Justice League?"

"Justice League? I like it"

"I like it too"


 No.940044

>>939948

He's a white Jew


 No.940047

Look on the bright side… This is pretty much an admission of guilt from Marvel that Bendis is no longer as successful as he used to. There have been rumors circling around that Civil War II was such a financial bomb on top of being a critical flop - you'd be hard pressed to find even the most staunch Marvel shills willing to say nice things about that event because 1) event fatigue 2) obvious cashgrab 3) not as good as the original Civil War. CWII did so badly they tried extending the event allegedly because Bendis did not like the original ending, but that is total bullshit: he always intended Riri to replace Tony and have Carl Manvers as the winner of the conflict. He extended that event to get some extra crash. And not to soon that event was over, they tried their best to erase it with Secret Empire.


 No.940049

File: f0f7169fe4efb05⋯.gif (2.42 MB, 420x280, 3:2, raw.gif)


 No.940124

>>940044

Kikes aren't white shlomo, nice try though.


 No.940125

>>940124

Good on you for taking the bait


 No.940461

>>938169

Yep. It sounds like a meme, but Bendis considers himself an honorary black man.


 No.940477

File: 57a1dae2315ec67⋯.png (1.02 MB, 624x960, 13:20, ClipboardImage.png)

Mera is going to cuck Aquaman with Black Manta now, isn't she?


 No.940497

File: 0f40639c6479243⋯.jpg (283.82 KB, 513x665, 27:35, 60f66a3b0989ae35a5adbd0b4e….jpg)

>>940477

Based on current speculations, it's going to be Zatanna.

http://archive.is/4wEwu

Get ready for Bendis' self-inset magical negro having anal sex with Zatanna. Zatara family might also suddenly become Jewish instead of Italian and her powers to be based on cabala magic.


 No.940500

File: 51374531b90f7fa⋯.jpg (20.29 KB, 500x350, 10:7, 1469401775219.jpg)

>>940497

fucking kill me, right now.


 No.940508

>>940497

Dini is gonna be pissed.


 No.940532

File: 2c060e86cbb44de⋯.jpg (36.41 KB, 533x346, 533:346, Same shit, Different Day.JPG)

>>940497

I want to skree but I don't have enough ree in me.


 No.940534

File: a0b9f9946a10df0⋯.png (58.7 KB, 249x359, 249:359, 6500487547.png)

>>940497

fucking why


 No.940556

>>940497

Well, hopefully Paul Dini will rip his head off and shit down his neck


 No.940587

File: dcc4e8f73b4b04e⋯.png (167 KB, 375x363, 125:121, 1506826637494.png)

https://www.buzzfeed.com/tylerkingkade/dc-comics-suspends-editor-following-buzzfeed-news-report?utm_term=.xyqkgvY1E&bftwnews#.ov81R3wq0

>editor gets hollywood

>superman office now has a power gap conveniently around the same time Bendis arrives

rip in peace


 No.940589

>>940497

Unless Bendis wants his teeth kicked in by Dini…I want to see him try. Just so there's news where someone at DC is slagging Bendis, heck, I want to see Geoff Johns having a parking lot brawl with Bendis.


 No.940592

>>940587

Just have Jurgens run the Superman office, it'll work out.


 No.940597

>>940587

Its the end of an era. DC has been covering Eddie Berganza's ass since the 2000's. He somehow kept a job at DC despite it becoming an open secret that Eddie groped female DC employees.

If Bendis is getting his job, then we're replacing bad with worse. Just think about.


 No.940602

>>940597

Poor guy. Did some good stuff…and then basically torpedoed his career with his very..grabby hands.


 No.940763

File: 08f266aba09a459⋯.jpg (70.19 KB, 400x210, 40:21, escalation.jpg)

>>940587

Well, instead of writing a few shiity books, he's now going to be a goddamn editor, spreading his poisonous influence on a whole line of books.

Wonderful.


 No.940768

>>940587

>buzzfeed

>no archive

You absolute faggot


 No.940771

>>940597

>somehow

These cretins all cover for each other. That he kept his job is no surprise. They're not sorry for what he did, they're sorry that he got caught


 No.940816

Crashing this plane, with no survivors!

https://archive.fo/eOTM5

Yesterday, Bleeding Cool reported that the DC Rebirth ongoing titles would be moving to a plot-art-script production system rather than the more common plot-script-art system, in order to give the lead artists on titles a greater control over storytelling. It is often known as the “Marvel Method” after its adoption by Stan Lee to speed his work in the sixties, even though it is hardly used at Marvel Comics anymore. A Marvel insider tells Bleeding Cool.

