No.1047070
Might as well have a thread to mock Willis and his crappy comic
No.1047071
>>1047070
We've always had a thread mocking it, for some reason people never made a new one.
No.1047072
>>1047071
Mary was rescued and I guess people didn't care anymore.
No.1047094
>>1047070
>haha, look at us act like cunts
>aren't we just witty and clever
No.1047101
Yeah, it's a bad comic and Willis is a delusional person. But the problem is, there are tons of bad comics and tons of delusional, angry, unhappy people now. It isn't that exciting.
It's just boring now.
No.1047102
Yeah, I found DoA interesting because it was the the end of the full transformation of a rightwing fundie kid into a "leftwing" fundamentalist adult whose moral code is reverse engineered from sitcoms and The Daily Show. I thought it was interesting how proud willis was of his "change" while he remained a socially stunted media obsessed moral scold throughout.
I feel like it's hit a long drag lately, though. His heart doesn't seem to be into it and it's just kind of repeating the same few jokes / storypoints over and over again. It's like a sitcom in a holding pattern – like Friends or something. It might continue to be financially viable for years but it's no longer interesting in any way on a strip to strip level
also his dialogue has gotten so weird, verbose and poorly composed grammatically… it's a comic about what a totally isolated nerd IMAGINES people living in society are like. As he gets older his imagination of social reality will only diverge further so maybe in like 5 years everyone will communicate entirely in hashtags or something and it will be funny again
No.1047109
Your basic problem here is that you've got slice of life written by shut-ins and people with no social skills.
No.1047163
>>1047109
qc is the weirdest of these. it's literally not even about people anymore
No.1047194
>>1047102
Did all 2000s webcomic artists turned into über leftists? Even if it was shit I somewhat miss Goblins.
I also miss Elfs Only Inn.
No.1047202
>>1047194
I thought I was the only person reading Elf Only Inn
W00t was such a fun character.
No.1047213
>>1047194
Early 2000's webcomic artists were socially maladjusted shut-ins who came of age in a time when making fun of George Bush was funny, then willingly wrapped themselves in an echo chamber so they'd never have to move on. No wonder they became uber leftists.
>>1047202
Redpill me on this Elf Only Inn. I am intrigued just by the title.
No.1047216
>>1047202
W00t was the unofficial protagonist until they got into the MMO arc and fucked it up. Don't know if it went further.
>>1047213
Is a webcomic about people roleplaying in chatrooms before MMOs were a thing with their own shenanigans and stupidity. If you don't mind crappy copypasted art reaching critical levels of ridiculeness then you'll love it.
No.1047284
>>1047070
YES
I miss these.
No.1047288
>>1047225
What font is he using?
No.1047318
>>1047225
>>1047277
What's the point of even drawing it's almost all dialogue.
No.1047321
>>1047070
>>1047225
Is the chick with the phonetic accent a main character? Seems like a poor decision to make her both hard to understand and important to the plot.
No.1047335
>>1047318
Willis is dumb like that
>>1047321
DoA has no central plot but is bunch of storylines coexisting and sometimes interacting like that, yes she is part of the main cast
No.1047554
Is this the one where a girl was jumping up and down in rollerblades in the hall, and everybody telling her to shut up was the bad guy?
No.1047592
No.1047594
>>1047194
>Goblins
It's still around even if it's updating at a snail's pace.
https://goblinscomic.com/comic/06252005
Also, Girl Genius has dank steampunk aesthetics. pls no bully
No.1047619
No.1047713
>>1047536
This is going to suck
No.1047714
>>1047713
Ey look. Is that lesbian teacher who invited a republican female candidate because she wanted to bang her. Now her and the christian turned into a commie want to lecture a guy about joke T-shirts and show interest to the female sex.
We really need edits.
No.1047715
>>1047536
Holy shit her eye is leaving her skull.
No.1047738
Oh, this is the comic where all the girls have Hitler moustaches.
No.1047742
>>1047194
Let's see… Last I read of this we were taking the lesbo to church. Anybody remember what strip that was so I can binge up to speed?
>>1047594
>>1047070
Bad webcomics are something of a passion of mine. I still keep up with the Giz-verse comics. Nothing has changed except now everyone has swapped love-life goals.
Sinfest has gone full retard and into 2Deep4U Lore about the Patriarchy. I haven't read anything since 2014, so I don't know what sort of cringe they delve into with 2016 Election, but knowing where the comic was then…
Scenes From a Multiverse started getting political with "The Trump-Zones," and its only saving grace is the Space-Dungeon story arc, which goes fewer and farther in between strips.
Neko The Kitty is still full LoLRanDumb.
No.1047744
>>1047742
Did you work on the badwebcomics wiki by any chance?
No.1047746
>>1047744
No, but I argue with those guys all the time. Apparrently one idiot has been trying to review Girl Genius, of all comics, for a wiki entry, except he's to lazy to have read more than a chapter and is jumping the gun on calling it bad. That community is basically in full decay and needs some fresh blood injected into it. Preferably from here actually.
No.1047759
>>1047746
>from here
I don't think Nazis crying about racemixing in webcomics or pedos counting pantyshots is going to improve things over there.
No.1047761
>>1047759
Eh, that's one thing, but with every bad webcomic being bad mainly because it pushes a liberal agenda over having decent art, writing, or characters, and /co/ being /co/…
It's all the fun of getting angry at Gay Iceman or ugly Squirrel Girl, except since it's a webcomic, and the wiki having the rep that it does, there's a pretty high chance of the author getting pissed and throwing a bitchfit on twitter because of the wiki article you wrote.
Basically everything /co/ does on a daily basis, but with the chance of schadenfreude to provide some actual catharsis instead of just leaving it here to all fester impotently.
No.1047779
>>1047761
Badwebcomics is dying, let it go the way of Myspace and Jumptheshark, at this point us joining in would be less like pissing into an ocean of piss and more like shitting into an ocean of piss.
No.1047791
>>1047713
4 cunts in the same space
No.1047799
>>1047791
First panel
>hey, don't jab me
>i apologize
Second panel
>hey, no jabbing
Third panel
>i'm fine, it won't happen again
Fourth panel
>you're in a sport where people jab each other
Last panel
>i'm going to insult you
I don't understand the line of events here.
No.1047811
>>1047288
Why do you want to know, anon?
No.1047812
Daily reminder that Willis is actually retarded.
I almost feel bad for him. Almost.
No.1047813
>>1047594
What's wrong with Girl Genius?
No.1047816
>>1047812
Don't forget when he drew porn
No.1047818
>>1047813
>What's wrong with Girl Genius?
Absolutely nothing that I know of.
It's one of the few web-comics that remained consistent and good. I was trying to refute >>1047194 's post that "all 2000s webcomic artists turned into über leftists" .
No.1047847
>>1047799
Willis sucks at writing
No.1047854
>>1047818
Why does this look like the work of Phil Foglio?
No.1047855
No.1047858
>>1047818
I could never get into Girl Genius. The art is just too ugly, but not in an overt way, just a subtle way that I can't exactly put my finger on.
No.1047867
>>1047818
RELEASE THE SMAKKEN!
No.1048172
What is the point in this comic anyway, and why do people read it?
Looks to me like a bunch of miserable people being depressed and miserable at each other.
And when a guy turns up to class with a funny t-shirt, some ugly bitch trudges in to make sure he's as miserable as everyone else.
No.1048174
>>1048162
I have never followed this shitshow, is the redhead supposed to be a tranny like in questionable content? Because that squared chin in the third panel makes that thing look manlier than Bruce Campbell
No.1048175
>>1048174
There is a red-headed tranny but it's not the one with the box-shaped head, here.
It's the one with a pony tail and chin like Popeye who roller-skates through the halls like an absolute cunt.
No.1048176
>>1047288
It's a font he made for his webcomic. It's called Walkyfont, I downloaded it from somewhere when I was posting edits of this webcomic dang that takes me back, that was lots of fun
>>1047791
Wait so now the story is about how that cunt is actually telling people not to rollerskate improperly ? Took her a while when the tranny was the one doing it reminder that Mary was always right
>>1048162
>she's an insufferable cunt who makes people close to her miserable
so basically, nothing changed in years since this character got introduced ?
Like holy shit she's outright sociopathic in that one, jesus
No.1048206
>>1048172
Sjws read because they are dumb like that, me i just post it so it can be mocked
>>1048174
No, this is the tranny
>>1048176
In this one case ican understand why Ruth is pissed at Billie, being a recovering alcoholic is tough enough with having a booze hound trying frequently tryng to make you drink
No.1048263
>>1048162
Go to hell Willisfor that last panel
No.1048271
>>1048206
"I only learned to draw top halves."
No.1048280
>>1047813
>bad
The story (or at least what I read of it) couldn't decide if it wanted to move at a breakneck or snail's pace. The writing also felt weird.
Although these may just be personal issues. Anytime I've tried to read it I start from the beginning and it's lost my interest by the time Mechanicsburg is under siege after the gargoyle thing.
Which is a shame; there's a really interesting setting there.
>>1048264
>the red head with the square jaw is supposedly female
>square jaw
>female
Huh.
