No.929012
>"Hey, I just tripped and accidentally broke most of the dishes and mugs. Can you help me out?"
>"No."
And we are supposed to feel sorry for this goddamn faggot?
No.929023
>>929012
What am I looking at?
No.929038
No.929040
>single page of a comic
>makes no sense
>OP tries to make us angry at it for no reason
>???
>profit?
Can this be a bannable offense? At BEST these are usually faggots misrepresenting a comic to try and get people mad.
No.929044
>I actually looked at the address bar to double check I was not on cuckchan /co/
That is awkward dude maybe make a better thread?
No.929053
OH I'm aware of this
Stubble over here is probably gay
And the fat chick is a werewolf, lesbian
But prob gay is saying HE's a monster lol
If the art didn't give it away it's shit
No.929078
>>929012
This is a cross between SU and those weird ass gay as all fuck drama queen comics with that hideous melty "art style" done by a homosexual scandanavian, you know the one.
No.929079
>>929040
Seconding. I'm tired of bullshit threads like this.
Give context or get the fuck out.
No.929086
>>929079
Alright, I've found the comic in the OP and I'll storytime it now. This is going to be pretty half arsed and from the looks of things OPs pic is in issue 3 so it'll probably take a few hours because I can't really be arsed to do this but whatever.
Anyway, right off the start we're introduced to our characters in the OP pic. blondie is a lesbian werewolf, horsie is a gay centaur (we'll get to him losing his horsishness eventually). They work in a coffie shop together.
No.929087
>>929086
Lassie likes childerens novels, but is interupted by comic relief vampire and scary chick.
No.929089
>>929087
Big girl is a gorgon angry at Vlad for quitting their band, she also triggers Lassie so our heroine runs back to starbucks to see horsie slobber all over minotaur cock.
No.929090
>>929089
Lassie goes to pick up some supplies for the coffie shop. Instead gets a prophecy, triggered and runs away.
No.929093
>>929090
Like every good werewolf when she loses control she runs back home to cry. Onto the post issue stuff!
No.929095
>>929094
Two more issues so far to go! I'll probably stick the next one up in a bit.
No.929099
Issue 2, Lassie is waiting for her GF.
No.929100
>>929099
Gorgon picks a fight with a cop and Lassies girlfriend arrives. Also the gay centaur is apparently wearing a kilt. Which probably should mean that he's oppressing the Scottish but given that it seems to be some random scarf around his hips I guess it doesn't count. Whatever, Lassie almsot gets triggered when the cab driver calls her the same thing I've been but everything's fine.
No.929103
>>929100
Cabbie drops them off in a shitty part of town, apparently the magic show is in a theatre accessible only by a dingy alleyway.
No.929105
>>929103
Horsie keeps shifting around in the two seats he's claimed which must be really annoying for everyone else. The magic show starts though with some ghost talking shit about how great magic is. Then some fox mage pops up and talks some more shit but is apparently not using magic.
No.929107
>>929105
Chet volunteers to be Foxxy's boy-toy assisstant and the Fox does a magic trick! Said magic trick strips our half-horse hero of his centaur-hood! Bet you thought that kilt was just there to show how fashionably gay he was!
No.929108
>>929107
Post issue stuff with an interview with the artist from "one of the most fun, queer, unique superhero books in recent memory," Hellcat.
No.929111
>>929095
>Kate Leth
I felt my breakfast just try to make a mad dash up my throat.
No.929113
Issue 3! OP's image finally arrives with context.
No.929114
>>929113
Horsie is upset because humans suck, apparently no-one has considered contacting the police and calling wearing trousers "normal" is anal colonialism. Searching for horse arse our lesbian heroes pop outside to see the local university is throwing a parade. Chet meanwhile regresses into a child.
No.929115
>>929114
The oracle from issue one arrives only to run off and we get to meet Mark again. I know you were all hoping to see his antics.
No.929116
The fuck is this shit?
"Tumblr tries to ruin Monster Girls"?
No.929118
>>929115
Apparently going wolfmode isn't actually a problem for anyone other than the protagonist and they get in a fight with the ghost guy again.
No.929119
>>929118
Some shit happens, Chet somehow manages to beat up a ghost.
No.929120
>>929091
I guess that makes him Punsexual.
No.929121
Stop posting this garbage. It's just tumblr bullshit with monsters instead of people, and they are all colored for some reason. So progressive!
No.929122
>>929119
Post issue stuff. As far as I know there are no more issues currently out so now you're all up to date.
To be honest this is boring as shit, the main characters all seem to be stereotypical tumblr users and I don't really see where the plot is going or what is supposed to draw the reader in.
No.929123
>>929121
Blame OP for demanding we be outraged at this mediocre garbage.
No.929131
>dyed blonde hair with the roots still showing
Why would you consciously make that decision?
No.929132
>>929123
Not OP, but we can probably make hilarious edits out of it as tends to be the case for anything awfully Tumblr and SJWish.
