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File: c48d0cacf0955f5⋯.png (200.4 KB, 363x470, 363:470, Teutonic-knight.png)

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 No.934865

THIS is why people crap on capeshit.

http://villains.wikia.com/wiki/Teutonic_Knight

>Franz Gerhardt was a man who, before the outbreak of World War II, truly believed in the tenets of the Teutonic Knights, a medieval order from Germany's past. As such, he was sure that Germany would eventually rise to quash the infidels around it and eventually conquer the world. Of course, when the Nazis took power in Germany, this caused quite a problem for Franz. Nazi Germany was a primarily atheistic affair, and as such, diametrically opposed to Franz's beliefs. This caused a severe schism in his mind, which ultimately caused him to go quite mad, and allowed him to essentially have it both ways; he could continue to fanatically pursue the long-dead agenda of the Teutonic Knights, and could still help the Nazis gain even more power.

>This caused a severe schism in his mind, which ultimately caused him to go quite mad, and allowed him to essentially have it both ways; he could continue to fanatically pursue the long-dead agenda of the Teutonic Knights, and could still help the Nazis gain even more power.

I don't care about depictions of Nazis being evil in media (and can enjoy it if done right), but this backstory makes ZERO sense, and angers me because of its extreme laziness. Is he nuMarvel? Old? Why the hell does he have a swastika on his armor, instead of at least an Iron Cross? I get that he's joined the Nazis, but that doesn't mean he has to remove the cross that I'm assuming he had on his armor (if he didn't, I'm going to get even angrier), since after all, according to this he's still from the Order. Why does he want the Nazis to gain power? It said he was opposed to them. Is this just poorly worded? Explain, Marvelfags.

 No.934867

>the Third Reich

>atheistic

literal WW2 propaganda


 No.934879

File: 094fccaa927be76⋯.jpg (125.06 KB, 472x700, 118:175, THE WALL.jpg)

>this backstory makes ZERO sense

Now that's something unheard of!


 No.934895

>>934867

I've heard conflicting things about the nazis that they were either Christian or the high command was pagan.


 No.934904

>>934879

So that guy gets mutated by brick DNA


 No.934906

>>934865

Sounds more like he would have been more on board with Operation Valkyrie than to be a listening and believing Nazi.


 No.934909

>>934865

>Points to one ridiculous character as an example for why an entire genre is shit

Look man, there are good stories and bad stories in any medium. Would you use some awful Stephen King novels to say that horror books in their entirety are shit?

Does Bubsy 3D make you shout "This is why no one likes 3D platformers!"? Did stepping on a lego put you off building sets entirely as a kid?


 No.934920

>>934865

>being against swastikas

That's racist against Hindus.

It's even the right way around.


 No.934933

File: aa4d83de872ac98⋯.jpg (42.13 KB, 512x384, 4:3, homer hooks.jpg)

Can we turn this into the 'Find weird old cape characters and post them' thread?

http://pdsh.wikia.com/wiki/Public_Domain_Super_Heroes


 No.934960

>>934879

what the fuck, was that some sort of scientist-mason because that bastard hasa lab coat. Why did that happen, secret experimental mortar?


 No.934962

>>934879

If it's Spiderman's day off why would he go to a Mets game as Spiderman?


 No.934972

>>934962

Because it's SPIDERMANS day off not Peters, JJJ is probably expecting a photo op there.


 No.934987

File: e039e847e6b4707⋯.jpg (160.49 KB, 569x800, 569:800, Target_V3_03[1].jpg)

>>934933

I think this picture explains itself


 No.935021

File: bf530124977664d⋯.jpg (41.35 KB, 212x289, 212:289, Brick Bat.jpg)

>>934987

>Brick Bat

>That weird figure of the night, the Brick Bat, is a robber dressed as a bat who kills people by throwing "brick-like death dealing objects." When thrown they break up into poison gas that leaves no trace. He commissioned them from a scientist and then killed him so that no one else could get their hands on the formula.


 No.935038

>>935021

Is this where Brick Frog in Venture Bros. Comes from?


 No.935039

>>935021

Is this a grimdark Krazy Kat reboot?


 No.935051

File: f6d1a6abd1b691d⋯.jpg (378.72 KB, 800x1135, 160:227, CRACK01-59.jpg)

File: c5b209563ba6ed9⋯.jpg (387.56 KB, 800x1145, 160:229, CRACK01-60.jpg)

Black Condor.

He was raised by condors, and learned to fly by imitation.

No, I'm fucking serious.


 No.935052

>>934879

This is comedy, is it not? A one-off joke comic, r-rite?


 No.935053

>>934895

It was a combination. Some were Western Esotrics, some were Odinists, and some were Christians.

.t /pol/


 No.935061

>>934879

This sounds like a fun comic. Which issue?


 No.935166

>>934933

Wait, Stardust is in the public domain?


 No.935171

File: 7ea464e5f905f69⋯.jpg (108.29 KB, 1000x507, 1000:507, 7ea464e5f905f697e0d81e88c6….jpg)

>>934865

>THIS is why people crap on capeshit.

Because it's rehashed childish stories for sad, fat, ugly, smelly neckbeard manchildren who refues to grow up or develop a good taste?


 No.935177

>>934895

Being a member of the Thuul Society, Hitler had some interest in artifacts if foreign religions. To what degree he was obsessed with the occult is something only those close to him could say


 No.935178

>>935052

That can be asked of much of the silver and bronze ages


 No.935196

>>935166

>the creator is dead

>the publishing company is dead

yes, it's in the public domain


 No.935213

>>935196

If only it were so simple


 No.935216

File: 6e12555ea84e140⋯.jpg (23.53 KB, 320x320, 1:1, dogwelder.jpg)

>>934933

There's the dog welder.


 No.935217

Pretty sure people shit on capeshit because it's the lowest possible denominator of writing.


 No.935229

>>935213

In the case of Stardust I think nobody owns the copyright. That's not always true in cases where the writer and publisher are gone, but if it is, you're often safe.


 No.936277

File: 55e79f425851f04⋯.jpg (193.88 KB, 859x1200, 859:1200, 20171029.jpg)

File: 17e852d5208b911⋯.jpg (96.29 KB, 852x480, 71:40, 20171030.jpg)

File: bf9bcc23b8e4fe2⋯.jpg (38.37 KB, 1457x300, 1457:300, 20171031.jpg)

File: a1b1d21ef33e69d⋯.jpg (47.02 KB, 800x550, 16:11, 20171101.jpg)

There are WORSE origins…

Black Bomber!


 No.936317

>>935216

That's unfair to use. He was literally created on a bet to make the worst superhero.


 No.936319

File: 7841103bdb09a86⋯.jpg (748.46 KB, 1128x1534, 564:767, captainnippon.jpg)

>>934933

As ridiculous dated as Captain Nippon is, it actually wouldn't be too hard to update him. He's already a man-made monster instead of a human. Just elaborate his backstory to something like "the Bureau of Onmyo (who were never disbanned like the real world because magic is 100% real thing in comics land) created him by fusing an oni and kyonshi"

>>935052

Marvel wiki says it's a alt-universe and the character only appeared once.


 No.936326

>>936319

>Medievalists

I always knew that term sounded Jewy.

>brute power

>terror

Tools. Can be used effectively.

>hate

I don't think I need to explain why this is neither desirable nor undesirable. This is trash.




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