No.1048281
>>1048280
Yeah i know but until he reveal otherwise she is that, chalk it up to Willis fails at everything
No.1048286
>>1048280
>>the red head with the square jaw is supposedly female
>>square jaw
>>female
Although Willis a shit, I've noticed that normalfags are pretty terrible and telling the difference between traps and females, despite the fact that they've no doubt seen way more females than I ever have. This is because normalfags are retarded subhumans who cannot into proper observation and introspection, because there is no need for intelligence and wisdom in a safe, highly-"civilized" first world.
I have seen white females with square jaws before.
No.1048297
>>1048162
It helps to handle it if you pretend she's got an Irish accent.
No.1048323
>>1048206
>In this one case ican understand why Ruth is pissed at Billie, being a recovering alcoholic is tough enough with having a booze hound trying frequently tryng to make you drink
I agree, but being a difficult asshole to people around you, especially the very rare people who do care for you, will only drive them away and push you further into loneliness and, thus, probable substance abuse. Yeah, it's hard, but making hard on the ones who love you only makes it harder. Especially when those ones weren't trying to make it hard on purpose.
>>1048264
…
ok I take that back, sorry anon, after all, yeah, she deserves to be punched in the gut. Holy hell. Maybe sometimes it's totally fine to be a dick.
No.1048616
>>1048297
Oh wow, it really does.
No.1048865
>>1048859
These eternally 18 year old characters sure think they know a lot about the 80's, huh. This shit is on a sliding time scale, right? I wonder if it's hit Willis yet that most of his characters are about a year from being born after 9/11.
>Watching a movie is a solitary activity
Maybe for LOSERS
Anyway, I could swear the comic leading to this one was posted in the thread, but I'm not seeing it so here you go since I had to look it up.
No.1048876
>>1048859
>I'm going to have a good time!
>>1048865
>Oh… misery.
Does Willis hate happiness or something?
>Frightening '80s future
What, 8 years into the future, where everyone looks like they've aged 8 years?
You see a couple of houses, NASA, and a couple of random spots around America.
It's not exactly Soylent Green, is it, Willis…?
No.1049081
>>1048944
She jst kkeeps getting worse all the time
No.1049086
>>1047321
Faz is the main character and the only one approaching "good".
No.1049251
>>1049082
Is this a +1 to the cunt number?
No.1049629
>>1049624
Every character in this is going to wind up longing for death but being denied that release because a main feature of this comic is no deaths. What does Willis mean by this?
No.1049662
>>1047816
Oh yeah I remember that. He drew a chicks pubes as a mustache.
No.1049663
>>1049624
Wait, what exactly did the brunette do?
No.1049667
>>1049086
When did Faz the Fabulous first appear?
Can't daz'(zle) the Faz.
Can't spaz the Faz.
Can't razz the Faz.
Can't razzmatazz the Faz.
>>1049629
No.1049718
>>1049624
>>1049663
Attempted or succeded in killing her dad if i understand this strip correctly
No.1049767
Is edit anon still around?
No.1049782
>>1049667
>>1049718
Had to go back and check, these are both the same event. At least, if you mean first appearance in DoA, since The Faz was introduced as a regular cast member from Shortpacked. Amber didn't try to kill her dad or anything, it was just an Irish conversation. I even have a recent appearance from him.
No.1049834
>>1049782
>her father is father anderson
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYMENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
No.1049884
>>1049782
Dude talks like a fucking evil fantasy villain.
No.1049891
>>1049888
How much is he paid to literally copypaste the identical to the pixel the same picture four times and call it "drawing" ?
No.1049892
>>1049782
Do we have any reason why he's doing this?
Why would he be so interested in his daughter's friends?
No.1049895
>>1049892
He's an evil monster.
I mean, he's a parent in a Willis webcomic, so of course he is.
No.1049896
>>1049891
They don't look identical, excluding the finger-movements, but there ought to be more angles. On the other hand, it is a "comedic" webcomic.
>>1049892
Willis hates his parents I guess. His comics are quite reflective of his psyche, you see.
On the other hand, I would like to know his motives.
No.1049897
>>1049896
*Her father's, I mean.
No.1049975
>>1049891
>Val
Holy shit you're still around.
No.1050001
>>1049782
Maybe he's hoping he'll finad an excuse on that flash drive to drag her out from that fucking college.
7 years there and absolutely no qualifications to speak of, and he's probably paying for the shit, too.
No.1050058
>>1050051
>he's OK on ukulele
The most hipster of all the instruments.
The difference between a ukulele and a trampoline is you take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.
No.1050254
>>1050051
More or less trash?
No.1050269
>>1050254
Clearly the least damaging and damaged love stories
that's definitely how you bring forth true emotions, Willis
good job
No.1050884
Whatever happened to Mary or that tall, hippie Indian girl who didn't wear shoes?
No.1050893
>>1047072
does anyone have the comic series of mary being saved from her comic?
No.1050900
>>1050058
>ukulele
>hipsters
It's very annoying seeing hipsters play ukulele. They never use it to it's fullest potential compared to many ukulele players here in Hawaii.
No.1050975
I was shocked when I found out he drew porn of his own comic
No.1051014
>>1050975
They brought the start of the "editfags" and the edits of those porn comics remain some of the most glorious things populating the internet today.
No.1051019
>>1050975
And how it's clear he has never seen a penis in his entire life.
Either that or his own looks like it was sculped by a drunken blind man.
No.1051234
Sorry i forgot about the thread, my health got bad for a while and stressful stuff happened
So here is today strip and the other since the last i posted
>>1050470
Sotwo storylines ended and Ruth and Billie are cunts (not at the same time and Billie is a bigger cunt)
>>1050884
If i remember well last time i saw Mary in a stip she had gotten a boyfriend (Willis is a hack and might be redoing the abortion plotline from one of his older webcomics)
As for the second girl you mention i'm drawing a blank on who that is
No.1051236
>>1051234
Do take care of yourself, anon. Hope you're doing better now.
Also reading this shitcomic isn't a way to take care of yourself
No.1051238
>>1051234
I always think it's insane how this person is supposed to be the bad guy. Anyway, this was her: https://walkypedia.fandom.com/wiki/Sierra
>https://www.patreon.com/dumbingofage
>2,065 patrons, $5,120 per month
>on this piece of garbage
I really need to start drawing again. I should have never stopped.
No.1051366
>>1047109
>>1047194
That's what these comics are in a nutshell.
No.1051717
>>1051234
Reminder that Willis admitted that Joyce in DoA is his self-insert and her losing her faith is based on what he went through. In other words Willis was a whiny shit
No.1051821
>>1051717
I WILL DECLARE; THE LORD HATH SAID UNTO ME, THOU ART MY SUN, THIS DAY I HAVE BEGOTTEN THEE
ASK OF ME, AND I SHALL GIVE THEE THE HEATHEN FOR THY INHERITANCE
AND THE UTTERMOST PARTS OF THE EARTH FOR THY POSSESSION
THOU SHALT BREAK THEM WITH A ROD OF IRON
THOU SHALT DASH THEM TO PIECES LIKE A POTTER'S VESSEL
BE WISE NOW, THEREFORE, O' YE KINGS
BE INSTRUCTED, O' YE EARTHLY JUDGES
SERVE THE LORD WITH FEAR AND REJOICE WITH TREMBLING
KISS THE SON, LEST HE BE ANGRY, YET HIS WRATH BE KINDLED BUT A LITTLE
BLESSED ALL ARE THEY WHO PUT THEIR FAITH IN HIM
=AAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYMENNNNNNNNNNNN
No.1051872
>>1051717
That doesn't seem whiny at all. What's wrong with inner-monologue?
No.1051917
>>1051717
Why does that sexual predator looking guy look like Dan from Game Grumps?
Oh right.
No.1052010
>>1051872
Uh yeah I was wrong, I meant if it gets whiny eventually then it's Willis leaking through
>>1051917
Willis has a fetish for Danny I guess
>>1051860
The teacher brought back her stalker after she threw her out and Becky still is drawn like that
No.1052399
>>1052010
So it's not her stalker
No.1052413
>>1052399
Wait what's going on with this bitch? Is she still lesbians with Dina? I give so little of a shit about either character I didn't bother to skim through what's happened to them since. I guess Leslie gay adopted her. Oh God I have to go almost two years back in this shit to find out who Mindy is. Fuck
No.1052427
>>1052413
Yes, she was able to be a squatter in the dorm so Leslie let's her sleep on the couch and Dinah is the abusive (she was last time I saw her) got after Leslie got rid of her stalker after that one slip right back in. Oh and Becky (orage hair lesbian) ruined Robin the stalker crogresswoman career
No.1052566
>>1052399
"Lesbian, lesbian, lesbian!" Get used to Becky bringing up her only trait all the time
No.1052567
>>1052566
Oh damn it I forgot to ad this
No.1052628
>>1052567
>Six months later
>lesbian bed death intensifies
Leslie I've been crashing on your couch for months, and I've noticed you've been taking Anna to bed a lot less over time. Us lesbians totally have lots of awesome sex into our twenties, right?
Also lol the dipshit atheism is what got the lesbian hot for black oil in the first place.