No.929147
File: 4d339674bd589a9⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 957.78 KB, 790x1200, 79:120, DividedStatesofHysteria-04….jpg)
Reminder that the creative team for this comic was willing to pay Image creators and staff to attend sensitivity webinars in response to controversy over Howard Chaykin's Divided States of Hysteria.
No.929156
>>929120
>the one time carlos makes a good pun is the time no one cares
>>929147
I'd send them to art classes, due to offense caused by that artwork, instead.
No.929158
God dammit, we got conned into reading a tumblr comic.
No.929164
>>929147
>paki
Americans don't say that.
No.929171
No.929174
>>929114
I hate pants too tbh. I wish there was a more comfortable alternative that doesn't make you look like a faggot.
No.929178
>>929086
>the future of comics
>tumblr the comic
>it's literally set in a goddamned coffee shop, because they can't think of a single other kind of business to set all of their stories
>every character is either a slinky noodle or an amorphous, boneless blob
>also monsters, because what better way to make characters interesting then by making them magical beings.. and putting them in mundane, retarded situations
No.929196
>>929086
>They work in a coffie shop together.
Maybe the centaur guy is just stuck in the fat one's (aka ground based Moon with legs) gravitational pull and can't escape the coffee shop? Thus the title Moonstuck.
No.929203
>>929178
>Doesn't know shit about Image
Image is just a publisher, mate.
No.929221
>>929203
Oh, I know, but the juxtaposition of a rather well-established publisher putting their "future of comics" slogan emblazoned on a truly terrible book with zero appeal is entertaining to me.
No.929301
>>929203
Marvel is just a publisher, mate.
DC is just a publisher, mate.
No.929319
>>929301
>Thinks Image creates these books
Are you really that stupid?
No.929352
>Moonstruck: the comic
Where are Cher and Nicholas Cage?
No.929353
>>929319
>Thinks Marvel and DC create their books
Are you really that stupid?
No.929368
>>929115
And of course they put in Babadook in this.
No.929374
>>929368
Im surprised they didn't put Pennywise in to complete the gay shipping.
No.929380
>>929086
>lesbian werewolf
I didn't even notice it was a woman. I thought it was a fat man, and when it fell in love with a woman, I was surprised, because I expected it to be a fag.
>>929087
>"I'm so glad you're my sisters and that we are all so alike but also so different!"
Who talks like this? She sounds like a propaganda film for multiculturalism.
>>929089
She's a fat coward on the outside, but on the inside she's a cool, dangerous werewolf. I can see this comic would appeal to tumblrtards.
Also, of course eveyrone is very ugly.
>>929374
>>929368
I'll take away from this comic that the lesson that monsters=fags from this.
No.929394
>>929086
More "gays drinking coffee together" adventures from Kate Leth! Alright!
No.929444
>>929380
>I'll take away from this comic that the lesson that monsters=fags from this.
That's not too far off.
No.929503
>>929394
Using coffee shop settings for a story must die.
No.929522
>>929079
>>929040
Thanks to you fucks who cant understand that something is shit off the bat, we were treated to context. If they ban OP, then you two idiots need the banhammer
No.929526
>>929374
>Im surprised they didn't put Pennywise in to complete the gay shipping.
Is this a weird allegory for abortion?
No.929532
>>929526
Nope. Pennywise is the new hot thing for western fujoshits.
No.929538
>>929374
>both literal child predators
>gay icons
Did they think this through?
No.929547
>>929538
Tumblr is the new Deviantart. Asking for logic is asking too much.
No.929556
>>929547
I never understood if those are sonic shaped condoms or the sonic characters transformed into condoms.
No.929645
>>929522
Or maybe OP needs to stop being a cockslut and make a better OP next time
No.929646
>>929645
All three of you are bad.
No.929701
>tumblr as fuck
>everything looks like shit
>un-funny jokes
>>>/back/
No.929703
>>929115
>that ratchet ass moth lady
how do you ruin moth people?
No.929721
>>929100
>scarf wrapped around his waist
>a kilt
Something about this above everything else so far in this comic gets my autism flaring.
No.929753
>>929086
>mythological creature
>the centaur is gay
i just want my vanilla romances
No.929755
>>929086
>mythological creature
>the centaur is gay
i just want my vanilla romances
No.929758
>>929753
>>929755
>under maintenance last night
>site's still fucked
good job codemonkey
No.929947
>>929105
They're implying that it's not real magic? But … the presenter is a ghost. Exactly what qualifies as "magic" in that world? What about the girl who could tell fortunes a few pages back?
>>929107
>There is fog and then he wakes up
How did this look for people in the audience? Can they bring the circus to court for mutilating him?
>>929113
>She trips over him because he has human legs
Shouldn't that make him more difficult to trip over?
No.930127
>>929353
>only pretending to be retarded
I know you think you're making a real point but you're only making yourself look stupider. Go read up on what Image actually does.
No.930130
>>930127
>Go read up on what Image actually does
Publishes shitty comics?