The Marvel method can actually be more time-consuming if you are not used to it. And given DC’s penchant for editorial input, makes changes harder as they will be caught later in the pencils.

It means there must be a level of trust between writer, artist and editor. Everyone needs to be on the same page going in. Lots of discussion beforehand. And once you commit to a plot, the editor knows that the artist will, of course, add their own interpretation to things. The editor has to be a little more free-wheeling, knowing there will be less time for corrections.

This was used in the 70s to push through stories they knew would be controversial. Turn it in at the last minute and no one has time to make corrections. They’ll have to publish as it is or miss shipping. You can look at it as a way to make books come out faster, the writer does less work up front, the artist gets the script earlier. Sure, it sounds reasonable but that does not account for every step after the penciler

If a page they don’t like comes in, the editor has to go back to the penciler for corrections, which loses you a day, or go to the inker or colorist for changes, which costs more money – and also might piss off the artist.

Then lastly, there’s the script stage – so the writer can only script once the last page is in. Usually, they do not want to script the whole story until they see it all complete. They do not want to script it page by page. Which means you have to trust your writer to turn the script around in a few days. And it then becomes a huge burden on the letterer. If a letterer has a full script, they can start production very early, the same time the artist does, get the text formatted, balloons sized, and they start dropping in as pages come in. With the “Marvel method” they need to wait until the last minute.


 No.940867

And DC was finally turning it around, too.


 No.940870

File: 4a73fce93440860⋯.jpg (118.02 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 4a73fce93440860cac6fa576a2….jpg)


 No.940880

>>940816

Using it for Dark Matter could be interesting. DC said that that imprint will put artists in the spotlight, so Marvel method makes sense. if DC is thinking of making it mandatory for everyone, they are retarded.

Speaking of which, when is Dark Matter coming out?


 No.940997

File: 88bc348cefed6b4⋯.png (884.89 KB, 1032x1383, 344:461, HOW BENDIS GOT HIRED.png)


 No.941001

>>940816

>This was used in the 70s to push through stories they knew would be controversial. Turn it in at the last minute and no one has time to make corrections. They’ll have to publish as it is or miss shipping.

Yep. Seeing a definite opportunity to push more bullshit


 No.941595

Jessica Jones will have a new creative team next spring consisting of a TBA female writer and TBA artist, while Miles and Riri's books will continue on with new creative teams also TBA:

>though I will be relinquishing control next month I have been assured by my friends at marvel that miles, riri, Jessica and all the satellite characters around them will continue in fine marvel fashion.

>truth told I was already leaving Jessica after purple, for a marvel project that is sadly no longer, and had already picked my replacement. she is amazing. I will not be updating you on marvel’s plans here as it is theirs to announce and certainly not my place. but do not take that as anything but me respecting the process. I am so happy for all m’babies next evolution.

http://brianmichaelbendis.tumblr.com/post/167537550167/so-with-you-jumping-over-to-dc-whats-going-to

http://archive.fo/uiPla

The Defenders will be shitcanned:

>thanks for all the defenders love today. these were all written before I knew I was leaving. its all so bittersweet. issue 10 is our big finale. it has an ending.

http://brianmichaelbendis.tumblr.com/post/167536876922/todays-defenders-issue-actually-made-me-sad-you

http://archive.fo/BBsp1

Powers #9 and United States of Murder Inc. Annual #1 by Bendis and Oeming have been finally shitcanned by Marvel after two years and it will not resolicit them.

https://www.newsarama.com/37406-marvel-cancels-powers-and-united-states-of-murder-inc.html

http://archive.fo/cH3W0

<b-but…

>media: if a book is pulled from the publisher by the author for a new publisher, it is not 'cancelled' so much as it is 'switching publishers.' not as sexy a click bait headline, but whatever. HUGE jinxworld news coming. VERY soon.

https://twitter.com/BRIANMBENDIS/status/931328139816452096/photo/1

http://archive.fo/slY7p


 No.945706

LATEST DEVELOPMENTS

>Bendis to start his DC contract January 2018

http://brianmichaelbendis.tumblr.com/post/167996114517/you-dont-think-youll-ever-write-a-marvel-comic

http://archive.fo/o0M2I

>Invincible Iron Man #600 (oversized!; expect a fuckton of variants) and Spider-Man #240 will be the two final Marvel comics Bendis is writing before the above happens

http://brianmichaelbendis.tumblr.com/post/167786277737/hi-congrats-on-your-move-to-dc-even-if-i-have-to

http://archive.fo/pTcMG


 No.945724

>>945706

At least he'll leave the company doing what loves. Writing oversized, shitty stories about how his ripoff nigs are the best nigs at Marvel with a bunch of awful dialogue and no action.