TOTALLY ORGANIC DIALOGUE
No.1052713
>>1047194
There are probably some webcomic artists who don't care all that much about feminism and other SJWisms but put on the aggression to gain the approval of peers. This is probably especially true of the small fry, who would fall below financial viability without referrals from the larger artists and invites to conventions. You see these hangers-on in Twitter replies of the larger artists. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if even the larger guys are just role playing. Maybe they cared at first but instead of losing interest after 5+ years of incessant virtue signalling they increased their efforts because they see what it does to the bottom line. Put another way, are we really to believe they'd keep this up if it weren't profitable? If love letters to feminism were treated the same as proclamations of white ethno-nationalism? Of course not, they'd keep it to themselves and likely emulate whatever is seen as virtuous at the time. Rewind the clock 70 or so years and all these feminists would be jumping for Jesus.
No.1052722
>>1052628
>Months
DoA has a glacial pace, in the strip they are still in the same year the comic started in and in fact I believe they still haven't gotten to Halloween
>>1052567
No.1052724
>>1052722
>can't someone cry in a communal shower with a little privacy?
Yep, this is totally how women think and talk. Bravo Willis.
No.1052766
>>1052722
Oh I considered the pace, certainly. The six months is time in the comic. I was going to put
<10 years later real-time
but that seemed too optimistic.
>>1052724
Yeah this is dumb as hell. Even more irritating is that she's just as snarky while having an emotional breakdown as usual.
No.1052798
>>1052722
Way to ruin the onetime i started to feel sympathy for Ruth, Willis you dumb hack
No.1052922
>>1052628
>Only dentists know that coffee stains the teeth.
>Dentists are dentists solely because they care about teeth so much.
>All dentists will not drink coffee because they're worried about staining their teeth.
>What is teeth-whitener?
>>1052798
When did you start feeling sympathy? Halfway through that comic strip or a prior one?
No.1052930
>>1052798
She was RUNNING the shower while this was going on? She was just standing there with the water on, sobbing for long enough for 3 other people to line up outside and hear her over the water. Think about how long that would take.
No.1052934
>>1052930
>>1052922
That one, i went through similar shit once
>>1052930
Still a lot more realist that that time Becky was in a car crash and didn't even get a scratch
No.1052974
>>1052798
Aw, sad Hitler in the shower.
No.1053074
>>1052940
Sorry, Willis. Ruth is a cunt. You made her to be a cunt. She has been fucking insufferable for years, and I genuinely hate her. Try as you might, you cannot make me feel sorry for her at all. Reduce her to a fucking paraplegic after a horrific car crash if you like; I still will not care.
No.1053107
>>1052940
>That panel 4 and 6
You're fucking with us, Willis
No.1053110
Has no-one pointed out to this guy that the heavy shadow under the nose makes every female look like Hitler?
No.1053113
>>1053110
Not really, no, unless they happen to be square too.
No.1053119
>>1053107
In that last panel what the fuck is happening with her eyes
this goes beyond "this is my cartoony style" and goes to "batshit retarded" levels of incompetence
No.1053146
>>1053119
So Willis level?
No.1053150
>>1052934
I see.
>>1052974
Because of the nose-shadow?
No.1053176
I went to the comments for this comic, looking for idiots lapping up this goofy eye bullshit. I found some, but then I found something even better.
No.1053190
>>1053107
I knew i was right, ultimate proof DoA has a glacial pace, this is one of if not thee first Halloween has been mentionned since it started, shiet how many years has this crap webcomics been going on again?
No.1053291
>>1053190
Can you spot the uncanny valley face
No.1053350
>>1053176
So these faggots got completely triggered by a comedy fetish page?
No.1053450
>>1053107
>>1053119
On top of the eyes being horribly misplaced, I like how the eyebrow is floating above the head. Very Dobsonesque.
Almost looks like the character just noticed that the eyebrow had only just appeared on her hat and she's now observing it flying away.
No.1053546
>>1053450
i don't know if i want this to end yet, on the one hand i'm cringing hard but on the other hand we could hand up transioning to a even worse plotline
No.1053547
>>1053546
i shouldn't be posting when tired and stressed
No.1053647
>>1053548
Anon I don't blame you for posting without the strip, this is very forgettable. Today's is, at least, retarded.
No.1053656
>>1053548
>>1053647
This sure is a lot of heresy
No.1053743
>>1053647
Wow, a whole new dimension of dumb shit! And he even manages to work in the previous ones. What a powerhouse.
OP let me know if I'm stepping on your toes, I'm just fascinated with how awful this is getting.
No.1053746
>>1053743
I want to edit her so she has a frown, a robot arm, an eye-patch, and ashes in her hand.
No.1053748
This strip should be renamed "Hitler Girls".
No.1053766
>>1053743
>Ah know why yer really here
>An' try the gloves
>'Course ya do
What accent is this supposed to be, anyway? Belfast?
No.1053783
>>1053743
Is the joke supposed to be that dykes are all into such a look ?
As twitter would say, "thank god a white male is telling me what lesbians think !"
No.1053785
>>1053748
I hope Cousin Ittler starts getting drawn so badly that the eyes start leaving the head entirely.
No.1053846
No.1053858
>>1053743
This one's boring again, so I got something for the previous strip. There's no action lines or anything to imply that Joyce spun around for them to see, she's just standing there facing a closet. What, does having a jacket on above her ass make it that much better for the lesbian? I mean, I would understand if it was denim. Their response should be
>Turn around so we can look, retard
No.1053895
>>1053858
>First Panel
Is that supposed to be running? Looks fucking awful and the flat angle on that right foot makes it look like she's just broken her knee.
No.1053937
>>1053858
I don't even get the punchline.
No.1053986
>>1053846
>>1053766
Southern/South-Midwest?
No.1054000
>>1053986
couldn't be, southern doesn't use the conjunction "that's" and would follow "that is" with "He-larious"
scotts, instead, follow a similar scheme to the modern southern, however the dialect is so slightly different.
>says "Hey, pop on in" and not "Hey there," or "hey buds, come om in"
>pop on in is a european thing to be sure, but it's possible for a girl raised in an irish or scott home to say "pop over for a spot o' the heart stopper."
I don't know how to explain it, but this guy is bad at writing southern or she's supposed to be irish/scott
No.1054009
>>1053858
>Hey whatcha studying anyway
<Fuck you we're talking about dinosaurs now
<My autism is the size of a spergosaurus, this shit gets me hot
>>1053986
>>1054000
She was sent to a Catholic school in Tennessee. It's mostly that Willis is a crap writer, but you could say there's some influence from Irish nuns or something.
No.1054017
>>1053743
No problem, If i manage to forget to post you can post the comic (if it's okay) and i'd like if you remain to provide commentary, i'm not good at that
No.1054133
>>1054009
the dialect is because willis read x-men as a kid and thought rogue and gambit using stilted-ass written accents was cool
No.1054144
>>1054009
Wow this is particuliary boring
No.1054289
>>1054144
Probably the only recent Ruth strip where the punchline didn't undercut the rest of the strip, but it's because you're correct about how boring it is.
>>1054017
Thanks, I do like spouting off about this shit. Half the time there's something worth pointing out, the other half it's so boring I feel obligated to say something.
Anyway, this strip. What a shit peace offering, the cream won't do anything five years later. Get her something from that gas station she tried to rob when she was being a niglet (or, niglette).
No.1054412
>>1054289
What's the Poo in the Loo equivalent of niggers? they might be that kind of browm
No.1054521
>>1054412
Bindi is the best slur I've heard for the subcontinentals, though I'm sure some variant on currynigger would be satisfactory. But no, the Walky twins are actually mulattoes. This was a point of contention in an arc around 2015, as Sal is convinced that Walky was favored by their parents for not being as black as her. Willis is just as convinced, no matter how retarded it is. He could have gone with feminist talking points and it would have been better. Second pic has their parents.
Oh God it's gonna be more Sal backstory shit. Knew I should have seen it coming. Doesn't the Indiana state U have more campuses than this one? Did none of them go to fucking Purdue? Asher hasn't even been a background character, I can post all the strips he's been in. They're both flashbacks. Bet we'll even see Leland at some point anyway and this is a dumb red herring.
No.1054647
>>1054412
Dravidians, I think, though the Indian subcontinent is a big place, so there are probably other ones, but I believe they make up the majority of dark-skinned Indians.
>>1054289
Admittedly I gave a slight chuckle at that one.
>>1054521
Really? Always thought they were Hispanic-Americanoids. I hate describing them as Latin or Hispanic, and non-white Hispanic is too vague and too long of a term, in my opinion (you could use that to describe Moors in southern Iberia, for example). So I made up "Hispanic-Americanoid" to describe "Latinos", as they're a mix of Hispanic and Native American peoples.
>>1054635
Who is the Muslim (?) woman again?
No.1054650
>>1054647
For hispanics couldn't you use mestizo or castizo?
No.1054666
>>1054647
>Who is the Muslim (?) woman again?
That's 'Asma'. She's an utterly bland straight man authority figure who works the front desk at the dorm. Her input consists solely of making frowny faces at the histrionics and hijinks of the student characters, like a burned-out mom.
But Willis's fans seem to have decided this nothing background character is great and want to see more of her. Can you guess why?
No.1054725
>>1054635
What, uh, what happened to Joe's face in the last panel here.
>>1054412
>>1054647
Oh were you asking who the niggers of India were? Then yeah they're Dravidians ethnicity-wise, the literal shit-tier caste are dalits. Obviously, there's a large crossover.
