No.925335
If Robot Chicken ever did a Steven Universe parody sketch, what would it be like?
No.925337
I know what it wouldn't be.
Funny
No.925339
No.925340
>>925337
Maybe it would involve the nerd getting murdered by the show's fans for misgendering a character.
No.925342
>>925335
Garnet gets lynched by the KKK
No.925348
They could use those troll dolls that had gems in their bellies.
No.925545
No.925645
It would be about them fighting a Gem monster and fucking up the town and actually being treated as the public nuisances they are. Then the Diamons come down and they all die. THE END.
No.925647
Imagine caring about Steven Universe nowadays.
No.925659
Two options
>Starts out a fairly boring skit
>the camera zooms out
>shows it being watched by a fan on their television
>fan then goes insane and smashes the room up while screaming
>runs to laptop and starts writing furious blog post on social media
>camera zooms out again to show neighborhood
>also similar sounds of rage and destruction
>zooms out again for city, more widespread destruction
>zoom out once more showing the North American destruction
>this all happens because the fans realizes the skin tone of one the characters isn't the correct color value they usually have
>OPTIONAL ENDING: Cuts to a military base, okay guys if this what damage it can cause to our country can we weaponize it by airing it in a foreign one?
>Lazy idea
>Just a pair of hands holding and banging a bunch of actual crystals in front of a camera while implying that they are lesbians
>fusing consists of taping them together
No.925725
>>925659
>this all happens because the fans realizes the skin tone of one the characters isn't the correct color value they usually have
TOO LATE
No.925729
>>925725
I have a feeling that huge degrade in quality is after they fired that one pearlfag.
No.925730
anyone else is sick of the children's book artstyle as of lately? why and how did they get jobs as "animators"?
No.925762
>>925725
Oh my god, she's fucking de-aging.
No.925766
>>925335
how about an actually funny show and not the try hard offensive humor one
No.925796
>>925645
The Diamonds did 9/11
No.925804
>>925659
>mfw the first option
That's really a clever skit idea tbh.
No.925888
>>925659
First one is the only correct answer.
No.925896
>>925659
While the first suggestion is decent, it misses the point of why a lot of the robot chicken sketches were so messed up. Think about when they did G.I. Joe where the entire cast is brutally murdered when they are put in a real combat situation. To do this right it has to be a "liberal fantasy, meets reality." Many of the shows themes have to do with acceptance of people for who they are. So we should probably have one of steven's new friends being muslims who run over some of the cast members before beheading some more, and then exploding. Bonus points if garnet, or steven converts to.
No.925898
Robot Chicken still comes on?
No.925910
>>925898
The only one I remember was about Team Fortress 2 and it came about 2-3 years ago. It also wasn't that funny.
No.925914
>>925910
>about Team Fortress 2 and it came about 2-3 years ago
Nearly as topical as their 80s cartoon spoofs.
No.925921
>>925335
>scene opens spastic nerdy character watching Steven Universe
>Characters are giving some hokey speech about accepting people for who they are and how no one should be afraid to be their true selves
>Amethysts laughs obnoxiously and cuts a huge fart
>Nerd characters gasps and gushes about how this show has taught him so much
>No longer will he deny who he really is
>he's going to face the world as his true self
>smashcut to the nerd kicking open the door to his parents room
>he's got balloons stuffed down his shirt, an afro wig and poorly applied dark, facepaint, bright lipstick on, and he's wearing boxing gloves
>"MOM! DAD! I'M A CRYSTAL GEM!"
>then he runs off
>Parents make some comment about how they should have gotten that abortion
>nerd character runs into the street, skipping about, shouting that he's a proud Crystal gem at random people
>He spots a group of black thugs picking on a scrawny black kid
>"Oh no! Criminals picking on an innocent citizen of beach city!"
>He jumps in
>"Have no fear, the Crystal Gems are here to stop you evil homeworld gems!"
>Niggers proceed to beat the shit out of him
>Scrawny victim joins in too.
>the end
No.925923
No.925924
>>925921
This anon gets it.
No.926586
>>925335
Blue Diamond must learn to cope with her Tourette's.
No.926859
As batshit crazy the majority of the fan base of the is, I don't think Robot chicken will risk it. I mean it's the same crazy fans that drove a person who made fan art of one of the characters to commit suicide because they didn't like it.
No.927133
No.927224
>>925766
Did ED offend you try going back to Tumblr?
No.927225
>>925730
Filthy Z I O N I S T Jews. That is why.
No.927292
>>927224
>liking clickbait: the wikia
fuck back to /cow/
No.928574
>>925921
>Scrawny victim joins in too
DELETE THIS!!