 No.950203

THIS IS NEAR-KARMA

>so, 1 week ago I woke up in intensive care because of a surprise MRSA infection that grabbed & blinded me for 4 days. this was the worst week of my life. I almost died on Monday. it'll take months to recover. i wasn't even going to share it was so bad..

Source: https://twitter.com/BRIANMBENDIS/status/939636817673854976

>I'm home. miraculously. my recent healthy eating & weight loss helped me bounce out of the hospital and I'm recovering here at home. I look like actual shit but I feel alive. @JoeQuesada hasd my back. marvel & DC both agreed to let me do my work when I can. I can and need to…

Source: https://twitter.com/BRIANMBENDIS/status/939638392941248513

Expect the announcements of Bendis' first DC works under his exclusive contract and Jinxworld (creator-owned) updates to be delayed a little bit.


 No.950291

Why was the thread about Bendis being dying deleted?


 No.950305

>>950291

Duplicate thread.


 No.951954

File: 50ee8129583a516⋯.png (348.56 KB, 620x465, 4:3, 16b8e58632ac022ead7b169f5a….png)

>>938163

why is it that cancer takes so long to kill the most cancerous people?


 No.951957

>>951954

Now that you mention it, how's McCancer?


 No.951966

>>951957

Dead man walking. He has been shitposting in the news about being excited to "get back to work", but he is likely dead within the year.


 No.953568

http://archive.is/HFfcK

Bendis is back in the hospital and had a surgery. He is recovering, but warned that there are going to be delays on his books.


 No.953628

>>953568

Rolling for this piece of shit to finally be put out of our misery


 No.953631

No doubt he's said some shit about Trump in his time. I bet /pol/ are already warming up his spot on the curse image


 No.953665

File: 67556cb9717d9eb⋯.jpg (55.98 KB, 357x323, 21:19, if co goes full islam.jpg)

>>953631

Well, /pol/ can fuck it, Bendis head belongs to /co/!


 No.953766

>>953628

Re-rolling


 No.953798

File: 6f8499d8d46ff82⋯.jpg (44.49 KB, 450x312, 75:52, aca13d73d2bebd5b2d8e859120….jpg)

>>953766

Are dubs good enough for the roll?


 No.953799

File: 1215da3845fd113⋯.jpg (4.58 KB, 210x240, 7:8, f6449923878a0e69c9fb41b357….jpg)

>>953798

Off by one. Bendis will survive.


 No.953803

File: 6d282f9a92b8dba⋯.jpg (77.41 KB, 792x352, 9:4, serenity check em.jpg)

>>953799

There you go.


 No.953804

>>953799

Damn you!


 No.953822

>>953799

If dubs, Bendis dies


 No.953833

>>953822

If this post ends in 5, Bendis makes a full recovery.


 No.955138

File: 0d547b5c187e430⋯.jpg (89.1 KB, 640x800, 4:5, 23595074_140266496638080_8….jpg)

Pic related is Bendis now. Sauce: https://www.instagram.com/p/BdDxkm7hw53/

>Heeey! Proof of life for my out-of-town friends. Considering where I was two weeks ago, this is a genuine Christmas miracle. AND I’M JEWISH :) Though those theories that it’s actually Earth 2 Bendis joining @dccomics are becoming harder to diffuse. ( that’s still a thing, right? :) ) But someone’s joining the portland avengers initiative, I can tell you that!! :-) again, thank you for the nonstop outpouring of well wishes. It absolutely was a huge help. I am so happy I can get back to work and put all of this love right back into the pages for you

Meanwhile, Bendis will write his top five DC characters within his first year as DC exclusive.

Sauce: http://brianmichaelbendis.tumblr.com/post/168801844762/bendis-what-are-your-top-5-dc-characters

http://archive.is/0iX3F


 No.955150

File: cacc0e5ef9da8e4⋯.jpg (49.56 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, venom.jpg)

>>955138

He went nuclear!


 No.955155

>>955138

DC's gonna put him on Justice League, aren't they?