No.1054732
>>1054650
I guess I could; I wasn't aware they were so general. However, Hispanic-Americanoid sounds more scientific. :^)I have to stop using the dorito face. It's too popular, but I don't know any other way to describe cheekiness without using an image.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casta
>>1054666
>Can you guess why?
B-because she's Muslim, Mr. Devil?
>>1054725
I forgot, can Willis even draw human feet?
No.1054766
>>1054732
>draw feet
Better question, can he draw anything?
No.1054837
>>1054725
Man I just think about Les Misérables whenever the subject of "can people change?" comes up. Wish I were reading it right now.
Does anyone have access to Willis's patreon comics? I'm going to guess this is a no, but I remember someone did when we were busting Mary out of this Godforsaken prison of a comic. If you do second pic is a preview of it. Usually shitting on Cortez is pretty boomer, but I bet Willis wrote this before her bill fell on its ass in the Senate with zero votes. Should be funny either way, but I don't want anyone to start shelling out money for it.
No.1054919
>>1054837
>Does anyone have access to Willis's patreon comics?
No, sorry, though I do remember them.
>Usually shitting on Cortez is pretty boomer
>is pretty boomer
>is pretty, like, uncool and like not in style
Watch it, profligate. Don't fall into the generation theory cancer.
No.1054953
>>1054837
Oh shit it's the echo of Mary! Guess she was established as an artist after her escape.
>>1054919
Alright fine, boomer does get overused as a pejorative. But I mean it this time, you can rely on the conservative side of the demographic cadre born between 1946 and 1964 to have plenty of criticism of the Rican congresswoman. Didn't want to encourage a tangent on her, would be a waste of words.
No.1054961
>>1054953
I'm not even American and was born after that time period and i make fun of her on a forum and like many others skin color or where she is from doesn't enter why i mock her, i just keep up with what she says and i laugh at how many crazy/stupid thing she said so far and how openly corrupshe has been so far.
As for the striptrip i wonder what will Willis do to Copy Mary this time
I forgot hos to make text spoilers on 8chan
No.1055091
>>1055087
By God. I'm enjoying this!
No.1055110
>>1055091
Same i can't think of anything bad to say writing wise
No.1055116
>>1055087
If there are any artists in this forsaken thread any more, PLEASE draw Mary as a grinning witch wreathed in hellfire. I need this so bad.
>>1055091
>>1055110
Even a replica Mary contains enough residual energy to hugely improve this comic. She has the power of God and anime on her side.
No.1055149
>>1054961
Apparently, you forgot how to English as well.
No.1055150
>>1055116
Better Mary producing hellfire than encompassed in it, or at least not as a witch, but as pic-related.
No.1055263
>>1055087
God I wish the next strip would be Ruth cheerfully stabbing Billy. So is this just wish fulfillment for severe sadbrains?
No.1055330
>>1055263
Today stripis gay on so many levels it's not funny (Well except to mock Willis)
>>1055149
THat was the fact English is my second language i learned by myself leaking through
No.1055332
>>1055331
I don't even get it.
No.1055345
>>1055332
The character is such a massive sperg about transformers he threw away a potential relationshiip over a sstatement he didn't like
and that's one of Willis many self-inserts in DoA and Willis is in real life just as much a insufferable Transformers sperg
No.1055354
>>1055345
How the fuck was anybody who isn't a complete transformers tard supposed to get that ?..
No.1055382
>>1055354
i'm no such thing and i just payed attention to what was said in the the strip
No.1055429
Does anyone have the strip where Dorothy starts talking about how she's a jew and how she's terrified of the alt-right? The one where she then starts talking about how whiteness is a social construct and how she wants people to see her as white. That one is one of my favourites
>>1048162
>>1048264
Are we supposed to symathize with these miserable, unpleasant people?
>>1052722
>>1052724
>>1052766
Perhaps she peretended to want to be left alone, while really just wanting attention.
>>1053176
>An obsession with lactose tolerance.
Kek.
No.1055439
>>1055429
You're referring to this strip, I think.
I don't think she wants people to see her as white, though. Seems more like she wants to be seen as a minority. She disagrees strongly with the exclusion of Jews and Irish from the 'white' club, but then goes along with it anyway since it gives her a claim to be a minority.
No.1055441
>>1055439
Thanks, m8! I had trouble finding it.
>>1055439
>Seems more like she wants to be seen as a minority.
She wants to be a minority when she can use it as a weapon against a politician she doesn't like, and she wants to be white when the goyem know. She is a chameleon who wants to be whatever is most convenient at the moment. Dumbing of Age is one of the most red-pilled comics out there.
No.1055446
>>1055425
>last panel
That hand makes me want to punch a baby.
No.1055465
>>1055439
>I'm not actually looking for anything lasting
>I'm just having fun
He knows you're gay, no need to keep repeating it.
>>1055439
Oh man I missed this one. This was for sure in the time frame where Willis had the parentheses over his twitter name because some jew told the good goys they should all do it to themselves to "confuse the antisemites". Good times. Anyway taking this position >>1055441 it's actually artful that Willis has Dorothy depicted as jewish enough to not realize that it's not just being jewish that will cause your replies to be filled with oven pics but jewy behavior. If you're not open about it extremely jewy behavior is required. Of course, blabbing about it at a congresswoman displays such a lack of self-awareness that she wouldn't understand any of that. Bravo Willis.
No.1055472
>>1055439
>"Technically, I'm Irish and Jewish."
>Irish is "less white" than blond-hair, blue eyes
I've heard this in college, too. Why do tumblrtards seem to believe in the propagandized Nazi doctrine of blond-hair, blue-eyed folk being superior—or in their case, "more white"—than non-blond-haired, blue-eyed folk? You'd think they wouldn't talk about race in such a way, but they do. Their lack of self-awareness utterly baffles me, even after everything.
No.1055490
>>1055472
>Why do tumblrtards seem to believe in the propagandized Nazi doctrine
Because it makes them feel good. To put it simply…
>Nazis r bad
>They thought blue-eyed-blond was the best human
>I'm not like that
>Therefore merely by existing I oppose Nazi ideals
>That means I'm a good person on the right side of history
So they allow people they hate to live rent-free in their heads. Victimhood status can be a source of pride and self-worth in people who otherwise don't have much, and they can feel like they're doing something without actually doing something.
On the flipside, those believers who are unlucky enough to resemble the 'oppressor' group's ideal feel like they supporting it by existing. They're driven to guilt, self-hatred and even lying about their identity.
No.1055527
>>1055425
Is the head of the black guy better or worse than Andrew Dobson "art"?
No.1055537
Here's another classic.
>>1055472
>2019
>Not believing in the propagandized Nazi doctrine of blond-hair, blue-eyed folk being superior—or in their case, "more white"—than non-blond-haired, blue-eyed folk
Whew, lad!
>>1055527
Depends. Is it cannon that his head has been deformed by a benchtop press?
No.1055603
>>1055537
No but he looks like a Digglet without his glasses
No.1055671
>>1055527
Joyce is admittedly rather cute here.
Remind me why I shouldn't feel this way, please. I remember she did something to deserve our scorn.
No.1055675
The closest I can find so far to the font he uses is Komika Text, with full caps.
No.1055681
>>1055675
Looking to use his font? It's his creation, you can get it here http://www.shortpacked.com/walkyfont.ttf
No.1055685
>>1055671
Does her being friend with Becky >>1053107
count?
No.1055689
>>1055671
Most of what's obnoxious about Joyce is Willis's obvious self-insertion as her, but there's her instant collapse of beliefs in pic related with Becky and subsequent annoying shipping shit, especially and recently here >>1053647 and her worst crime, of course is that she's the main character of this comic. She's still fine compared to the rest of the cast, though obviously not Mary tier. Probably the worst part is when Willis uses her to shit on his evangelical Christian past like when Roz berated Joyce for having the same religion as those awful bigots who put their faggot children out on the streets. Oh yeah and that time she thought she could fix Ethan the gay jew into a hetero man. Mostly I tried not to get attached to the character because it's obvious she's gonna be a fedora tipper eventually.
No.1055690
>>1055689
Aw fuck the stupid pic didn't attach
No.1055704
>>1055617
You guys have no idea how MUCH i'm holding back myself from telling my opinion on what they are talking about, i'm too close to sperging here
No.1055722
>>1055617
>Do you… FEEL god?
No.1055816
>>1055704
>Being against the mixing of mayo and ketchup
Fuck you Willis
No.1055832
>>1055816
I wonder where she stands on dijonnaise, or that McDonalds' Big Mac sauce that's just mayonnaise with mustard, pickle relish and a little paprika?
No.1055854
>>1055689
>getting attached to anything WIllis
>not just bearing witness to the shitshow
No.1055859
>>1055817
>if I don't have that structure, how do I know what's right
>god doesn't exist timmy, that's life now
>then what's to stop me from becoming god?
literally.
No.1055863
>>1055704
Go ahead bro.
>>1055816
What? Also, mayo and ketchup is good. I also like to mix mayo and horseradish with kielbasa.
No.1055864
No.1055871
>>1055817
>try to separate God from dogma
>end up either creating a new dogma or having no moral compass
No.1055874
>>1055681
Wow, thanks for that. Have this "masterpiece":
http://itswalky.tumblr.com/post/49395290681/you-will-believe-a-walkerton-can-have-a-giant
Does he scrunch up his text somehow? Or does he use a different font? Anyway.