No.928646
>>927224
ED is actually funny. Being offensive on purpose with no jokes like robot chicken, brickleberry or sausage party leaves it NOT BEING FUNNY
No.928899
>>925921
I can picture it in my mind and it's glorious
No.928908
I thought Robot Chicken was slightly more hit than miss tbh.
Yeah, some of their jokes are fucking retarded and obnoxious, but some of them were at least worth a chuckle I think.
Not sure why it's hated so vehemently.
No.928930
>>928908
It isn't and you have an unbearable victim complex.
No.933622
It wouldn't be funny, so it would be the perfect parody
No.933623
>>927224
>>927292
>>928646
ED is very funny, the problem at times is that it's very popular with retards who think you just need NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER to be funny without being witty or any of the charm that makes many of the articles on ED very funny. If you go through their ban logs, many of the losers banned was because they thought ED was just moar gore and moar lulz.
No.933639
>>928930
Every time I see it brought up it gets shat on.
>victim complex
Nowhere did I imply anyone was a victim, learn what phrases mean so you don't look like a retard.
No.933641
No.936013
It would be like every other time mainstream media parodied mainstream media. It'd be a safe and inoffensive series of jokes that only liberals will find funny.
No.936016
>>928643
I would like some context for this.
No.936017
>>936016
It's an ell oh ell meme of mainstream media, proving that meme culture thrives on mainstream media.
No.936018
Wait, this show is still running?
How?
No.936019
>>936018
I imagine some kind of book-cooking is talking place somewhere. It's mainstream media, so I don't put anything past them.
No.936021
>>936018
Cheap cheap cheap cheap with the staff full of low self-esteemers who likely ask for little to no pay as long as they make a "Social Impact".
No.936029
>>925766
>how about an actually funny show and not the try hard offensive humor one
>not the try hard offensive humor one
>offensive humor one
>offensive humor
No humor is offensive only people gets offended.
No.936030
>>936018
That's a good question. They got on hiatus for months at a time. Normally that means total cancellation or close to it, but they've been doing this shit for years now, with the occasional "bomb" scheduling gimmick, which I can't imagine is doing them any good in between endless marathons of Teen Titans Go.
No.936031
>>925659
>Cuts to a military base, okay guys if this what damage it can cause to our country can we weaponize it by airing it in a foreign one?
This is good very good.
>mfw it's true
>>925725
>>925729
>>925731
>>925762
>>933641
The art director of the show hasn't made clear schemes of how the characters have to be (first mistake).
One of the reasons for that is that the people working on it are incapable of aligning their work on the original art (second mistake).
Sugar justifies this by saying that they have way more productivity, creativity and she lets people do what they want (third mistake).
SU is a pile of animated garbage made by mentally ill people who can't get out of there fake reality bubble (safe space), it pretty much characterize the whole fandom.
>>936018
>>936030
>Wait, this show is still running?
Because most the people following this show are sjw tumblrites.
>They are the types of people who buy "male tears" mugs or t-shirts with "smash the patriarchy" written on them or a quilt with "die cis scum" embroided on it and then post photos of themselves on Tumblr (with a referral link to where they bought that item).
>One of the things about the agency's target demographic was the amount they would spend on worthless shit. Not only would they buy it, they would then tweet about it and write about it on their Tumblr and Facebook.
https://np.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/2q267e/marketing_to_sjw_is_not_profitable_why_do_you/cn26hgf/
No.936032
>>936031
>Because most the people following this show are sjw tumblrites.
You're just describing mainstream media, across the board.
No.936084
Why do you people support mainstream media?
No.936138
>>936031
>The art director of the show hasn't made clear schemes of how the characters have to be (first mistake).
>One of the reasons for that is that the people working on it are incapable of aligning their work on the original art (second mistake).
>Sugar justifies this by saying that they have way more productivity, creativity and she lets people do what they want (third mistake).
>SU can't grinning potatoes right.
No.936142
>>925725
The first one is lazy as usual but at least goes in line with that visual style the show has.
Did her boobs disappeared in the same dimension Ms. Blossom and Ms. Keane's boobs are locked up?
No.936149
>>936142
>Sex by eight or its too late.
It had to appeal more to the "fanbase".
No.936267
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>>925335
It will be a THRILLER
No.936272
>>925921
I can see that happening.
No.936276
>>936013
Good to know whoever's in charge of censorship for the UK's cartoon network is doing his best to protect children from degeneracy.
No.936279
Do people still watch this?
No.936286
>>926859
>it's the same crazy fans that drove a person who made fan art of one of the characters to commit suicide because they didn't like it.
That gets me thinking… could we somehow turn them against Jews?