 No.958834

File: 77060c04146e650⋯.png (1.23 MB, 800x1137, 800:1137, 1468283090191.png)

File: 965a6b643d80b7a⋯.jpg (1.36 MB, 2011x1967, 2011:1967, Bendistext.jpg)

>>938247

>Constantly replaces characters with palette swaps written far worse

>Writes like it's a chapter book

>Is so terrible at what he does now that he is one of the main reasons a universe got killed off

He made me quit Spiderman comics.

Hey, who created Hope?

>>940497

>>940508

>>940556

>>940589

Do you think Dini would go so far as to join Marvel and shit on Jean Grey?

>>950203

MRSA deserved better.


 No.958844

File: c1f28875643d992⋯.mp4 (8.1 MB, 480x360, 4:3, Sneek Peek Death.mp4)

>>955155

That or some other team book. Considering Bendis' health and him being a newbie to DC, he will probably be given one or two books max.

My guess are Justice League and Justice League Dark.That covers both Supes and Zatanna, two characters Bendis mentioned in past as ones he would like to write.

>>958834

>Do you think Dini would go so far as to join Marvel and shit on Jean Gray

Kitty Pryde, Riri, Jesica Jones, Cage, and Miles would be far better targets. Seeing Pryde lose control of her powers and going the way of Sneek Peek would be pretty satisfying.


 No.958859

File: 67a7acd24d09651⋯.jpg (94.96 KB, 675x1200, 9:16, Dr7FLv0HUAe7u-Ss[1].jpg)

File: 6feddde2073cbc0⋯.jpg (97.02 KB, 999x1141, 999:1141, DSkXjGRVMAAGuUW[1].jpg)

BENDIS FIRST DAY AT DC

>Daniel Craig voice: 'Agent Bendis, reporting for duty.' today is the day! I am officially a member of the @DCComics family (I'm still working on my last marvel's because December was not my friend) thank you all for making this surreal journey so much fun. [Pic 2]art by @Oeming

http://archive.is/5ug9c

>I'm still working on my last marvel's

Hence their recent delays.

Also Scarlet Book 3's new publisher is secret, TV show is a go

>oh, dear lord yes. first of all @scarletrue book 3 WILL be coming soon from our new publishing partner and is actively being worked on as a TV show. for real. my illness delayed some announcements but stay tuned. creator owned is A BIG PART of this, new and classic. NEW!

http://archive.is/5bx4Q


 No.958882

>>958859

Why couldn't MRSA just kill him?


 No.958893

File: 11845009b318d63⋯.png (490.75 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>958844

>dat art

>dat animation

>dat 10/10 OST

I always forget just how good Batman Beyond was.


 No.958908

>>958834

Kitty used to have that distinctive curly brown hair and wear a Star of David all the time. And how would Bobby not know that she's Jewish? Or was that a "joke"? And why did they have her saying "quote-unquote" rather than using quotation marks? Why is somebody whose writing and knowledge of character is so bad still employed?


 No.958940

File: ba855116a83d9e3⋯.gif (1.78 MB, 343x224, 49:32, 1393904808994.gif)

>>958859

Damn, was really hoping he'd permanently have that eyepatch; looked like a real life super villain.

>>958882

Because you live in the wrong universe.

>>958908

Did Bobby end up with the X-Men before or after Kitty?

>Why is somebody whose writing and knowledge of character is so bad still employed?

Early 2000s were good years for him. If they hadn't overuse the fuck out of him and he cut it out with turning every character into a Jew; he likely wouldn't be as hated as he is these days then again he might've ended up as the new editor in chief and went batshit insane with it if they didn't burn his way of writing out.


 No.958966

>>958859

Nigga lookin like an alien.


 No.958968

>>958859

>goes to DC comics

>does a jojo pose

What's his fucking deal?


 No.959558

>>958940

Bobby was a founding X-Man.


 No.959656

File: d3fa22a117395b4⋯.jpg (1.3 MB, 2100x3000, 7:10, RCO006_1469326824.jpg)

File: 88506b06ec7cf13⋯.jpg (1.89 MB, 2063x3131, 2063:3131, RCO011_1469325823.jpg)

>>958940

1963 for Bobby, 1980 for Kitty.

Lord knows how that works out in Marvel's sliding timeline, though.


 No.959663

File: 2ccb0cf02fd3b24⋯.gif (403.89 KB, 480x360, 4:3, 1389225372186.gif)

>>959558

>>959656

Ah, then it's reasonable he didn't know she was a Jew since they could be a lot farther back.


 No.959665

>>959656

Everything since 1968 has been within less than 13 years. Blame Franklin and his utter lack of puberty.