No.1055876
>>1055854
It's difficult to stay calm when for at least two weeeks i have been lucky to sleep 3 hours each night, the fatiguw sometimes influence me to act in ways i know i shouldn't.
>>1055863
The holy ghost communicate God swll through feelings (a nice feeling means what you did or are doing is approved, a bad feeling is the the opposite (not all emotions are part of this), God doesn't act in humans live so we exercise our free will which have consequences if we do good or bad, prayers are heard by him and miracles are a thing (i wouldn't be surprised IF their was a real prophet out there, i believe God still care about humanity at least enough to reveal to someone (whoever that might be i don't know) to makes his will know and tell people how to live in accordance with his laws)
No.1055890
>>1055704
>>1055722
>>Do you… FEEL god?
No.1055911
I tried. Please enjoy. :3
No.1055913
>>1055911
Second one's kinda weak but breddy gud overall. I see what you're saying about him fucking with the font. There's basically no difference in the fourth strip but it's visible in the first and second. It does seem more rounded in his current font, if that makes sense. Don't know if I would have noticed if you didn't point it out, though.
No.1055916
>>1055913
Yeah, I made the third one first, so the second one had to be a follow-up. And I would have re-written the bubbles that are in the originals in the font I was given, but it's rather thick, so I couldn't fit it often times without shrinking the font-size, and his comics are pretty consistent about font-size, so I couldn't really do that.
Anyway, thanks! They took awhile but they're fun to do. And I kind of like the idea of a sociopathic Joyce.
No.1055918
>>1055916
>>1055913
*Also, the Karl Marx thing was a reference to this image, which is of course actually part of the chorus to "In the End" by Linkin Park.
No.1055919
>>1055918
Yeah I figured it was something like that but it's certainly more elaborate than I had in mind.
>>1055817
So at what point does this become an offensive caricature? Because I'm pretty melanoid averse and even I wouldn't draw bootlips almost out to the guy's nose. Panel 2 is one of those things you need someone to say "no, you can't publish this" to. Lord.
I still can't read "give me regards" without hearing it in Skull Face's voice.
No.1055925
>>1055704
I know precisely how you feel. To stay on topic I'll just say that if feels phenomenally tone-deaf. Like Willis couldn't have tipped his fedora any harder without actually showing up on panel to yell "religion is gay, do what feels good" and that's pretty poor writing when you're trying to portray a conversation between three ostensibly religious characters.
No.1055960
>>1055911
Not bad; needs a little bit of work, especially on the lettering itself as it's easy to see which parts you changed and which ones are the original ones. Don't hesitate to overdo it a bit with the jokes/humors/personality quips too, the point is to openly mock the original after all.
Good luck, edited this shit myself for several months for a while, it was tons of fun but it's costly on the brains with how stupid the comic is
No.1056031
>>1055918
I find it funnier there's people that take said image seriously.
No.1056042
>>1056031
No shit?
>>1055960
I know, as I said >>1055916, I would have if the WalkyFont could fit.
Yes Val, I remember your efforts. I'm not new, you know. I wonder where Patreanon is?
No.1056048
>>1056042
Did someone say "It's Becky"? I was wondering if Willis would address whether she's saving her earnings, but apparently she doesn't know what tips are. I know Galasso's is supposed to be a shitty pizza place, but you'd think an eternally smiling white redhead girl could still clean up as a waitress.
No.1056199
>>1056048
>you'd think an eternally smiling white redhead girl could still clean up as a waitress.
Not this one - she'll be obnoxiously declaring herself as a lesbian to each and every table. She'll be earning no tips at all.
No.1056207
>>1056199
You're obviously not accounting for the fact that Bloomington, the real town in which this is based, is a university town. Essentially company towns where the local industry is scamming 20 year olds, university towns consist of a university, the basic utilities and amenities required to service a university, the population required to run those satellite institutions and the bare minimum of public services required for that population. University towns are consequently on the cutting edge of cultural poz even when located in otherwise very sane areas and thus Becky should actually net more tips by being an obnoxiously obvious lesbian.
She'd actually be making no tips because college students, while shouting endlessly about economic inequality, don't actually tip.
No.1056208
>>1056207
>actually
Forgive me I'm tired and bad at proofreading.
No.1056229
>>1056208
Just put everything in an automatic text editor, it does wonders.
No.1056256
>>1056207
Either that or she slacks off and is thus likely slower than other waitresses >>1056193.
No.1056291
>>1056207
Informative, I was wondering if Bloomington is a real city or a university town.
>>1056256
Yeah she's doing something that's either worthless or has negative productivity, considering who'd still be paying attention to the disgraced Robin's posts. Honestly would be better off turning into a social media e-whore and using Robin's account to endorse her.
I tried going through the comments on this one to see what pure geniuses had to say about the economics of waitressing. Got to this shit and had to stop.
No.1056296
>>1055472
> Why do tumblrtards seem to believe in the propagandized Nazi doctrine of blond-hair, blue-eyed folk being superior—or in their case, "more white"—than non-blond-haired, blue-eyed folk?
Nazi Germany didn't even say that only blonde, blue eyed whites were the absolute best while evreything else had to be genocided. I read Mein Kampf and Hitler never even said anything like that.
I just think it's projection and insecurity on their part while envying something that looks cool.
like fatties hating on athletic people.
No.1056312
>>1056291
Why is the comment section so scrunched and narrow? And I've seen tumblrites use "compartmentalize" in this way before. What exactly do they mean in these sorts of contexts? Anyway, tried to cap it all, and had to use MS Paint to put them together, so sorry if I missed one, since I don't really care about it and I'm sure no one else really does, but I capped it because Willis was arguing with someone.
No.1056314
>>1056296
Please re-read what I wrote and think it over again.
No.1056322
>>1056193
Oh hey it's the ex-stalker of the lesbian where Becky sleep at and the Ex-Congresswoman who had her career destroyed by said stalking and Becky stealing her phone and posting retarded shit! (Is… is that her phone Becky is still using?)
No.1056323
>>1056048
That's implying Willis know anything besides about how the real world works, i'm pretty its blatant he doesn't know that stuff
No.1056324
>>1056322
Well, she said she "hacked into her account". Also, he background of both of Becky's panels don't change, despite it being the man in the second panel, no?
No.1056336
>>1056322
>Rep Robin DeSanto
Isn't she supposed to be a republican stereotype/caricature of Sarah Palin? Why is she praising UBI? Did she realise the error of her ways and that Willis was correct about everything?
>Dying hungry
Shit meme, tbh.
No.1056356
No.1056371
>>1056336
Becky made the post
No.1056372
>>1056371
>>1056322
Now I remember! For some reason she has access to DeSanto's twitter account or something like that.
No.1056407
>>1056372
Yeah she hacked Desanto social account after she stole the phone, ianother proof Becky is a Mary sue, first she doesn't even get a scratch in a car crash now her stupid ass can hack?
No.1056442
>>1056423
The real kicker here, its nerf branded.
No.1056453
>>1056322
Well i didn't know she was still part of Congress, this is going to be cringy since their collectice iq is that of crabgrass
No.1056457
>>1056453
Fuck off, Willis.
No.1056461
>>1056453
Has he always shrunk the "e" in DeSanto?
Has "zoomer" as a website or smartphone application been brought up before? If not, never thought I could get AIDS so fast. Bad enough idiots unironically use that term here.
No.1056462
>>1056453
The more embarrassing part is she apparently knew she'd been "hacked" and neither contacted twitter nor publically stated that her verified twitter account which was now pushing a drastic brand shift from her platform was no longer under her control.
No.1056469
>>1056462
Well canonically she's a real dumbass so her not doing that doesn't surprise me at alll
No.1056470
>>1056469
>>1056462
Even then, there ought to be advisors or some such that'd notice and do it for her.
No.1056472
>>1056461
In the previous comic's universe the Zoomers were a less shitty version of Ultracar, the talking car that became a robotic Carla because it's a dumb asshole. In this universe it's basically Siri developed by Carla's bullshit family's supertech company. The only previous mention of it I could find was pic related, where it's implied that the tranny scion of fictional google might have access to pretty much anyone's search history. What a great universe.
Since we have an Anon here with some familiarity with Indiana University, is there any reason for a billionaire's kid to go there? Besides him being an embarrassing tranny that can't hack it at an elite school. Even Illinois has better programs for Computer Science or whatever his major is.
>>1056470
Can't remember if she fired them or they left, but after the lesbian thing her advisors were all gone.
No.1056476
>>1056472
>her advisors left
Shouldn't be hard to find more.
>Siri
Ah, right, I remember now. Thanks.
No.1056540
>>1056453
I was right
>>1056476
IF something doesn't make any sense in DoA remember the answer as to why it is like that is one word: Willis
No.1056555
>>1056541
Huh, that's actually an interesting, coherent and useful development for once. Let's see how Willis will ruin all this effort.
No.1056558
>>1056541
>Yer little twitter stunt is the only popular thing 'bout me right now!
I thought the idea was that she was against progressivism like fag rights and such because her constituency was conservative Christians. Now she's saying the opposite.
Also, how come I can see her entire face through her hair?
>A' kooky bread
what's that apostrophe doing there?
No.1056564
>>1056558
She lost their support when her sister (Roz i think was her name) caused the whole incident that made her look like aa lesbian and her acting like a stalker.