No.936287
>>936286
>Emoji ell oh ell doubleplusgood tee bee aitch
No.936308
>>936287
Thanks for donning a name so you're easier to filter fam
No.936310
>>936308
Enjoy your Soma, cuck.
No.936870
>>936741
Spoilers for all 3 people on this board who will watch this: They've waited like a year only to find out all the plot has been resolved off-screen, their getting more townie episodes, and then going back on hiatus.
No.937299
>>936870
Ah, it all happened off screen. Just like Steven trained off screen, just like how the gems fight monsters off screen, just like how all the interesting stuff happens off screen.
Why even watch a television series when nothing of value happens where you can actually watch it?
No.937378
>>937299
Gareth Edwards made it cool to hide action away from the audience
No.937882
>>925335
Why is Hila blue?
No.937889
>>936031
>Sugar justifies this by saying that they have way more productivity
That's fucking hysterical considering the fact that they can't seem to get episodes out consistently to save their life. Apparently this lack of standards, 'do whatever you want' lackadaisical approach only results in faggots taking way too long to get the job done. There was that episode made by the Japanese animator that puts everyone else to shame, your job as an animator should be to keep everything on model and as consistent as possible, I fucking hate these no-effort faggots, it's the same with every other medium.
>I'm writing this book but I decided chapter 13 was going to have everything in comic-sans at fifteen point font rather than Times New Roman/12 just because I feel like it and don't want to be limited creatively
Fucking gay. These people are the worst.
No.937891
>>937889
And they teach their values to their viewers.
Yeah sure the aliens are gonna invade but wtf ever I felt bad that day.
No.937940
>>937895
>That fucking insane /pol/ logic webm has more drama and built up than the whole show.
>All the fight scenes can be summed up in about a minute
No.940014
>>939778
I watched the episode and it doesn't have any reference to Hillary or the last elections in any way.
The episode is just another random muh black woman in charge rant with no real purpose
No.940018
>>937940
>insane /pol/ logic
>Noticing the statistic abnormality of demographical representation in areas of authority and power/wealth.
Just a (((coincidence))) right, my fellow intellectual?
No.940034
>>925335
Reminder that there's only one good character in the whole show.
No.940058
>>940034
Funny, but the swastikas are wrong. Do you have the "good mawnin' massa Steven" one?
No.940355
All new episodes leaked, you can find them on youtube. Here's my take on them:
This is how you know a woman writes this shosw
>Steven has to deal with a very unique conflict that no one else can understand. He is the reincarnation (kind of) of an alledged war criminal, and has to face thet consequences of said war since he was born. Is pronounced a war criminal himself and is wanted for execution
>Everything is kept secret from him, even after his companions decide he is fit to be taken into action
>Is frustrated and depressed by his burden, and in a moment of deep depression decides to turn himself in. Remember this is the kid who didn't actually do any war crimes, but he is just that stressed.
>Goes through hell behind enemy lines, including carrying a civilian with him by accident
>civilian pays a high price: loss of humanity, and de facto imprisionment in alien planet
>Steven manages to come back. Everyone is relieved that he is ok. So far, everyone acts the way you'd expect people to act.
At this point you think "ok the plot will turn to how worried they are about Lars, and Steven will report what he saw on homeworld, as plenty of what he experienced is valuable information to fill in the rest of the team"
>NOPE, this arc revolves about how Connie is buttblasted that steven didn't take her
>It's literally a "I'm upset with you for a reason that is irrelevant in the face of the grand scheme of things you are facing, but you better pay attention to ME above everything else" scenario
Thi hits too close to home for me. All it was missing was a dialogue like this
<SU: Connie what's up? You seem upset
<C: I'm NOT upset
<SU: Uh, ok then. We are gonna set a rescue miss…
<C *goes visibly upset-ier* : I'll be in my home if you need me. BYE
Never ask your woman why she is upset. You are supposed to know that already, comunication is overrated. Also put her above everything else in your life. Even civilian victims of the war you were tossed in.
>Steven obsess over her, meaning the show stops on it's tracks because his bitch is upset
>No one is really worried about Lars?
>Why not at least check on him regularly?
>What the fuck are the rest of the cast doing while steven spends DAYS crying about his bitch?
Woman logic everybody.
No.940403
>>940355
>Youtube
Fuck you. https://mega.nz/#F!jQUk1T7T!Iy0xtdfIDO6WL2CHm6AwVA
Also, I can do a better take than you, on these specific set of episodes, not everything in general
>Steven gets into trouble with Connie for a petty reason.
>All episodes are sorta related to that problem
>In the end he solves the problem and everything returns to statu quo
God damn it. The same happened the last time and the time before that. This show doesn't go anywhere, and it's enraging considering what just happened and the interesting concept of it. Also, no qt short haired Connie porn
>
No.940410
>>940403
The show is still coasting on whatever false goodwill it gained in season 1.