I swear if Franklin hasn't hit puberty when the Fantastic Four are brought back…


 No.959667

File: d9d1744da192276⋯.jpg (387.57 KB, 1280x1966, 640:983, 17e579252bc9dbb089e2e37b88….jpg)

>>959665

>FF kids are now teenagers

That'd blow.


 No.959683

>>959663

Bobby never really interacted with the New X-Men. He and Angel were busy with The Champions, and then X-Factor, and the one time he tried to help out in X-Men, Rogue was a huge cunt to him and told him to GTFO.

By the time he rejoined Storm's Gold Team, Kitty was in Excalibur in the U.K.


 No.959756

>>959656

I love the implication that Emma is perving on 13-year-old Kitty

>>959663

Surly goth Rogue is best Rogue


 No.960351

File: de520d24dfc2c8e⋯.png (1.4 MB, 748x1000, 187:250, 00_Action1_Cover.png)

http://archive.is/8DrTO

Bendis' first story will be a backup for Action Comics #1000, which will be also drawn by Jim Lee.


 No.960373

>>960351

Well, this pretty much all that but confirms that Bendis will be taking over Action Comics in the future.

Place your bets, anons. Who gets BLACKED first, Supergirl, Power Girl, Lois or Lana?


 No.960374

>>960373

Lois, because Brian Benis is just longing for wrecking Superman's family

Motherfucking christ I want to murder that smug, bald bastard


 No.960375

File: feb7a95a111d860⋯.jpg (10 KB, 167x148, 167:148, 1358039455601.jpg)

>>938288

>>938521

>red head with a nigger

Now there's an image that hurts me. Right down to the pit of my soul.


 No.960380

File: 357dfe2435290dc⋯.jpg (34.41 KB, 154x255, 154:255, lexhate.jpg)

>>960351

>Action Comics #1000

>Story by two of the worst guys in the industry

Just think. In 80 years, we went from Jerry Siegel to goddamn Brian Michael Bendis.

Capes are dead.


 No.960381

File: 28381129c484e09⋯.jpg (121.32 KB, 720x735, 48:49, 3etoiZ1oPcmd1a3IN4Nxu6bgIy….jpg)

>>960373

My bet is on all of them.

>Supergirl will start dating a Black guy

>Powergirl will become a black cock obsessed cougar who casually fucks black men, and belittles all other men

>Louis will leave Clark for a Black reporter who is also Kryptonian, but better than Clark in every single way

>Clark/Superman will become an insufferable manchild, just like Starlord did after Bendis took over GotG

>Alternatively Clark will get the Sentry treatment

>Bendis will also bring Terra back and make her his pet Jewish girl of DC - Kitty Pryde of D.C.


 No.960382

File: 4340320355411e9⋯.jpg (854.61 KB, 1988x3056, 497:764, bg.jpg)

>>960375

What are you, racists or sumfin?


 No.960384

File: 41224770a7f9848⋯.jpg (159.35 KB, 736x1101, 736:1101, SG.jpg)

>>960373

Supergirl, because she is the purest. Judens hate purity.


 No.960387

>>959667

Only Franklin needs to be a teenager, he was already around 10ish by the time they last appeared. Valeria is much younger (She was only born in 2002) even if she never acted that young. Just make him 13 and her 4-5ish.


 No.960391

>>960373

I'm pretty sure Lana has already been BLACKED by Steel


 No.960394

File: da4fc056f4cb667⋯.jpg (210.34 KB, 1068x631, 1068:631, 1395235349975.jpg)

>>960373

New black heroine that steals Power Girls heart after Bendis makes her the gay.


 No.960399

>>960380

In what way is Jim Lee one of the worst guys in the industry?


 No.960425

File: a9cf818ac2d92b9⋯.jpg (11.62 KB, 255x255, 1:1, 1417664366643-2.jpg)

I'm wondering why we bother to like things. We never get to keep them, they always end up defiled and debased.


 No.960477

File: eeb1cc6d6376acf⋯.png (250.78 KB, 439x588, 439:588, reaction-annoyednico.png)

Even normies hate Bendis, so I wonder who at DC is going "This is a great idea!"

Literally anywhere you go, there will be death screeches because nobody wants this trash to ruin their favourite characters. Even virtue signalers think he's ass, not because he gays and niggers everyone up, but because he's just legitimately bad.


 No.960479

>>953833

If my post ends in 1 bendis will be raped to death by his beloved niggers.