As for your first question the answer is Willis
No.1056569
>>1056558
>"And a double order of Kooky Bread."
It's supposed to be there as per DeSanto's accent, whatever it is.
>Now she's saying the opposite.
Well, I thought it was simply that that stunt had brought attention to her again. "I'm a victim of faggot hackers! Vote for me!"
No.1056570
>>1056569
Or rather, 'hackers'
No.1056572
Was the Jew Pastor's son who tried to rape Joyce ever brought up again?
No.1056586
>>1056572
Yeah,He went after the girl in >>1050254 because she was the vigilante that helped to stop him from harming Joyce, she flipped the fuck out and took his knife and stabbed him so bad he was sent to the hospital (if he was brought up since i don't know)
No.1056672
>>1056541
Yet again reality ittself bended to give something Becky doesn't deserve at all
No.1056696
>>1056672
You'd think she wouldn't even be qualified, but in this day and age, I could see it happen.
No.1056748
>>1056672
So what will she take? I'd like to see this one day bite Becky in the ass but since Willis made her into such a Sue i won't hold my breath
No.1056749
>>1056748
>"I want to be enrolled in the next semester of school, tuition included."
I highly doubt DeSanto can do that, but even if she could pull some strings, it'd be pretty dubious.
It'd also be nice if we could see exactly what Becky is doing to her twatter.
No.1056756
>>1056749
Leftist political stuff Willis aprroves is probaly one of the things she post
No.1056767
>>1056748
This face looks ripe for editing into other pages.
No.1056864
>>1056748
I don't like the feeling of that i'd prefer a Becky strip but in this instance at least somethinng was happening
No.1056913
>>1056558
>how come I can see her entire face through her hair?
That's not hair, it's a thin orange plastic bag.
No.1056967
>>1056959
>single-white-femaling
Since when has that phrase become popular?
Nice one-liner, have an upvote.
No.1057049
>>1057042
Lojack?
Also, what happened between them exactly? Why does she have his old shoes?
No.1057050
>>1056967
>Nice one-liner, have an upvote.
What do you mean by this?
No.1057051
No.1057061
>>1056967
>muh one-liner
Is that the new meme to defend yourself ironically with a one-liner?
I've seen it pop up often these days.
No.1057066
>>1057061
>Is that the new meme to defend yourself ironically with a one-liner
What do you mean?
>I've seen it pop up often these days.
I'm not sure I have.
Unless you're referring to single-word posts like "based", "cringe", "yikes", and phrases like "okay, now this is epic", "based and redpilled", etc. in which case, it's not always used to defend yourself, but I suppose it is, if we are following the actual definition of "meme", and not the "it's le funny image on ifunny ecks dee" like morons think it means: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meme.
It's pretty cancerous and pointing that out will often get you targeted even if you ask nicely, because these people are arrogant, stupid, overly-emotional, and generally ignorant. It's a shame, really, that these people populate imageboards, but what can you do I guess.
Off-topic sage.
No.1057082
>>1057066
Dammit, *used to defend yourself. But, I suppose that form of post is a "meme"
No.1057090
>>1057066
>>1057082
I see what you mean. It is rather annoying, and I suppose you could add general mockery via greentext and some assortment of smug image, and possibly linking to another board, unless there's a good reason behind it, in which case it should be elaborated. Otherwise, posts that would normally make on do that should just be hidden and ignored, and reported if it's against the rules. I know I've seen other people mention that, and they're told that that's somehow cancerous, but, you know, the "hide" and "filter ID" functions are there for a reason. It used to be that repeated offenders (e.g. quentin) would be met with replies telling them to fuck off. If nothing needs to be said, don't say it, but normalfags don't realize this, hence why twitter exists and why so much inane trash is spewed from that shithole (doesn't help that there's a short character limit, thus forcing people to think with fewer words). There's also the on/off button on one's computer. That's another problem, too. "This is how imageboards work, and I 'know' that because I watched a video on youtube". Imageboards are places to discuss things. Over time, a culture will naturally develop, and often, retards will barely understand it and try to explain to others, so newcomers read those "guides" and they suddenly think they're experts and anyone telling them otherwise doesn't know what they're talking about. Whatever happened to listening to others, really thinking about what they're saying, even if it's batshit insane or retarded? So the seeming minority/outlier may actually be an original, but because the newcommer is arrogant and ignorant, they ignore them, and they're the problem for having an issue with the (now new) majority. Anyway.
No.1057092
>>1057090
*Although, it should also be noted that there's nothing wrong with telling an OP for example that there are people lurking if he is for example drawing, just don't flood it with such posts. A few people teling him that should be enough. It's important to be considerate, which is what people forget. They're too selfish, and don't really care about board quality, the "greater good". Anyway.
Also, smartphone-compatibility was a mistake.
No.1057093
>>1056967
I was tired and didn't want to make a longer post so i though condensing it into a word that summed up my thoughts and feeling for the strip, it was not the bst idea and i should not have been lazy
No.1057095
>>1057049
i assume he visited the dorm where his sister and now-ex are living and he must have been running so she confiscated his shoes and used them to make an example?
No.1057193
>>1057139
Uh-oh Willis, giving the man lordship over (one of; I'm totally lost) the females in his life? Isn't that a little sexist?
No.1057260
>>1057093
I thought I already replied
No problem, OP, I was just being unnecessarily pissy because I was tired of seeing it everywhere, and rude as well, since you had been delivering regularly.
>>1057095
Your guess is as good as mine.
No.1057287
>>1057260
I'm so fucking weirded out. If that cunt admits she's a douche who's hurt so many people unfairly, why did Willis try so hard to make us think Mary was the bad girl for fighting back ?..
No.1057333
>>1057287
Because Mary represent the kind of woman he liked before he went atheist, no joke.
Oh and today strip is boring
No.1057336
>>1057333
They're all boring. Nothing fucking happens in this comic.
No.1057349
No.1057410
>>1057333
Such are the wages of sin, in this case, lying.
>>1057287
Well, if you remember Willis' comic being an insight into his mental state through the years, add that with the fact that Mary represents true morality instead of their "morality", i.e. "oppression vs. oppressed", and you have your answer.
Also, because Willis can't write.
No.1057673
>>1057333
Welp someone was broken right there
No.1057674
We're gonna need a new thread.
No.1057681
>>1057674
how do i do that without pissing off the people in charge of /co/
No.1057766
>>1057673
That doesn't make sense perspective wise, it looks like Dorothy is at least 3/4 facing away from the door, especially judging by the shadows. No way you're seeing a nosebleed from that angle. Speaking of shadows why's her room interior black? Guess she's one of those people that are productive in a dark room with the door open.
>>1057674
>>1057681
Unless ascended Janny has changed the rules this thread will be the only DoA thread until it hits 750 posts or page 15. Any new ones will be duplicates and would be deleted. Gotta go to the catalog to get here, like I have for the QC thread for over a month.
No.1057773
>>1057766
It be easier if the thread was deleted now
No.1057855
>>1057673
Becky being aggressively nice in an effort to establish a weird rivalry friendship is probably the only good thing she's ever done as a character. She could pretty easily get Dorothy to stop being a cunt by saying she's trying to sway Robin's political approach to one more aligned to their views, but it fits with her motive that she doesn't. Watch this fall apart in the next comic, though.
>>1057773
I guess you could do that, though I'd still say don't. I see no reason why guys can't just use the catalog. If we see an obvious prolonged drop in posters maybe.
No.1058246
This is retarded. Why didn't she have her rehearse?
And what's wrong with DeSanto's mouth in the last panel?
No.1058292
>>1058246
Calling it now : they're gonna fuck soon enough. The idiot dyke will feel guilty for cheating on her girlfriend and the idiot "politician" will feel guilty for being a dyke.
No.1058386
>>1058385
*Also, what the fuck is that cat thing?
No.1058492
>>1058385
We interrupt retarded lesbians to bring you: retarded lesbians!
Are there any other square-faced designs in this? I swear it's only black characters, it's weird.
>>1058386
Tags say blowjob cat, which I guess is this thing. Which is at a school.
No.1058494
>>1058492
Haven't seen Carl in a while. Anyone have that parody comic an artist did of Mary and Carl, and how it was ridiculous that Willis was portraying Mary, who was trying to study at a college as the bad guy?
No.1058549
>>1058492
I relate to humans through STERRRRR WARRRRS wait that's the Go version of Starfire on that poster in the background. FUCKING SHIT
No.1058558
>>1058549
Maybe there are such cases where torture is a viable option after all.
No.1058732
>>1058549
There's a lot of really gay shit I can understand people not questioning, but you have to be pretty far gone into trannydom to have no objection when one Hollywood guy chops off his dick and then his brother follows suite a few years later. This makes "Wachowski sisters" a great tell for the utterly insane. Haven't seen Speed Racer, but that looked nuts so it might be another tell. Kinda glad no one posted yesterday's comic, because this one is boring.
No.1058750
>>1058732
>wachowski sisters
God fucking damnit. Willis just HAD to include that bullshit, didn't he ?
No.1058755
Is OP still here?
>>1058549
Did he trace?
>>1058732
Did Willis always use blue coloring for thoughts? Anyway.