It's a show that took its own lessons and ultimately devolves because of it. Ironic, how "Feelz over Realz" and "Accept anything even if its Garbage" ultimately had the show devolve into nothing and waste of time.
No.940412
>>940410
The insulting part is that there was another corrupted gem in this set of episodes, meaning there are still corrupted gems around. Remember when the show was about corrupted gems and not about townies?
No.940414
>>940412
It was always about the Townies. The show just forgot to tell you about it initially.
I have a better one: Remember when the show had an aura of nuance and mystery. Maybe the Gems where Traitors to their kin, maybe they caused the corruption. Maybe they trapped their enemies in objects. Maybe it was to save the world but at the expense of fudging up the other gems.
Maybe the Gem world was awesome initially, but now had become more robotic, as the gems took on more ridgid and uncaring forms with maybe their leaders reverting to just flat geometric objects……
Or maybe nah the evil gems just suck and are slave masters and teh racist, and the big bad looks like a frumpy Soccermom.
No.940415
>>940414
Don't forget that they don't allow lesbians.
No.940416
>>940403
>God damn it. The same happened the last time and the time before that. This show doesn't go anywhere, and it's enraging considering what just happened and the interesting concept of it.
After a certain point, you have no one to blame but yourself for seeing potential in a show that has consistently failed to even remotely live up to your lowest expectations for it.
No.940419
>>940415
Even worse. Like somekind of satire that /pol/ would think up; lesbians are fine. Inter-racial lesbians are a problem.
Like…..its so nonsensical. It has to sacrifice good everything to service its message, when literally everything in world speaks against itself as a message.
Like even If I wanted to make a drama type show like this, I could write it so much better, but Sugars Priorities are just fucked up.
No.944875
>>940419
>>940414
Wait, you guys are wondering how a parody show centered around 80's/90's tv culture is going to handle a show about blatant aliens that no one seems to care exist and are present? I'm disappointed.
Mulder and Scully show up to beach city, and the whole thing is "ALIENS!!! GODDAMN CONCLUSIVE PROOF OF ALIENS SCULLY!!!" Scully, of course, doesn't believe even when Amethyst turns into a giant purple dildo before her eyes, and then Scully and Pearl end up making out because Robot Chicken will play the fan-service lesbians card and avoid any political flak from it.
No.948571
>>948565
>bumping a dying su thread from page 6
Probably never just like you Anon.
No.948579
>>948565
He's descended from millenia of asexually reproducing rock-women. The only reason he was even born male was because Greg's massive Teutonic Dick fucked Rose Quarts so hard that their offspring had to receive a Y chromosome. Steven's lucky enough as it is that he's even a soyboy. Anyone else and he would've been mor gem than human.
No.948580
>>948579
>responding to an SU autist bumping a dying thread
Kek
No.948581
>>948580
/co/ moves slowly enough that it isn't an issue.
bump
No.948582
>>948581
>that it isn't an issue
>Why is steven such a little fag?
>bump
No.948587
>>948582
Your next line is "Hey /tv/."
No.948609
Bumparoo just 4U butthurtkun~
You want /tv/ tier stuff to complain about, you got it.
No.949061
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>>925335
It should be about gay-shaming
No.949222
>>925335
Okay, call me a faggot for saying this, but I unironically want to see Robot Chicken tackle Steven Universe. Yeah the show can get hit or miss, but when they hit, they hit! And Steven Universe sounds like an easy for them to hit!
No.949224
>>949222
But while we're on the topic of shitting on Robot Chicken, I just have one problem with their upcoming sketches: a Homestar Runner sketch.
I would have wanted this back when I was 8, when Homestar Runner was still relevant! Why is Robot Chicken tackling it now? What's next, are they going to make a Homestuck sketch?
No.949234
>>949224
I would kill to see a Homestuck sketch by RC, though I can't even imagine how they would do it.
Karkat explaining the Hate-Love thing, then a few scenes later Teen Anakin Hatefucking Jar Jar? A long drawn out parody of Everybody Hurts called Everybody Fucks? An action figure full-scene rendition of The Baby is You?
No, wait, The Nerd gets knocked unconscious at a convention by Homestuck fans, possibly by almost getting raped by an SJW Land Whale dressed as Rose or something.
Then the rest of the episode cuts back and forth between Nerd experiencing Homestuck and regular skits, of which the Hatefuck Jar Jar scene is included.
No.949843
>>940018
>>Noticing the statistic abnormality of demographical representation in areas of authority and power/wealth.
So /leftypol/?