 No.960480

File: 3203adb92f38154⋯.png (239.83 KB, 538x538, 1:1, reaction-scream.png)


 No.960484

>>960479

If this post ends in a number between 1 and 9, you're a faggot


 No.960491

>>960484

If this post ends in an even number then he is a double faggot.


 No.960525

>>960479

>>960484

>>960491

I never knew we had so many cuckchan refugees.


 No.960971

>>958968

>I'm going to know the word you're going to say before you say it, but I won't tell you

>Really?

>Yeah, Really?

>So what's the word?

>Not telling, it's a secret to everybody but emperors.

>Hey, what's that on the Spiral Staircase, a Rhinoceros Beetle?

>Nah, it went down the Ruins Street to eat a Fig Tart, where it met with another Rhinoceros Beetle

>That Ruins street seems similar to the Via Dolorosa where a Rhinoceros beetle walked down to the Singularity Point.

>So, what's your favorite painter? I like Giotto's Angel and Hydrangea paintings, they're so majestic.

>Nah, I think I saw another Rhinoceros Beetle, It went towards a Singularity Point. Now I'll become the Secret Emperor!

>You just said the word I knew you were going to say, it was secret emperor

>Really?

>Yeah, really

>So what about that Diary, what it's supposed to do?

>Reset time

>Reset time?

>Yeah.

>So, when is the universe going to restart?

>Right about now

>So, what's going to happen in this new universe?

>I have no idea, maybe Jolyne will date a paraplegic black Yoshikage Kira with 4 testicles, or maybe Kakyoin will be declared gay by Polnareff's resurrected sister.

>That seems awkward

>Yeah, It's awkward, but to me all alternate universes become awkward

>So what's your favorite food?

>Pizza

>Pizza?

>Pizza


 No.962569

BENDIS AND JIM LEE 10-PAGE BACKUP STORY IN ACTION #1000 CONFIRMED

https://www.newsarama.com/38239-bendis-lee-donner-johns-coipel-wolfman-curt-swan-more-in-action-comics-1000-line-up.html

DAN SLOTT MAY REPLACE BENDIS ON INVINCIBLE IRON MAN AFTER ASM #801

https://www.newsarama.com/38241-slott-leaving-spider-man-for-iron-man.html


 No.962580

>>960525

I've seen people completely unashamed of the fact, too, getting pissy if you so much as emit a crtitique about their posting habits.


 No.963068

>>958834

>That second pic

OY VEY! IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE SUBTEXT YA STUPID! Don't just tell the goyim that X-Men is jewish propaganda! They are supposed to internalize the subliminal message to be tolerant and refrain from judging or opposing us! OOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!


 No.965428

Bendis teases working on Batman.

http://archive.is/tv9ka

I don't even know how to feel about this. On one hand, we might finally get rid of King, whose run on Batman so far is possibly the worst one in Batman's history but on the other hand, Bendis. Maybe we might finally get the same Bendis that wrote Daredevil all those years ago but I doubt it.


 No.965523

>>965428

I pretty much called it as soon as Snyder started praising him out on Twatter.


 No.965571

File: 48c661660afa8a6⋯.png (255.39 KB, 903x717, 301:239, 48c661660afa8a62c65e4d4576….png)

>>960425

Everything is temporary. There is no reason to take anything good for granted or getting too attached to it, because it will end up turning to shit or disappearing sooner or later.

>>960477

He still has some fans if twitter and tumblr are anything to go by.

>>965428

Batman has been shit for quite a while anyway, so putting Bendis in Gotham ghetto is pretty much getting off easy. Nealry all Gotham characters have been ruined already, so there is not much that Bendis can do to make things worse.

I bet that Duke will be made into DC's Luke Cage if Bendis will write Batman.

>Maybe we might finally get the same Bendis that wrote Daredevil all those years ago but I doubt it.

It's not very likely. He had an opportunity to do it with defenders, but didn't.