No.1058759
>>1058755
>trace
>six large blocks of colour with no detail, shading or complex shapes
Panel to panel he definitely reused the background because it has the same mistake where the pinky extends to the wrist, but if you have to trace GO-tier art surely you'd just kill yourself?
No.1058854
>>1058755
Well, RIP OP.
Is Malaya supposed to be Southeast Asian?
No.1058988
>>1058854
Having faith and identity issues? Go talk to your tranny brother, that'll put your mind at ease.
t. homojew
She's based on a flip, according to this. itswalky.tumblr.com/post/13275506484/so-what-made-you-decide-to-create-malaya-you
Willis is so stupid I would have believed she was a Malaysian named Malaya, but he's one IQ point too high for that. Makes sense seeing him admit that he made a spiteful and horrid Asian bitch just to be spiteful and horrid. And a bitch
No.1059127
>>1058988
Can't tell if we do need that thread restart or if this shit is just so boring not even OP had time for it this weekend. These two comics sure aren't going to improve that.
No.1059128
>>1059127
That "fashionably late" joke was actually kinda witty for once and willis found the way to pretend it was as bad as every single one he's made so far.
No.1059199
>>1059127
Oh God this is getting insufferable. Even for woman behavior they're both being so autistic.
No.1059415
>>1059199
Well, shit, something is happening. Her tranny brother started doing Halloween and suddenly their parents don't like it anymore. Big hmm. The Wonder Woman costume line is ambiguous on whether it was Joshua's (the tranny's human name) or Joyce's costume, but it's kind of worse if her older brother is picking out costumes for her. At the least it's some weird vicarious femininity. There's really only one way for Willis to go with this, but it's very dumb. In most other comics it would be the least subtle element, but I can't even put it in the top five here.
Anyway some Mary avatar'd commenter kicked off a heap of shit by using the wrong t word. My favorite part is at the end, even one of these freaks don't like Rocky Picture. There's also someone doing a noir fanfic but it's not really as gay as these caps.
No.1060002
>>1059415
Aw shit, it's been this long? Welp, if anyone's still reading here you go. I didn't even consider their community banding together to try to help the lesbo's dad, both because it means Willis is starting a storyline about a trial (which will take a decade real time) and because I forgot what a real community would do.
Becky's bed head looks like a bad wig about to fall off.
No.1060106
>>1060002
I'm still reading, sadly. So far it's more boring and useless than anything. Where is any of that shit going and who even is that dude at the end of that fourth comic ?
Thanks for your effort anon
No.1060127
>>1059415
That image in the first strip reminds me of the drawing Mary did, if that isn't it. Does Willis hate anime for some reason?
No.1060147
>>1059415
>"There's also someone doing a noir fanfic but it's not really as gay as these caps."
What? Source please.
>>1060002
So where is Joshua, if he's not around his parents? And what's happening in/the context of the third strip, "Bond"?
No.1060155
>>1060106
It's Amber's dad intruding on the church community of Joyce's parents as they attempt to pick up the pieces of Becky's dad trying to salvage her from lesbianism at the barrel of a gun. Come to think of it, they're obviously going to see her on stage at Robin's congress thing. It would be bad writing if they didn't.
>>1060127
Yep, that's Mary's art. Pretty sure it's exactly what was requested in this strip >>1055087 way back when. And yeah he treats anime eyes like a major flaw in her art instead of a stylistic choice.
>>1060147
Apparently this isn't the first instance of this shit, so here's the comment if you want to go digging https://www.dumbingofage.com/2019/comic/book-9-comic/03-sometimes-the-sky-was-so-far-away/cablenews/#comment-1400361 as well as the best cap I could manage. Joshua, being older than Joyce, likely has his own place.
No.1060160
>>1060155
Ah, I was actually referring to an earlier drawing she made, but anyway. Thanks for reminding me of that strip.
By the third paragraph, I dropped the fanfic. Purple prose marks amateurism like a gaping wound.
No.1060166
>>1060002
Glad to know so many are still being bored together, I'll step it up. I wish I didn't know so much about this shit. This strip doesn't make much sense. Up to a few weeks ago in comic time Robin was a career GOP politician, and she's a spic at that. She fit perfectly in the "jetsetting politician with disdain for their base's fundamental values" mold, but even for the exaggerated character she usually is this is a bit much. Feels like it's leading up to some sort of inverse Chick tract.
No.1060265
>>1060166
I wouldn't say that's an eyebrow in the last panel if I didn't know better. Where did it come from? Becky's eyebrows are doing stuff but even in panel 4 where Robin should have an eyebrow raised but still on her face, it's absent.
I know Robin as depicted here is clearly not the kind of person to know how to cut back, but I'm pretty sure even she knows how dire her odds of being reelected are. Where's the money coming from? I guess she could be appropriating campaign funds into her campaign manager's salary to get shit for Becky. If that's it, then I can understand not wanting to get into where that's coming from, as even for me that's more boring than this storyline is already.
No.1060271
>>1060265
Not only that, but the way he draws smartphones looks too thin. In my opinion, it's better to draw slightly thick-looking smartphones than paper slips.
No.1060272
We're no longer bumping to the front page. No doubt it's been that way for some time now, which explains the disinterest. New thread?
No.1060362
>>1060265
Don't get too excited at this strip's title, it'll just be disappointing.
>>1060271
Yeah even from that angle it should be a visible fraction of her finger in width.
>>1060272
I mean there's people here, just no one chomping at the bit for more of Willis's finest work when it's not being delivered. Also he's jumping around from gay storyline to gay storyline, with one interesting strip in like ten. I'll keep posting if you or another anon makes a new thread and it doesn't get janny'd, I just don't feel like bothering is worth it still.
No.1060488
>>1060362
We're going to get a status update on every single character and whether they are or are not going to church today. It will include the jew faggot and each reveal will be more dramatic than the last.
No.1060534
>>1060488
I wish I was kidding.
No.1060613
>>1060534
Ah never mind, we've sidetracked to retarded misunderstandings. It's one thing for Willis to acknowledge he's doing palette swaps of his characters, but for the characters themselves to discuss it is a step beyond shit. QC hasn't even taken that step, as far as I remember.
No.1060677
>>1060613
Aw yeah, give me that alienation and atomization. However, this catharsis is being diminished by the fucking
BIG BLANK BACKGROUND
in panel 4! Jeph must have told Willis that he's gotten away with a dozen white background panels a week in QC and none of his paypigs took back a dime. Looking back there's a couple clear blank background panels such as >>1058492, >>1058549, and >>1058732, but those are pretty narrow ones, some are barely panels. Oh I'm seeing a bunch more now, and I wouldn't have if he had just not made the biggest panel in this strip have a transparent background.
No.1060770
>>1060677
Can't say I don't know this feel, but it's still really irritating here. Holding the phone out and pointing at it is really dumb, though.
No.1060784
>>1060770
This is played out like it's sad but I'm not seeing a sad
can anyone explain to me why I should be sad at the fact she's not going to church after all ? is it something only Americans get ?
No.1060865
>>1060770
Oh God she filled up her girl's dorm room with a giant stuffed animal. What an absolute retard, that square footage is premium.
>>1060784
Well it's part of her ongoing crisis of faith, but yeah there's probably some Prot/cultural links you might not get. Basically there's two kinds of (Prot) Christians, the ones that go to church and the ones that don't. Most of the church-going ones, especially one as fundamentalist as Joyce's home community, don't consider non-church-going Christians real Christians. If Joyce makes a habit of not going to church it's kind of a tacit admission that she's giving up the faith.
This wasn't as interesting yesterday as it was just some jew being kind of a weirdo, but then Willis manned up as the bigger sperg and banned him. If this is some kind of troll it's an unusual one. Bugman isn't really applied to jews, just chinks or extremely urban whites. The avatar doesn't reverse image search to anything but a couple other comments by the same guy. It's silly, but it's really funny to me when you find an extremely jewey jew who has a pretty normal dissent against liberal consensus.
No.1060872
>>1060865
Willis' replies are so obviously his holy shit they smell like he enjoys the taste of his own asshole so much jesus christ the dude's a walking stereotype
No.1060974
>>1060865
Man it sure is weird how the House keeps having these "are fags even people" votes. I appreciate how willing they all are to put it out there on there voting records, but it's gotten pretty stagnant at this point.
>>1060872
>tell me what text you think my in-group is taking strictly literally as I take your message autistically literally
Who else but Willis?
No.1061114
>>1060974
Amber was already there? What a wasted opportunity for the
>I can't open the door!
gag.
No.1061624
>>1061621
There you are ! Was wondering where you'd gone OP.
what the fuck kinda couch is that Becky's sitting in by the way ?..
and who the fuck is that agatha chick ? Did willis just outright introduced some girl from nowhere ?
No.1061733
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>1061624
I'm not OP but I've posted strips before.
Agatha?
>>1061114
>>I can't open the door!
No.1061745
>>1061735
Who the FUCK is Grace ?!
No.1061748
>>1060865
>Bugman isn't really applied to jews, just chinks or extremely urban whites.
https://surnames.behindthename.com/name/bugg/submitted
No.1061960
>>1061923
What the fuck is wrong with the dyke in the third panel ? Why is she entirely orange ?.. is that supposed to be her behind her hair or something ?..
No.1062180
I really, really despise her sister.
No.1062332
>>1062314
That's actually a fairly good description of american left-wingers.