No.930135
>>929380
>>929444
Seeing as there is literally no human characters? They are basically saying that everyone in that comic are literal faggots. Even the "Dudebro" Fairies in the background are prolly code for "closet fags"
No.930139
>>929556
Given the nature of Sonic fans, it's the latter.
No.930145
>>929965
Isn't it? I thought it was a dyke, not a tranny.
>>930135
Let's see if we find a single explicitly straight person or couple. We won't.
No.930167
>>929522
no
OP was a fag and you are too
No.930216
>>929086
>lesbian werewolf
>gay centaur
Stopped reading there.
No.930231
>>930127
>only pretending to be retarded
I know you think you're making a real point but you're only making yourself look stupider. Go read up on what Marvel and DC actually does.
No.930257
ITT: how to triggered /monster/.
No.930305
>>929118
>>929119
The werewolf dykes automatically looks so much better in their wolf forms. The colorist and inker are at least competent and while it's definetly Tumblr style it's not horrid like E-spaced.
No.930309
>>930305
They look more like lions.
>>930139
Is that really a thing?
>>930257
Hey /tv/
No.930343
>tumblr
>ruining mythological creatures
is nothing sacred?!
>>930145
>I thought it was a dyke, not a tranny.
i cant tell the difference anymore, it looks like a fat guy
No.930345
>>930309
I'm actually a /monster/fag, I just want to find an excuse to post this brand spanking new gif I got from /m/.
No.931193
>>929119
So, the ex-centaur saw his pals in desperate need of immediate help but decided to take the time out to change from sweatpants into a kilt?
Why is he wearing any of that anyway, when as a horse in a coffee shop he had his cock, balls and arsehole level with sitting customers' faces all this time?
And that's not to mention the fact that he'd fart like a bugle and completely destroy the toilets with the 5kg of wheetabix he'd be dropping on them every session.
No.931196
>>929116
>"Tumblr tries to ruin Monster Girls"
Leftists always co-opt everything that's cool or charming and turn it into a godawful abomination. Sooner or later they had to get their GRIDS-infested claws on monster girls.
No.931201
>>929116
>"Tumblr tries to ruin Monster Girls"?
those faggots want to ruin anything that gets popular
there is one, were the girl is fat and hairy, and when i mean hairy is because she doesnt shave, and just because of that she says she is a monstergirl, but i cant fucking find the damn tumbrl page.
No.931203
>>931201
Don't worry, I have it. No need to thank me. :^)
No.931204
>>931203
Shit, forgot the insightful commentary from the author:
>it always disappointed me that Monster Girls are an anime porn thing rather than something used to explore the way society and the media dehumanises women, but oh well
>shout out to all my fellow monsters
No.931210
>>931203
>People make fun of me when i work out.
Im inclined to believe that never happen to her and uses this fantasy as an excuse to not even try in the first place.
No.931242
>>931203
I hate this so much
No.931265
>>930257
>how to TRIGGER /monster/
Claim Lalaloopsies are monstergirls.
No.931267
>>931203
thanks, friend, did she ever made more?
>>931204
>it always disappointed me that Monster Girls are an anime porn thing
>implying its a bad thing
No.931272
>>931203
>being a slob and not at least trimming armpit hair
>getting fat from overeating, likely sugary "coffe" and sweets
>wanting to keep hairy legs but refusing to wear hosiery or pants
Most of her problems could be solved by eating slightly less and shaving once or twice a week or altering wardrobe. If she wants to be accepted by the society, she should follow the norms - that's what everyone else is doing. Most of these tumblr feminists want to have their cake and eat it too.
No.931290
>>931272
>want to have their cake and eat it too
They do that, then they eat another 6 cakes.
Then they want another cake.
No.931333
>>931267
Do you think he gives it to her on that mattress?
No.931340
>>931319
I hope this is an edit because otherwise I'm completly confused as to the intent this tumblr autist had.
No.931345
>>931319
>Literal sugar pills
I love it when there is a hidden message
No.931346
>>930231
Do you need it spelled out for you you fucking retard? Image publishes independently made comics, meaning that they have little to no creative control over said comics. Marvel and DC hire writers and artists to make their comics and have all the creative control. Ipso facto Image is not the same as Marvel or DC, and I don't even care if this is bait because it would take an actual retard to make bait this retarded.
No.931347
>>931343
I really like that one, especially the foreshadowing.
No.931348
>>931265
lalaloopsies are p cute. Would not be opposed to voodoo doll waifus.
No.931371
>>929012
I'm seriously asking myself what faggotry that is and why one person reads it.
No.931405
>>929380
>monsters=fags
Yeah, kinda. They see themselves as more special and unique and so different from all those icky heteronormatives and they have all kinds of special rules and complex terminology and systems of interaction and.. Yeah, it's one, huge, frustratingly moronic LARP where they pretend they aren't just a bunch of annoying faggots.
No.931426
>>931319
>turned into a semen demon
yep, best ending so far.
>>931333
those trips say yes
No.931441
Is it a crime in America now to not draw ugly women? Who in their right minds think anyone wants to pay for this shit?
No.931446