 No.965662

File: 7869eeb9e85baf2⋯.jpg (596.2 KB, 2600x1011, 2600:1011, MAN-OF-STEEL-1-4-Covers.jpg)

BENDIS WILL BE THE NEW SUPERMAN SOLO WRITER STARTING IN A NEW MAN OF STEEL MINISERIES

DC Nation #0, a brand new starting-off point, also announced

>Bendis' story in DC Nation #0, releasing on May 2, wil be drawn by the legendary José Luis García-López

>DC Nation will also include a story about the Joker discovering the upcoming Bat-Cat nuptials (likely to be written by Tom King)

>Man of Steel will be a six-issue weekly miniseries starting this May 30, featuring interior art by Ivan Reis, Doc Shaner, Ryan Sook, Kevin Maguire, Adam Hughes, and Jason Fabok and connecting regular covers by Ivan Reis and Joe Prado

>muh creator's birthplace Cleveland influenced Bendis to accept the DC deal, write Superman, and create a brand-new villain

>Superman will relaunch from twice weekly to monthly with a new #1 on July 11 under Bendis's pen as an adventure-driven book

>Action Comics (will become monthly already starting with #999) will take a two-month hiatus; #1001 will be released on July 25 also under Bendis delving into Clark Kent's daily life

>"The last runs on Superman by Dan Jurgens and Peter Tomasi and Pat Gleason have been phenomenal runs, and my run will be following their runs. We're not throwing anything out, we're not abandoning anything, we're following what's been going on and taking it to surprising new areas." — Bendis

>all of Bendis' creator-owned works (and more to come from them) will move to DC under the Jinxworld brand

>another pop-up custom imprint similar to Gerard Way's Young Animal is announced featuring Bendis' own takes on the DC Universe

Source: http://archive.fo/OTAK6


 No.965669

>>965662

>Bendis taking over both Action Comics and Superman

Jesus Christ, just burn it all down now.

I will admit, I am bored to death by Tomasi's Superman, barely tolerate Jurgens' Action Comics and absolutely fucking hate that annoying, waste-of-page-space brat Jon Kent but I'll take all of that over Bendis.


 No.965694

File: 5c6ffbee1945897⋯.gif (2.32 MB, 400x278, 200:139, reaction-destroyed-gif.gif)

>>965662

Welp, that's it.

I'm done with comics. For good.

It was a fun run. But no, I can't do it anymore. Fun is not allowed, and I need to get out of here before I have a heart attack from high blood pressure. Have good life, anons.


 No.965695

File: 2160b1de3c88d08⋯.png (172.4 KB, 680x354, 340:177, just accept it.png)

>>965662

Is there any slight chance for this turning out to be something decent? Or meh tier instead of horrible and "bendis tier" shitshow? I-i don't think i ask for too much… Please, say something good…


 No.965701

File: 8e538526cfd9d97⋯.webm (277.62 KB, 640x360, 16:9, i'm gonna go home and kil….webm)

>>965662

Welp, comics were the last fictional media I was interested in and with that, any hope I had of Big Two comics getting good again has been completely extinguished. I'd read older stuff, but at this point it'd just be depressing.


 No.965714

>>965695

He will crash and burn. Sales will initially spike, but after three to five issues they will dip below pre-Bendis levels. From then on, book will steadily bleed readers until Bendis is off of it and gets another title to ruin.

Bendis can only write street level crime stories, and even in those he has a stable of stack characters that he keeps reusing over and over again. He will go as far as to change character's personality, just so that it fits one of the few archetypes that Bendis is comfortable writing. It's just constantly the same once dimensional manchild, tormented woman, tough guy with a heart of gold, a cuhraazy exploitative villain, and so on. He tries to hid it behind Banter and pop culture references, but more and more people are catching onto it.

If you give Bendis something that isn't conventional low-powered character fights street crime, he falls apart. Moon Knight is street level, but the mental illness angle and mythos surrounding him were too much for Bendis to handle. In the end the book ended up being so horrid that not even most of Bendis' fanboys will defend it. Bringing it up to Bendis is a good way to get a reaction, especially if you do it in person. His Avenger runs and Guardians of the galaxy are absolutely horrid as well, and Bendis managed to cripple their previously good and consistent sales numbers.

>>965701

>>965694

>There are no comics outside of Marvel and DC

Why would someone torture himself by reading big two exclusively? It makes no sense to do that when other publishers put out good books.


 No.965720

>>938182

What's Bunker's power again? Can he just make bricks of hardlight? Every time I see him it's bricks.


 No.965722

File: 3f51f84279f7c97⋯.gif (1.94 MB, 245x295, 49:59, every bendis thread.gif)

>>965662

>Bendis not just getting both of Superman's books and a miniseries with all-star artists, but his own vanity imprint

>Didio himself help coaxed Bendis to the Distinguished Competition


 No.965830

>>965695

this is the end

my only friend

the end


 No.965853

File: 9544166a65c00f6⋯.gif (985.12 KB, 500x333, 500:333, 1361097592617.gif)

>>965662

>another pop-up custom imprint similar to Gerard Way's Young Animal is announced featuring Bendis' own takes on the DC Universe

Oh boy. That's just what I needed. A "fat grandpa negrophile" universe.