No.1062397
>>1062332
How are European left-wingers any different?
No.1062473
>>1062332
How are European left-wingers any different?
No.1062634
Should we make a new thread? Again, I'm fairly certain this thread is empty because it hasn't been bumping the past month(s).
I AM AN ARTIST
No.1062693
>>1062634
Would've been funnier if the cuss had been harmless, like "heck" or some shit.
Also I've been reading this thread daily, OP, don't worry. Quite enjoying it.
No.1062794
>>1062693
Okay. Just hard to tell if anyone's lurking when no one posts.I'm not OP.
Look at this utter dogshit. Is it really that hard to make different shots of the area at least? It can be that hard to draw just a few panels every day.
No.1062795
>>1062794
It *can't be that hard
No.1062854
Hey, Willis decided to draw again.
No.1062867
>>1062854
Hahaha she really thinks one 18 year old can actually give Robin a chance at continuing to be a Congresswoman. I wouldn't even write a college leftist spic whore this stupid. Also the transparent background shit is really weird here, as it's obvious the last panel is supposed to be a pan from the previous one but one doesn't have a background. It's kind of confusing, and wouldn't have been if Willis would have just put in the whole background.
No.1062981
Suddenly, Becky went from inside her room to outside. Why, you ask? Because the author's a faggot.
No.1062986
>>1062981
is
is she genuinely going to punch a girl because they're both left-wingers ?
… I'm not sure which side Davis is picking there
but ooh boy I sure dislike it
also new bread might be a good idea, we're on page 13
No.1063329
>>1062981
Glad someone else is still posting these. It's not illustrated well, but that was Dina speaking from inside the room in the last panel of that comic, not Becky.
I should have realized Roz is being made to hold the idiot ball so Dorothy can look like a genius compared to her. Of course, she reveals herself to be the true villain in today's strip by reminding us she's still a journalist first and will do Becky even worse than either DeSanto.
>>1062986
I think Roz is supposed to be more sympathetic than we'd think but she's building up Dorothy and probably starting Becky on a path of hubris. It is weird that Willis is making them both look dumb because 'uncompromising asshole who everyone has to listen to' and 'controlling the opposition' are pretty much strategies one and two for the left. And yeah, if anyone wants to start cooking up an OP for the new thread I'd say it's about time. I'd say put some greatest hits in the OP but I dunno what. Could just post Mary.
No.1063503
>>1063329
Two things here. Every fucking character acts like other people are supposed to care about their relationships. This isn't too unrealistic, but I'm the dipshit reading this and I have no investment in helping Billie be a dickhead to her bed death partner. Why would Becky?
Other thing is that whenever someone gets as openly self-pitying as Billie is at the end here I don't know what the response is supposed to be beyond
>don't be such a faggot
at least, for anyone under 20.
No.1063595
>>1063503
I was expecting worse. Don't know if Willis can write
>these depression meds gave me manic depression
as a story, but it'd be good on him for trying.
No.1063610
>>1063595
Wait, is he implying she literally perfectly painted her walls like that ?
That's literally something you need months if not years to master
and even then you'd need to empty the entire room of all furniture and protect the door, the windows, the floor, the ceiling, etc…
That's not manic, that's literal magic powers
why even is this what's grating me most about that whole plot
No.1063679
>>1063595
I hope everyone was looking forward to developing a one dimensional lesbian character because oh boy.
>was it wrong of me to have the exact reaction I was designed to have?
>>1063610
I'm pretty sure Willis wrote in a universe with superpowers for so long he forgot what should break suspension of disbelief. Or, pills are superpowers. Even so, there should be multiple tarps visible no matter the perspective if all the paint shit is still out. At least that would attempt to explain why those desks aren't as freckled as she is.
It creates so many problems for such little payoff
No.1063802
>>1063679
Never mind, character development is suspended for references.
I CLAPPED
No.1063906
>>1063802
You'd think it would be the lesbians I'd be sick of, but for some reason I hate the Amber storylines in DoA the most. It's probably because I know Willis no longer has the balls to make her do anything actually bad, like plying Mike into a relationship by keeping him drunk all the time.
Anyway Walky is probably referring to Asher here, as can be seen here >>1054521 discussed in pic one and shown in pic three.
No.1064040
>>1063906
This is one of those plot lines that needs elaboration in the internet age. The first thing these kids are going to check is if they can find the guy's facebook or anything. The absence of social media bullshit would be an indicator that he's interesting enough to go poking around.
No.1064042
So it's pass the bump limit and has been for a while/Yannie shadow-anchored it, so new thread?
No.1064062
>>1064042
Yup, and I was saying not to earlier. I'm too lazy to cook up an OP if someone else will do it, also I don't have all the best Mary material. Been thinking about some of the dopiest shit Willis has done if I've gotta contribute though, gotta track down the strip where Sal tells her twin brother he's not as black as her and see if it's still as retarded as I remember.
No.1064128
>>1064040
Isn't this comic planned out months in advance? Why does he have these jarring transitions where strips change characters like this? Surely there won't be more than two additional strips with this set of lesbians before we jump to different lesbians. Does he think he has to structure it like this to deal with the glacial passage of time in this comic? The Joyce comic here >>1063329 may be meant to break up the """action""" between the other two strips and to show some time has passed since this strip >>1062794, but I don't think it's necessary or that it even works.
No.1064250
>>1063329
>It's not illustrated well, but that was Dina speaking from inside the room in the last panel of that comic, not Becky.
How? Doesn't it make more sense to have Becky say it?
No.1064291
>>1064128
Now that it looks like the arc in progress wasn't an Amber Storyline per se, I'm hoping we do go back. Changed my mind. I have long since tired of lesbians and am not eager for wacky hijinks to wed the insufferable character to the boring one.
>>1064250
Not so much. Dina's so enthralled with the giant dinosaur and is so autistic that she doesn't give a shit what Roz wants. Becky is too at a loss as to why the dumb spic actually believes she's a benefit to Robin's campaign to answer like that. As for how it's shown, the word bubble has no point and ends at the door frame, suggesting its point (and speaker) is within the room. It's a detail a better artist would not expect the reader to pick up on. Also the text is slightly smaller in that panel, indicating a lack of volume due to Dina speaking with her regular voice when she should be projecting out to the idiots in the hall.
No.1064295
>>1064291
Why the fuck is Willis using blue-ghost hands to use sign language ? What kinda retarded garbage lives inside his head where this makes any sense whatsoever ? Why not just… draw her arms the way they already are ? For crying out loud, with her finger gloves it just looks like she's basically one of jeph-jacques' androids.
No.1064413
>>1064291
So is the mute spic going to realize that the object of her desire is an incredibly shallow character? I mean, person? I can't really see any other development.
>>1064295
In his head I'm sure it's stylistic but at best it makes him look like he's copying diagrams into the comic out of a sign language book. Also he is probably not good enough at hands even after like 20 years of doing this to consistently do accurate sign language in his normal art style. After all, if he fucks up at something so core to a marginalized people's identity (deaf people shit) he's gonna hear about it on twitter. Anything but that!
No.1064527
>>1064413
Aw dammit I just realized 'dumb spic' and 'mute spic' are interchangeable. Guess I'll have to stick with whore spic for Roz. I was going to admonish myself for imagining such a childish resolution to this plot but I really should have shot lower.
No.1064738
>>1064527
Pretty sure Amber is talking about herself in that last panel. You can tell because she's the most self-absorbed character ever. Walky probably thinks self-absorbed is a great quirky character trait though, so this is actually a great match. Would explain why both of them think this is the best plan.
No.1064757
>>1064738
The door slams open and David Willis runs into the room, panting as his eyes dart about to settle finally on you. Though he appears debilitated by his first physical exercise in decades an expression of manic glee is obvious beneath his grimace.
"Guys…" he wheezes "Guys you aren't… you aren't going to believe this… nobody's ever… thought of this… biggest…"
Anybody else would have been given a glass of water and sat down by now, but everybody present is hoping Willis strokes out before he can complete his inevitably inane sentence. Tragically he finds some profane reservoir of strength deep within his A.I.D.S. wasted body and marshals his thoughts to croak with the excitement of a toddler telling his first secret
"God… not real!"
No.1064860
>>1064738
I really didn't think it would be so obvious and immediate that these characters were being made to hold the idiot ball for dramatic convenience. I thought there would at least be a couple strips with them questioning why they're being so retarded before exactly this happens to them. Wait, they got closer to Asher to hide from him. Is this operating on stealth vidya logic? He's going to hear the dipshits, it's not like smoking is a noisy activity.
I can forgive Willis for this one since he needs Asher to go outside, again for dramatic convenience, but it's way more likely that he'd vape. He's already depicted Asher smoking cigs but he could have switched the habit since then and it's a sliding time scale.
>>1064757
Love it.
Think I've got a nice mix of Mary pics, OC, and dumb shit to put in an OP. We're on page 15 so I'll probably put the new thread up sometime tomorrow. Post now or forever hold your peace.
No.1064923
>>1064291
Oh, I thought you were talking about one of the other strips, not the one where I thought she had gone to her room.
No.1064976
>>1064860
>We're on page 15 so I'll probably put the new thread up sometime tomorrow.
No? Guess I'll do it then.
No.1065031
>>1064976
Thanks, new thread's good. Will archive this thread for it
>>1065007