Maybe he'll resurrect Angel and The Ape and make Sam Simeon a gigantic black buck.


 No.965872

File: 3da8160f5f0ca94⋯.jpg (92.08 KB, 720x539, 720:539, ec05bad4dffc68333689bc21ae….jpg)


 No.965899

File: 9acaecdaf9840ca⋯.jpg (649.56 KB, 1375x2088, 1375:2088, DCNATION_0[1].jpg)

Speaking of DC Nation and Bendis' first-ever ongoing DC series as the main writer…

>DC Nation will cost 25 cents

>inside is the Justice League: No Justice prelude by Scott Snyder and Jorge Jimenez, which also serves as the cover artist, prelude to Batman #50 (on sale July 4) by Tom King and Clay Mann, and the aforementioned Bendis/JLGL Superman story

>the new Superman #1 will be drawn by Ivan Reis and Action Comics #1001 by Patrick Gleason


 No.965906

>>965899

>Snyder

>King

>Bendis

>Tomasi

I think I'm beginning more and more to realize that the main problem with cape comics is that when I look at them, I always see the same fucking names from the past two decades or more. The best years of comics were when new blood was being ushered in every other year and they were all teenagers or young guys not middle-aged, past-their-prime dudes.

Maybe to really fix comics, we need to fire the whole old guard and get some fresh youngsters who actually have fun story ideas on-board with some older editors to supervise.


 No.965916

>>965906

>Maybe to really fix comics, we need to fire the whole old guard and get some fresh youngsters who actually have fun story ideas

Better editors would be the first step towards this. Ideally with a limited social media footprint. Most newer hires are basically hired thanks to cronyism usually due to twitter interactions. So then you have editors who can't tell bigger names like Bendis no, but they can't tell their friends no either. So it's all a stream of shit.

Marvel might have done the most to hurt the idea of new talent with readers. When your new hires are likes of Rivera, Leth, Henderson, etc. you completely erode the trust readers have. So when you actually have some new talent that gives a shit and is wanting to tell a fun story, they're going to get ignored. I have some very minor hope Cebulksi might turn it around. Getting talent was his old job and actually traveled around to cons looking for new talent, not just checking his followers.


 No.968735

This OP thinks that the Superman parts of Bendis' recent lengthy Word Balloon podcast is thread-worthy: >>968701

Newsarama's summaries are better than that anon's.


 No.968741

File: aefa32966a832c3⋯.png (157.81 KB, 348x360, 29:30, aefa32966a832c313c2293adfc….png)

>>968735

>Bump old thread to complain about new thread


 No.968793

>>968735

>being this asshurt about getting beaten to the punch

Loser.


 No.968810

>>968741

>Bump old thread to complain about new thread's cherrypicking

ftfy

>>968735

>implying I intend to make another thread

If you want a full summary go somewhere else or make one yourself/


 No.968814

File: d537faf92fa04e1⋯.png (492.84 KB, 418x1099, 418:1099, swolecardchecksem.png)

>>968810

Calm down, Brian


 No.968816

>>968814

>implying

>inb4 shift key autist spam


 No.968984

File: 0a618f774895e06⋯.jpg (87.68 KB, 176x237, 176:237, nosepick.jpg)

>>968741

>>968814

>sage while posting pictures


 No.975088

File: 48d3279bc9bf46d⋯.jpg (55.5 KB, 768x433, 768:433, cover_pearl_cover_split[2].jpg)

NEW JINXWORLD ANNOUNCEMENT TIME

>DC brought back all Jinxworld works published so far to comiXology, with the very first issues of Brilliant, Powers, Scarlet, The United States of Murder Inc and Takio offered for free for a limited time

>NEW TITLE: "Pearl" with David Mack, about the eponymous tattoo artist for organized crime living in San Fagsisco and falling in love with someone from a rival faction, out this August

>NEW TITLE: "Cover" with Michael Gaydos, about a comic book artist who's recruited by the intelligence community, out this fall

>A new Powers graphic novel is complete (will presumably include issues #7-9 of the "aborted" 2014 run alongside new material) and scheduled for this summer

>Scarlet Book 3 is still being worked on, tentatively scheduled for September


 No.975089

>>975088

Sorry, I switched up the Pear and Cover artists.

Summary of all of Bendis' ECCC 2018 panels:

http://archive.fo/tTP7o

http://archive.fo/7ouJ7




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